/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14118585]

I need to 30x in about three months

Long story short I spent beyond my means and there'll be consequences if I can't get the money

I need GUARANTEED PLAYS, help me out /biz/, any advice welcome

[Anonymous No.14118593]

>>14118585
Short Bitcoin 100x

[Anonymous No.14118618]

>>14118585
Long Bitcoin 100x

[Anonymous No.14118648]

>>14118593
Based

>>14118618
Based

[Anonymous No.14118666]

>>14118585
During the next bear run buy the dip (6800i$h) son, sell high 9k+

[Anonymous No.14118668]

>>14118593
>>14118618
Just do the opposite of what biz says to do

[Anonymous No.14118677]

>>14118593
>>14118618
>>14118648
unbased

I'm doomed

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[Anonymous No.14118721]

Buy EQL on idex, less than 2 mil marketcap, heading to binance.

[Anonymous No.14118733]

>>14118677
wut u do

[Anonymous No.14118804]

>>14118733
bad things my friend

I will not be able to give further details because it's a string of retarded actions and I may be doxed and I don't want to see this thread presented in court as evidence that I knew what I was doing was wrong

there's a good chance that I might go to jail, maybe up to 2 years, I don't really know

I have some time to salvage things but at this point that might be better spend that time going to the gym and mentally preparing for prison than trying to 30x

I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.14118834]

>>14118804
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flee to mexico while u can my dood

[Anonymous No.14118851]

>>14118804
Start "transitioning". Go to female prison and become a hot commodity.

[Anonymous No.14118852]

>>14118585
Guaranteed Plays is rob a Bank

[Anonymous No.14118866]

>>14118804
you have to all in on something like link or if you want to risk it all a random pnd before it gets listed on binance. if either of these fail prepare to flee

[DarkTrip !nNThBA7CKU No.14118867]

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