/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.14237581]

Taco Market General
Here in /TMG/ we discuss topics vital to running a taco stand!

Flour or corn tortillas?
Soft or hard tacos?
carne asada or hamburger?
onions & salantro or lettece and cheese?
do hot dogs qualify as tacos?

discuss these tacosophical questions here!

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Free advanced charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
https://finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
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Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

for the snibbed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bavZbQHbuOk [Embed] [Embed]

last taco on SMG:
>>14225623

[Anonymous No.14237648]

>>14237581
RKG confirmed hairy-armed latina

[Anonymous No.14237650]

BUY AMD

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14237657]

We back to AMD: In the Money Edition. Bought more QYLD with the premium.

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.14237694]

Who here extremely exposed?

Powell needs to hike or else I'm going to be eating one dollar steaks tonight.

[Anonymous No.14237702]

threadly reminder about those CMG puts
don't forget about that juicy SGMO

Can I get a crab taco over here? careful of those claws :^)

VRUS poster seems to disappear the last couple days.... hmm.... I wonder why?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14237719]

>>14237694
I'm wearing pants, but I think i'm going to soil them if BYND doesn't drop another 40% today.

[Anonymous No.14237722]

am i retarded for buying some srs calls based on this

[Anonymous No.14237744]

italian food > tacos and nachos

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.14237746]

>>14237719
shheeeeiiiitttt here's hoping Powell grows some balls and hikes

[Anonymous No.14237757]

al pastor taco is best taco

[Anonymous No.14237779]

GALT...

[Anonymous No.14237784]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.14237789]

>>14237694
man you were like the one in a million investor who actually gets to ride an inverse leveraged ETF for a god damn MONTH and make nutty money doing it
that never happens
that's so rare

those kinds of rides almost never last as long as they did. they don't last forever
I sold out of SOXS in mid April when it was flatty so what do I know
gotta be so careful with those 3x inv

you basically get snibbed a little bit every day no matter what
it catches up with you

[Anonymous No.14237799]

>>14237746
He won't, he's going to keep rates the same and it'll be a big nothing burger.

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.14237828]

>>14237789
Yeah but that Draghi cut really fucked me over and I ended up leaving my SOXS positing with a small profit.

Goddamn euros.

[Anonymous No.14237837]

>>14237719
>Betting against hipster bullshit this hard
I feel for you Bagholder but you definitely brought this one on yourself.

[Anonymous No.14237880]

>>14237657
>Covered Call ETF
kekkies at least you're consistent

>>14237779
starting to look like a decent range trade
t. someone who doesn't range trade

But don't acknowledge the shill, plz.

>>14237799 (dub dubbz)
>implying fed news is ever "nothingburger"
People (algos?) are literally watching to see if JP uses the word "patient" or not. This is what drives the market right now.

I don't know if it's always like that, or just when economy slows growth rate.

[Anonymous No.14237882]

>>14237719

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14237906]

>>14237837
This company isn't worth 10 billion dollars.

[Anonymous No.14237937]

>>14237828
glad you made it out ahead
I would have cut and run like midway through may with ~25% profit or whatever, that's just the kind of person I am.
That month wasn't kind to me, I was all over the place
made it out only slightly down, but damn, it didn't feel good


>>14237880
5% chance he doesn't use the word patient
that's like his favorite word

[Anonymous No.14237941]

>>14237906
you are right, it's worth 100 billion!

[Anonymous No.14237958]

>>14237937
>patient
>that's like his favorite word
0% chance he doesn't say the word prudent, his real favorite word

[Anonymous No.14237973]

>>14237941
Srsly tho this kind of mania that we have seen with BYND is proof of late stage bull cycle

[Anonymous No.14237999]

>>14237880
>I don't know if it's always like that
It never was like this, listen to oldfag boomer investor interviews, Jim Rogers and Peter Schiff,. They both said when they were little nobody even knew who the fed chair was. But today he's the most important man on the planet, more important than even the president.
It just shows how big the bubble is.

[Anonymous No.14238070]

i am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.14238072]

Short AOBC into earnings?

[Anonymous No.14238078]

>>14237906
We both know that but it doesn't matter, does it? We have a confidence based economy, not a value based one.

[Anonymous No.14238080]

>>14237958
"We'll be looking at all the data"
Man I'm so glad that Jerome is the Fed Chair for this shitshow of a market
So much more entertaining than any of the previous fed chairs in his own subtle way

[Anonymous No.14238090]

>>14238070
this is a joke right? you're actually a millionaire and this represents 5% of your portfolio right?

[Anonymous No.14238093]

>>14238070
That's a big portfolio

[Anonymous No.14238132]

>>14238080
>powell
>subtle
pick one

see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcTWUBWfVLI&ab_channel=FoxBusiness
at 2:43

[Anonymous No.14238134]

>>14238070
Oh my god dude.

