/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.14272148]

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Of previously:
>>14264789

[Anonymous No.14272182]

BYND is kill

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14272184]

Threadly reminder there is an IRC channel on Rizon #/smg/ - you can go there to shitpost during outages or just whenever

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14272215]

When playing Meepo in dota2 how can I effectively get my team to stack ancients while I farm the lanes and jungle? Fucking noobs like they have 1 fucking job ffs.

[Anonymous No.14272219]

FUCK HIROSHIMOOT

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14272246]

>>14272182
It's not kill enough.

[Anonymous No.14272248]

damnit ;_;
me briefly hit ATH again on RH account after digger self out of 35% down but FDP and CHK crashed this morning ;_;

[Anonymous No.14272254]

GALT mooning
bought my $3 calls at like $0.9 LOL free money

[Anonymous No.14272265]

Who here thinks index investing is for normies and keeps a six figure portfolio in individual stocks?

[Anonymous No.14272282]

More AMD cheapies

[Anonymous No.14272284]

MU earnings coming up tuesday, guessing they are going to get raped. Im all in on MU $32 Put

[Anonymous No.14272301]

>>14272265
playtime RH account = 5 figures, stocks and options, no leverage

401k -> mutual funds
managed accounts -> I let them buy what they want lol, that's their job

[Anonymous No.14272306]

How do I turn $10,000 into a million boys?

[Anonymous No.14272312]

Is this a head and shoulders? A head and shoulders within a head and shoulders?

Are we gonna get reeeeeal cheapies? I’m very tempted to just buy now.

>>14272248
Me too bbgrl. Was eying chk this morning, since I’m having trouble finding a gold, silver, oil, or defense stock that’s had a good pullback.

[Anonymous No.14272318]

>>14272301
Managed account anon?

By the way, weed stocks are ironically always the opposite of green

[Anonymous No.14272332]

>>14272312
Whoops! Pic related

[Anonymous No.14272363]

>>14272306
Buy AMD and hold

[Anonymous No.14272369]

>>14272306
first learn to come up with better bait

[Anonymous No.14272376]

>>14272306
move drugs
start an online company and get lucky (write reviews, have content and sell ads, etc.) (dress up as a cute girl and post pictures of urself)
give blowy J's
uhh buy stocks and wait a long time
get a decent job
marry someone with a million dollarrrs
steal

>>14272318
feel pretty good buying/holding weed stocks at these valuations. not overweight, equal weight, CGC and HEXO bias. KAYS on OTC

[Anonymous No.14272390]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVDIENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.14272397]

>>14272265
Stocks are for gamblers
Leveraged funds and options are for patricians

[Anonymous No.14272398]

God damn AMD piece of shit fuck you

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14272402]

>>14272390
dividends can suck a cock, i'm here to gamble on speculative derivatives.

[Anonymous No.14272414]

>>14272306
time

literally put it into an etf that averages 7% per year and wait 69 years.

[Anonymous No.14272415]

>>14272402
that's rude

[Anonymous No.14272436]

>>14272215
dont play DOTA2, DOTA is what killed WC3 (unforgivable)

at least play LOL instead

>>14272306
buy a winning lottery ticket

or buy some nice kneepads ($10,000 should get you a decent pair) and start sucking

>>14272398
>he doesnt know AMD's standard pattern by now
let me guess, you bought at $32 a share?

[Anonymous No.14272449]

>>14272402

[Anonymous No.14272481]

>>14272436
Nah, I haven't bought the top yet. But I really thought we were gonna hold 30 so I bought at 30.14

Oh well.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14272490]

>>14272436
league of lentils does not have meepo, you can only dab kids with shaco so much before you have to go back to playing kunkka in the long lane.

[Anonymous No.14272505]

>>14272215
> Coming back to Doturd after 3 years.
> Check 7000 - 8000 MMR matches in Watch Tab.
> Magnus/Sven/Wraith King jungle going Midas/Radiance in a pub match with pros in it.
> Everyone tipping the feeder as a fuck you
> Same fucking heroes
Nothing changed.

[Anonymous No.14272528]

>>14272332
holy jeez that dip
What happened? Did the fda announce that smoking causes cancer or somethkng??

Added to my position just a tiny bit at 48.87 should’ve maybe bought more...

[Anonymous No.14272531]

stock market looks like bitcorn graph nao

[Anonymous No.14272555]

There should be a stock that pays a daily dividend

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14272560]

>>14272397
>Stocks are for gamblers
>Leveraged funds and options are for patricians
so you're saying its best to give your money to fund managers to gamble on stocks for you?

[Anonymous No.14272609]

>>14272560
No
Decrease risk with diversification
Increase risk with leverage

[Anonymous No.14272611]

>>14272560

Top kek, this.

[Anonymous No.14272627]

>>14272215
if youre fucking playing meepo send one of your stupid clones to go stack them yourself you fucking 500mmr faggot idiot

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14272636]

Who the fuck keeps trying to keep BYND $150? Can't you faggots see I need cocaine and hookers?

[Anonymous No.14272639]

>>14272555
You know what I have to wonder about the weekly dividend earner is how it compares to SPY or something over long term. I have a theory that over 10 years, you can outperform it with dividend ee investment spread over your entire portfolio...might be wrong but that's harder to simulate and i don't feel like doing it lmao

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14272661]

>>14272636
the market makers that agreed to supporting BYND through the S1 that probably still has shares to sell

[Anonymous No.14272662]

>>14272555
BTC sort of does

[Anonymous No.14272663]

GALT/LCI index doing nicely towards 0.75, safely up from the 0.6 neutral zone.
recent market dynamics have been much kinder to GALT, but we're still very firmly in the same trends, nothing about our outlook has changed.

Also I'm indexing GOLD/BTC spots based on 1400/10K prices, let's see how these boys go
I'm feeling a pullback from BTC, but it never really seems to do that once it gets legs under it
BTC might beat gold over the next 6mo/12mo, but I hold more gold and silver than crypto because I'm a boomer

[Anonymous No.14272665]

HOOOOOLY SHIIIITT!!

Because of JUUL ban in San Fran?
Because of CGC shitting the bed and taking out the weed sector?

Buy now and enjoy gains when fed rate cut?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14272674]

>>14272627
You stack the fucking ancients. The clones are busy feeding all the lanes.

