/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14124737]

Had a two hour meeting with HR and a fucking sheriff's deputy in the room because I was googling workplace shootings and have been reading Wikipedia articles about them for the last few weeks. Have another meeting scheduled tomorrow. I'm not even thinking about doing it I was just reading them because it was interesting. They brought up I don't socialise and am single and don't work hard (which is bullshit i fucking carry my team)
How fucked am I? I think I'm gonna lose my job. What should I say?

[Anonymous No.14124772]

>>14124737

AHAHAHHAHAA Holy fuck this is the most pathetic wagie thing I've read all day.

Is this all we have to do to keep phoneposters and wagecucks off this board. Make daily work shootings threads?

[Anonymous No.14124776]

>>14124772
It's not fucking funny I need my job

[Anonymous No.14124798]

>>14124776

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA this is so fucking funny, anon needs his job badly and he's going to lose it because he was caught googling workplace shootings on his fucking work computer during paid hours AHAHAHAH holy fuck how dumb can you get.

Did you not know all work PC's are monitored you retard. What did you think would happen. If you want to look this shit up, look it up at home.

[Anonymous No.14124799]

Get a lawyer and sue dumbass

[Anonymous No.14124808]

>>14124737
>What should I say?
Tell them it would be a _grave_ mistake to fire you.

[Anonymous No.14124815]

>not bringing your own laptop to work
>not using a VPN when you commit wrongthink on company wifi

[Anonymous No.14124821]

Just start crying and act like a fag lisp and everything then they think you are harmless. Alternatively make them think if they fire you you’ll shoot up the place for sure. Godspeed

[Anonymous No.14124827]

Just tell them it's been happening so often now that you are worried about your safety and what to do if it happens. Say the Jew media talks about it every day and you have it stuck in your mind and are scared something like that.

[Anonymous No.14124832]

>>14124737
sue them

[Anonymous No.14124833]

>>14124776
Thanks for making my day. This is hilarious. I couldn’t even imagine being this pathetic

[Anonymous No.14124837]

The three words that will spawn the fright off them:
>Attorney on speaker.

[Anonymous No.14124846]

>>14124799
>>14124827
these desu

sue the fuck out of them if fired

[Anonymous No.14124852]

>>14124737
Please be real

[Anonymous No.14124860]

>>14124808

You can't fire me! *Pulls out gun* Because I'm gonna FIRE you!!

>>14124737

Just tel them you were worried a shooting would happen, and wanted to research what happens before a shooting so you can see the warning signs in other employees. Say you are glad they caught you even looking this stuff up as it makes you feel safe that the company is on the lookout for this sorta thing as well.

[Anonymous No.14124879]

>>14124808

Classic kino. Legit masterpiece.

[Anonymous No.14124883]

>>14124860
Do this op but with lots of air quotes for emphasis

[Anonymous No.14124885]

if OP clearly can't see this is a power play over ego with some HR cunts he deserves to be fired

[Anonymous No.14124886]

>>14124737
Why aren’t you contacting an attorney yesterday, lol? Not saying that I know you’re gonna get money, but I’m pretty sure it’s in your best interest to start standing up for yourself with legal representation because this story sounds all kinds of in your favor.

[Anonymous No.14124888]

>>14124776
Nah, its funny! If they fire you, shoot up the place!

Get fucked Burger!

[Anonymous No.14124904]

>>14124798
I work hard it's just I don't talk to people because of my autism but I like them and I think they like me.

[Anonymous No.14124905]

>>14124772
you might unironically be onto something anon
easy to integrate within current threads, too
"i can't stand wagecucking, bros. if LINK doesn't moon i swear i'll shoot up my workplace"
this is genius

[Anonymous No.14124913]

>>14124888
Des digits command you op

[Anonymous No.14124916]

>>14124737
If you get fired, can't you sue? Does it explicitly say in company policy that you can't do that? It seems they are just making assumptions about your behavior without any hard evidence. Fuck it, if you are a minority play the race card.

[Anonymous No.14124919]

>>14124885
Also THIS

HR is there to protect the company! Its called Human Resources! Get back to work slave!

[Anonymous No.14124925]

>>14124885
>power play
what does this even mean?

[Anonymous No.14124934]

>>14124904
Play the autism card then lol
Go get diagnosed and sue for discrimination. YOLO

[Anonymous No.14124946]

GET A LAWYER AND SUE THEM FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.14124952]

>>14124905

Exactly, plus unlike thotposting which can get you banned or REEE'd at and derails threads, it's not a bannable offense to do this. So anyone browsing the catalog and a workplace shooting thread is on there and their boss walks past and see's it will be in big trouble.

