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Whales are buying back in before announcement in 30 min

>> No.14145988

Nice larp, where's your trip code?

>> No.14145989
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>>14145956
2.20 EOD

>> No.14146010

>>14145988
I'm phone posting

>> No.14146047
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>>14145988

>> No.14146053

everyone's just been warned

>> No.14146067

NO LARP. $2.25 EOD. $5 EOW.

>> No.14146077

This wasnt supposed to happen.
How did that fat bastard pull it off.
Reeeee-!

>> No.14146096

>>14145956
This man is an imposter. I am the REAL WhaleKiller.
The announcement is that Sergey has left the Chainlink team.
The last reported sighting of him was inside of a Planned Parenthood in New York City asking women waiting for abortions if they had entered into a smart contract agreement with their unborn fetus. He was eventually escorted out by staff, but not before pulling two Big Macs out of his pockets and flinging them wildly, the contents of the sandwiches covering the clinic's walls and its patrons. Authorities were called immediately after the incident but Sergey had fled the scene. Witnesses claim that he was screaming "I am the oracle!" repeatedly as he ran off, eventually diving into an uncovered manhole in the street.

>> No.14146100

>>14145956
Yeah I bet whales are buying our 8x bags...

>> No.14146158

>>14146077
Listen guy, 3 years ago we watched one fat bastard rise to the highest office in the land on the back of meme magic. It was easy to predict this time around.

>> No.14146173

>>14145956
Is it Coinbase? Please be Coinbase now that CZ hates us.

>> No.14146217

>>14146096
Nice LARP, but Sergey is really in Thailand now signing smartcontracts for sex acts with ladyboys

>> No.14146221

>>14146096
KEK

Delicious Pasta

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guys, ignore >>14145956 and >>14146096. they are imposters. anyway as i was saying, try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.