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>"who are your friends anon! Youre 25 fucking years old and you have no goddamn friends!" my mom disgustingly spits
>and i said "I DO HAVE FRIENDS"
>"where? Where are these friends"
and, you might think this is a bit autistic
>pulls out phone
>show them the front page of /biz/ - business and finance
>"THESE ARE THE ONLY FUCKING FRIENDS I FUCKING NEED"
>run upstairs to my bedroom
>shut the door as hard and loud as i possibly can
>dad "DID YOU BREAK YOUR GODDAMN DOOR KNOB"
>"NOOOO"
i then do something, i think i fuck up
>pull out shot gun i stole from my dad
>fire a warning shot into backyard out my window
>mom is screaming is as hard as she can "AAAAAAA. AAAAAAa"
>"D-Did anon kill himself? ;_;"
and i really did want them to think i did, so i remained silent and pushed my dresser in front of my door so they cant get in
>"CALL 9-11 (dads name)"
>"ANON, ANON. ANOOOOOOON"
>parents run up to my bedroom banging as loud as they can

A-Am i going to be commited /biz/? What do i say to the police?

>> No.14227983

only one solution
kys

>> No.14227988

You should tell the police:

BUY SHITCOIN SUICIDE STACK YOU FUCKING PIGS

REEEEEEEE

>> No.14227990

nice one OP

>> No.14227998

It's OK fren
Who needs normies anyway

>> No.14228007

>>14227951
Now kys for real you nutjob

>> No.14228037

>>14227951
lol. as if having friends is important.

friends are just strangers that aren't strangers for a while. they come and they go. you don't need them. if you do, you are a weak man.

>> No.14228044

>>14227951
It better have been an accident or yea you will be committed.
I'd liq your crypto and get a lawyer asap. Or go all in link and just live the neet life until you're released, although it looks like you already were.

>> No.14228046

>>14227951
BASED

>> No.14228049

>>14227951
Shoot your parents and police. Invest in chainlink, become eternal neet.

>> No.14228061
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14228061

>>14227951
OP why is there chicken porn on your phone?

>> No.14228363

OH FUCK THE COPS ARE HERE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14228376

>>14228363
Go out the window or shoot yourself

>> No.14228398

>>14227951
Tell tha cops craig is satoshi and based

>> No.14228408

Fuck off shitstain

>> No.14228672

We're here for you, fren

>> No.14228684

>>14227951
Having friends is for women

>> No.14228779

>>14228061
this gif is so old and i still dont know whether that chick enjoyed it

>> No.14228799

>>14228363
shoot the cops before they shoot you
you're considered armed and dangerous

>> No.14228858
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14228858

Posting the only friend youll ever need

>> No.14228888

>>14227951
Let me guess: you are 100% all in Link

Congrats on this

>> No.14228907

>>14227951
Have sex

>> No.14228961

>>14227951
L I V E

S
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>> No.14229039

>>14228961
This. Turn it on now for us and link it or KYS. PROOF NOW!

>> No.14229075

>>14227951

Absolutely based, fuck normies

>> No.14229235

>>14227951
Kek