I think we just solved the wagie posting problem.

>>14124904

Just fucking say that then fag.

[Anonymous No.14124955]

>>14124883
i was """worried"""" a ""shooting" would happen, and wanted to """research"" what """"happens""""" before a """"shooting""" so you can see the """"""warning signs""" in other """"""""""employees""""""""""""". i am """glad" you """caught"" me even ""looking ""this ""stuff ""up""""""" as it makes me"""""" feel """"""safe""" that the """""""""""""company"" is on the lookout for """"""""""""""""this"""""""""""""" sorta thing.

[Anonymous No.14124966]

>>14124827
I should have done that but just told them I thought it was an interesting subject. The deputy asked me if I owned any guns and I said no. I was also looking at execution methods (historical and modern) and they bought that up.

[Anonymous No.14125020]

>>14124966

You fucked up badly. Even if you keep the job, rumors are gonna spread around your workplace now and you will be known as the potential shooter. Watch over the next few days how people either go out of their way to avoid you, or go out of their way to be really nice to you to get on your goodside.

[Anonymous No.14125043]

>>14124737
well they didn't care about the gay porn you watched on you shift, but shooting up the faggots that your colleagues truly are with lead and not sperm is a different story...

[Anonymous No.14125075]

>>14125020
>Watch out Stacy here comes that lunatic Anon that's going to shoot up the place
>I heard he's never had sex
>Maybe that's why he's so creepy
>I know right? Always staring at my boobs like some incel
>Look there's Chad!
>Oh hey Chad! You coming to the AW later? ;)
>You know it girls *slaps Stacy's ass*
>Omg he's like sooo hot!
>I'd give anything to have his babies

[Anonymous No.14125088]

>>14125020
This is what I'm worried about they said my colleagues felt intimidated having me around (how did they even find out??) and it would raise issues going forward. The deputy kept on asking the same questions and was very intimidating

[Anonymous No.14125106]

>>14125088
>The deputy kept on asking the same questions and was very intimidating
He's trying to get you to slip up. You probably should contact a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.14125133]

>>14124737
>living in America(tm)
Enjoying your thought police?
>Freedom

[Anonymous No.14125136]

I can’t tell if this an elaborate troll or real. Hilarious either way. Thanks for the laughs OP.

[Anonymous No.14125143]

>>14124955
Perfectly normal and blue pilled. Also checked

[Anonymous No.14125164]

>>14125088
> Kek
>>14125075
> Intense accuracy

[Anonymous No.14125175]

>>14125164
It's not funny if I lose my job i won't be able to afford rent and don't know anyone else in the city I live in.

[Anonymous No.14125198]

>>14125164
Dude chad is cut as fuck and has that premo kush. I hear he is hung like a horse too. If anon ever tries to shoot up the place chad will save us and will be given the key to the city from the mayor. Did I mention chad has a bigger penis than anon.

[Anonymous No.14125209]

>>14124799
>>14124832
Wouldnt be able to afford a lawyer if they fired me they hold all the cards. I apologized and said sorry and I just found it interesting but they were horrible to me, really trying to grind me down and the deputy was a complete prick. The meeting tomorrow is with more HR people and my manager and his manager, so I think they might try to fire me then, if I start crying do you think that might help?

[Anonymous No.14125218]

>>14125175
Why didn't you just say you are working on few novel ideas??? Oh right you can't because you're lying larper. Time to move cities (again) op. Better luck next time

[Anonymous No.14125231]

>>14125209
I thinking buying SV and btt will solve all your problems kek

[Anonymous No.14125236]

>>14124737
You need to understand work computers are traced. Literally don't go to social media or search weird things. Just read the news.

[Anonymous No.14125241]

I guess it’s too late to say chad was using your computer. Then again no one would ever expect that of chad. Chad is a national treasure.

[Anonymous No.14125248]

>>14125198
> Blue pill larps
Authentic larps like this seriously make me question the future of humanity.
>>14125209
Don't show weakness op. This only tilts the power in their favor and makes you appear unstable.
Also what coins are you holding?

[Anonymous No.14125259]

>>14125218
How the fuck can I invent an imaginary fucking story like being an aspiring novelist when they call me I'm with no warning and the first thing that happens is a fucking policeman asks if he can frisk me.

