/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.14111848]

ZUCC'd edition

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
https://finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
https://cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

last time on smg
>>14104010

[Anonymous No.14111863]

First for pamp it

[Anonymous No.14111864]

First time seeing one of these threads with less than 100 replies.

I'm all in crypto and dgaf about boomer shit, but thought I'd post.

[Anonymous No.14111890]

>Pendulum goes to party
>sees boy sitting by himself
>goes over with confidence and introduces himself to the boy
>Hi I'm Pendulum but you can call me pendy
>Boy smiles and says, my name is C-Comfy, you can call me comfy.
>They start talking for awhile and stumble upon stock talk
>They both go over their $500 robinhood accounts
>Party starts winding down
>Pendulum ask comfy if he would like to try the gay test.. for fun he says.
>Comfy agrees and they head off to a room at the back corner of the house
>Pendulum automatically starts kissing comfy, comfy doesn't stop him but goes with it
>Pendulum turns Comfy around and takes comfys pants off and bends him over
>Pendulum starts eating Comfys ass and comfy starts to moan "ooohh ooohhh emmmmm"
>Pendulum then takes out his cock and lubes it by spitting on his hand and rubbing it all over his head and shaft
>He then shoves it in Comfys ass and starts pounding away
>fuck me! Comfy screams. Fuck me!
>Pendulum ask, "oh yeah you like that huh?"
>yes fuck me hard!
>wanna get fucked real hard?!?
>oh yes I want to get fucked real hard!
>pendulum keeps the rhythm and then goes in really deep
>once in really deep he bends over and whispers in comfys ear "buy GALT"
>as comfy struggles to get away pendulum holds him and trys to go deeper
>oh no no no! comfy cries out but pendulum has him good
>Shove that in your portfolio bitch tits!!!

[Anonymous No.14111943]

>ok I'm losing portfolio value in crypto, I'm gonna buy back into stocks since it seems my primary watches have dipped and have good growth potential
>buy today
>everything goes down
>crypto pumps back up

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14111948]

>>14111890
true story, i could hear them from the bathroom where I was doing cocaine

[Anonymous No.14111951]

>>14111943
i don't think you could have chosen a worse point in buying stocks
we're literally in a debt bubble

[Anonymous No.14111964]

>>14111890
Ror! I dont remember that party. Too much scotch in the private cigar lounge area.

[Anonymous No.14111979]

>>14111951
We've never not been in a debt bubble though, so I don't know if I necessarily agree with that. Won't change that it will probably crash eventually, but I think we got some more time

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14111992]

>>14111890
My eyes

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.14112001]

>>14111890
>He thinks I go to parties
If pendy broke into my house and raped me it would be pretty realistic

[Anonymous No.14112007]

alright lads, lets settle this once and for all

which cpu gives the most gains? i9 9900k or amd?

[Anonymous No.14112028]

Surely we'll get some buying today

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14112037]

>>14112007
AMD chips are for fags, Chads all use intel cpus and Nvidia GPUs..

[Anonymous No.14112064]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.14112077]

>>14112007
The i9 God chip atm
AMD doesn't have anything that close

[Anonymous No.14112095]

[Anonymous No.14112096]

>>14111890
>tfw

[Anonymous No.14112106]

>Crypto just saved my portfolio
god damn it, this is so disappointing
I'm so so sorry BuffettSama

Just signed up for the free trial of Jim Cramer's pay club thingy. Sick of losing and could use some help. Anyone have anything they want to know about it?

>>14112037
Looking to start a position in NVDA, but you're scaring me now.

>>14112001
>Pendulum having sex is realistic
Reminder that Pendulum is the worst, and constantly contradicts himself at his own convenience. What he says is entirely dependent on the short-term price action in GALT.
>>14106229

[Anonymous No.14112107]

>>14112037
what are the consequences of acquiring a mobo setup with these parts? permanently red or permanently green when buying calls on MAXR stock?

[Anonymous No.14112115]

SELL CALLS
SELL PUTS

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14112117]

>>14111890
Good tripfag fanfiction

[Anonymous No.14112120]

>>14111964
dammit we told you, no champagne in the sex room!

