/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14265062]

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Wage Slavie please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Wage Slavie please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

Y'all act like you never seen a white collar job before
Money all on the floor like Elon like SEC just burst in the door
And started whoopin' his equity worse than before
They first were coerced, throwin' him over tax breaks (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Mr. Momopoly said, nothing, you idiots!
Mr. Monopolys dead, he's locked in my mansion (ha ha!)
Republican women love a Chad
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Wage Slavie, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his pen-pocket-protector
Flippin' the staple-remover, " "Yeah, but he's so ethical though."
Yeah, I probably got a couple of numbers up in my book loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your central banks'
Sometimes I wanna get on my desk and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Mark Schneider to hump a dead African
"My Check is on your Desk, my Check is on your Desk"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give me a little bit
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what tax evasion is
Of course they're gonna know what offshoring is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Yahoo finance page, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but capitalists—well, some of us, communists
Who cut other people checks like a rich kid
But if we cant hump dead africans and asians
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't trade gold
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your equal pay, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Wage Slavie, yes I'm the real Slavie
All you other Wage Slavies are just imitating
So won't the real Wage Slavie please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Wage Slavie, yes I'm the real Slavie

[Anonymous No.14265101]

please go back

[Anonymous No.14265169]

>>14265062
It was good up to the "Republican Women Love a Chad" then it lost the entire rhyme scheme and became low effort trash.

I should know good eminem parodies. I used to post eminem parodies about Monero under the trip "XEMINEMR"

3 out of 10 would not try to match to music again.

[Anonymous No.14265176]

>>14265062
too long, did not read

[Anonymous No.14265177]

>>14265101

>white ID
>bOo

[Anonymous No.14265832]

>>14265062
>too long
>no CAPS
Kys, just... Get out

[Anonymous No.14265901]

THIS IS GOD TIER

[Anonymous No.14265928]

>>14265901
you spelled shit wrong kiddo.

[Anonymous No.14265979]

>>14265062
Is this from the latest sminem album?

[smineminem !!llmrmEsHF4f No.14266478]

>>14265979
Y'all know me, I'm still in BTC
but I been low key
hated on by most these niggas with no cheese
no coins and no keys
no charts and no sleep
binance on mobile with high fees
mad at me because I can finally provide coinbase with KYC

Got a crib, it's a studio and it all really stinks
Probably from holding my LINK
Keep my ledger nano in the back of my house like a trophy

Did y'all think ima let my dough freeze?
Ho please.
You better run away from CZ.
Who you think taught you 'bout SV?
Who you think brought you the fake tweets?
those paid pajeets?
Green dildos and H. O. T.?
vishnu, sanjay
and the group that said they're gonna poo in the streets?

Gave you a bag full of dope coins
that pump when you don't think that they could
And when your market sales weren't doing too good
Who's the Doctor they told you to go see?

Y'all better listen up closely
all you niggas that said that I turned shill
took the brown pill
Y'all are the reason that Creg ain't been gettin' no sleep.

So fuck y'all, all of y'all
Even if you don't like bags, hold bags
Y'all keep swingin LINK and you gonna turn me into uncle oldfag

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish
Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Creg
x2

[Anonymous No.14266560]

>>14265901
THANK YOU BASED POSTER JUST FOR YOU IM WRITING ANOTHER ONE

[Anonymous No.14266847]

Im sure this ones been done already but im taking a stab

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To sell everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you profit from it
Or just let it slip?
Yo

His palms are sweaty, hands weak, bags are heavy
There's losses on his portfolio already, mom's not ready
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To buy bonds, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole call center goes so loud
He opens his Schwab, but the etfs won't come out
He's chokin', how, client's jokin' now
The clocks run out, works up, over, blaow!
Snap back to fidelity, oh there goes funding
Oh, there goes Wojack, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole industry's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so leveraged that he knows, when he goes back to his loan agent, that's when its
Back to the fund again yo, his whole retirement
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You gonna lose your money in the market, the moment
You know it, you better never sell it low
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a buisness cycle you better
(×2)

The funds escaping, through his fiduciary role hes binding
This world is his for the taking
Make me owner, as we move toward a, new market order
A normal bull is borin', but preferred stock's his posting
It only grows longer, only grows bearish
His losses up all over these books is on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the gold barter
Lonely roads, God only knows, he's sold far from highs, he's no maker
He goes home and barely knows his own margin
But hold your crypto 'cause here goes the flippening
His boards don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmo who knows, he nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's his old partna, but the beat goes on
Da da dumb da dumb da da

(Chorus)

[Anonymous No.14267916]

Bump

[Anonymous No.14268164]

>>14266478
Better than OP's