[Anonymous No.14125273]

>>14125248
XMR and ETH, have about 2k between the two of them

[Anonymous No.14125275]

>>14124737
Lmao you're pathetic OP. I would quit right there at the HR meeting but I would never be that retarded to look that type of shit up on a work network. What the fuck were you thinking?

[Anonymous No.14125283]

>>14125259
did you let them frisk you?
this is getting better and better. Im honestely on the edge following this riveting tale from wagie land. please do continue OP

[Anonymous No.14125309]

>>14125259
So the deputy ambushed you at work? Tell us more details please op and I'll try and help you avoid jail or worse

[Anonymous No.14125322]

>>14125209
You're pretty fucked op, just start looking for a new job (dont use this one on the resume)

[Anonymous No.14125323]

Must be summer, y'all taking the bait hard

[Anonymous No.14125328]

>>14124737

OP, you have a HR person who is being intrusive and overstepping her bounds.

You need to keep this simple, and tell them to that you will not discuss this further without having your attorney present. When you tell them this, they will either back off or then agree to reschedule for when you can have an attorney present. If they reschedule, pay some local attorney to come sit in the meeting for an hour with you. The attorney will deflect away everything they ask, and you'll get to keep your job.

[Anonymous No.14125329]

>>14125283
Well I thought it was a joke to start with so said yeah and laughed a bit but he told me this is serious and then frisked me. I'm glad my impending fucking homelessness is so funny to you.

[Anonymous No.14125333]

>>14125248
Would you question humanity less if I was like OP looking up workplace shooting on my workplace computer? kek

[Anonymous No.14125366]

The moment they started questioning you about reading those things online, you should have told them it's none of their business, got up, and left the room.

[Anonymous No.14125373]

>>14125075
>*Chad bumps into Anon, knocking him to the grund with his huge pecks* Oh hey buddy, didn't see you there, you alright?
>Uh, y-yeah I'm fine Chad
>Alright *Chad slaps Anon's back so hard his glasses fall to the ground*, take it easy chief!
>*Anon picks up glasses, clenches fists* I'll show them, I'll show them all!!!
>What's that you're going to show us Anon?
>*Anon turns around, sees boss* Uhh, just this funny meme I found the other day
>Really? Well lets have a look then
>*Anon frantically tries to find something funny, only has ChainLink memes, shows boss fat Sergey* ehehe
>Anon, that's fat shaming, we don't tolerate that kind of thing here. I think we need to have another meeting with HR.
>O-ok, sorry...

[Anonymous No.14125383]

>>14125328
This OP. But honestly find someone who know a bit about employment law. Don't hire a fucking retard criminal defense attorney for 2 hours to sit there and act stupid.

t. Lawfag

[Anonymous No.14125396]

>>14124808
Kek

[Anonymous No.14125399]

>>14125088

If your coworkers are coming intimidated, that means that the HR person or someone else higher up the ladder shared confidential information about you with your coworkers, which is illegal.

[Anonymous No.14125433]

>>14125333
Checked. There is no question if op started blazing. American society has accepted shootings at work or school as an occupational hazard.

[Anonymous No.14125434]

>>14125309
Well I got in at nine. Everyone was being error with me but I didn't think anything of it. My boss and his boss came over to me and said there are some people to see me. I was taken to a conference room upstairs with the blinds drawn around it and was kinda nervous but thought maybe I was getting a promotion. I went in and saw the three women and the cop. My bosses left and the cop instantly asked if it was ok to check if I had any weapons. I laughed and said sure he said don't laugh this is serious and frisked me. He then asked if I bought a bag or a briefcase to work and I said no. He asked if I drove and I said I walked. He then said to sit down and stood by the door behind me so I couldn't see him. The HR women then said there had been a complaint raised by the IT department and showed me print outs of my browsing history and asked why I was looking at them during work hours. I tried to explain like I said just that I found it interesting. It went on for ages like they didn't understand and about an hour later the cop said one other thing and asked if I had a licence for a gun I said no then he asked if I owned any weapons (despite just saying I didn't have a licence) so I said no. The HR people then said my eprfomrnace was bad and I wasn't a 'team player' and I tried to counter that but they kept on bringing up bullshit. Then about half an hour later the cop asked where I keep my guns at home and I told him I don't have any guns and I already told him that. Then the HR people said that they would come back tomorrow with someone else and there was another meeting scheduled with them, that person, and my boss and his boss. I was then told to take the rest of the day off.

So how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.14125443]

>>14125366
There was a fucking cop behind me and I'm not that confident. I don't think we'll on my feet b

[Anonymous No.14125446]

>>14124737
oh no sirs

[Anonymous No.14125460]

>>14125075
>>14125373
Kek, this is so accurate it hurts.