[Anonymous No.14272678]

> You only had to listen

[Anonymous No.14272679]

>mfw buying AMD cheapies

Comfy af

[Anonymous No.14272698]

>>14272665

[Anonymous No.14272735]

>>14272665
back to your shitting street with your unintelligible dribble, Sanjay.

[Anonymous No.14272745]

>>14272678
Dr. Paul and his manlet son are national treasures. He should have been president in 2008, but instead we had to chose between tumor McCain and a very, very white black man. We really could have turned this whole mess around back then.

[Anonymous No.14272766]

What are you guys playing in your IRA’s?

[Anonymous No.14272793]

>>14272766
2045 retirement fund

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14272795]

>>14272745
If it weren't for the tumor, the mormon, and the stupid nigger we wouldn't have got Donald Trump

[Anonymous No.14272805]

>>14272766
Some Starcraft game, apparently.

[Anonymous No.14272809]

>>14272793
Seems too safe

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14272811]

>>14272766
cash, waiting 4 more weeks before going balls deep in SQQQ

[Anonymous No.14272813]

>>14272766
I don't have one yet probably look into it in the next year or so

[Anonymous No.14272823]

>>14272679
>tfw holding AMD cheapies

[Anonymous No.14272826]

>>14272809
when you have a big dick portfolio you dont want it to be too risky

[Anonymous No.14272828]

>>14272698
>MO's ROE is 44%
>rest of tobacco is 17%

looks like I'll be buying some more Altria soon

[Anonymous No.14272832]

>>14272766
I get a 2.5% or 3% match, my company uses schwab
so right now I'm contributing ~4 to a normal 401k and ~1% to a Roth, with the Schwab tool set to increase them each 1% yearly until I get to 10%/10%. Already bought a house, I could easily go up to 20% contribution now, but I like playing with the money in my RH instead ;^)

I've got a VERY tasteful spread of mutual funds going on, it's really a work of art

>>14272793
target date funds are MAX CRINGE

[Anonymous No.14272841]

>>14272793
2070 Paradigm Shift

[Anonymous No.14272854]

>>14272766
US Income Fund and World Income Fund

safe safe safe. my stocks are safe safe safe but as >>14272826 correctly states, big dick portfolios shy away from risk

[Anonymous No.14272866]

>>14272832
sounds like you got it figured out, nice plan

[Anonymous No.14272869]

>>14272832
sorry sweatty, i think you mean max comfy. it's the same allocations that i'd have if i held individual funds anyways

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14272883]

>>14272793
>not buying the 2020 fund and retiring next year
fucking brainlet

[Anonymous No.14272929]

>>14272823
July should be goood

[Anonymous No.14272931]

>>14272679

>$30
>Cheapies

Oh if I only held my purchase at $10 I would be laughing at the greater fools thinking $30 is cheap.

[Anonymous No.14272947]

Muhhh diiccccccc

I wouldn’t mind if it gets even lower, o haven’t made my 2019 IRA contribution yet, and it would just mean the DRiP buys even more.

>>14272766
Altria motherfucker, it’s damn near where it was in December, and it’s got a 6%+ yield, as well as being the safe and galaxy-brain way to play cannabis.

STOP BUYING
LET IT FALL

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14272958]

>>14272931
back when AMD was at $3 people would bash it and it would trade just like how LCI is trading right now......... think about it..................

[Anonymous No.14272963]

Buy HAL or stay forever poor

[Anonymous No.14272962]

>>14272745
If we never elected Orambler and tried to do socialism, we never would’ve gotten the wall.

The city of Chicago is a small price to pay.

[Anonymous No.14272964]

>>14272674
fucking trash meepo player. have you ever heard of unit management? no i can tell you haven't, and you probably never won a game as meepo. i bet you get hooked by pudge every game. or maybe you bait lich into using ult but you don't know what a bkb is so you just die immediately. anyways, you are trash.

[Anonymous No.14272979]

>>14272962
Shitcago has been a dumpster fire since way before Obongo.

[Anonymous No.14272982]

>>14272964
i don't know what any of this means but it seems pretty funny

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14272987]

>>14272964
nah nigga, i play CM take the carries farm and blink bkb ult.

[Anonymous No.14272999]

AAAAAAHHHHH I REALLY WANNA SELL MY BITCORNS AND BUY MORE ALTRIA!!!

>TPB also down 5%
What’s going on guys? Should I be concern?

>>14272828
Why not now? Muh 3-day rule?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14273013]

>>14272979
Chicago would be such a nice place if it werent for all the niggers.....

[Anonymous No.14273017]

>>14272481
if you hold long enough youll be alright, but you might lose opportunity cost holding those bags

>>14272958
damn those were the days
>trashtalked AMD while it was $2 a share
>got impressed when it managed to stay above $4 a share
>managed to buy in before the the real bull run began

good times, was a great way to get a feel for the markets
but damn those falling knives hurt

[Anonymous No.14273037]

>>14272958
What's the point of shilling your shit on smg? It's not like you'll influence the price drastically.

[Anonymous No.14273053]

>>14273037
misery loves company

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14273080]

>>14273037
>What's the point of shilling your shit on smg?
To make people aware of a great company selling at a discount..... umm.. duuh... ??

If I wanted to influence the price drastically i'd pick a lot smaller stock to shill.... oh yeah... GBR.. get in where you fit in

>>14273017
Yeah the price action on these types of play are sometimes hard to handle especially for newbs or people with short time frames but you just gotta learn to ignore the noise and focus on what the company is doing.. know what you're invested in.. I had a few thousand shares of AMD down around $3 but sold way too early apparently.. won't be making the same mistake with LCI

[Anonymous No.14273093]

Just buy the dip and you‘ll be fine. We all know AMD is a $35 stock at minimum. Everybody and their mother is gonna get a Ryzen.

[Anonymous No.14273094]

>>14272828
why would the 3 day rule be applicable? and not now because used my investing funds yesterday to buy some PH

[Anonymous No.14273107]

>>14272987
haha i bet you do, you seem like that type of fag. you probably camp safe lane for 35 mins, get 6 slotted with dps items after stealing farm, then blame your carry when pudge ganks your stupid ass with blade mail and 40 flesh heap.

