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>enter toilet with co-worker on same floor which I vaguely know at the same time
>fuck fuck fuck, can't dodge anymore because I already held the door for him open and he saw me coming in
>say hi, he doesn't respond just smiles
>I have to take a dump, try to do it as fast as possible
>he clearly only takes a piss as I only hear his zipper from the adjacent stall
>no way I am going to be faster so just accept my loss
>as he leaves he knocks on my door and says "cya anon"

This is fucking humiliating. I just took a shit at work and I bet he is telling the entire department about it. And why the fuck would he knock on my door like that? Should I just start finding a new job

>> No.14213598

lmao

>> No.14213611

>>14213570
>being competitive about shitting
You gay bro

>> No.14213638

I just started a job and some dude asked me who the prime minister is and I couldn't answer. I know he told everyone I am a retard. And the worst part is I am a retard.

>> No.14213656

>>14213570
you should have just held his shoulders, locked his eyes with a wide stare and shit your pants. that way you regain control of the situation.

>> No.14213669

god damn i hate normalfags

>> No.14213670

>>14213638
Never answer questions like that truthful - it's a shittest, You ought to give up a joke answer.

>> No.14213680

shouldve just pretended to take a long piss and waited until he left before you unloaded your dump.

>> No.14213681

shouldnt have gotten a job retard

>> No.14213686

>>14213570
rofl - how can you even think this loooool

>> No.14213723

>>14213570
It's unironically over anon, by now the whole department will know.
Frankly I am also disgusted and disappointed with you.

>> No.14213726

>>14213638
who are you voting for

>> No.14213758
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14213758

>tfw you take the urinal just next to a already pissing person just to see their discomfort

>> No.14213837

>>14213570

Just shit at home you animal

>> No.14213873

>>14213638
If you in Bong ? you answered correctly. No-one else knows any better

>> No.14213963

>>14213570
Thanks anon, just bought 100k

>> No.14213990

>>14213638
Why would you care? Just say you aren't into politics.

>> No.14214007

>>14213570
> thinks this is humiliating
> didn't buy Resistance DEX presale
> knew about it