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Look at Satoshi with his loyal twink Jimmy by his side. Is there a more based man in crypto than the man who created BitCoin 10 years ago? I don't think so. I'm so pumped for metanet.

>> No.14136804

>>14136753
Easily the most based. Undeniably the most stiffpilled

>> No.14136808
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Bow down peasants. This based lad invented cryptocurrency. Get on his side or get rekt.

>> No.14136827

>>14136753
>le based Craig meme wow so epic
How's your shitcoin going, pajeets? Check the ChainLink chart and suffer

>> No.14136839

Craig is so hetero he could turn Jimmy straight by fucking him

>> No.14136886
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>>14136753
Craig also makes out with Jimmy's partner.

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I wish Craig was my boyfriend... No homo

>> No.14136913

>>14136886
>it was a dare.

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>>14136827
I'm 50/50 BSV/LINK.
I'm gonna make it x2
Gosh I'm so STIFF

>> No.14136969

>>14136827
This. Get fucked Manvinder and friends.

>> No.14137152

>>14136753
Based jimmy rocking a versace dress

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>>14137152

>> No.14137195

>>14137167
Totally not gay!

>> No.14137255

>>14136753
Saw him in person at this party and he raised his eyebrow at me. Came in my pants

>> No.14137309

I'm surprised that neither of these rim kissers have given eachother pinkeye yet.

>> No.14137436

>>14137255
Checked - and based!

>> No.14137587

>>14137255
I met him in person as well and had the exact same thing happen to me.

>> No.14137710

>>14136753
i doubt he created bitcoin. satoshi talked like a shutin autist neet. he even clearly said he sucked at public speaking. clearly the opposite of csw. satoshi would never be at a loudparty. or giving speeches at oxford.

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>>14137710
They are clearly the same person.