[Anonymous No.14273114]

>>14272999
>>14273094

whoops. also nice trips.

[Anonymous No.14273117]

>>14273013
It's not the niggers it's the kikes and mafiosos who fuck everything up. Don't get me wrong, the niggers are terrible but they mostly just fuck up their own ghettos.

[Anonymous No.14273134]

>>14272999
MO and TPB are down because former FDA Chair said Juul would be really difficult to pass FDA approval. But note, this guy is the former FDA head, not currently. So he has insight, but no power. He did cite their history or targeting youth in their ads, but Juul denies all that.

[Anonymous No.14273140]

>>14273117
Whole Chicago is a ghetto

[Anonymous No.14273146]

>>14273093
See you back at 22, hopefully 16

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14273149]

>>14273117
yeah but if they could just find a way to send them all to detroit with their brothers and sisters... chicago would be a much better place

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14273150]

>>14273107
its never the carry's fault because i am the carry shit for brains.

[Anonymous No.14273178]

>>14273149
No, if we send the entirety of Shitcago to Detoilet the state of Illinois would be a much better place.

[Anonymous No.14273203]

>>14273134
Kids are already hooked. Next dividend announcement for MO is going to be another 2-4 cent raise. plus they'll have the world hitting those mango juul pods

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14273223]

>>14273178
we should put that on T.V... we will put cameras up everywhere and randomly put guns in various locations.. send everyone there with very little resources and stream it for the world to see

[Anonymous No.14273249]

>>14273223
Sounds like Johannesburg

[Anonymous No.14273281]

>>14273080
same, i sold all but one of my AMD shares a few times during that run. started with a bunch of shares that only cost $4 each, sold first big chunk when it was $12, dca'd back in at $11, then sold at $15, then $25, and now $31
if I had held instead of DCA'ing in and out of the position, id have been so much better off
still, hard to complain about 800% profits over a couple years, i wish more of my portfolio would do that

>>14273149
>>yeah but if they could just find a way to send them all to detroit with their brothers and sisters...
na the arabs would probably shoot em if they the city got more densely populated (the Lebs/former Ottoman would for sure, Iraqis are more of a mixed bag)

also most black people in detroit have relatives in georgia or louisiana (if they even have family out of state)
the only people from michigan who have family in chicago are white people

t. someone who lives like an hour north of detroit/windsor

[Anonymous No.14273321]

>>14272390
Im going all in into dividend stocks because I want frens

[Anonymous No.14273334]

>>14273150
id rather play with a team full of peruvians than have to deal with your shit CM strats.

[Anonymous No.14273344]

Based big-boy KHC

[Anonymous No.14273358]

>>14273321
i'll be your fren

[Anonymous No.14273365]

>>14273321
I will be ur friend if you go all in on a basket of risky Biotech and Food stocks

>>14273344
road back to $40, we can all walk it together
no fear, no hunger

[Anonymous No.14273366]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/06/21/former-fda-chief-scott-gottlieb-juul-in-tough-spot-to-get-approval.html

>>14273134
Oh shit how did I miss this. Gonna watch now before I decide to buy more.

>Ex-FDA chief: Juul is in a 'hard spot to ever get their product approved'

Fucking gottlieb FUDing on vaping and CBD. These could be economic drivers. Why’s he gotta fuck it up?

[Anonymous No.14273404]

>>14273344
meh. I’m glad I sold back at 36. I don’t see a light yet for that stock

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14273421]

>>14273281
>na the arabs would probably shoot em if they the city got more densely populated
I don't see anything wrong with that...

[Anonymous No.14273427]

>>14273366
True, but as a fellow Anon pointed out, they've still got the rest of the world to market some sort of mango or other local fruit flavor Juul to everyone else. I still think this might prove to be a decent buying opportunity.

[Anonymous No.14273437]

Is it a good time to buy MO? Or is it going to dump even more?

[Anonymous No.14273446]

>>14273366
Out of touch geriatric FDA boomers need to get with the times. JUUL train is leaving the station with or without them

[Anonymous No.14273479]

>>14273404
make sure you check how you feel later today when they announce ;)
you'll be right back in at $36, could have been in at $30 or below

>>14273437
buy some under $50, sure. keep some cash to buy more if it keeps going down
It's still above my average or I'd be loading up. I already have a good position. If it goes under 47.50 I'll throw some more money in there

[Anonymous No.14273506]

Come on, do something.

[Anonymous No.14273514]

Oops, I had my bands set up wrong.

This is NOT free money. But I really don’t think it’s headed much lower. Real problem is my basis is way the fuck high at 49.22.

[Anonymous No.14273521]

>>14273437
I scooped some

[Anonymous No.14273548]

[Anonymous No.14273559]

>>14273437
I'm keeping cash on hand and watching closely. If $48 doesn't hold, we could go down a little more before stabling out. My target is anything between 45/46, though we may not go that low if this holds.

[Anonymous No.14273593]

>there are people ITT so delusional they think the market is no longer cyclical
>there are people ITT who think the market will just go up forever

[Anonymous No.14273594]

>>14273479
if fundamentals change i'll get back in. i don't invest for price appreciation but rather for safe, reliable dividends. i think they may need to cut their dividend again and make some major changes to get back to the company they were

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14273628]

>>14273593
the market has just gone up forever tho....

[Anonymous No.14273643]

>>14273593
The question is when is the crash going to happen. We all know shit is going hard to the shitter. But if its next year, then its still a good idea to buy and make money off of foolish bulls on hopium.

[Anonymous No.14273652]

give us the golden bull
we can handle it

[Anonymous No.14273654]

>>14273593
zoom out

[Anonymous No.14273665]

>>14273594
>cut again
yikes
we'll see how things go when they announce today

I'm EXTREMELY skeptical of another cut
I see div steady and then they start to increase quarterly as they pay off debt

If they show decent looking earnings today, you might never get a chance to buy in at these prices again.

[Anonymous No.14273674]

>>14273593

The system is dependent on infinite growth tho

[Anonymous No.14273689]

Gonna be bagholding chewy for a while

[Anonymous No.14273695]

>>14273689
just sell it and buy something else

[Anonymous No.14273701]

>>14273652
The golden bull was from 2010 until 2018. Bears are finally waking up and releasing the FUD, but bobos are still not confident enough.

