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14241635 No.14241635 [Reply] [Original]

How can I look more professional? I bought these Versace glasses and I love them

>> No.14241704

>>14241635

>> No.14241717 [DELETED] 

you look like the kind of guy standing in the corner staring at jannies while fapping at the thought of them when you get home

>> No.14241743

>>14241635
You look like the kind of guy who touched me on my peepee when I was younger.

>> No.14241744

>>14241635
lose weight
beard or clean shaven - no in-between sloppy shit
have maintenance or whatever clean the fucking roof.

>> No.14241771

>>14241635
Those glasses are unironically nice

>> No.14241792
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14241792

a) Lighten your skin you look too niggerish imo
b) Replace the ceiling tile
c) Drop the tie dad
d) Plain shirt
e) Beard is ligitght colour - does not work, trim it or dye it black

Thank me later

>> No.14241815

>>14241771
agree i want these unironically

>>14241792
to add, smile with corners of mouth at least when looking at someone in business, the dead pan stare is good with chicks but no where else

>> No.14241817

>>14241635
You look like an average American male, yet could afford to lose a couple pounds. It's no biggie, just a personal goal you can work towards. Also what >>14241744 said about facial hair.

>> No.14241825

You have a nice facial structure, lose weight and shave the beard.

>> No.14241861

Just have sex.

>> No.14241923

>>14241635
id on glasses

>> No.14242047

Learn how to tie a windsor knot - ensure said windsor knot is not hanging half an inch under your top button - like the guy above said, plain shirt - and finally have sex

>> No.14242085

>>14241635
You look like you have some nigger blood in you

>> No.14242258
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14242258

>>14241861
I had sex with your mom yesterday. Please have her call me back, I'd like to go to Arby's with her on Saturday night.

>> No.14242287

>>14242258
id on glasses pls man they good

>> No.14242312

you look like you shaved your pubes during the drive to work with the window down and they got blown all over your chin.

>> No.14242368

>>14241792
I think he should grow his hair and get a comb over style. Ideally a pompadour tho. Losing a few pounds would chisel his face out also.

>> No.14242376

>>14241635
Take a bleach bath, shitskin