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LMAO BINANCE LABELING ALL SUSPECTED US CUSTOMERS ACCOUNTS AS SUSPICIOUS AND MAKING PEOPLE DO RIDICULOUS THINGS TO GET THEIR TOKENS OUT NOW HAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNQMipV2rGg

>> No.14153331

>>14153323
based bezos btfo'ed

>> No.14153334
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14153334

blink and open your mouth at the same time
>fraud detected, try again wagie
blink twice stick your tounge out
>fraud detected, try again wagie

lmaoooo someone meme this shit

>> No.14153367
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14153367

>Please, Stick out your tounge
>[Fraud detected]
>Please, open your butthole and pucker twice
>[Anal Fraud detected]
>Please, blink twice and do a handstand
>[Error, account deleted]
>mfw

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>>14153367

>> No.14153383

Lmao imagine keeping your coins on this exchange. As of an hour ago they just locked withdraws for a shit ton of people and are demanding ridiculous verification so they send it to the authorities

>> No.14153402

>>14153323
somehow all of these "suspicious" accounts will end up being confiscated

>> No.14153415

Dump BNB while it's still above $10, unironically

>> No.14153427

>>14153323
>>14153334
Fucking LMAOO is this for real haha holy shit this is crazy

>> No.14153431

>>14153323
CZ's FAMILY IS BEING LEANED ON BY THE CHINESE COMMIE PARTY

THIS IS PART OF THE SANCTION WAR

>> No.14153444

Run for your lives

>> No.14153459

>>14153383
its just for burguers

GET FUCKED

>> No.14153564

>>14153323
fucking kek. HOW many times have you idiots been told not to keep your shit on exchanges?

>> No.14153588

TFW 99.9% of my portfolio is safely tucked away in a cold wallet and I'm panicking about my $500 worth of shitcoin flipping bucks on Chinance

fuark

>> No.14153590

>>14153564
>falling for the OP bait
Literally nothing is happening. Withdrawals are fine and nobody is being shoah'd. OP's vid is just some random retard who signed up yesterday.

>> No.14153602

>>14153590
sup CZ

>> No.14153610

>>14153590
Then why can't I withdraw, I can't even trade, I just get a message saying 'pending Geo location review'.

>> No.14153615

I feel cozy knowing I have my funds away from chinky mc chink chink.

>> No.14153620

>>14153610
Post screenshot or gtfo. I can trade and withdraw just fine.

>> No.14153636

>>14153620
post a screenshot of you withdrawing a significant amount

>> No.14153652

>>14153636
I'm in trades right now. I'm not going to sell off all my positions and withdraw everything just to appease some random faggot. He made the claim, so he gets to prove it.

>> No.14153673

This is retarded FUD from a 0 iq normie.
I did it what he said before, you just have to use mobile and the vericiation is much easier.

>> No.14153707

>>14153590
>Literally nothing is happening.
ok https://twitter.com/matt_odell/status/1139611398969929728

>> No.14153717

I'm a burger and I can withdraw just fine?

>> No.14153769

>>14153707
>Binance locks accounts that use VPN in order to bypass KYC which has been in place since the beginning of 2018
Oh wow. I am trembling.

>> No.14153917

>>14153769
I may or may not be a Chinese American. Me rikey de rice.

>> No.14153943

It was a good reminder for me to get some of my holds off of an exchange even if OP is full of shit. I just withdrew just fine.

>> No.14153966

I’m a burger and just withdrew some eth, went through just fine

>> No.14153986

>>14153966
same

>> No.14154056

Going to find out if I got chinked right now

>> No.14154126

>>14153431
interesting

>> No.14154238

>>14153610
probably because vpn

>> No.14154282

funds are chinku

>> No.14154300

i could withdraw fine

used ltc

>> No.14154465

Oh lookie it's a fucking white male! Shocking...

chinese>caucasian

>> No.14154501

all fine here, withdrew eos this morning, and bat just now
t. ny

>> No.14154513

Fuck sake. I have over $50k on Binance. Are my funds safe?

>> No.14154593

>>14153323
just use jewbase. lol

>> No.14154626

>>14154513
I believe so but stop fucking around and take care of you possessions. Assumptions of any kind are for the weak, and your assumption that, "things will be fine" does not only assert a weak mind but a stupid one that makes costly mistakes

>> No.14154755

>>14154513
For the next few days? Most likely. Start making preparations to move to wallets now. That's the first priority. We can figure out our cash out options and where we'll buy more later.

>> No.14154828

>>14154755
I thought USA was a free country?

>> No.14154866

>>14154828
only in Hollywood movies.

>> No.14154879

>>14154593
someone convince me why i shouldnt

>> No.14154886

LINK ISN'T LISTED ON ANY OTHER EXCHANGE WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.14154910

>>14153323
Holy shit this video. Jellybean man mumbling about crypto while taking a nap.

>> No.14154920

>>14154910
kek

>> No.14154958

>>14154828
USA is Jew central. I'd move but I need to be rich in crypto first.

>> No.14155011

Thankfully my LINKies are all cold storaged away.

Got my stack just in time looks like. Crazy to think I’ll be holding a fucking illegal commodity in the US soon that fucking every major tech company in the world is using.

Fucking upside down shit.

>> No.14155104

>>14154828
Perceived to be. Other countries are just more blatant with fucking their citizens than ours

>> No.14155132

>>14154886
IDEX has it.

>> No.14155314

KCS holders thank you for the bump

>> No.14155480

IDEX!!!!

>> No.14155490

You can literally trade off of a MEW or Ledger Nano S if you use IDEX exchange. Look into it!!