[Anonymous No.14125480]

>>14125434
They gonna fire you. Get lawyer now

[Anonymous No.14125491]

>>14125443
Right well I mean I can say it's what you should have done because hindsight is 2020. I doubt many people would have had the brass balls to actually do that. However, now you know what to do in the second meeting. You flat out tell them this is none of their business, it is not work related nor is it related to any interactions you had with other employees, so you will be going. Then you walk out of the meeting.

[Anonymous No.14125512]

>>14125434
>was kinda nervous but thought maybe I was getting a promotion
peak dellusion of a beta

[Anonymous No.14125516]

You have created a hostile work environment unintentionally. Even if you don’t get fired everyone will be terrified around you or thinking you might come in on off days.

[Anonymous No.14125530]

>>14125434
>So how fucked am I?
u're already fired

[Anonymous No.14125532]

>>14125491
he fucked up by googling it at work. that makes it work related and that'll be what the company says

[Anonymous No.14125550]

>>14125530
>would come back tomorrow with someone else and there was another meeting scheduled with them, that person, and my boss and his boss
2-tier meetings is usually what happens when you get fired for being a weirdo. it's not about your workplace shooting google, thats just what they needed to get rid of you. i know beta behaviour, they use this now to get rid of you cause you've been a pain to them already for too long.
t. 35 years exp in the office

[Anonymous No.14125553]

>>14125434
How would you describe your working relationship with your coworkers and the company in general?

[Anonymous No.14125557]

[Anonymous No.14125560]

>>14125550
I work hard and don't fuck up though. I really need this job how do I unfuck the situation.

[Anonymous No.14125567]

>>14125553
I’ll take a swing in the dark. Highly uncomfortable and makes all females nervous.

[Anonymous No.14125572]

>>14125553
I work hard. I don't talk to people much because I'm shy but I think people like me. I haven't made any big mistakes.

[Anonymous No.14125581]

Take a recorder for next conversation, get in contact with a probono lawyer if you're a poorfag. Be yourself and you'll be fired without a doubt. Sue for wrongful termination, ez money. You can probably fall behind 1 or 2 months on your rent without being kicked out(after the 1 -2 months is gg though and you're out so you need to get that case moving and tell the lawyer you need it to be done fast because you're going to be homeless).

He can add the stress you got from the fear of becoming homeless aswell as the workplace bullying for your autism to the lawsuit for some extra $$. Make sure to cry in the court. Easiest money of your life.

[Anonymous No.14125585]

>>14125560
nah...hard work, no one gives a shit. everyone can claim 'hard work'. if you really need this job my prediction that you'll get fired changes from 100% to 110% cause you clinge to that shit. just search for something new, they have very likely already begun today to get you of all the lists.

[Anonymous No.14125603]

>>14125581
Ok I will do this. Thank you that's good advice. I really can't be homeless. How much do you think I will get if i sue and will they still give me a reference?

[Anonymous No.14125605]

>>14125581
this.

[Anonymous No.14125607]

>>14124737
take estrogen. get breast implants. change your name to daisy. problem solved.

[Anonymous No.14125611]

>>14125434

Chirst this is embarassing OP. I think the other guys right, you are already fired, they just want to do it legally and are in the midst of firing you right now.

If you really really want to salvage this job (not a good idea, it will be a hostile working environment full of rumors of you being a shooter from now on) then hire a lawyer and attend the meeting with the laywer and let him speak.

But to save yourself embarrassment. Just don't go to work tomorrow. Send an email saying you quit and don't embarrass yourself by letting them grill you. Trust me, you are almost definitely already fired. No point letting them embarrass you further.

[Anonymous No.14125621]

>>14125581
can also probably get the sheriff's bodycam footage if HR plays their HR games in deposition

[Anonymous No.14125625]

>>14125572
>>14125581
This anon is correct. You got to milk it for all it’s worth, also you should really learn your constitutional rights so you don’t get taken advantage of

[Anonymous No.14125627]

>>14125581

Yeah actually this is a really good idea. Do this OP and spend the gains on Link.

[Anonymous No.14125646]

Don’t listen to the last jag. Don’t buy link. I repeat do not buy that shitcoin link.

[Anonymous No.14125648]

>>14124799

> get a lawyer

Dumb fuck going to court for anything besides small claims is a fucking nightmare. Going to court is merely a last resort, IF YOU HAVE money already. Do you know how much you need just to have an attorney on retainer? It’s a minimum of $10k and that shit goes FAST. All you faggot redditors love to say “muh get a lawyer”, it’s not that easy and rarely practical.