[Anonymous No.14112128]

>>14112007
Is Intel actually a dying company or is that just a boomer meme?

[Anonymous No.14112134]

>>14112115
check out all these pennies just up for grabs sitting here in front of this steamroller!

[Anonymous No.14112156]

CHK almost back to its 52-week low! We shakin' out the weak hands! T-THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES.

[Anonymous No.14112161]

>>14112064
based and divvypilled

[Anonymous No.14112162]

>>14112128
they took a wrong turn on their current process shrink and they're in for a tough time in the short term

long term they gave enough cash to survive being uncompetitive this generation and get back into the game next gen

my plan is to wait for the dip to get nice and dippy and then buy in and hold for a year or two

[Anonymous No.14112168]

Sell Snap then buy low before the weekend

[Anonymous No.14112186]

one day this will be a good long term buy. prob not today though

[Anonymous No.14112194]

>>14112168
>Tfw didn't buy SNAP at 6 and below

[Anonymous No.14112201]

>>14112007
>consumer silicon
Silly
Dozens on xeons in your basement or just give up
Even my laptop has a Xeon in it nowadays

[Anonymous No.14112205]

>>14112001
His disgusting stock recommendation certainly "raped" my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.14112247]

reminder that generic pharma companies have no pricing power and couldn't reliably make money even when they were engaging in illegal price fixing

[Anonymous No.14112264]

Need a dividend REIT, is NRZ still the way to go?

[Anonymous No.14112301]

what do you listen to when trading?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm38Ojh61lY

[Anonymous No.14112303]

I wonder if LCIguy is buying the dip

[Anonymous No.14112323]

>>14112264
CXW

[Anonymous No.14112325]

I'm possible the worst trader ITT. Bow down before your supreme bagholder, you little shits.

>Handpicked stock
-5%

>Index fund
-0.5%

>Index fund
+4.85%

>Handpicked stock
-16.77%

>Handpicked stock
-29.90%

>Handpicked stock
-10.30%

>Index fund
+2.67%

[Anonymous No.14112333]

lmao i posted about AYX for mother fucking weeks in these stupid fucking threads for you god damn assholes and all of you fucking ignored me, made me feel so fucking insecure about my decisions but i can finally say and gladly to all of you... go fuck yourselves

[Anonymous No.14112343]

>>14112325
*possibly

Since inception (Januar 2018)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14112370]

I had a few shekels left over from my SLV covered call so I used the capital to purchase the options to buy USO shares for the low low price of $10.50 No more day trades though so I'm going to swing this trade over night.

[Anonymous No.14112374]

Mornin' /smg/

[Anonymous No.14112377]

Laughing at you retards for not buying AYX.

[Anonymous No.14112380]

>>14112325
Total win/loss: -7.63%

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14112385]

>>14112377
Samefag

[Anonymous No.14112394]

>>14112385
unironically not, he's a fucking imposter. again, for reinforcement, go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.14112396]

>>14112380
Well I'm down 33 percent since I started in December so

[Anonymous No.14112430]

>>14112333
checked. Nice trade anon, this is a nice uptrend. Whats your target or are you out already?

[Anonymous No.14112460]

>>14112134
Well, steamrollers go pretty fucking slow, so, like, you know...

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14112463]

>>14112380
I‘ve seen worse. Start writing covered calls.
>>14112396
You too; covered calls dragged me from a -33% to a +20% all time. We can all make it but only by writing premium.

Short term otm credit spreads seem to work nicely too. I‘m also considering the statistical benefits of long term (Leap or near-leap) atm debit spreads.

[Anonymous No.14112469]

>>14112385
No samefagging. I knew that it was gold back when it IPO'd two years ago. UIPath will be the same when it goes public.

[Anonymous No.14112476]

>>14112264
Its pretty high but w consistent increasing divs and one of the best performers in real estate sector, consider $AMT, review their historical success and consistency

[Anonymous No.14112494]

>>14112463
Any good resources on writing covered calls intelligently?