[Anonymous No.14238147]

>>14238093
You're a big trader

[Anonymous No.14238151]

>>14238070
>i am financially ruined
> still having 850k left
> ruined

[Anonymous No.14238153]

>>14238070
>It's down even more now

[Anonymous No.14238163]

also repost of this to remind the anons... its not to0 late to adjust position (its never too late)

[Anonymous No.14238174]

>>14238070
The house always wins, anon.

[Anonymous No.14238178]

>>14238147
If I sold all your shares would you die?

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14238179]

>>14238070
hahahha holy crap you‘re that guy who went from 500k to 1M on mongo. Sorry about the fsly tho, thats rough.

[Anonymous No.14238202]

>>14238178
It would be extremely gainful...

[Anonymous No.14238214]

>>14238070
quit messing around with trashy IPO meme stocks

[Anonymous No.14238215]

>>14238072
yup, fuck Smith and Wesson and their bullshit safety locks

[Anonymous No.14238245]

>>14238070
>2:07
probably got this from reddit, faggot

[Anonymous No.14238250]

>>14237784
based and divvypilled

[Anonymous No.14238253]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

[Anonymous No.14238263]

>>14238253
lel

[Anonymous No.14238265]

>>14238070
sell, use the short term losses against this year's capital gains, reinvest in safe dividend growth stocks slowly over the next 2 years and keep the rest in FDIC insured high yield savings accounts earning at least 2 percent to outpace inflation.

You could retire in less than 10 years off the passive income that will create.

[Anonymous No.14238268]

>>14238132
wait I already watched this last week live
He was right and said all the right things then
He'll do the same again today

I didn't say he was subtle as a person. He's intelligent, honest, and straightforward.
I meant that I find him entertaining in a subtle way.

basically, Jerome is the golden bull, trying to break free and run the economy safely into new green pastures

Steve Munch (mr. Lego Batman) and Donny T (el hombre naranja) are the crabs, scuttling around twitter with all their nefarious schemes. not to mention Kudlow, don't even get me started

[Anonymous No.14238276]

>>14238253
is this new or has someone used the John copy pasta with Powell before? either way, top notch.

[Anonymous No.14238302]

When should i sell my amd? July 7th?

[Anonymous No.14238316]

Jesus can this get anymore boring?
The fucking Fed could make their shit ass statement and press confrence earlier. Fuck those boomers. And fuck jannies and jews.

[Anonymous No.14238335]

>>14238268
>I meant that I find him entertaining in a subtle way.
ah my missunderstanding fren

>Jerome is the golden bull, trying to break free and run the economy safely into new green pastures
if you actually listened to him as you say you would understand that Jerome is a good guy that is aware of the fact that we are in the later stages of a bull market and will do anything to make sure that we are well prepared when we get there (ie having a high rate to scale down from)

[Anonymous No.14238363]

If the Fed doesn't do anything but a rate hike today, they are politically broken by Trump.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14238380]

Jerome there are goyim trying to make money by going long prior to your announcement. Make sure to hit them with the old double we're doubling the rate effective yesterday. Then drop the mic and walk out while the market crashes.

[Anonymous No.14238390]

>>14238363
...you mean cut?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14238409]

>>14238380
Oh and make sure to arrange the dot plot into a middle finger.

[Anonymous No.14238414]

>>14238335
yeah
he's the steady hand on the wheel

with anyone besides Jerome at the helm right now we wouldn't be at 2920, I promise you that

>>14238390
he said a double negative on accident, I think he meant
>If the Fed does anything but a rate hike today

[Anonymous No.14238423]

>>14238363
zero chance of a hike today. the fed funds futures are the tail that wags the dog. if the futures are wrong, then the fed changes its language to prepare the market, then it acts.

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/stir/30-day-federal-fund.html

[Anonymous No.14238430]

>>14238380
Kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXcLybhbChQ

[Anonymous No.14238465]

>>14238423
> [IF] the futures are wrong
> [THEN] the fed changes its language to prepare the market,
> [THEN] it acts.

Wow, sounds like.. some centralized institution, backed by state power, is centrally planning the production and consumption in an economy here.

But never socialism no sir, this is pure full throttle capitalism.

Fed wont hike or hint at hike, Kuroda, Mario and China are all cutting and drugging economy.

[Anonymous No.14238483]

>>14238465
> is centrally planning the production and consumption in an economy here.
no, just the interest rate. quite a leap you're taking there.

[Anonymous No.14238490]

whatever powell says everybody will freak out for nothing. hike is bad, cut is nuts and overheating economy and keeping as it is is boring and lame

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14238495]

You all saw that giant cocaine seizure in the Port of Philadelphia yesterday right? This is terrible news for the markets. Everybody is going to sell off so they can have money to afford the more expensive cocaine prices.

