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https://www.reddit.com/r/LINKTrader/comments/c2knh2/not_a_huge_deal_but_in_4_days_oracles_fernando/

Apparently the upcoming Oracle demo had to be moved to the ballroom at the venue after exceeding capacity in the original room. No more seats next to the bathrooms biys, plan accordingly.

>> No.14240672

>>14240652
What does this mean anon?

>> No.14240688

>>14240672
we ballin in ballrooms now nigga

>> No.14240691
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>>14240652
mfw no obese rping gf

>> No.14240705

>not enough space
hahhahahhhahahahahahah

>> No.14240757
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is anyone else concerned after what happened the last time they changed Serger's speaking room..

>> No.14240803

Sergey PLEASE im begging you, lose some weight or they will not take us seriously!!

>> No.14240840

Sergey won’t even be talking at this event

>> No.14240870

>>14240840
That is not confirmed

>> No.14241079

>>14240870
He's not on the list of speakers. It's listed on the website. Buncha fucking literal pajeets speaking though.

>> No.14241102

>>14240870
its literally oracle sucking remotely sucking sergey dick

>> No.14241109

>>14240652
Huge if true

>> No.14241144

>>14240870
What confirmation are you looking for?

I won’t be speaking there either. Do you need confirmation of everyone that won’t be there. He is literally not on the list of speakers

>> No.14241247

Cloud Expo asked Sergey to be one of the keynote speaker...on twitter. So we don't know if he will be speaking to the ENTIRE expo or not. He is not scheduled to speak at the workshop. Fcking nulinkers.

>> No.14241287

Here's your spoon. Fcking nulinkers. Need a baby bottle?
https://twitter.com/CloudExpo/status/1135246363896295424

>> No.14241315

>>14241247
Simple-minded nulinkers should lick the boots of anons like you

>> No.14241403

>Theroryshow 4 minutes ago
>If we are speaking we will certainly share it.

>> No.14241420

>>14240691
>no slampig goth gf to come home to
I just want to suck her milkies

>> No.14241532

>>14241403
Lol I swear to god they browse biz

>> No.14241552

>>14240652
>Apparently the upcoming Oracle demo had to be moved to the ballroom at the venue after exceeding capacity in the original room.
don't get too excited, linkies. the number of people interested in your shittoken is still the same as last year, sir gay himself just bloated up to the point that the original pissoir cuck shed can't contain him anymore.

>> No.14241597

>>14241532
i swear to god their in on the pump and dumps

>> No.14241951

Insider here. It's not looking very good I have to say. What happened is that people from Oracle called Sergey after the Cloudexpo tweet and tried to get him to speak at the event, but after the phone call decided not to. Apparently he had been repeating the word "oracle" multiple times with a kind of mickey mouse voice (pronouncing it "oh-ruck-lee") then ended the call rustling a big mac wrap close to the phone saying the line is bad. Sad to see what's happened to the man.

>> No.14242005

sigh... the good ol' toilet room presentation days are over for us fellas, we've come a long way

>> No.14242164

I'm 26, working for about $16.80 hourly before taxes. Have about $4k in cash right now and $4k in debt ($3.2k student loans, the rest in credit card). I'm seriously thinking about dumping half my cash into Link or even using my credit card to buy a stack even though I know that's incredibly risky and retarded. But I've become pretty blackpilled in the last year about my current trajectory and might just say fuck it and roll the dice. Is it worth it? I know this is a board where people routinely post $20k losses for the (you)s but even a $1k investment into Link would be a big deal for me. Worth it or not?

>> No.14242877

>>14242164
Put it all in Link. Just dont expect to see real big gains for a while.

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>>14240688
Started from the toilet now we're here

>> No.14242936

>>14240652
Someone post that pasta of Gabe Newell at E3, but instead it's Serg as this

>> No.14243186

>>14242164
Most credit cards treat buying crypto as a cash advance, just fyi

>> No.14243436

>>14241532
Rory is a JANNIE! can you imagine doing it for free?

Hope Sergey actually pays you Rorisan

>> No.14243476

>>14241951
They sent me the invite on twitter cause I'm @SirgayN. I didn't pass it on to real Sergey because we were in/stealth/ and I'm such a based-ass marine that I wouldn't even shill link to the CEO. So, sorry if I fucked something up

>> No.14243510

>>14242164
repo man here,
do this please.

>> No.14243520

>>14241951
FUD! Big Macs come in a box.

>> No.14243559

Honestly this is just a lame startup off-shoot of oracle presenting at a cloud conference that has questionable relevance

it *may* receive interest from Oracle proper, but that has yet to be confirmed. I mean c'mon bros, let's be honest here.

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>>14242005
>>14242927
they're literally surrounded by toilets this time it's over

>> No.14243651

>>14243629
kek'd

>> No.14243809
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>>14243629
NOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN

>> No.14243990

>>14243629
>pantry
>McDonalds is catering the event
This whole Chainlink thing has been a ruse so Sergey could distract everyone with an exciting conference while he steals the Big Mac Secret Sauce