[Anonymous No.14112496]

>>14112463
WRITE BULL PUT SPREADS NIGGA

[Anonymous No.14112505]

>>14112494
yes, buy QYLD and fogettaboutit

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14112520]

>>14112463
I'll just stick to my momentum trading around price action using the long options for the leverage.

[Anonymous No.14112537]

>>14112505
If you own 100 QQQ you'll make a lot more doing it manually and reinvesting to buy more QQQ

[Anonymous No.14112541]

My boss literally "invests" by looking at a chart of the price and deciding whether it's a "good" buy or not based on the market price and whether it looks like it's going up. No valuation involved otherwise.

How do brainlets like this even breathe

[Anonymous No.14112549]

>>14112537
no you won't.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14112558]

>>14112494
Buy a good stock, then write a call on it. It really is that simple. As long as your underlying doesn‘t shit the bed you‘re good.
>>14112496
>WRITE BULL PUT SPREADS NIGGA
Ahead of the Pack (tm).
>>14112520
Would you like to livetest a strategy for me then? Buy a $10 wide atm debit spread on Visa exp jan 17, 2020. Should be like 35% gains if u win.

[Anonymous No.14112562]

>>14112541
Wait thats what I do
How did he steal my secret techniques

[Anonymous No.14112565]

>>14112549
You don't think you can make an extra 10% writing calls yourself?
And QQQ beats QYLD in capital appreciation
How am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.14112567]

>>14112541
What are his returns?

>>14112537
Sounds like a neato strat, if you're okay with a possible rando spike taking you out of 100 shares at some point

[Anonymous No.14112586]

>>14112567
Not very good. Sometimes he gets lucky sometimes he doesn't (obviously). It's just such a brainlet way to look at investing i was dumbfounded

[Anonymous No.14112601]

>>14112549
yes you will, the jew ETF manager steals his fee

[Anonymous No.14112608]

One of Japans most well known and successful day traders, amassed billions in his pajamas at home

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14112612]

>>14112558
tie up $1000 for 6 months? fuck that. I just made 40% on that $1000 in like 2 hours bro.

[Anonymous No.14112626]

>>14112608
Based

[Anonymous No.14112635]

>>14112601
50bps over the year vs. me being assed to write them, not to mention the fees to do so if you're not on robinhood. definitely not a "lot" more as the person i replied to originally indicated.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14112640]

>>14112608
Based, but he only won because of a single fat finger trade some other firm made by accident - he was the first to scoop up the free win. Still pretty baller tho and he did have a decent track record before and after.
>>14112612
You dont have to ride out the whole term, could prolly cash out early af with Visa‘s growth.

[Anonymous No.14112644]

>>14112476
>>14112323
Thanks

[Anonymous No.14112659]

>>14112608
obviously some math genius who was too autistic to go work for a hedge fund

[Anonymous No.14112769]

>>14112430
thanks man. and I sold at 104 then re-entered yesterday at 94.88

[Anonymous No.14112811]

>>14112769
ooh you murdered it

[Anonymous No.14112819]

>>14112430
also to answer your question about a target, i tend to scale off the price targets, since they never seem to be met upon announcement. Monday, price targets were roughly $111 by GS and it failed at 106. today they get bumped to $120, so i'm expecting failure around 111-115 that is if it can breach this 106 resistance

[Anonymous No.14112833]

Anyone know what's up with AMRS?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14112844]

>>14112833
looks like its in a distribution phase, try to accumulate under $3.50

[Anonymous No.14112848]

>>14112325
lol no shit on my brother who took a 30K account to 3K or so. He bought several bio stocks at the top and bagheld, ALT, BPTH, PRPO, India Weed or whatever it went to otc markets, gambling addiction is so messed up, I got him help and hes getting better but god damn

>>14112494
Seriously get this

[Anonymous No.14112853]

>>14112565
>And QQQ beats QYLD in capital appreciation
it looks that way because QYLD price reflects the underlying being called away when that happens. your QQQ's might look more valuable but in the case where you sell your calls for a loss, or have a chunk of your QQQ called away at a lower price, it'd be the same value in the end.

