/poop/ general

[Anonymous No.14270876]

Who else is taking their first shit of the day? Report in.

>Boss makes a dollar
>I make a dime
>That's why I poop on company time

[Anonymous No.14270894]

dont worry your poop is already priced in, enjoy it

[Anonymous No.14270903]

Nah I cant fully wash my butthole at work I tried

[Anonymous No.14270906]

>>14270894
>My poops were priced in the whole time

[Anonymous No.14270911]

>>14270903
Buy some wet wipes

[Anonymous No.14270945]

about to take my first /sip/ of the day lads, will join you shortly

[Anonymous No.14271001]

havent pooped yet today

[Anonymous No.14271076]

Nothing beats wasting company time by pooping. Just right now I've been in my stall for about 20 minutes and was paid about $8 to poop. I'm literally getting paid to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.14271230]

Ye bruv

[Anonymous No.14271397]

Reporting in from the stall here.

[Anonymous No.14271423]

>>14271001
Pooping now

[Anonymous No.14271859]

Already back for round 2. I'm thinking today I'll probably poop 4 times for a total of ~1.5hr paid non-work.

[Anonymous No.14271872]

>>14270876
I'm bout to pee in the sink

[Anonymous No.14271878]

>>14271859
What kind of man looks another man in the eye while he's taking a grumper?

[Anonymous No.14271920]

>>14270876
Not pooping but I am taking the company car to get my morning coffee. Looks like the line's pretty long. Might take awhile. What a shame.

[Anonymous No.14271929]

>>14271001
>he didn't poop before the dump

[Anonymous No.14271938]

>>14270876
>implying he takes multiple shits a day

Peasant.

[Anonymous No.14271960]

>>14270876
>first

Lol im on shit #2 and its not even 11am.

Each one is about an hour a piece.

[Anonymous No.14272017]

>>14270876
>>14271859
>>14271960
wtf, why do you guys poop so much? I usually have one unit of a shit a day, 2 at most.

[Anonymous No.14272090]

>>14272017
>why

Cause they pay me too and it's a nice way to kill 25% of my working hours.

[Anonymous No.14272108]

>>14271859
WTF is wrong with this bathroom. Post More pics Please

[Anonymous No.14272128]

>>14270876
Reporting in. Who else here /poopfromhome/

[Anonymous No.14272149]

Right here.

[Anonymous No.14272303]

>open biz on toilet
>see this thread

[Anonymous No.14272327]

>>14270945
Lel, Ive seen a few pics of this guy now

[Anonymous No.14272387]

I shit a lot just to use my phone lol

[Anonymous No.14272818]

>>14271960
>>14272017
Round 3 has commenced, the pre-lunch dump

[Anonymous No.14273006]

pooped shit n blood today, fucking hemorroids

[Anonymous No.14273033]

>>14270876
i'm on poop number two. got up an hour ago. what a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.14273050]

I'm using this second poop break to powder my balls

[Anonymous No.14273067]

>>14270876
>>14270894
>>14270903
>>14270906
>>14270911
>>14270945
>>14271001
>>14271076
>>14271230
>>14271397
>>14271423
>>14271859
>>14271872
>>14271920
>>14271929
>>14271938
>>14271960
>>14272017
>>14272090
>>14272108
>>14272128
>>14272149
>>14272327
>>14272387
>>14272818
>>14273006
>>14273033
>>14273050
t. coping wagecels

[Anonymous No.14273121]

>>14273050
Ah, nice and non itchy balls.

[Anonymous No.14273133]

how the hell does it take more than a couple of minutes to poop? I think the longest amount of time I have ever sat on the toilet was like 10 minutes when I had diarrhea, I also only poop like once every 2-3 days, do you all have horrible diets with like no fiber or something?


Also toilets are uncomfortable as fuck, never understood the meme of people sitting on them at work, but then again I have a good job that lets me slack off most of my day without needing to hide in the toilet.

[Anonymous No.14273160]

>>14273067
I'm on salary. I only take shits at work. At $55 an hour equivalent(salary converted to 40 hour work week, implying I even work that much), it's a fantastic shit.
Stay mad.

[Anonymous No.14273382]

>>14273133
>only poops every 3 days
>thinks we are the ones with bad diets
You should poop once a day faggots, no more, no less.

[Anonymous No.14273510]

>>14273382
maybe if your a fatass american that stuffs his face all day, I'm not fat so I don't need to poop every day.

[Anonymous No.14273683]

>>14273510
you have a very low transit which leads to higher risk of colorectal cancer

[Anonymous No.14273726]

>>14273133
You're on company time so you take as much as possible. Shit is not literally passing through your anus the whole time.

[Anonymous No.14273746]

>>14272017
>Implying you have to poop in order to poop on the clock

[Anonymous No.14274182]

>>14270876

Unironically , Tfw didnt poop for 8 days now...am i still gud frens?

[Anonymous No.14274209]

>>14274182
until you get brain damage from high ammonia levels

[Anonymous No.14274247]

I shit at home, but pretend to shit at work for that sweet break

[Anonymous No.14274273]

>>14273006
Kekekekekekekek ya right it's prob from getting fucked in the ass by bbc

[Anonymous No.14274307]

>>14273050
What's your weapon of choice anon? Gold bond, baby powder, shower to shower, refined flour?

[Anonymous No.14274562]

Anyone else super picky about being 100% clean but, live in dumb fuck America where bidets are considered gay?

My ass can’t handle more than two shits using the office toilet paper or it will turn into the river of blood scene from The Shinning. How do other bros cope with this?

[Anonymous No.14274725]

>>14274562
bring wet wipes to work

bonus: they are bad for sewer pipes so you screw over your work for having cheap toilet paper

[Anonymous No.14274782]

>>14274307
Generic gold bond because I thought I had fungus, turns out its just that my balls are scratched to shit

[Anonymous No.14274841]

>>14274182
eat oatmeal and go buy some mild laxatives bro

[Anonymous No.14274880]

>>14274725
Honestly pretty good idea, have wet wipes at home and I never experience burning ass like I do at work.

[Anonymous No.14274889]

I am not able to poop on work. I don't feel comfortable enough to let it slide.