[Anonymous No.14273772]

>>14273701
BYND ate up all the shorts
Jerome at up all the shorts

now they're just trying to process fake bear meat to keep us all fed

it can only go down if everyone forgets it can go down. even then, Jerome has the QE on deck ready to pump and grind
it won't be the golden bull, it's the no-meat pea-matter processed fake bull. but it's still a bull market

that's all we have left in 2019. imitation crab, fake beef patties, and now fake bear. to go with our fake money and zombie companies

[Anonymous No.14273785]

>>14273772

[Anonymous No.14273805]

Just sold all my AQB for a tidy profit. I hope it crashes back down like it always does.

[Anonymous No.14273809]

>>14273772
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice and big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

[Anonymous No.14273824]

KMI is going to break out

[Anonymous No.14273825]

>>14273701
bears only exist to transfer wealth to me

[Anonymous No.14273845]

>>14273701
I saw a bobo rub his prenis and it made milk

https://youtu.be/wvQtF5bMV3g

[Anonymous No.14273884]

>>14273824
you're going to have to convince the NATTY G spot price to break out first
time it right, and you can make more money on Natty G futures instead of natty G companies anyway
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/OANDA-NATGASUSD/

[Anonymous No.14273899]

>>14273665
i hope you're right.

[Anonymous No.14273947]

>>14273689
This is Seth Basham, the analyst at Wedbush who said not to buy CHWY yet! Say something nice about him!

[Anonymous No.14273958]

what did gold mean by this?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14273997]

>>14273947
whats that from?

[Anonymous No.14274010]

>>14273997
Tipranks.
https://www.tipranks.com/analysts/seth-basham

[Anonymous No.14274050]

>>14272248
Nice FDP recovery

[Anonymous No.14274057]

DRUMPF is now attacking Merck like a coward.

Is this a head and shoulders, guys? After that Merck H&s, im getting scurred

>>14273695
>>14273689
I don’t know about selling below $23... if they do ANYTHING exciting the hype machine could start up again.

I’m gonna be bagholding on CGC for a LOOOOOOOONG time though.

>>14273958
W-when do I buy gold or silver? Everything is running and I just want a pullback...

[Anonymous No.14274062]

>>14273958
bigly gains for my portfolio

[Anonymous No.14274108]

>>14274057
MO h&s I meant to say

[Anonymous No.14274126]

>>14272148
>not posting this link
https://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/data-chart-center/interest-rates/pages/textview.aspx?data=yield
ya'll better be ready to suck the booze out of someone else's drink with the upcoming recession

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14274131]

>>14274010
That looks like a site i could get into... if it stays up to date...

[Anonymous No.14274183]

Is buying Disney right here free stock market money?

[Anonymous No.14274206]

>>14272284
letsgo

[Anonymous No.14274263]

>>14274183
dunno

[Anonymous No.14274338]

>>14273146
See, this is why I don't like Bears. Your good news is bad news for everyone else. Just a bunch of Bad News Bears.

[Anonymous No.14274376]

So /smg/, with equities, gold, and crypto surging... Which one will fall first?

[Anonymous No.14274385]

>>14274263
at least you are honest

[Anonymous No.14274402]

>>14274376
crypto and equities. Gold is the last safe haven, get in while it's still cheap.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14274422]

I think Trump made a mistake by backing down from Iran. What's next we send them fucking $150 Billion with a B in cash? In the middle of the night? Why not send them a couple 100 million in ballistic missiles and call it a day instead?

[Anonymous No.14274453]

>>14274126
I want to suck on some some milkers instead.

Some hucow milkers. Some DFC milkers.

Let’s go full Venezuela so I can rescue some sweet hearted dummy from poverty with my MO divvies, and milk her.

Braphogs need not apply.

>>14274183
You call that a dip?
I got back in at 139 this week, and that’s still a pretty high price tag. Maybe it’ll surge after TS4 this weekend, or maybe that’s already priced in.

>>14274338
Making money as a bear is fucking awesome though, because not only do you have more money, stock prices are cheaper so you get to buy even MORE stocks with that money! Just imagine if I were short MO instead of long... I could now close and buy so fuckkng much MO and let it DRiP it’s way to a nice retirement.

[ShotCallerExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14274488]

I told you fuckers to buy BYND puts yesterday! I fucking told you!

[Anonymous No.14274491]

>>14273593
>He thinks capitalist economies move value rather than generate it
>He actually shares that thought with literal capitalists.

Think of it like this, anon. With the scientific tools we had 100 years ago, we had just begun to see single-celled organisms. We still hadn't realized the universe was more than 1 galaxy. We didn't just hand each other these old tools back and forth and overanalyze what they gave us, we invented new, better tools, until we can now observe subatomic particles a billion billion times smaller than single celled life. We generated MORE value (in the form of knowledge) that previous to the tool innovations we didn't even know existed. That's how capitalism works, only the tools are ideas and products.

[Anonymous No.14274605]

>>14274488
That face when fell for the Wrong again Baggie FUD

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14274609]

https://rocklandregister.com/2019/06/16/clarivest-asset-management-llc-invests-543000-in-lannett-company-inc-nyselci-stock.html

[Anonymous No.14274684]

>>14272665
>Because of JUUL ban in San Fran?

Wut? Why in the world... hang on I need to read about this...

Well shit. Look at that. SF banned all e-cigs. Madness all under the weak explanation of trying to protect the children. I think this might actually be bullish for e-cig companies long term depending on how the backlash plays out.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/kenrickcai/2019/06/18/in-battle-with-juul-san-francisco-becomes-first-city-to-ban-e-cigarettes/#4a90007b5668

[Anonymous No.14274766]

>>14274491
>there are actual mercantilists in the year 2000+19
fucking hell, we need to make minimum IQ tests before people can vote

its all so tiresome, and so very depressing

[Anonymous No.14274800]

taking profits on TMV
will probably re-enter if bonds go higher next week only

[Anonymous No.14274806]

>>14274491
>we
lol

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14274853]

>>14274766
>precious metals are the measure of wealth

This ideology is obsolete

[ShotCallerExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14274856]

>>14274684
Banning E-cigs in SF is just going to make kids buy more. When will those fucking morons understand.