[Anonymous No.14112856]

>>14112833
They're refusing to post their Q1 results. It could mean that they're bad and they're trying to come up with something to tell the investors, or they could be good and they're trying to come up with a complete picture of what to tell investors, or it could mean that accounting screwed the pooch again and they're redoing their numbers or it could mean that they just don't give a fuck anymore. Either way just hold, and buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.14112860]

>>14112635
good goy, pay those fees instead of spending 5 minutes a month managing your investments

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14112878]

how do they calculate the boomer jones industrial average? Is it just the price of all the dow 30 stocks added together?

[Anonymous No.14112879]

>>14112558
Ok. So let's use an example of what I just bought: PLUG. I bought it at an average of 2.67. What would I write a call for to come out ahead? Gonna read up on investopedia real quick to make sure I know what's what

[Anonymous No.14112882]

>>14112469
that's some fascinating shit. definitely putting a pin in this one for next year

[Anonymous No.14112886]

>>14112853
You're wrong

[Anonymous No.14112888]

>>14112860
>>14112635
>not writing TQQQ calls instead

[Anonymous No.14112911]

>>14112886
nah, i'm not. i'm never wrong.

[Anonymous No.14112928]

>>14112833
Yeah, its shit

>>14112644
>>14112264
>>14112323
Also, peep $FRT. Don't know much about it, just that its a div aristocrat, rare small group that has increased its annual dividend for the past 25 years consistently (reliable) AND its annual yield is currently at 3.27%, pretty juicy REIT

[Anonymous No.14112931]

>>14112888
you must not be intelligent

[Anonymous No.14112956]

>>14112931
You will get far more for a TQQQ call than a QQQ one

[Anonymous No.14112962]

Isn't XLK better than QQQ and QYLD? I know their exp ratio is lower than QQQ

[Anonymous No.14112969]

Reminder to buy NAKD, they're trying how best to spin the good financial news into hype for their company, that is why earnings was delayed
>Source: sleeping with the CEO

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14112986]

>>14112879
>So let‘s use an example of what I just bought: PLUG.
Step 1 was buying a good stock, not memeshit lmao. You wanna look for stuff that‘s somewhat volatile and has good option‘s liquidity, with a lot of strikes and expiries available. Like AMD, SBUX, Cloud shit, Tech sector, Spy etfs, Foodchads, that kinda stuff that everybody‘s trading all the time. You need good premiums to make it worth while, like, bare minimum premiums would be something like ford in 2-3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.14113019]

>>14112928
Shopping centers eh? I'm thinking about trying to hop on this "opportunity zone" wave (investing in low-income areas with juicy capital gains tax relief) one way or another

[Anonymous No.14113021]

>>14112969
yeah it makes up like 70% of my portfolio right now anon

[Anonymous No.14113045]

>>14111943
Learn about rebalancing portfolios. The basic idea is this:
>pick a ratio of socks/bonds/crypto
>every year at the start of the year, sell and buy to meet that ratio

For example, let's say you want 50/25/25. You start with $1000: $500 in stocks, $250 in bonds, and $250 in crypto. This exposes you to a good amount of risk for a young person (21-35).

Now, it's been a year, and stocks have boomed, bonds have stayed the same, and crypto tanked. Now, you have $750 in stocks, $250 in bonds, and $150 in crypto.

If you do nothing, the next stock bust will wipe out your gains, and you won't benefit from the crypto & bond booms that follow. So, rebalance.

Remember, you want 50/25/25. You have more than $1000, now, so leave $575 in stocks, move $37 to bonds, and move $138 into crypto.

Now, you have $575 in stocks, $287 in bonds, and $288 in crypto. When the bust/boom cycle switches over, you're positioned to gain more.

>But what if stocks still go up, and crypto keeps going down?
You'll still make money. You have 50% of your potfolio in stocks.

