/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14211398]

'Twas the night before Singulmas, when all through the house
Not a stop loss was stirring, no moving the mouse;
The flannels were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nazarov soon would be there;
The apus were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of oracles danced in their heads;
And Stacy in her 'kerchief, and I with my sats,
Had just settled our links for a long winter's clasp,
When out on the net there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the dex I flew like a flash,
Tore open the browser and threw up my Mac.
The chain on the mission of new-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of mooning to projects below,
When what to my wondering eyes did behold,
But a miniature bull flag and eight tiny green dildos,
With a little old pilot so lively like Hasselhoff,
I knew in a moment he must be St. Nazarov.
More rapid than bears his bulls how they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Trustless! now, Contract! now Checkered and Flannel!
On, Micro! on, SoftCorp! on, Big Mac, McChicken!
To the top of TA! to the top of the wall!
Now moon away! moon away! moon away all!"
As fries that before the wild McDonald's fry,
When they meet with an oil, cook to the sky;
So up to the exchange the coursers they flew
With the sleigh full of bags, and St. Nazarov too—
And then, in a linkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nazarov came with a bound.
He was dressed all in blue, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with greases and salt;

[Anonymous No.14211414]

[Anonymous No.14211433]

A bundle of links he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a Chad just opening his sack.
His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his chin was as brown as the snow;
The stump of a Mac he held tight in his teeth,
And the sauce, it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, with right jolly young wealth,
And I came when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the flannels; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of my hose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his rocket, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he soared to the light—
“Yacht parties to all, and to all a good buy!”

[Anonymous No.14211442]

Goddamn it you fucking idiots with your cringy link memes.

If the chainlink team sees this shit of threads full of pink wojaks and pepes shitting their pants, do you really think that investors will take seriously your autistic shit?

[Anonymous No.14211445]

Amazing post OP, I'll be with you guys when we dump to 1.5 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.14211459]

>>14211398
>>14211433
>be patient, I have a case of the retards

[Anonymous No.14211527]

>>14211414
>>14211442
>>14211445
>>14211459
happy holidays. rejoice! singularity is upon us

[Anonymous No.14211538]

>>14211442
But the grinch hated links
For nye he had none
So he dumped all his btc
And Bought 101
Then the price of chainlink zoomed up so high
This caused stupid normies to come out and buy
Then he dumped all his link
Each $100 and a half of a cent
He said fuck you link faggots
As the linkies were wrecked
He dumped all his bags as he smiled with glee
Now I have accumulated and now its time to flee
The next morning he woke from his million dollar mansion to see what was on the biz scene
Pink wojacks and red pepes all over the screen
He laughed as he larped that devilish grinch
"I got btfo now my bags worth a cent!"

[Anonymous No.14211548]

>>14211538
this is gay and retarded

[Anonymous No.14211592]

>>14211548
This is gay and retarded the small anon squeaked
And the grinch pumped and dumped his mother each week

[Anonymous No.14211610]

Megacringe.
There's no upvotes here, faggot.

[Anonymous No.14211626]

>>14211445
Heartiest kek I’ve had all day

[Anonymous No.14211691]

>>14211610
"Theres no upvotes here faggot"
I learned that phrase from lurking
I think I'll fit in, my plan must be working!
But everyone knew he was just a nuchanner
From the phrases he parroted and the insults he stammered!

[Anonymous No.14211698]

>>14211691
based