[Anonymous No.14238522]

[Anonymous No.14238529]

Am I gonna make it /:

[Anonymous No.14238539]

>>14238495
Did you only read the headline?
Jerome seized the cocaine
for himself
He's about to take rates on such a mindtwisting ride up and down you won't even believe it

He's going to hike rates 5x and cut rates 3x during the meeting today. really shake the algos and weak hands out of the market in a one-hour orgy of buying and selling.

I call it, crabs in a barrel

[Anonymous No.14238571]

>>14238529
probably not, seeing as your positioning is extremely aggressive. it'll backfire eventually.

[Anonymous No.14238589]

>>14238529
what's your trading strategy?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14238592]

>>14238539
But that'll make the market have a seizure...

[Anonymous No.14238616]

>>14238592
Jerome taped the circuit breakers closed. with really strong tape. 3M tape.
we're going all the way today, up or down

with 16 tons of cocaine, you can go wherever you want

[Anonymous No.14238630]

>>14238571

This is only one account lol. Holding since mid 1s, not selling till I turn 60,000 into 1,000,000

>>14238589

Invest in the future

https://youtu.be/hHoAlQl7fxY

http://express-journal.com/automotive-smart-display-market-will-revolutionary-technological-advancements-reshape-industry-trends-2025/

>For instance, the Israeli startup Gauzy developed a smart glass that can turn car windows into video displays.

>Lyft claims that it will be enabling self-driving cars to communicate with pedestrians by turning the windows into screens.

[Anonymous No.14238648]

If I know for a fact that the EPS for a company is going to be below the expected, should I buy right after the inevitable dip upon the EPS release? I feel like the answer is obvious but this is baby's first trade.

[Anonymous No.14238665]

>Making it
>by investing in stock or crypto
This board is delusional when it comes to "making it"

Look at the world's three centibillionaires. They all ran companies. Go and learn about how to business. Not just how to invest.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14238670]

This fucking BYND meat shit isn't going to move until after the announcement is it...

[Anonymous No.14238716]

>>14238630
>communicate with pedestrians by turning the windows into screens.
Ads on cars soon. Imagine buying a sports car for 500$ and the car pays for the rest of it by displaying ads on the body.

[Anonymous No.14238725]

>>14237906
You're not wrong, but you're early, and that's the same thing.

[Anonymous No.14238736]

>>14238670
Of course not, what the fuck did you expect?

[Anonymous No.14238765]

>>14238648
EPS doesn't matter anymore, it'll probably go up

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14238774]

>>14238736
i expected to get rich quick and easy money from no effort.

[Anonymous No.14238798]

>>14238765
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.14238840]

>>14238253
came here looking for this, thanks anon!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14238863]

Its time for the Lunchtime Check Up. What are you eating how are you doing? I got some of that Singapore noodles from a take out joint near my office. Waiting for the fed to announce gloom and doom is boring as fuck.

[Anonymous No.14238891]

>>14238774
If those puts were risk free money, nobody would have sold them to you

[Anonymous No.14238915]

>>14238863
Peach-Mango Bang energy drink, kratom, Lychee Ice nicotine salties

[Anonymous No.14238920]

>>14238863
Got a five dollar subway because I'm too busy to go to a good place for lunch

Moving my risky shit into cash until after the meeting, got some QQQ puts at a couple of strikes because I'm bearish on powpow, but didn't go too deep there because who the actual fuck knows

[please 4chan No.14238921]

everyone leave a bad review here please

Vann York Paint and Body Collision Center Auto Body Shop

they've had my car for two months and keep delaying when I can get it back so they can collect money from the insurance company

[Anonymous No.14238954]

>>14238891
The January 2021 $35 puts are $4
That might as well be free money

[Anonymous No.14238994]

>>14238954
If they announce a deal with McD or Wendy's you'll never see that price

[Anonymous No.14239002]

>>14238863
KYS

[Anonymous No.14239022]

>>14238994
Then you keep the $4

[Anonymous No.14239024]

When will the announcement of the rate change happen?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14239035]

>>14239002
do you really need to remind me to kill my self every day bro? It's not my fault your father was black and left your mother.

[Anonymous No.14239049]

>>14239024
1 hour 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.14239055]

Chewy? Yay or Nay? I think I will buy it for long when I can get it for 30$.

[Anonymous No.14239062]

>>14239049
I'll be in bed by then, I hope to wake to good news and mad gainz

[Anonymous No.14239070]

>>14238915
Just started trying BANG

Like Peach Mango and Star Blast (v. American, I like it)

Blue Razz and Sour Head... not so much.

I hope they keep stocking it at my Grocery Outlet, even though 1.75 for creatine soda is still pretty expensive.

[Anonymous No.14239087]

>>14239062
You'll be in bed... mid afternoon?
Or are you UNAMERICAN!?

[Anonymous No.14239103]

>>14239087
>what is the west coast

[Anonymous No.14239141]

>>14239087
Europoors or worse Israelis

[Anonymous No.14239148]

so is zuckcoin gonna kill WU?