>If I know the boom/bust is about to switch, why wouldn't I move all my money into one type of asset?
Nobody knows when the boom/bust cycle changes over. Balancing just makes you ready when it does.

>This sounds like a lot of math.
It's 10 minutes with a calculator, once a year. Git gud.

>I'm still not sold.
Pick up "The Elements of Investing." It explains rebalancing in more detail.

[Anonymous No.14113048]

>>14112505
QQQX > QYLD

[Anonymous No.14113049]

>>14112962
xlk and qqq are similar but track different indices. qyld writes calls so it's not really the same type of index product.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14113052]

I just want to remind everybody: Timing the market > time in the market!

[Anonymous No.14113057]

>>14112986
Ah ok I see. So what about GOPRO? Total meme stock around here, but it has the volatile nature and volume that seems like it would fit. How far otm would I generally aim for a call, in your opinion, if I was to write one for that?

[Anonymous No.14113077]

>>14113057
You shouldn't be trading options

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14113078]

>>14113057
Write the call ITM so that when it drops like a rock the call is OTM and you can keep the fatter premium and your heavy bags.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14113079]

>>14113045
Bonus points for adjusting weights as you rebalance according to its return on equity. If you got RH, I suggest rebalancing everyday at close. You can even make a nice little excel sheet to help you know how many of what you need to buy and sell.

[Anonymous No.14113083]

>>14113048
it might be, i'll look into it

[Anonymous No.14113091]

>>14113045
Sounds good, I need to get better at holding myself to spreads anyways, so I'll pick it up and check it out. Cheers, fren

[Anonymous No.14113112]

>>14112264
NRZ is the way to go, they have a hedged portfolio.

[Anonymous No.14113113]

>>14111890
This is higher quality than any tripfag shitpost i've seen in these threads.

[Anonymous No.14113122]

>>14113079
>rebalancing daily
Have fun on tax day.

Adjusting weights is too complicated for most beginners, so I'd skip it unless you want to start with a toy portfolio and compare side-by-side with a much larger, simpler portfolio. This way, you can learn from your mistakes without losing too much money.

>>14113091
Cheers.

[Anonymous No.14113124]

>>14112956
yes almost if there is a reason for that

[Anonymous No.14113127]

>>14113045
This is a great post, thank you so much

[Anonymous No.14113128]

>>14113048
different strategies, sometimes one will outperform the other. hard to predict the future.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14113136]

>>14113057
It has attractive premiums atm, but goddamn if that shit isn‘t prone to drop 20% on a bad ER lmao. You could write far itm like >>14113078 said. Itm call writing won‘t give you nearly as much return as atm/otm obviously, but it does offer more security.

Also, you should really have like, at least 3 grand for this. No meme shit, no pennies, nothing that‘ll wipe you out on a bad ER. I would not do this on gpro.

[Anonymous No.14113144]

>>14113128
this isn't even a good way to see which is better because they're dividend based

[Anonymous No.14113161]

I've a small position in Micron. This shit looks pretty bad rn and in the near future. What would you do, hold or sell?

[Anonymous No.14113163]

>>14113136
Cool. Well you've given me a pretty good place to start, so I'll probably start reading up on it, maybe I'll do some of that fake portfolio shit on the side until I feel I have a good grasp.

Cheers, friend. And FUCK GOPRO LOL

[Anonymous No.14113168]

>>14113144
agree, but QYLD has a higher div yield

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14113184]

>>14113122
>Adjusting weights is too complicated for most beginners
Here‘s the formula for rebalancing stocks:

S‘ = W * T / P - S

Where S‘ is how many stocks you buy (sell if negative), W is the weight given, T is your total portfolio value, P is the stocks price, and S is how many shares you own currently. If you can‘t figure out how to use this equation, you have to go back to 6th grade maths.

[Anonymous No.14113187]

>>14113045
>crypto
Boomer here. What's a crypto? Like a certificate of deposit?

[Anonymous No.14113201]

>>14113161
semiconductor companies are cyclical and known to shit the bed during a crash

[Anonymous No.14113222]

>>14113187
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.14113236]

When is fed meeting

[Anonymous No.14113245]

>>14113184
To be fair, many zoomers can't into 6th grade math. Current gf has trouble remembering PEMDAS.

