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14162969 No.14162969 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do if you met him?

>> No.14162990

I'd be petrified

>> No.14163003

>>14162969
I meet him. He asked me for food. I swear this is not a larp. I was volunteering at a conference last year, waiting for him, ignoring all my other tasks. He was running late. When he finally showed up I approached him to show him the room where his talk was expected. He asked me for food. Good how I regret I didn't bring a BigMac..

>> No.14163008

Torture him for his private key, then sell millions of linkies.

>> No.14163016

>>14162969
I saw Sergey at Wal-Mart the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for addresses or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and trying on every blue flannel shirt they had. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of big mac sauce in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical acquiescence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a cart and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by telling her the market price of link and telling her to convert it for him.

>> No.14163073

>>14162969
Ask for coins of course. He has millions of bitcoins, I am sure he will share little

>> No.14163105

>>14162969
oi, be careful with that McD sauce, m8
these stains take forever to get rid of

>> No.14163142

>>14162969
Take him to lunch at McDonalds.

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14163386

I'd ask him to sign my Sergey shirt. (The outside plastic.)

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14163417

>he hasnt already met sergey

>> No.14163427

Enjoy a big mac with him

>> No.14163440

Sergey is inside all of us

>> No.14163446

Insider here. The announcement is that Sergey has left the Chainlink team.
The last reported sighting of him was inside of a Planned Parenthood in New York City asking women waiting for abortions if they had entered into a smart contract agreement with their unborn fetus. He was eventually escorted out by staff, but not before pulling two Big Macs out of his pockets and flinging them wildly, the contents of the sandwiches covering the clinic's walls and its patrons. Authorities were called immediately after the incident but Sergey had fled the scene. Witnesses claim that he was screaming "I am the oracle!" repeatedly as he ran off, eventually diving into an uncovered manhole in the street.

>> No.14163447

>>14162969
I'd be kind of sad that we likely wouldnt have time to discuss philosophy at length.