[Anonymous No.14274857]

>>14272678
>the fantasy... has turned into a reality

So the Fed does have eveything under control?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14274868]

>>14274853
>>14274766
and just retarded overall, precious metals aside

[Anonymous No.14274908]

>>14274453
We already have gone full Venezuela with le trade war.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14274924]

>>14274856
the kids just smoke weed anyway..

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14274941]

>>14274868
>>14274853
precious metals is the only form of money that has stood the test of time..............

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14274964]

Fucking BYND needs to start dropping again soon... I have to find a buyer for my fucking puts soon since they're fucking golden and I don't want to have to give them away for fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.14274975]

>>14274908
Uhhh... still seeing plenty of gorgeous women with plenty of expensive jewelry, luxury cars, and personal trainers all over Hollywood, sherman oaks, etc.

You know, the shit they’d have pawned or been mugged for, etc if we were in Venezuela.

Despite the high cost of living, the blessed class still doing something right and living the high life...

[Anonymous No.14275035]

>>14274924
>the kids just smoke weed anyway..

Which, hilariously, is legal in California. Not for kids but yeah.

[Anonymous No.14275047]

>>14274975
lol sherman oaks

[Anonymous No.14275084]

>>14272312
CHK very shady stock
there some good stuff about them like all land they own, real attempts for turn profit, they old

but some crazy stuff like their debt, their super inability for drill all their land, the number of outstanding shares


the company also has history of fraud, and ripping off investors (the founder committed suicide kek)

all in all me only buying and holding CHK here because have been trading it long enough for understand it price movements, and that on all technical levels $1.76 makes no sense as price
esp with markets at ATH

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14275086]

FUCKING KIKES ARE PUMPING BYND MEAT TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14275101]

>>14274964
doesn't everyone think BYND is going to tank? isn't that usually when it stays up for a few weeks for no reason while options all decay?

I mean.. if every retail person thinks that BYND is going to tank and every retail has bought puts... do you think market makers and big money are going to give the trade to retail??

[Anonymous No.14275108]

>>14274975
assets rise steadily in price and will as rates are locked at zero nao. california mansions pay insane property tax hollywood even big movie directors have moved to florida or texas nao

[Anonymous No.14275111]

>>14274050
yaya!
it makes no sense for FDP crash when KHC freakin doing ok

[Anonymous No.14275121]

How much should I put into my account when I'm starting to trade for the first time?

[Anonymous No.14275131]

>>14274975
have you see luxury stocks lately? kek
all luxury products at ATH right now

[Anonymous No.14275136]

Redpill me on natural gas stocks.

[Anonymous No.14275140]

>>14274975
Venezuela was not always that way anon. It spent itself into fiscal oblivion.

[Anonymous No.14275150]

>>14275121
alles das du hast

[Anonymous No.14275153]

>>14275121
$200 good universal number
followed by 800-1000

[Anonymous No.14275177]

>>14275121
Yeah i echo what the other person said, then just DCA into your account as you get better.
T. Still in the red after being at this since December

[Anonymous No.14275184]

>>14272390
based and divvypilled

[Anonymous No.14275190]

>>14275086

Is down 7%?

[Anonymous No.14275222]

>>14275111
NO BRUSHING

[Anonymous No.14275248]

>>14275121

Whatever you are willing to see burst in to flame in the event of poor choices.

And that's no skepticism about you specifically, mind you. Everybody, and I do mean everybody, screws up real bad at least once when they're new to this.

[Anonymous No.14275250]

I will have about $2,000 freed up next week from put options collateral. I'm not sure what to do with the money. Please shill me stocks.

[Anonymous No.14275275]

>>14275047
I knew SOMEONE would know what I was talking about.

I actually don’t know why there are so many sexy women in that one area. Even Hollywood is like... what’re you even doing here, there’s just studios and slums except for the hills.

[Anonymous No.14275278]

>>14274941
>ellipsis is the only form of money that has stood the test of time..............
ftfy

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14275279]

>>14274941
Precious metals have no more inherent value than fiat outside of their industrial uses
What they have going for them is scarcity

[Anonymous No.14275292]

>>14275250
Unironically keep your powder dry.

I wish I had something I could sell here. No matter what happens from G20, I expect a market reaction.

[Anonymous No.14275313]

>>14275250
>>14275292

Seconding for hold cash.

[Anonymous No.14275330]

>>14275084
So where should CHK be? I've been (bag)holding CHK since end of April when it was around $3. Averaged down to $2.25.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14275370]

>>14275279
just wait till fiat collapses... no paper money has ever stood the test of time all paper money goes to zero

[Anonymous No.14275409]

>>14275275
theyre the literal Valley Girls, so theyve always been massive whores historically

[Anonymous No.14275416]

>>14273643
>We all know shit is going hard to the shitter.
>We all know
The other replies suggest otherwise. 99% of people are too retarded to see what's coming.

[Anonymous No.14275428]

LET'S GO POWER HOUR

[Anonymous No.14275449]

>>14275416
except retail is massively short the market...

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14275451]

>>14275416
i've been hearing that 99% of people are too retarded to see whats going on for the past 8 years............

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14275456]

>>14275416
People have been saying this in some variation since the dawn of human history
Bears are the actual retards

[Anonymous No.14275471]

>>14275449

SPY to 300 end of June.

[Anonymous No.14275501]

>>14275471
hope so
or else I have to renew this parties reservation again

[Anonymous No.14275503]

>>14275330
:( sorry
$3 deff probably not gonna happen for awhile unless oil goes like $70

imo ~2.50 prob pretty realistic price for CHK
they could easily be $10 company again if oil goes back to $90

[Anonymous No.14275514]

>>14275428

HIGH OF DAY CLOSE GO GO GO GO GO

[Anonymous No.14275567]

GEO and KR bringing me down. I'm done and going to bourbon st. to forget my worries. See you Monday.

In the mean time, baggie, KYS

[Anonymous No.14275584]

>GS trading below book value
What would Buffett do?
I think he’s actually pretty heavy in the financials.

>>14275449
>massively
>one pixel away from neutral
?

>>14275501
I thing we’re gonna be good for the summer, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to dump my dry in VTI right now. Would love a nice pullback to go full tqqq in, so we can break out to all time highs again.