>>14113187
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptocurrency
>tl;dr —We made money on computers. Fraud is harder than with paper, credit, and debit. It's also free to transact. You can't buy very much, so it's mostly used as a speculative investment.
Wouldn't buy unless you do your due diligence (and have high risk tolerance). Personally, I'm 70/30 stocks/bonds.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14113255]

>>14113236
next week we get our shit post, i'm going to save a day trade to do a strait momentum play and grab like 150 percents off that shit.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14113281]

>>14113245
Really? Damn dude... how tf do we fix american education?

[Anonymous No.14113298]

>>14113201
There ain't no crash tho, I think it's the Huawei ban. Every company who worked with Huawei is affected. I Just read this article https://finance.yahoo.com/news/micron-mu-earnings-sales-projected-233011379.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAAqYbQwPJkD6GfJ06rs03hnQREOLDnIY2wafyEMiU9AMfGDJnq5-tA67e6oCB878_hA5tDGDXe8R39P4qefABHoSrZC1fY5Wix-h7y1BR7YCa4l_KS4DlXwGhqPS5H-NTDV8E12nsx36pt1wNtgOQErEUS3W5DST_HwVWEKjtQ-3 , looks fucken grim.

[Anonymous No.14113310]

>>14113281
Raise standards, let kids fail out (or force them to re-take classes until they're competent). Only way a high school degree will mean anything.

[Anonymous No.14113333]

>>14113298
ok, its your money, not mine. don't blame me if you lose it

[Anonymous No.14113338]

>>14113045
>>14113122
Do most people rebalance yearly on the literal first week of January? Or the last week of Dec?

[Anonymous No.14113358]

>>14113333
I appreciate your reasons anyway. I just wanted to hear what someone else has to say, cuz I think I'm getting a bit emotional and that ain't good.

[Anonymous No.14113359]

>tfw I buy using the secret "looks good to me" technique and am up so far in life
Who knew there were actual skills involved in the stock market...

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14113367]

>>14113338
Most people don‘t rebalance at all lol. But to be fair, commissions eat into frequent balancing so yea usually once a year, or every quarter if you‘re a fund manager. In a perfectly ideal world, you should be rebalancing continuously, as often as physically possible, and slightly nudging the weights each time based on the stock‘s performance.

[Anonymous No.14113371]

>>14113310
Sounds pretty racist

[Anonymous No.14113410]

>>14113367
Hmm. I have several mutual funds in my IRA, should I rebalance those or is that what the fund manager is doing already with individual equities? Or will the long run just let me ride out any cycles that occur?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14113411]

>>14113359
All you have to do is buy it when it's rising and then sell it when it starts to dip because nobody actually buys at the tippy top or the lowest of low so you just trade the wave until it stops. (they) don't want poor people to make easy money though so we can only get 3 day trades until you have enough capital that you don't even need to make more since you have enough.

[Anonymous No.14113427]

>>14113338
i rebalance on dips

[Anonymous No.14113443]

>>14113338
Most folks I know, yeah. Personally, I also "sell in May and go away," which is perhaps the one good stock market meme.

>Most institutional (big money) investors go on summer break. This means lower volume — and generally fewer gains —between May and October.

>This means you should do any selling in late April or early May, and start buying in mid-October or early September.

>Of course, this doesn't protect you from crashes that coincide with the September-April period.

In my experience, this has worked out well. I did the math, and I would have gained less if I stayed in the market from May-October the past 5 years. But take it with a grain of salt, and do your own research.

When you're just starting out, pick a day of your choice and stick to it.

[Anonymous No.14113458]

>>14113411
Do you actually believe the way to make money is day trading? And 25k would be the end of your worries?

Maybe you are as retarded as you seem. I thought it was some kind of act

[Anonymous No.14113465]

>>14113411
>we can only get 3 day trades
Mutts kek.