[Anonymous No.14125681]

>>14125627
I will do this but how much do you think I will get if I sue and will they still write me a reference?

[Anonymous No.14125685]

>>14125607
This may be his best option considering op is too retarded to lie on his resume like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.14125702]

>>14125646
>>14125231

Go shit in a street pajeet.

>>14125681

No idea, and holy shit, no I don't think they'd write you a good reference, especially if you do end up suing them.

[Anonymous No.14125706]

>>14125681
I don’t think they will write you a reference. I’d be surprised if they don’t quietly get you blacklisted from all surrounding employers.

[Anonymous No.14125718]

>>14125702
So by that logic if I buy SV I’m a street shitting jeet and if I don’t buy SV I’m a street shitting jeet. I can’t win. What’s the coin that makes me not a street shitting jeet?

[Anonymous No.14125724]

>>14125706
If he sues they'll definitely blacklist him, he should really just start looking for a new job, and apply for unemployment benefits (maybe disability for autism as well).

[Anonymous No.14125725]

>>14125718
>What’s the coin that makes me not a street shitting jeet?

Link.

[Anonymous No.14125737]

>>14125724
People get blacklisted for less.

[Anonymous No.14125744]

>>14124772
/biz/ - Business, FInance, and Workplace Shooting discussion

[Anonymous No.14125751]

>>14125724
I can't survive in unemployment benefits and I've never been actually diagnosed I just think I might have autism as I'm shy and weird around people. I am so fucking fucked.

[Anonymous No.14125768]

>>14124737
>I was googling workplace shootings and have been reading Wikipedia articles about them
>what do?

[Anonymous No.14125773]

>>14125751

Go get diagnosed, it's never too late. I know someone who got diagnosed for autism bucks in their mid 40's.

[Anonymous No.14125775]

>>14125751
1. you definitely have autism if you go to the government to apply for disability and just be yourself, they'll give you the fucking money.

2. Unemployment is like 800 dollars a week, if you can't survive on that you're actually retarded.

[Anonymous No.14125776]

>loner - check
>doesnt socialise with co staff - check
>akward and quiet - check
>bizarre behaviour at times - check
>stares at women staff but doesnt engage - check
>mumbles to himself - check
>unhealthy interest in guns and mass shooters - check
Call the SHERRIFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.14125779]

>>14125581
This, no point pretending you can make it ok now, recording everything from now on is important

[Anonymous No.14125789]

>>14124888
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.14125808]

>>14125751
so get diagnosed asap. If a doctor doesnt want to diagnose it shop around 'till you find one who diagnoses it for you.

As for how much you can expect:
You're probably a burger so laws are different though I can say usually compensation in america is a lot higher than in europe. How much exactly it will be is up in the air though, according to google its 5-80k in America but I think you could be on the higher end due to the autism bullying if you tackle it the right way.

badmouthing former employees is illegal in europe so they would be forced to at least say nothing negative about you if you used them as a reference especially after a wrongful termination as it would be grounds for a second lawsuit for defamation. Might be different in burgerstan though.

[Anonymous No.14125853]

Whatever happens tomorrow, it's already settled in their minds. Nothing you say will change anything. Also it's almost certainly a termination. They want to get rid of you AND any liability involved in that process. To get any kind of retribution, you will have to go thru the courts, and lawyers are expensive but it might be worth meeting with a few to get a feel for if you have a chance at winning anything. Initial consults shouldn't be too expensive, but obv they are in the business to bring clients on board to get more money. Tough situation. Prepare for the worst OP, and do it now.

[Anonymous No.14125881]

You might not have time to find a lawyer by tomorrow op, so if you do go back in, record everything & as soon as you feel it necessary, just say you can't continue this meeting without a lawyer can we reschedule.

[Anonymous No.14125898]

>>14125853
I am so fucked

[Anonymous No.14125911]

Do damage control at this point and call to quit. Then maybe find a temp agency and that should bypass the inevitable blacklist.

[Anonymous No.14125916]

>>14125911
retard alert do not do this ever.

[Anonymous No.14125917]

>>14125434
>maybe I was getting a promotion
Top kek

[Anonymous No.14125936]

>>14124737
Find a new job, you're probably already unhappy there anyways.

[Anonymous No.14125940]

>>14125916
Your advice is to get diagnosed with autism to justify everything and collect disability. You’re the retard mate.