[Anonymous No.14275603]

>>14274806
"We" being first world capitalist nations and the citizens thereof, which is a group I belong to.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14275604]

I just bought SPY calls, who here is #going2makeit?

[Anonymous No.14275616]

VTSAX to the moon

[Anonymous No.14275620]

>>14274453
>Let’s go full Venezuela so I can rescue some sweet hearted dummy from poverty with my MO divvies, and milk her.

yo same
honestly I want to milk a fat titty girl and a flat titty girl at the same time

[Anonymous No.14275619]

>>14275567
>investing in prison reit

At least tobacco makes people feel good, look cool, and bond with strangers.

>Kroger
Keep those hands steady. I’m glad I cut my losses when I did though.

But fuck the food industry, people need to start fasting.

You’re in NO?

[Anonymous No.14275641]

>>14275604
Shit. I can’t tell if he’s being just playing, or if this is the “buy tvix” indicator I’ve been waiting for.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14275656]

>>14275604
you might've just crashed the market...... thanks...

[Anonymous No.14275665]

>>14275619
But I like the idea of profiting from the suffering of others. Yeah, NOLA, lots of suffering here

[Anonymous No.14275666]

>>14275584
meant to say Majority or Mainly but thinking of Massive whores. 30k is still pretty big though, not as big as last weeks 60k

>>14275567
you need to stop telling baggie to Kill himself, its actually hurting his feelings

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14275669]

>>14275641
Don't bet against the SPY. The SPY has a license to kill. Like Bond, James Bond.

[Anonymous No.14275678]

>>14274908
We've... turned ourselves into a single-product economy that is entirely centrally planned by incompetents while we inflate our currency at a rate so high the treaty of versailles would blush until it's so worthless we can no longer import the food we stopped growing to become an oil-only economy, causing mass starvation and suffering?

A few tariffs back and forth with countries that have been fucking us on trade for decades is equivalent to that, to you? Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.14275739]

Dammit AMD fucking piece of shit fuck you

[Anonymous No.14275785]

>>14275503
If CHK ever hits 2.25, I'm dumping (my sell limit). CHK a shit.

[Anonymous No.14275842]

>>14275739
Just another wonderful day of falling 4% from day‘s high.

[Anonymous No.14275845]

>>14275678
man I have no idea what you're even trying to say here
I bought a little more NIO, a little more BGS. just some small buys. I think NIO has legs to at least $3.40/share sooner or later, and I anticipate a little BGS turnaround pump from KHC earnings (at the very least, how much lower can it go ?)

[Anonymous No.14275885]

>>14275845
as a large BGS bagholder I need you to Dumpe it now and self-bog

[Anonymous No.14275919]

>>14275603
>and the citizens thereof
lol

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14275929]

>>14275919
>lol

lol

[Anonymous No.14275933]

Is VMWare a meme? I would think they’re not leveraged to China, could be worth it on this pullback.

I shouldve bought sooooo much more Salesforce and especially UNH

>>14275666
SATAN’S TRIPS
True enough, but I wouldn’t mind if they were MY whores. Goddamn the women in my gym are just insane lately. Not even instathots posting or doing meme ass-workouts. These women are putting in work.

[Anonymous No.14275947]

>>14275933
Uhhhh.... I meant new relic. But all this cloudshit and cybersexurity shit blends together in my head.

[Anonymous No.14275952]

Anyone else in CIOXY?

>>14275885
what is your average price?
food stocks are for holding, not for selling.
And I've never been truly bogged in my life, you should be thanking me for buying

[Anonymous No.14275969]

>>14275604
Dude, youve become the new comfy, made decent money doing the oppiste of that guy

[Anonymous No.14276014]

>>14275845
I was responding to the suggestion that the USA has gone "full Venezuela" due to the trade war.

[Anonymous No.14276028]

>>14275919
You must be from Brazil.

[Anonymous No.14276038]

>>14275952
>average price
25
it just broke the big support, if it doesnt fakeout we're finished

[Anonymous No.14276055]

Gold bull run.

[Anonymous No.14276078]

>>14276014
OK I get it now
thank for clarification, my small brain was confused

>>14276038
It's fine
I'm only in at $23.21 with 1.6% of my portfolio though, so I'll just buy more if we see under 20.32

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14276094]

why are we dummping... wtf

[Anonymous No.14276171]

STOP SELLING

[Anonymous No.14276225]

Next week headline: Drumpf intensifies trade war with China. Stock markets surge in anticipation of rate cuts that never materialize.

[Anonymous No.14276250]

>>14275739
Well, time to wait until it eventually rises again.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14276262]

>>14276171
ots tpp ;ate fpr ,e save upr sjele;s

[Anonymous No.14276314]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I’m down .17%, doesn’t matter, still had a great week. BGS is looking a lil pekid, no time to look at charts or nothin I’m busy at work and bathroomposting. This week we’re going to a Romano’s in Lincoln, Nebraska!

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14276315]

>>14276262
What did you mean by this

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14276326]

>>14276262
>>14276315
Oh I get it now

[Anonymous No.14276327]

>>14276250
Man what a crock of shit. And then I somehow close at like 0.05 percent down and am back to zero in after hours.

Fucking dumb day fuck you AMD

[Anonymous No.14276351]

>>14276314
I fucked up this morning. Should have sold, and instead went from up 16% to down 0.2% for the week

[Anonymous No.14276367]

>>14276314
day +0.26%
week +4.77%


will I get an opportunity for some cheaper Tyson?

has the OTC/VRUS poster gone on vacation?

[Anonymous No.14276375]

>>14276225
Serious doubt. Trump will milk the anticipation of a trade deal till g20. I think he’s having less of an appetite for a escalation with China after he directed his trade rep to approach China about continuing negotiations. This is after the fact that he went on record saying he wouldn’t negotiate unless China agreed to the previous conditions that he says they reneged on.

[Anonymous No.14276447]

>>14276314
Down $12.34 (0.05%) today: 12345 check em. Up 4.34% ($1,009) this week though. Thanks AQB.

[Anonymous No.14276466]

>>14276314
looks like I'm down 3.92% for the week, which isn't so bad considering half my stack is tied up in undervalued stocks that are due for a decent sized rebound.

