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Just snuck out of my office.
I'm literally being paid to walk around town and do random shit kek

>> No.14222587

>>14222538
very nice
>t. no pants

>> No.14222628

>>14222538
just called your boss im disappointed in you

>> No.14222632

>>14222538
Based

>> No.14222646

>>14222538
Based

>> No.14222654

>>14222538
Same here, fren

Except I'm hourly on my lunch break and actually dont get paid for this hour

>> No.14222694

>>14222538
Actual MADMAN

>> No.14222802

Based op.

>> No.14222871

i do this every day. i go to work, clock in and then just leave for 8 hours lol... then i clock out via remote desktop at home.

and then there are the wagecucks that sit at a desk all day and get paid just the same as me

>> No.14223029

Is it a normal practice these days to get paid for doing basically nothing?

>come to work 1hr late (boss is in different part of the world, 2hr difference so no way for him to notice when i clock in)
>read few emails, news
>play ping pong
>reply to an email
>go for 1hr lunch
>drive my bike for about 1 hour
>play more ping pong
>reply to one more email
>eat second lunch
>clock out

>> No.14223045

>>14222538
>>14222871
larp. there is no way you could get away with doing this even once.

>> No.14223102

>>14222538
i work from home full time. also my phone has work email and instant messenger. i have high salary, and i'm also given LTI and retainer money. i almost feel guilty when i look at the normies and their shit jobs...almost

>> No.14223123

bazowany

>> No.14223124

>>14223045
I used to take weed breaks every 2 hours on almost all my jobs

stay pleb anon

>30 minute daytrading breaks on the pooper
>dont even poop because not human

kek

>> No.14223137

I do this when weather is sunny in britbong land. Cannot stand sitting in this open office cage for too long.

>> No.14223139

>>14223029
For most knowledge-based work, you are paid for your availability and usage on-demand.

>> No.14223146

>>14223029
Yes. With all these computers and robots only a very few actual jobs is left

>> No.14223150

>>14223124
thats cause you were allowed smoking breaks, wagie. not the same as taking the entire day off work regularly

>> No.14223178

>>14223124
I've been getting bad hemorrhoids from the amount of time I spend shitting at the office and shitposting on biz. Still beats working.

>> No.14223186

>>14222538

Was hot in the office today. Asked boss if I could switch to normal shorts. They said no.
Mfw the entire office is behind desk. We never see clients face to face. They are in another country to be specific.

My asscrack was so sweaty after 8 hours.

>> No.14223198

lol at all the wageslave types in this thread that have to "clock in"

If you have a real job, then they won't police you on the hourly shit, most days I only come to the office in the morning if there's a meeting that needs to be done face to face, otherwise I check my email at home, keep my cellphone available and then do my own thing. I don't need to sneak out of the office because I can come and go at anytime so long as I get my shit done and am available, I can't imagine how soul sucking a job must be where they police you by the minute on what you are doing and where you need to be, it sounds like hell.

>> No.14223224

>>14223198

I vary from on time (very rare) to 40 mins late but im an intern.

>> No.14223326

Boss here.
Just followed you sneaking out of the office. Let's go look at some bitches at the titty bar. I'm paying on the company card.

>> No.14223334

>>14223045
why is this so unbelievable? i have been doing this for every day for 3 years. get some balls and try it yourself. stay mad, wagie.

>> No.14223344

You're still a wageslave anyway

>> No.14223349

>tfw autistic hikkineet
>seriously considered renting a small space in a business center
>fill it with actual office materials, computer, printer, file cabinet, etc
>show up in a suit every day
>carry a briefcase with my lunch and random stuff from home inside
>pace around angrily with my sleeves rolled up towards the end of the day
>call the front desk every few hours to tell the attendant to hold my calls
>hang out in the break room and talk office stuff with the real office people who come in for coffee

why shouldn't i do this?

>> No.14223375

>>14223334
Well in that case wagie you must have permission from your boss to leave for the day, and it must suck having to clock in every morning when you don't work there. Kek stay coping wojak.

>> No.14223412

>>14223375
you have a serious case of lacking reading comprehension, fren. i spend maybe fifteen minutes a day "working". the rest is my own free time.