[Anonymous No.14125991]

let them fire you then collect unemployment

[Anonymous No.14125994]

>>14125936
I was really happy there anon. I genuinely liked my job and thought they liked me.

[Anonymous No.14125998]

When they fire you ask them if this is because you're gay.

[Anonymous No.14126003]

>>14124955
DO THIS

>>14125603


Emphasie how they scare you, how you thought maybe reading about them could help you suvive one.

The complication is the execution part.
Get a lawyer of course and toss these two ideas to the lawyer. 1: reaearching because scared and want to know how to survive. Execution research was to figure out how to escape being killed by someone when you have no power in situation 2: this is important, find faults with the workplace. You dont feel safe, but have lawyer say it.
Insinuate that HR is handling this poorly and opening themselves up to a lawsuit. You want them to back off and feel like you do, afraid of getting sacked and reprimanded. You researched because you don’t feel like your workplace does enough to protect you

Be a good little wagecuck who loves working even if you dont feel like the workplace has good systems in place

[Anonymous No.14126016]

>>14125940
he is out of a job and homeless this time next month as it stands moron. after winning ther suit he can just get rediagnosed to normie if he wants to

[Anonymous No.14126029]

>>14125994
.......... And you still googled for shootings? Why sabotage yourself anon? Do you hate nice things and yourself secretly? Better pray your bag moons anon.

Also prepare excuses for your next job interview and avoid giving them references from this company.

[Anonymous No.14126038]

>>14126016
Hello doctor I am no longer autistic. Please take that off my permanent medical records. You’re a brainlet.

[Anonymous No.14126055]

>>14126029
I just thought it was interesting and I got focused on them for a few weeks. People always Google stuff here and go on YouTube I didn't think.

[Anonymous No.14126063]

>>14125898
Yes, also some lawyers will take cases for no money down and 1/3 of whatever the employer gives you. Start making calls already.

[Anonymous No.14126076]

>>14125911
Quit before getting unemployment, or ability for lawyer to negotiate a wrongful termination suit. NEVER DO THIS.

[Anonymous No.14126079]

They might have an iron clad case for dismissal and you guys might be putting him deep in debt for a case he can’t win.

[Anonymous No.14126095]

>>14126079
I didn't do anything though and would never shoot people. It's not fair.

[Anonymous No.14126116]

>>14126079
Just cause for quitting you can receive unemployment.

[Anonymous No.14126119]

>>14126055
And employers are never happy about their employees "wasting" their office resources doing that.

Remember, Mr Shekelstein is always paranoid that someone will take his family hostage and steal all his "hard-earned" wealth because he knows he treat his workers like trash.

[Anonymous No.14126170]

Chad would have just plowed someone from IT or HR to resolve this.

[Anonymous No.14126184]

>>14126038
Lmfao you have no idea how the medical industry works do you? How autism works? Everybody is autistic to a certain degree. It's just how much "points" you score on the scale that determines whether or not you're diagnosed with autism. After winning the case he can just visit a doc, once again shop around if they won't "undiagnose" it. You can game the tests they use to diagnose you with autism, it really isn't that difficult as long as he's either not autistic or high functioning which he seems to be.

[Anonymous No.14126221]

>>14125209
you fucked yourself

[Anonymous No.14126247]

Thanks for the input on this thread, I will definitely record everything and sue if I am fired but does anyone think there might be something I can do or say that might mean I won't get fired? I really don't want to lose my job.

[Anonymous No.14126253]

>>14126247
you already fucked yourself in any lawsuit you could possibly have by admitting guilt
you deserve everything you get for being a r9k tier beta

[Anonymous No.14126270]

>>14126247
Avoid being argumentative and defensive. Go for cooperative and decent.

[Anonymous No.14126282]

>>14126253
The other anon said I could sue for wrongful dismissal though. I didn't do anything wrong and really can't lose this job. I will be homeless and don't have any family or friends so have no where to stay. I will fucking kill myself before it comes to that.

[Anonymous No.14126286]

>>14126270
wrong
they're out for blood and it's so goddamn obvious
are you as fucking retarded as OP?

[Anonymous No.14126292]

>>14126095
THIS OP! DO NOT FORGET THIS! You are not guilty and would never carry anything out like that ever, & just googling it does not make you guilty and should not be a reason why they fire you. They would need more evidence - guns, writings, posts on /Pol/, to actually have an argument. DONT BE BETA OP! It's not fair that they fuck you just cause you googled. Googled + social awareness does not = shooter

[Anonymous No.14126293]

>>14126270
I tried that at the first meeting and it didn't go down so well. It's like they had already made up their minds.