>> No.14155502

>>14153323
>***Now connected to Alexander.***
>herro wiytuboi
>prease u swing dick countarcrockwise while hold china flag in u right hand and spin prate on stick wit u left hand
>ok u success to stage 0.5
>now flex u sphincter to rhythm of Hava Nagila music at half speed
>ok verry good now stage 1
>now u must bring femare for help u verify disu stage
>make she do fart in u face and inhare for 5 second very loud for microphone hear, breathe from nose loud like devil bitchdog bastard evir men dorand tromp does
>ok u take mandatory break for 30 second
>wercam back
>for stage 2 u must to wear high heer shoe, then u sit in chair and show u masturbat to printed and raminated photo of ChangPeng Zhao, DO NOT cum on he face or u account get dereted, do this for 5 minutes and make hard eye contact
>u now reach finar stage 2
>we wil fax u photo of ChangPeng dingdong, if u not have fax machin u account get dereted becoz arr fake person not have fax
>after receive photo, rorr up into cyrendar and then u lube a lot and then into u butthole in front of cam, sex ur ass with ChangPeng dingdong picture untir u sperms on gayman chair or keyboard
>ok wel dan u finish now
>you can make access to you 0.009158 bitucoin
>***Chat session has ended.***

>> No.14155506

>>14154958
Those two things, clearly, are at odds with one another though.

>> No.14155521

do not sell
close your browser

>> No.14155530

the real glory comes when BNB is sub-$25

>> No.14155552
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>>14154828
my sides

>> No.14155564

>>14155502
>***BINANCE SMS***
>Verification service invoice: Verifciation bill: 0.01 BTC
>Please deposit Bitcoin to cover your negative balance, thank you for using Binance.

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>>14153367
>[Anal Fraud detected]

>> No.14155591

not that long ago this board was talking about how based this man was

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>>14153636
It's nothing significant but everything I had on binance I got off 30min after I saw the announcement that they were banning us. It's not much but if crypto moons I'm not trying to miss this lil moonshot I had on binance

>> No.14155615

>>14154886
Coinmetro has link

>> No.14155737

I just withdrew 2BTC cap worth from binance, all tunneled through a VPS in switzerland. Worked fine. One with exchanges except for fiat gateways. Going full DEX from now on.

>> No.14155859

cz can suck my dick if he thinks i'm trading on the kyc version of the site with the shitcoins deemed kosher.

>> No.14156313

Doesn't this not take effect until Sept?

So all should still be operating as it has been till then. Rrrrright?

>> No.14157353

Withdrew all my coins with no problem, but this news made me sold some coins and went more towards DEX exchanges like Nash DEX.

>> No.14157436

>>14157353
>made me sold
If you're an american you have no excuse for making this kind of pajeet tier mistake.

>> No.14158628

>>14153588
Good luck taking profit with no exchange to trade your shitcoins on.

>> No.14158643

>>14153323
They've been doing this for a while.

>> No.14158673

Wouldn't be the first time burgers are asked to do ridiculous things. At least they won't get shot by cops telling them to crawl towards them with hands behind their backs reciting the pledge perfectly with their tongue out

>> No.14158692

>>14156313
That's what Circle promised with Poloniex but began KYC earlier than the promised date. Don't believe dates, shit can happen overnight.

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Time to leavy tge dodgy chinese excganges behind and make an account om Coinmetro instead. Coinmetro is based in Europe and is the most legally compliant excange in the world. Use my signup code Salt and you'll get some nice freebies as well.

>Cheapest fees in the industry (MARKET MAKERS GET PAID TO TRADE)
>Fully regulated and based in the European Union
>Has the only Chainlink to Fiat pair on the market
>Regulated margin trading
>Best support in the industry, 24/7 live chat that, replies within seconds
>Liquidity providers on the top 5 cryptos
>Exchange token XCM gets burnt WITH EVERY SINGLE TRADE
>Grandma-safe interface
>Professional trader interface as well
>Buying XCM is like betting on the house, they are literally helping governments to write regulation on cryptocurrency, their recommendations went into law in Estonia
>Dozens of fiat currencies coming soon
>Personal IBAN accounts for users coming soon
>Tokenized asset management coming soon

>> No.14159366

>>14154513
funds are safu
so safu in fact that you're never getting them back because there's always some risk of you losing it

>> No.14159442

>>14158888
not buying your bags

>> No.14159451

They're making deepfakes of you all and eventually ai clones, because holding crypto today puts you in the future elite class. Stay vigilant

>> No.14159757

>>14153444
checked

>> No.14159767

My account is locked and I can't even withdraw. What the fuck is this shit? I think I only forgot to log in from my VPN once or twice. How do I get my wallets unlocked?

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>>14158888

>> No.14159775

>>14155502
Not enough (you)s for this masterpiece

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>>14159451

>> No.14160684

>>14155011
>that fucking every major tech company in the world is using.
Nobody is using chainlink for anything brainlet. It's a scam.

>> No.14160747

>>14155502
This is fucking great.

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>>14155502
holy shit 10/10 masterpiece

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>>14155502
+1
superliked

>> No.14160871

>>14155502
Cringe. You can almost hear the incel posting

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>>14154828

>> No.14161012

>>14154879
They don't have LINK (yet) :(

>> No.14161013

>>14158888
>based in the European Union
Nice try double Hitler but you failed and now it sucks.

>> No.14161027

>>14155502
hahahaha

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>>14155502

my fucking sides

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>>14154886
kyberswap

>> No.14161305

>>14155615
>>14155132
coinmetro or idex, which should I move my coins to?