>> No.14223423

Can you stop this shitty threads? I'm trying to read /smg/ while I'm sitting at work thank you

>> No.14223426

>>14222538
this is exactly what owning LINK is like

>> No.14223440

>>14223349
because the rent would be a lot

>> No.14223460

>>14223412
So basically you have no job. Stay retired boomer.

>> No.14223566

>>14223440
i've found several places that fit my budget
any other reason?

>> No.14223914

>>14223566
Autism and office stuff might really ruin your plan.

>> No.14223977

>>14222538
Wagie gets a small taste of freedom and gets all giddy kek.

>> No.14224031

>>14223977
Lmao this holy fuck I can't help but to laugh at wagies in the wild

>> No.14224112

>>14223914
but how?
what i'm seeing is that there really is no reason i shouldn't rent a small office and pretend to work at a company that doesn't exist, other than cost, but that's not a problem

>> No.14224164

>>14224112
And.... What is the purpose?
What would you actually be doing in the office?

>> No.14224219

Wrote a script to save my company thousands every month. Executed it. Seethe harder, neetcuks

>> No.14224240

>>14224164
to larp as a busy salaryman in an office plaza
i would be browsing /biz/ and doodling just at a real office and while wearing a suit
there is no reason otherwise

>> No.14224309

>show up to work at 9:15
>Send EOS to Beaxy
>Message support on missing deposit
>Bother support Coinmetro over KYC
>Go on Twitter awhile
>Eat free, restaurant catered techie lunch
>Read the news
>Trade some $BXY
>Tidy up a personal webpage that needs some work
>Go on Twitter again
>Write a bit in a bathroom stall
>Go on /biz/

That has been my day work day so far (software developer II, web, full stack). Will make $250 for it, post-taxes.

>> No.14224398

>>14224112
fucking why?

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14224416

>>14224240
LMAO that sounds sooooo comfy. I've never thought about it. Seriously, if I am financially independent one day this is what I'm going to do. How did you came up with that?

>> No.14224527

>>14223349
thats about half the startups in these kind of office

>> No.14224555 [DELETED] 

>>14222538
>btc: store of value/digital gold
>eth: the defacto smart contract platform
>payment coins/tokens: DOA now with libra
only brainless room temp IQ retards were buying payment tokens over the past year, the writing has been on the wall forever

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14224572

>>14222538
Back in your cage #51792

>> No.14224602

>>14223198
I had a great job like that. Now I have a shitty job that makes me clock in via fingerprint. Shit sucks and I'm quitting this year.

>> No.14224630

>>14222538
i had a gig like this for 6 months... was fucking dope

>> No.14224660

>>14224398
because i'm a bored autistic shut-in

>>14224416
i just got the idea from different movies and tv shows with an office or business setting
there should be something like that where bored neets can go pretend to do office stuff all day but have no real effect on anything, just a bunch of people shuffling papers back and forth to each other

>> No.14224662

When you get to a Senior enough level you can pretty much do as you please as long as the critical work gets done. I get away with all sorts. $120k/year and just got a 15% bonus.

>if someone invites me to a meeting starting at 9am I always decline
>get in at 9.30/45
>turn on laptop go get some breakfast from office restaurant
>look at and respond to emails at about 10.15
>do some work go get a coffee, chat until 12
>go out for beers at lunch take a two hour long lunch, talk work shit over lunch
>get back at 2, do a bit more work, chat a bit
>go for a fat shit browse /biz/
>go out for a coffee
>leave at 4.30

Pretty typical day for me. I need to cut down on the lunch beers though as they’re making me fat.

>> No.14224713

>>14224662
what do you do?

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14224722

>>14223178
Shit is this a real thing? I spend hours at work phoneposting on the toilet and I've started getting hemorrhoids recently.

>> No.14224757

>>14223198
what do you do

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14225007

any other leafcucks do this for the raptor parade yesterday?

>> No.14225684

>>14222538
I'm a security guard and just shitpost and browse all day. Would be doing the same thing at home so basically I don't work.

>> No.14225883

>>14225007
lol you had a parade for your pet niggers? jfk how sad and stupid