[Anonymous No.14126303]

>>14126282
just do yourself a favor and call in a lawyer to sit with you
it is the difference between having a fighting chance and getting raped in the ass
do you not have 500 bucks to save your ass?

[Anonymous No.14126305]

>>14126292
Exactly it was just interesting it's not like I did anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.14126316]

>>14126303
Probably if I sell some stuff but I won't be able to do that before the next meeting. I can't believe this is happening.

[Anonymous No.14126317]

>>14126305
you're a mass shooter
doesn't mean you have to cry about it

[Anonymous No.14126329]

>>14126317
I don't even own a fucking gun.

[Anonymous No.14126331]

>>14126316
midnight pawn shop
bullshit you don't have a tv or a computer
if it's such a great job why are you broker than an average nigger

[Anonymous No.14126332]

>>14126286
No I'm an adult that understands the real world. OP should mostly just be silent, record everything, but if there's a chance to spin it be a decent person. I've actually been in major trouble before and I chose my lies carefully and otherwise went above and beyond to squash suspicions that I had any bad intentions.

[Anonymous No.14126337]

>>14126316
You're already fired if all of this is true, just apply for another job, unemployment or get disablity. You're already fired.

[Anonymous No.14126343]

>>14126329
beta noguns confirmed

[Anonymous No.14126352]

>>14126337
also this
beta noguns don't deserve to keep their jobs

[Anonymous No.14126367]

>>14126343
>>14126352
Fuck you this is the worst moment of my life

[Anonymous No.14126370]

Good luck man, keep us updated. Maybe they just give you a warning or something. People in this thread assume the worst. Recording the conversation would be a good idea though

[Anonymous No.14126381]

>Googling disturbing shit on your work network
Lol fucking dumbass. I never look at anything more controversial than the weather on my work’s network.

[Anonymous No.14126387]

>>14126367
OP really is retarded, he's been gifted a chance to get free money from the government and live as a neet and he won't stop bitching about it.

[Anonymous No.14126403]

>>14126381
lel
clouds are white supremacists

[Anonymous No.14126404]

>>14124905
top kek

[Anonymous No.14126435]

>>14126247
Declare that you want to record if you’re state doesn’t allow recording of conversations without consent

[Anonymous No.14126450]

>>14126293
If being polite and stupid doesn’t work, don’t go full attack. Subtly hint how they’re making a mistake and opening themselves up to a lawsuit. Look at >>14126003

[Anonymous No.14126465]

>>14124737
Lol gj autist. Let me just research workplace shootings on my workplace computer.

[BSV will win No.14126501]

>>14124737
=(

[Anonymous No.14126512]

>>14124737
>not realizing this is the perfect situation for a huge lawsuit

>muh psychological harassment at work from superiors
>defamation of character and causing potential hindrance to career and ability to pay taxes
>muh intimidation and humiliation using law enforcement


btw a sheriff isn't a real police officer, a sheriff is a bank/financial agent

You were intimidated by a fraudulent entity pretending to the act of a sovereign entity ( police )

the SHERRIFS where the guards and private army of the Knights Templar who began the banking system of modern days using paper money, that's why they wear that pointed star similar to a lovely flag we all know.

Learn Legalese.

[Anonymous No.14126541]

>>14125434
Good Lord OP, all hope is lost.

[Anonymous No.14126572]

Just start lifting 8 hours a day and turn into a chad. Then get a job at a gym and slay gym thots. It’s really an easy solution.

[Anonymous No.14126597]

>>14124737
shoot the place, that will teach them to not be mean.

[Anonymous No.14126610]

Get money, buy link and become neet. What's so hard? Why clinging to that job lmao you inlove with a roasty there or something?

[Anonymous No.14126612]

>>14126316
Op this is what you do. try to stay calm. You go in tomorrow for work like normal. Make sure your phone records audio. When you go into the meeting, have recording going. Just be yourself, tell them the truth (which is, you just googled something out of curiosity and if you can act it, precaution, you'd never do anything like that you don't even own a gun etc etc) & as soon as you feel like they're starting to fuck you, say I'm really sorry but I think I should have a lawyer with me at this point, can we reschedule, & they'll have to say yes. At which point you take the day off again and go find a lawyer. Basically you're going to be home early tomorrow looking for a lawyer that will take your case on no win no fee, & if you explain the situation - fired for googling & no other evidence, you'll find someone.