[Anonymous No.14239168]

>>14239141
You mean we actually permit Das Juden on this board?

[Anonymous No.14239195]

>>14239168
We are the juden. /biz/rael forever.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14239216]

>>14239168
Who let you in here?

[Anonymous No.14239264]

>>14239141
based
>>14239168
based
>>14239195
kek
>>14239216
cringe

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14239278]

>>14239195
>>14239216
Du wirst niemals den ewigen Reichtum des Himmels kennen, gemeiner Jude.

[Anonymous No.14239299]

>>14239148
the real question, is the combo of Zucc Buccs, Amazon card, Apple card, and whatever unannounced payment project Alphabet has (actually multiple projects) going to really drag financials down?
Obvs GS is partnered with AAPL for the card, but there are a lot of big financial companies ass out for the incoming tech storm (unless the government can head them off).
Visa, mastercard even are at risk. any bank you can think of. Once these tech companies' lawyers and engineers start really feeling out the financial system some of these 'super safe' 'too big to fail' finance companies could be in for a surprise
the old boys need to tech up or die (think MGI, JPM)

[Anonymous No.14239311]

>>14239216
Oh, nobody, nobody...
Say on a completely unrelated note, does your bag come with air filters?

[Anonymous No.14239321]

LOL Did bagholder really block me for saying "Das Juden"?

[Anonymous No.14239343]

>>14239321
>block me
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.14239350]

>>14239264
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

[Anonymous No.14239360]

>>14239343
Oh, yeah, wtf is wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.14239363]

Kabbalah is the single best predictive tool for stocks

[Anonymous No.14239383]

>>14239350
kek

[Anonymous No.14239397]

>>14239350
Is this the one from int or this new

[Anonymous No.14239409]

>>14239299
Is there a possible credit crisis on the horizon?

[Anonymous No.14239412]

>>14239397
dunno, it's all over the place now probably. grabbed it from /ck/

[Anonymous No.14239415]

>>14239350
this is an actual recording of moot like 4 years ago or whenever it was before he implemented the cuck wordfilters
he was so mad
he probably still is

[Anonymous No.14239416]

Yeah, I'm dump my stocks on the NYSE
I'm gonna sell 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna dump my stocks to the JEG
I'm gonna sell 'til I can't no more

I got the shorts in the back
Put spread is attached
Stock is matte black
Got the port that's black to match
Dumpin' on the bogs, ha
You can whip your Nogs
I been in the dump
You ain't been up off that long, now

[Anonymous No.14239432]

>>14239360
Please close the browser, put away your phone, and go outside, anon. I'm worried about your mental state

[Anonymous No.14239435]

>>14239087
>>14239141
aussie

[Anonymous No.14239444]

>>14239350
If this is isn't a clip of an autist screeching "Normies get out" I'm going to be very disappointed.

>>14239363
>kaballah
>that shit that madonna does
Normie, get out.
You need to go full occultist

>>14239321
>To do: Pink Wojac
>Already crossed out
Oh anon, you just posted the first pink of the day! You think you're done with pink wojac time? You haven't seen shit. This is a FED DAY.

[Anonymous No.14239455]

ALTRIA BELOW $50
ALERT FRENS

[Anonymous No.14239464]

>mexican pokeymans edition
I hate you

[Anonymous No.14239484]

>>14239409
A credit crisis? how could that happen?
you don't trust our banks? you don't trust our companies? you don't trust our government?

keep lending, keep borrowing, and PLEASE don't ask too many unnecessary questions
how could we have a credit crisis when there is so much cheap money flying around?
DO NOT pay attention to any headlines about Chinese or European banks, no matter what you do

>>14239416
I appreciate ur posts forever my boy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14239535]

I have a confession to make. I've never made money on fed shit post day.

[Anonymous No.14239536]

Keep an eye on CMTL in the coming years. With 5g on the way, I think this is a pretty solid company, volume is pretty low still. Trump and China news tends to hit it or pump it, but they seem to have the tech to keep going and consistently have had good earnings for a while

[Anonymous No.14239544]

>>14239484
>Next week, on Zero Hedge: "Shadow Banking"

[Anonymous No.14239554]

Lets go ZION
actually theres no reason to keep holding banks since prepumped

[Anonymous No.14239565]

Impressive.

With this most recent advancement, fate has in a single stroke, marked the decline of the bear and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the SPX BVLL, which promises to firmly stand in sharp contrast to the historically bloody ascent of bearish powers and the cruel subjugation it brought to the humbler traders of the world. With the blessings of Federal quantitative easing, negative interest rate policy and quantitative plunge protection will be the instruments with which the BVLL affirms its noble stewardship of 21st century world markets and offers the non-boga world a different option; a bovine alternative to the depredations of bearish leadership and the opportunity for a more equitable and dignified mercantilism.