[Anonymous No.14276475]

aaaand red day locked finally

[Anonymous No.14276496]

>many of today’s biggest losers were /smg/ favorites
Thanks for the cheapies!

Oh shit that’s NEXT weekend? I was thinking G20 was this weekend.

Man I’m tired. I gotta get my shit together, ima take a nap. Love you, later smg.

>>14276375
>trump went on record
You know this doesn’t matter. He absolutely doesn’t care about the record and will call it fake news if it suits him.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14276502]

Well you can all thank me for crashing the market. Hope you like cheapies.

[Anonymous No.14276521]

>>14276475
baka

[Anonymous No.14276531]

>>14276502
I fucking LOVE cheapies.

[Anonymous No.14276539]

Today put me into overall red by .1% for the first time since I started trading last month. Bought up more AMD and MO though.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14276609]

Watch Iran do something stupid and get us into war with Russia over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.14276612]

>>14276609
There will be no war, retard.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14276622]

>>14276612
Well then watch there be a global famine over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.14276631]

>>14276314
Up .71% Thank you based gold.
Thank god U got out of AMD above 31, I'll rebuy Monday

[Anonymous No.14276663]

>>14276314
down half a percentile, so now Its time for 20 shots of gin

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14276688]

>>14276314
Down 2.41% for the week. Had a call debit spread both work out and fail miserably. I got IV crushed on $CGC earnings. Live and learn!

[Anonymous No.14276790]

>>14276314
I'm about even because I sold MSFT with a nice profit, but before it starting bulling an extra 3%. I also shorted DJIA, which is eating up all of those gains but I'm gonna hold it through the weekend.

Feeling pretty dumb right now.

[Anonymous No.14276906]

Someone with inside information made a huge bullish bet on PCG today, right before the restructuring plan was announced, when it spiked up to 24.6. I've already made great gains with PG&E, can't wait for more

[Anonymous No.14277041]

do you smell it....?
salty unami smell of trapped longs

[Anonymous No.14277092]

>>14277041
Fake out gap up in to Monday open.

[Anonymous No.14277123]

>>14277041
Shut up hater

[Anonymous No.14277174]

>>14272390
how do i into dividends?

[Anonymous No.14277187]

>>14277041
damn I hate being trapped in these positions with all this money and upside
boy this sure does feel bad :^)

>>14277174
buy nice stocks that pay dividends
then you get paid money
it's nice

[Anonymous No.14277246]

>>14277187
which stocks? plus dividends give like 0.1% of the share's price

[Anonymous No.14277372]

>>14276906
Same here brother. PCG is risen

[Anonymous No.14277381]

>>14277246
Even SPY has a 1.9% yield

[Anonymous No.14277392]

My portfolio went up 2% since wednesday.

[Anonymous No.14277407]

>>14277372
>>14276906
Selling PCG for $7 back in January was a YUGE mistake. I fell for the bankruptcy memes, and then Calfire cleared it of the Tubbs fire.

[Anonymous No.14277490]

>>14277407
FUD is cancelled

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-wildfire-fund/california-governor-proposes-21-billion-wildfire-fund-media-idUSKCN1TM2JX

[Anonymous No.14277633]

does anyone know where i can get investopedia's courses for free? maybe piratebay?

[Anonymous No.14277704]

>>14277633
is that a book

[Anonymous No.14277716]

>>14277704
https://academy.investopedia.com/collections/all-courses

[Anonymous No.14277741]

>>14277716
>all courses behind paywalls

everything you need to know its free on the internet already lad

[Anonymous No.14277792]

>>14277741
so what should i read? apart from the /smg/ sticky

[Anonymous No.14277817]

>>14277792
learn things along the way and don't take too many risks in the beginning

[Anonymous No.14277843]

>>14277633
why would you need investopedia or anything when you can ask professionals and strongest traders alive right here right now at smg :P

[Anonymous No.14277866]

>>14277792
What do you want to know?
What are your goals?

[Anonymous No.14277883]

>>14277843
i already do, and 50% of the times i get shitpost answers and the other times i get geniunely good answers.

anyways, i want to learn more and get deeper in this, and i'm sure that this cannot be achieved by just lurking here and asking stuff.

[Anonymous No.14277910]

>>14277866
general trading, basically

i still don't know the basic stuff about stock market, and don't understand how the hell people make good profit with dividends.

[Anonymous No.14277916]

>>14277883
True, asking questions often doesn’t yield desired results.
>>14277866
How do I make my gains the BIG gains?
How do I get that stinky RKG pusi?

[Anonymous No.14277946]

>>14277910
just mix low volatility funds with leveraged funds
>hell people make good profit with dividends.
Have a lot of capital

[Anonymous No.14277961]

>>14277916
>How do I make my gains the BIG gains?
40% USMV
60% TQQQ

[Anonymous No.14277974]

>>14277910
good profit with dividends requires either a lot of capital up front or a decent amount of time (10+ years). However you can see progress really start after a few years.

The best way to get decent gains in the stock market is probably the 3 Fund Portfolio and consistent dollar cost averaging.

[Anonymous No.14277978]

>and don't understand how the hell people make good profit with dividends.

they dont. dividends are a meme it is simply as selling the stock the amount of div in general

next q?

[Anonymous No.14277987]

>>14277916
>pusi
you mean bussi?

[Anonymous No.14278043]

>>14277978
except you don't have to sell any stock, which means don't lose anything during a market downturn like you would by utilizing the 4% rule in retirement.

[Anonymous No.14278048]

>>14277987
I mean pudding
(Pudding means pussy)

[Anonymous No.14278059]

>>14277978
I was told dividends were my fren

[Anonymous No.14278062]

>>14278048
RKG is...is a dude

dudes have boy pussies, bussies.

[Anonymous No.14278069]

>>14277946
but aren't leveraged funds just ''intensified'' ETFs? it's just risk multiplied. instead of losing 2$, you lose 4, or even 6. you can win more but you can lose more. so why this and not normal ETFs?

also, what's volatility?

>>14277974
3 fund portfolio? what's that? and consistent dollar cost averaging?

[Anonymous No.14278085]

>>14277916
ask pendulum for boi busi :P

[Anonymous No.14278095]

>>14278069
3 fund portfolio:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

Dollar cost averaging:
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dollarcostaveraging.asp

[Anonymous No.14278096]

>>14278069
do you not have ecosia in your computer and/or handheld mobile phone?