[Anonymous No.14126617]

>>14124737
http://is2.4chan.org/biz/1560434231970.jpg

[Anonymous No.14126627]

>>14124776
>I n-need my job!
>But no so much I stay away from Going Postal sites
Is it something yanks put in their water?

[Anonymous No.14126634]

I can't handle this. I'm gonna jump off s bridge. Now.

[Anonymous No.14126637]

Has anyone suggested a time machine?

[Anonymous No.14126745]

>>14124737
be real, you were thinking and fantasizing about doing it. you browse 4chan and they know it. i'm glad they caught you before you acted on your sick thoughts.

[Anonymous No.14126748]

>>14126634
do a flip

[Anonymous No.14126771]

>>14125259
You say you don't consent to searches without a warrant and if you are to be questioned you want a lawyer present. But it's a larp anyway so I can be you lawyer if you want buddy. Poo poe pee pee

[Anonymous No.14126779]

>>14124737
Imagine being a wagie

[Anonymous No.14126780]

>>14126771

peepee poopoo

[Anonymous No.14126783]

>>14126745
Yeah they probably have to pull his internet providers history now too to see just how far it goes. There is probably much more to this story.

[Anonymous No.14126797]

>>14124772

First post best post.

I would say that "1984" has become our reality but it's actually worse than that. I'm pretty sure those people could actually buy a house.

[Anonymous No.14126800]

It was on a company computer so it was well within the company’s rights. Now law enforcement has reasonable cause to look further into the home Internet provider. Just don’t pull a Hillary Clinton and destroy your tech with a hammer kek.

[Anonymous No.14126826]

I’m eating a jelly krimpet like a total faggot thanking my stars I’m not a wagecuck.

[BSV will win No.14127037]

>>14126748
you mean a barrel roll, so he can't die at impact

[Anonymous No.14127052]

>>14124737
the non-sperg response to this was that you have been freaked out and worried about all the of the mass shootings in the news lately, so you started reading about it to see if you could find out about warning signs to look for in your coworkers.

To be honest you fucked up by saying the worst thing possible: "it interests me" is the last thing they want to hear. It makes you sound like a fucking serial killer. It's probably too late and you've already lost your job. I would apologize to them in person, say you were very nervous with the sheriff around because you are afraid of guns, and that you have just been scared of mass shootings.

Way to go though fucking browsing the internet at work looking at something that's obviously going to trigger alarm bells with whatever web security resource they use. Do you watch porn at work? You probably do lmao. You're probably posting this fucking thread from your work computer on a work network. Dumbass. You deserve to be fired not just because you're socially inept but for being so fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.14127102]

>>14124955
this actually made me laugh out loud in real life. take your (You) m8

[Anonymous No.14127130]

>>14125648
many injury lawyers will meeet with you for free to discuss potential gainz. if they like your case then many times there is no charge unless they win. same goes for employment lawyers

[Anonymous No.14127476]

>>14126512
Based sovereign citizen schizoid poster

[Anonymous No.14127694]

>>14125434
>Spend WEEKS researching workplace shootings
>At work
>While being an autistic asocial incel
>Your employer has to call the police to fire you

This is amazing what is wrong with you OP

[Anonymous No.14127750]

>>14124934
>>14124934
This is literally your only play now. You have no reason to do what you did, so you need to be the victim or you will be fired as soon as they are able to

[Anonymous No.14127774]

>>14126003
I stand corrected. This is the real answer.

[Anonymous No.14127867]

>>14125627
>>14125646
>>14125702
>>14125718
>>14125725

AHAHAHAH YOU STUPID FUCKING PAJEET HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW!? HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>>14126316
>>14126331

OP if you'd have bought Chainlink when I told you too when you started this thread, you'd have more than enough for a lawyer right now. Might not have to worry about getting another job either kek.

[Anonymous No.14128774]

>>14124737
Are you planning on shooting them now?

They are pushing you to do it

[Anonymous No.14128805]

>>14124737
Should've just said you have an interest in psychology

[Anonymous No.14128860]

Get diagnosed with autisms. Claim you're being discriminated against because of unusual social behavior related to your disorder.

[Anonymous No.14129051]

>>14124737

>>14124886
This op . This is the kind of shit lawsuits are made of. Claim unemjoyment for wrongful firing, use the company's Internet browsing terms for ur side, like u said for u to go on those pages wasn't against polciy, they're just liberal pussies. They already harassing u saying ur a loser and single and holding it against u. Lawyer up right now op

[Anonymous No.14129409]

>>14124737

[Anonymous No.14129530]

>>14125209
Get a lawyer that works on contingency you cuck.