[Anonymous No.14239586]

>>14239535
I just assumed you never made money on any day.

[Anonymous No.14239590]

>>14239565
>Twitter for iPhone
Why'd I ever sell Apple?

[Anonymous No.14239609]

>>14239565
Implessive

[Anonymous No.14239626]

>>14239535
>on fed shit post day

[Anonymous No.14239729]

>>14239444
Your trips make me feel deep concern about this being FED DAY

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14239764]

>>14239444
>444
Chinese trips of death.

[Anonymous No.14239778]

>>14239535
Good news Bagholder

[Anonymous No.14239787]

>I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE ALL THE BULL GAGS CRY IN 20 MINUTES

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14239797]

Everybody is going to sell everything and Gold is gong to moon in 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.14239803]

What's in 20 minutes I'm at work

[Anonymous No.14239815]

Gaymd has been stagnant all day but i believe

[Anonymous No.14239822]

>>14239797
Nobody wants shiny rocks over 1300

[Anonymous No.14239829]

>>14239803
Bruh where the fuck you work under that rock.
It's the FOMC meeting.

[Anonymous No.14239835]

>>14239803
next episode of our great reality teevee show starts streaming

[Anonymous No.14239837]

How much money in total do you have in stocks right now?

[Anonymous No.14239863]

>>14239797
put your money into platinum

[Anonymous No.14239881]

>>14239829
Oh what the fuck i thought that was next week

So yeah we are basically fucked right?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14239885]

>>14239778
Powell is going to be eating a tray of Beyond Meat tendies at the press conference.and the Kool-Aide guys going to bust through the wall screaming Oh YEAH!!! Then Fabio is going to grab the mic and say "I can't believe it's not meat" BYND share price will close the day over 300.

[Anonymous No.14239887]

>>14239837
1.5 million

[Anonymous No.14239888]

>>14239837
$220k, give or take

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14239891]

>>14239837
I have $182 left in my checking account. No savings - RH is my savings.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14239908]

>>14239444
>>14239888
The chinese trips of death meet the chinese trips of wealth.
Wtf is gonna happen in 15 min?

[Anonymous No.14239916]

>>14239887
>>14239888
0_0

aren't you worried you could lose all the money in a second? i mean that's not going to happen because the stocks would need to dive but still

[Anonymous No.14239918]

>>14239881
Yep. Both ways. Rate cut = economy fucked. Rate stay = Trump is gonna fire powell

[Anonymous No.14239930]

>>14238954
This is a lie that I meant to call out earlier. Wtf are you on about Bagso? >>14239885
>>14239887

[Anonymous No.14239934]

>>14239916
>aren't you worried
no

[Anonymous No.14239937]

So 15 minutes until this is the Stock Market?

[Anonymous No.14239960]

>>14239930
>This is a lie that I meant to call out earlier
That is what charles schwab tells me

[Anonymous No.14239962]

>>14239837
$520

[Anonymous No.14239968]

>congress calls for a moratorium on facebook’s cryptocurrency Libra until they understand it
So.... never?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14239983]

>>14239937
no 11 minutes

[Anonymous No.14240003]

>>14239918
Suddenly im regretting all of my purchases today. Welp, rip gains

[Anonymous No.14240009]

This is a stupid thread, you put all that shit on it newfag l2m tacos

[Anonymous No.14240011]

>>14239148
yes

[Anonymous No.14240027]

>>14239968
They acted but it's too late, Facebook can just relocate their workers elsewhere. It's unstoppable, we're witnessing the birth of the east India company.

[Anonymous No.14240028]

>>14239918

[Anonymous No.14240034]

>>14239983
what? it's 8 minutes

[Anonymous No.14240037]

Wasn't it at 2pm?

[Anonymous No.14240045]

Breaking news. FOMC Insiders are saying that no rate cuts are expected for rest of year. 3 cuts were priced in. SPY is going to start an October esque crash in about 40 minutes. Get to cash now.

[Anonymous No.14240047]

Don't do it Powell, I know you hate being bullied but don't fucking do it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14240051]

Buzzfeed scooped the fed report early leak. rate cut is in boys. pack it up we're going up.

[Anonymous No.14240055]

>>14240037
>his cousin moshie didnt already tell him

[Anonymous No.14240068]

>>14240034
pretty sure its 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrzHfhZncC0&ab_channel=FederalReserve

[Anonymous No.14240071]

Zerohedge cheat sheet for dovish/hawkish tells.
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1141403109996072967

[Anonymous No.14240074]

>>14240037
Conference is always 30 min later

[Anonymous No.14240087]

Never investing into sqqq again. I have my sell limit order window open to the left. If Powell raises rates ill suck my own dick.
All my wagecucking in the summer for nothing.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14240094]

>>14240045
>3 rate cuts were priced in

Absolute bullshit

[Anonymous No.14240095]

>>14240074
Thanks fren, I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.14240097]

[Anonymous No.14240102]

Why cant GE just be $12 already. Smh

[Anonymous No.14240107]

>>14240087
F

[Anonymous No.14240114]

>>14240087
>for nothing.
now you have experience for the resumé

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14240126]

>>14240068
last time I checked it was actually in 2

[Anonymous No.14240127]

>>14240094
You're right, we priced in way more 3 cuts to 0 and 5 trillion QE by September

[Anonymous No.14240128]

>>14240087
short products, especially levered short products are trading vehicles, not investments.