[Anonymous No.14278134]

>>14278096
i don't

[Anonymous No.14278172]

>>14278069
>but aren't leveraged funds just ''intensified'' ETFs? it's just risk multiplied.
Yes
>also, what's volatility?
size of movements
basily leveraged funds take average volatility etfs and make them high volatility
you balance them together so when the market is up you take you leveraged money and put it into the low volatility fund and then the opposite during a down market
the mix would be your risk tolerance
70% USMV 30% TQQQ would be relatively low risk

[Anonymous No.14278180]

Wageslavery got a new toyota rav-4 added to the fleet. Short Toyota. I hate this new model. Interior feels cramped somehow. Dashboard is really high up. Bunch of worthless gizmos (not unique to Toyota). Seats are weirdly uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.14278182]

>>14278134
Then you should use google like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.14278220]

>>14277978
>dividends are a meme it is simply as selling the stock the amount of div in general
What? No. It is a way of rewarding investors to offset the lack of growth in the stock price.

It’s not “free money” like some make it sound, but it’s also not selling off the stock. The money comes from the company’s cash reserves, but these companies are often have a well established market, and don’t benefit as much from heavy spending like other companies do.

It seems like it has become fashionable for companies to reward their investors by stock buyback instead. These do raise the value of the stock price, so probably more flashy and attractive to investors.

>>14278062
Then I don’t want that
>>14278085
Eww he wishes
I bet it’s all crusted over with old fecal matter. He steals peterson memes, but probably doesn’t really take the advice.

>>14278096
Huh. I’d never heard of this. I’m skeptical.

[Anonymous No.14278229]

>>14277910
whats a stock?

[Anonymous No.14278263]

>>14278172
so leveraged funds are better than normal ones, or are they better in some circumstances?

[Anonymous No.14278282]

>>14278229
a share of a company which gives you rights to a dividend, which is money that comes from the benefits the company has had this year. you can also sell it and you it as you see fit

[Anonymous No.14278295]

>>14278263
The are more volatile than normal funds
They get destroyed in down markets
Also you need to understand the decay that they are subject to

[Anonymous No.14278305]

>>14278220
It's about as good as msft bing for searching purposes. It works well enough for simple stuff.

[Anonymous No.14278320]

What is a positive alpha?

[Anonymous No.14278319]

>>14278305
bing just paid for my pizza from dominos

[Anonymous No.14278326]

>>14278295
so leveraged funds are a good investment only if the market's going upwards

but what happens in a crab market? and would a leveraged fund be a good investment right now?

[Anonymous No.14278348]

>>14278319
You should thank him if that's a man

[Anonymous No.14278355]

>>14278326
>but what happens in a crab market?
sell puts and calls
it has the added bonus of keeping your fund balance

[Anonymous No.14278369]

>>14278355
what are puts and calls?

[Anonymous No.14278375]

>>14278369
options

[Anonymous No.14278377]

>>14272148
I got 150 dollar. Name me an upcoming moonbase

[Anonymous No.14278399]

>>14278320
pseudo mambo jambo terms used probably mosty by seekingalpha horrible traders

>>14278220
for investor such as the question asker it is same thing as selling in most cases as price blummets, i try to give simple answers

[Anonymous No.14278400]

>>14278377
link

[Anonymous No.14278407]

>>14278375
holy shit

sorry for asking, but i honestly prefer talking about this than just searching it in google and understanding like 60% of the stuff

what are options?

[Anonymous No.14278418]

>>14278369
>>14278375
I should add if you want to sell options yourself
you could add QYLD into the mix
so 1/3 USMV 1/3 QYLD 1/3 TQQQ

[Anonymous No.14278444]

>>14278407
A one way contract to buy stocks at a defined price
Buy selling call you are agreeing to sell a stock at a defined price and puts to buy it a a defined price
for this you get a premium

[Anonymous No.14278453]

>>14278407
investopedia is your best friend
use their search bar

[Anonymous No.14278495]

>>14277910
Learn by doing. I still remember when I first started, and I got that email from Schwab telling me that I'm not in compliance with the SEC rules regarding settled funds. Those were fun exciting times :^)))

[Anonymous No.14278523]

>>14278444
okay, so you sign the contract with X and for example it says that if Y stock reaches Z prize, you'll have to sell it?

and by buying puts you agree that if A stock reaches B prize, you'll have to buy it?

[Anonymous No.14278562]

>>14278495
i'm a pretty poor person, and have like 200 euros to invest. i'm hoping to get a work because i'm currently studying, but man, it's gonna be incredibly hard to put some of my very valuable money on such a risky place. of course i'm going to have losses but man as a poorfag it's hard as fuck

[Anonymous No.14278588]

>>14278562
The key is to put 20% of your cash into investing. But in right investments that will grow.

[Anonymous No.14278592]

>>14278059
they are. the best fren

[Anonymous No.14278607]

>>14278523
>okay, so you sign the contract
You just sell them through your broker
>e it says that if Y stock reaches Z prize, you'll have to sell it?
the option is going to be exercised anytime before the expiration date
People are going to either hold them or trade them as long as they can because they still have the time premium so when you have to buy it is is probably going to be lower than the strike price
>and by buying puts you agree that if A stock reaches B prize
If you buy puts that means you have the option to sell it to someone at a higher than market price

[Anonymous No.14278693]

>>14278588
>But in right investments that will grow.
no shit

[Anonymous No.14278754]

>>14278562
don't do trading then. just give your money to some fund or reit.

[Anonymous No.14278869]

>>14278607
i really don't understand options. can you explain it in a simple way? i'm absolutely neglected in this matter

[Anonymous No.14279011]

>>14278869
A stock option is a contract between two parties in which the stock option buyer (holder) purchases the right (but not the obligation) to buy/sell 100 shares of an underlying stock at a predetermined price from/to the option seller (writer) within a fixed period of time.

[Anonymous No.14279019]

>>14278399
Not really. Yeah I think the price drops after the ex date roughly the amount of the dividend, but it’s not the same as selling.

I wonder if the price also rises a bit after the payout, due to DRiP investors...

[Anonymous No.14279189]

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