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You can be the right hand to one of them. For one year he will mentor you, teach you everything about business and involves you in big projects.

Who do you choose?

>> No.14159860

Elon if he lets me fuck Grimes. Otherwise, Bezos.

>> No.14159862

>>14159850
Jeff.

>> No.14159871

>>14159850
Elon Musk, obviously

>> No.14159878

>>14159850
Musk, easy. Just because he’s a chad and the other two are onions turds.

>> No.14159882

Musk is the only one with a real set of brains, the other 2 just had a very good idea during an upcoming technology.

>> No.14159884

>>14159850
Elon no question. Other 2 fags just lucky

>> No.14159890

Elon. He is based.
Rather improves things (hair transplant) instead of cope (bezos shaved head)

>> No.14159891

>>14159850
I think bezos’ advice would be the most universally applicable to business

Elon is too focused on engineering
Zuck’s vision is too narrow and he’s had more luck than bezos

>> No.14159896

>>14159850
Fuck Elon
Kill Zucc
Marry Jeff

>> No.14159902

>>14159850
Peter Thiel.
All 3 are cucks, but I guess I could tolerate Musk.

>> No.14159907

>>14159850
None of them, but Bezos is the only true businessman in that list. Zuckerberg got lucky, and Musk just keeps creating garbage.

>> No.14159909

definitely Zuck
he's pretty underrated

>> No.14159933

>>14159896
based.

>> No.14159944

>>14159860
>>14159871
>>14159878
>>14159882
>>14159884
>>14159890
>investing emotionally
Friendly reminder that the whole point is to make money in a sustainable way, not watching depressing memes and obsessing eccentric, insolvent, grandiose ideas

>> No.14160015

>>14159882
Duh. Amazon is a fantastic business and I don't think you'll find many people saying Bezos is not an amazing entrepreneur.
You'll find that there were many companies competing against amazon and he prevailed because he's the best.

>> No.14160016

>>14159850
Musk 100%

>> No.14160038

>>14159896

I believe this is correct.

>> No.14160070

>>14159850
Zuck. He's the smartest of the bunch with the most jewish connections. Elon is fucking clueless and bezos is just creepy.

>> No.14160106

>>14159944
This. Elon Musk is the next Elizabeth Holmes. Fucking with the SEC over weed jokes, coming up with engineering concepts do ridiculous it's insulting, and the MSM and institutionals keep eating that shit up. And he was born with a silver spoon.

>> No.14160178

>>14159944
my point was rational you female logic faggot

>> No.14160276

Bezos, nothing Musk created compares to Amazon

>> No.14160336

>>14160106
Fkn lol. He was put in a coma because of bullying. Strong silver spoon environment

>>14160276
Neuralink could be the next Google, but much bigger

>> No.14160383

Rudy ofc

>> No.14160396

>>14159850
me
the faggots can fuck off

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>>14160383

>> No.14160413

>>14159850
OBVIOUSLY bezos

>> No.14160462
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Zuckerberg
He's the only one who will teach me how to enjoy life in a Loli/Shota brothel

Musk would not like me, specially knowing that i have a big lust for some of his delicious boys, damn those boys are cute

Bezos i don't know, but i think he's too much of a normalfag

>> No.14160506

>>14160015
>You'll find that there were many companies competing against amazon and he prevailed because he's the best.
He won because he had a great wife

>> No.14160548

>>14160178
It's almost like you're plainly projecting

>> No.14160554

>>14160070
>Zuck. He's the smartest of the bunch
lmaoooooooooo

>> No.14160559
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14160559

All the pedophiles saying Zuckerberg just want to suck on baby dicks with him and not be punished for it.

>> No.14160580

>>14160559
>baby dick
Kek, i wanna suck 12-15yo dicks

>> No.14160597

>>14160336
Could be... but it won't. You know how I know? Because everything Musk does is a pipe dream. He will ride it until it doesn't get him enough attention anymore, and then dissociate from it.

>> No.14160615

Bezos without ANY doubt whatsoever. Bezos mogs the other two easily.

>> No.14160633

>>14159902
Woke

>>14159850
I would choose Musk but people say he is kind of a dick with obsesive deadlines and also he is a 100% autist that will expect you to know every small detail so probably bezos.

Musk would be a great boss if you are specialized in one area but for anything else i think it would be overwhelming.

>> No.14160634

>>14160336
Musk was silver spoon but all of them were
Now Stalin and Hitler on the other hand...

>> No.14160667

I want to be assimilated by the zuckperson humanoid, fellow person

>> No.14160668

>>14159850
it's the same guy aging

>> No.14160954

>>14160668
Faceblind

>> No.14161111

>>14160954
Just larping

>> No.14161171
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>>14159850
these trannies got nothing on my man dan

>> No.14161200

Bezos, easily

>> No.14161245

>>14159850
Musk is a hack that depends on others for implementing his ideas. He has no domain-specific knowledge. He's a PR artist. The Zuck is just someone that lucked out on selling others' privacy like the jew he is. Bezos is the true mega-chad that built an empire from scratch.

>> No.14161270
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this big guy

>> No.14161273

literally anythng of substance zuck knows is from thiel

between musk, thiel, and bezos? prob thiel

between musk and bezos? bezos. he cant be stopped and has deep ideas + surgical execution

>> No.14161274

Bezos knows things and he isn't publicly sharing them.

>> No.14161287
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>>14161171

>> No.14161289

Bezos

>> No.14161314

>>14161273
>bezos. he cant be stopped and has deep ideas + surgical execution
This. He's relentless

>> No.14161325

>>14160383
You drank the Rudy-fina didn't you?

Thiel all the way he's the business alpha chad.

>> No.14161485

>>14161314
He's ferocious, he's relentless, he's telephone fucking terrorist!

>> No.14161509

>>14160398
HONK HONK

>> No.14161527

>>14159850
Bezos

>> No.14161547

>>14159850
But I think Elon will be more fun because we can watch anime together.

>> No.14161662

>>14161270
it is impossible for him to crap without clogging the toilet

>> No.14161765
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>>14160070
>bezos is just creepy
What makes you say that?

>> No.14162054

>>14159944
Then none of them since their net worth and company profits are make belief fairy tales, like the supremacy of the us dollar.

>> No.14162922

>>14161547
He's LARPing

>> No.14162935

>>14159850
Zucc, because he is involved with reptilians and I want to know what is actually going on.

>> No.14162976

>>14159850
Elon is a conman, Zuck is is a sociopath, I'll take based Bezos