[Anonymous No.14240131]

>>14240087
quit fucking around with leverage etfs nerd

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14240134]

No shit he's not cutting rates
He's made his attitude on this very clear, and the market has done perfectly well at current rates
Capitulating to Gomuld Pomf at this point would be dumb

[Anonymous No.14240146]

No cut inc

[Anonymous No.14240152]

Whatever the fed decides we're witnessing the demise of the dollar as world reserve currency.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14240157]

God the market is so fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.14240158]

I’m starting to like this guy.

[Anonymous No.14240161]

>>14240114
i guess. Still sucks that I could've used that money to buy something. FUCK.
>>14240128
>>14240131
I know now. I learned my lesson. I'm fucking dumb. Fuck it. Thats life I guess
I now know. I

[Anonymous No.14240163]

5% RATE CUT!

[Anonymous No.14240187]

>>14240161
everyone loses, it's just not broadcasted. hard to make things stick unless you feel some pain. sounds corny but its real.

[Anonymous No.14240188]

>>14240161
that's a pretty cheap real world lesson in the market fren

just move on and learn from it

[Anonymous No.14240201]

>>14240163
fuck

[Anonymous No.14240203]

>>14240163
A JEROME POWELL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14240207]

Information received since the Federal Open Market Committee met in May indicates that the labor market remains strong and that economic activity is rising at a moderate rate. Job gains have been solid, on average, in recent months, and the unemployment rate has remained low. Although growth of household spending appears to have picked up from earlier in the year, indicators of business fixed investment have been soft. On a 12-month basis, overall inflation and inflation for items other than food and energy are running below 2 percent. Market-based measures of inflation compensation have declined; survey-based measures of longer-term inflation expectations are little changed.

Consistent with its statutory mandate, the Committee seeks to foster maximum employment and price stability. In support of these goals, the Committee decided to maintain the target range for the federal funds rate at 2-1/4 to 2-1/2 percent. The Committee continues to view sustained expansion of economic activity, strong labor market conditions, and inflation near the Committee's symmetric 2 percent objective as the most likely outcomes, but uncertainties about this outlook have increased. In light of these uncertainties and muted inflation pressures, the Committee will closely monitor the implications of incoming information for the economic outlook and will act as appropriate to sustain the expansion, with a strong labor market and inflation near its symmetric 2 percent objective.

In determining the timing and size of future adjustments to the target range for the federal funds rate, the Committee will assess realized and expected economic conditions relative to its maximum employment objective and its symmetric 2 percent inflation objective. This assessment will take into account a wide range of information, including measures of labor market conditions, indicators of inflation pressures and inflation expectations, and readings on financial and international developments its fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.14240208]

Pumpe eet

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14240215]

Actual real news is no cut

[Anonymous No.14240219]

In case you missed it.

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/monetary20190619a1.pdf

[Anonymous No.14240221]

>>14240152
-_-;
what gonna replace dolla exactly?
dying euro? china funny money?

[Anonymous No.14240227]

>>14240221
Facebook libra

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14240236]

>>14240221
But muh buttcoin
Never mind the fact that a deflationary asset would be a horrible currency

[Anonymous No.14240237]

>>14240227
zuck bucks and a micro chip in your right hand.

[Anonymous No.14240238]

>>14240207
No PATIENCE
POWELL IS FRESH OUT OF PATIENCE

[Anonymous No.14240247]

>>14240227
that's gonna be tough since they are getting trust busted in about a year

[Anonymous No.14240260]

Whatever happens I'm feeling good about having a 5x long open on buttcoin

[Anonymous No.14240263]

It's over...

[Anonymous No.14240269]

LOOKS LIKE BIG GAINZ ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS STRAP IN S&P 3000 IN SIGHT I REPEAT S&P 3000 IN SIGHT WE HAVE TARGET CONFIRMATION

[Anonymous No.14240272]

BYND is 46% shorts right now LOL

[Anonymous No.14240283]

GREEN DILDO!

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14240293]

>both bonds and stocks pumping

[Anonymous No.14240295]

gonna short this pump so hard :D

[A gay dude No.14240298]

Did you noobs buy amd calls?

[Anonymous No.14240299]

1 based rate hiking guy

[Anonymous No.14240303]

>>14240283

[Anonymous No.14240308]

>>14240295
Don't do it, look up past interest rate cycles, this pump will go on for a month at the least.

[Anonymous No.14240310]

OOOOOH

[Anonymous No.14240312]

Short the pump, faggots.

2880 EOD

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14240318]

>>14240272
shit so its got bullish sentiment since 54% is long?

[Anonymous No.14240333]

The entire ponzi scheme rests on access to cheap credit.

[Anonymous No.14240338]

>>14240295
have some respect

[Anonymous No.14240344]

>>just woke up 5 minutes ago
>>See this
So I take it Jerome just spoke to da markets?

[Anonymous No.14240349]

Not exactly skyrocketing now.

[Anonymous No.14240355]

>that pathetic AMD pump just now

[Anonymous No.14240366]

>>14239891
Please tell me you're memeing

[Anonymous No.14240372]

>>14240308
Any tips on learning more on interest rate cycles?

[Anonymous No.14240374]

>>14239837
$1,500 unless you count 401k that's a sekrit :^)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14240396]

OMFG i'm so fucked right now. I need some of that easy cheap credit stuff so I can get more BYND puts.

[Anonymous No.14240401]

>>14240372
Find interest rate chart and compare it with SPX monthly chart, the markets pump immediately after the first rate cut.

[Anonymous No.14240404]

What does /smg/ make of this?

http://www.aarongreenspan.com/writing/20180519/a-message-to-the-fed-take-your-2-percent-and-shove-it/

[Anonymous No.14240406]

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/live-broadcast.htm

[Anonymous No.14240409]

>>14240372
https://www.home.saxo/insights/content-hub/articles/2019/06/17/forex-update-a-fomc-meeting-for-the-ages

[Anonymous No.14240414]

>>14240221
uhhh... FUN?
Didn't you buy 1 billion FUNs?

[Anonymous No.14240415]

Thread is surprisingly dead

[Anonymous No.14240422]

>>14240087
thanks for the cheapies
:^)

[Anonymous No.14240449]

>>14240415
4chins went down

[Anonymous No.14240450]

>>14240415
Couldn't access the website for about twenty minutes there. Suspect the same for others.

[Anonymous No.14240498]

Market doesn't know what it wants to do.

[Anonymous No.14240507]

4chan down? thanks powell

[Anonymous No.14240509]

I have registered a channel on Rizon in case we have another outage - /join #/smg/ on IRC

[Anonymous No.14240510]

>>14240449
Yeah not sure how i posted that all makes sense now.

Shit day so far. Ath for me was 18 percent this morning and I'll be lucky to break even if i keep dipping. Sasuga, biotech sama

[Materwelon No.14240515]

>>14240498
we going down baby

[Anonymous No.14240520]

Why is the FED shitpost broadcast so bad????

[Anonymous No.14240531]

>took a chance and fomo'd into AQB this morning based on some news I read about fake fish meat
>it's up 30% now
Sometimes things work out ok, friends.

[Anonymous No.14240560]

spikey
You could use that as a fork

[Anonymous No.14240569]

Trump will sperg?

[Anonymous No.14240585]

>>14240531
Well that worked out

[Anonymous No.14240611]

>>14240449
you need Libra coin to access 4chan(nel)

[Materwelon No.14240616]

>>14240531
Good job anon

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14240617]

Can anybody translate what Powell is saying into memes for me?

[Anonymous No.14240629]

>>14240617

[Anonymous No.14240639]

>>14240617
basically he's saying that whatever will btfo your shit positions is the new fed meta strat

[Anonymous No.14240666]

>we want to keep this expansion going to help niggers

[Anonymous No.14240669]

>>14240617

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14240677]

He just said we're a long way off before digital currencies replace central banks. still time to load up on them chain links before we become central bankers.

[Anonymous No.14240685]

Not a cyptocuck but if BTC continues with its bull run will NVDA blow up like it did with the previous bubble?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14240706]

Also he endorses using crypto currencies to launder your money. Pretty based desu.

[Materwelon No.14240711]

>>14240685
those days are over son

[Anonymous No.14240718]

>>14240585
>>14240616
I got extremely lucky because I don't know what I'm doing. I just saw "Beyond Meat of fish", and I fomo'd.

[Anonymous No.14240736]

>>14240617

[Anonymous No.14240739]

>>14240718
enjoy the gains my man, but I wouldn't recommend that sort of behavior

[Anonymous No.14240751]

God damn the NYT reporter is gorgeous.
The NPR reporter who I actually like, on the other hand...

>NVIDIA
FFUUUUUUUUUCKKKK I MISSED MY CHANCE!!!!

Good job, Huang.

>>14240685
NVDA just blew up literally today, because of the announcement of a new automobile contract.

>>14240677
I refuse to invest in link until it gets added to robinhood or another stock broker. Or I give in and learn how to get into altcoins. But if they find any more Vishnus on the blockchain, I might do the needful.

>>14240736
>Uzumaki by Junji Ito

[Materwelon No.14240754]

>>14240718
What >>14240739 said

[Anonymous No.14240760]

>>14240718
It's fine, none of us have any idea what we are doing

[Anonymous No.14240769]

>market expects and wants rate cut because everyone's retarded
>doesn't get it
>market holds steady
What the FUCK does this mean?

[Anonymous No.14240817]

>>14240769
>market expects and wants rate cut
it didnt expect it tho
>>14240097

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14240842]

Thanks for taking my question Mr Chairman, David here from SMG-Capital. How does it feel knowing you have single handedly pissed off my president and he's going to take out his anger on Iran?

[Anonymous No.14240850]

>>14240769
This means that we’ve hit the top. That also means we got another pullback that will happen, which will make powell execute rate cuts. From the it’s anyone’s guess.

[Anonymous No.14240855]

>>14240817
I can't find them now but I saw multiple articles the past week saying the majority of analysts/investors expect it.

[Anonymous No.14240871]

>>14240855
they're expected later in the year, but not at this meeting

[Anonymous No.14240912]

>>14240842

[Anonymous No.14240915]

>>14240769
>>14240769
>Didn't read the thread
>didn't listen to any market commentary
>didn't read any analysis
>is surprised by the outcome

>>14237937
>being this wrong
notice how impatient the man is?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14240921]

>>14240769
But the market priced in a 90.84838399393828% chance of 3 rate cuts in the next 71 days

[Anonymous No.14240946]

>>14240751
nah there was a chick with glasses who looked even more gorgeous

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14240953]

Attention: This is not a drill. QYLD has left the station. I repeat, QYLD has left the station.

[Anonymous No.14240975]

>>14240953
we moon mission now

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14240981]

>>14240953
WOW 6 CENTS

[Anonymous No.14240982]

extremely likely for rate cut in july

[Anonymous No.14240990]

>>14240946
Yeah this one.

[Anonymous No.14241020]

>>14240953
Glad I bought some shares yesterday

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14241022]

>SPY back at ATH levels

q-q-quadruple top bulls are going to get BTFO for sure this time
b-bear gang SQQQQQQQQuad for life guys right haha

[Anonymous No.14241037]

>>14241022
bears are retarded faggots who get BTFO 99/100 times

they do this to themselves

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14241057]

>>14241037
They're never learn

>b-b-b-but the market was pricing in a 84.829292928% chance of a rate cut today

[Anonymous No.14241069]

>>14237784
how do i into dividends?

[Anonymous No.14241070]

>>14240990
>not asian

[Anonymous No.14241073]

The real question is why the fuck are treasuries still going up when they were already priced for cuts this year
Now theyre just pricing in for next year

[Anonymous No.14241088]

>>14241069
Get someone to post the chart.

[Anonymous No.14241095]

I've got some shares of QQQ and I'm looking for a broad index fund that doesn't have as big of a dependence on MS/Google/Facebook. Should I just sell and wait a while before buying into SPY instead?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14241114]

>>14241073
>The real question is why the fuck are treasuries still going up
Oh that's easy, it's because I shorted them.

[Anonymous No.14241130]

Start selling now...

[Anonymous No.14241146]

S&P near highs
10yr at fresh lows

NEW PARADIGM

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14241160]

>>14241114
Bagsy, I...

[Anonymous No.14241177]

>>14237722
:)

[Anonymous No.14241200]

>>14241095
buy the Russell, the Dow, s&p 400, or s&p 600

[Anonymous No.14241223]

>>14241073
>>14241146
Negative interest rates, ahoy!

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.14241230]

Didn't even shower today, just stuck on my computer watching how this closes.

Amazing double top on the 15min chart. Bulls are going to have to take out loans to reverse that shit.

[Anonymous No.14241243]

new thread

>>14241235
>>14241235
>>14241235
>>14241235
>>14241235

[Anonymous No.14241250]

>>14237722
doesn't look like a bad risk/reward, basically you are buying when a bubble stock got BTFO

Stuff like this can just grind down forever though, so i'd manage my stop pretty tight to my entry, something like 5-7% below the lows

[Anonymous No.14241278]

>>14241114
If the T-Note goes 129 Imma short

[Anonymous No.14241301]

>>14241223
inflation is dead. fixed income is dead. there will be no choice but to buy risk assets. the rich will continue to get richer until a wealth tax is implemented, popping the greatest asset bubble the world has ever seen, at the same time inflation soars. enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.14241328]

>>14241250
I'm playing with peanuts...put in 30 bucks and bought some calls at $75 that expire on july 19. this was when the price was $37. I'm at $300 now. Took out principle and some profits and will let this bad boy ride.

[Anonymous No.14241349]

>>14240990
MY HEART HNNNNNNNNNNNG

[Anonymous No.14241361]

>>14241328
cool trade, nice job