Are you a trader, if so, do you trade with you whole stack? What's your annual yield%?

[Anonymous No.14113529]

Zuc is so fucking ugly it hurts.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14113598]

>>14113458
I could literally cover my living expenses for life with 25k. Plug that shit into QYLD on margin and that‘s 50k returning 1% avg yield a month to you in divvies. Or sell deep itm calls on stuff.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14113639]

>>14113465
i get -90% returns monthly.

[Anonymous No.14113651]

BIG DICK LCI is going to close green today.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14113674]

OMFG i'm getting fucked on my USO calls. Son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.14113728]

>>14113598
what happens if theres another bear market? can QYLD even suspend the dividend? will it implode?

[Anonymous No.14113766]

>>14113598
divfren here, shill me on QYLD, what happens during a bear market? and will it be around for the time it takes to compound divvies and get your principal back?

[Anonymous No.14113776]

>>14113728
>>14113766
i apparently have short term memory loss

[Anonymous No.14113788]

>>14113161
ah, the old Reddit favorite
tell me one thing MU does better than Samsung
if you can't think of anything, sell. if you can, tell me and I'll buy

[Anonymous No.14113789]

>>14113728
They will just keep writing at the money calls on a lower price

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14113817]

>>14113728
>what happens if theres another bear market?
>bear market
What is this lol?

Your equity stake in qyld would go down obv, but the dividends are paid using premiums received so that shit would stay alive cashflow wise. With a large enough position, your equity shouldn‘t even matter if the divvys keep flowing.

When I was writing calls on AMD, I was getting like 5% weekly returns. These fuckers only pay 1% a month approx and reinvest the rest to write more calls with. Just think about how powerful that can be.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14113876]

QYLD is a fucking Bernie Madoff Scheme.

[Anonymous No.14113884]

>>14113728
afaik QYLD doesn't beat just buying and holding QQQ

[Anonymous No.14113908]

>>14113876
Shut up retard

[Anonymous No.14113924]

PENIS PENIS PENIS
BUTT
VAGINA

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14113934]

>>14113908

[Anonymous No.14113956]

Dump X and buy puts.
tonights the night

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14113969]

>>14113956
>inb4 Trump announces new 50% tariffs on chinese steal.

[Anonymous No.14113975]

>>14113817
but if we have a bear market, all those calls are going to be worthless and expire as such using up the premium. So how is the divvy going to be paid ?

[Anonymous No.14113977]

>>14113410
if it is a active managed fund, it will be rebalanced on the decision of the manager and charged to you via the expense ratio. if you have an index fund, which have far lower expense ratios it will be automatically balanced to reflect the index.

[Anonymous No.14113978]

>>14112128
>>14112162
Pic related

Thing is, they lost the manufacturing lead to TSMC (and Samsung), so it's unlikely they're going to get it back anytime soon.

Also note that their current 14+++nm process is extremely mature. Die shrinks normally bring a reduction clock speed at first until the process matures (Intel's Tick-Tock cycle comes into mind before they fucked it up).

However, they've hired Jim Keller (legendary CPU designer who also had his part in AMD's Ryzen) and their next goal seems to be chip stacking (something AMD is also planning to do). How they're going to solve the issues of heat pockets remains to be seen. Or what they're gonna do with their fabs.

Intel's new CEO is also a finance guy instead of a tech guy, so he might lack the vision to get Intel's shit together. Just look at AMD, which was almost bankrupt, before Dr Lisa Su (an electrical engineer) took over and started fixing the company.

[Anonymous No.14113981]

>>14113884
in an up market you're right. flat market qyld shines, down market it'll cushion the blow a little bit.

[Anonymous No.14114002]

>>14113465
>>14113639
Can confirm, been posting here for a couple years. Baggie is always making losing bets.

[Anonymous No.14114009]

>>14113981
if you know its going to be a down market just hold cash

[Anonymous No.14114023]

X is going high tonight. complete dump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.14114024]

>>14114009
if i could time the market i wouldn't be wasting my time with dividend paying products

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14114030]

>>14113981
Yeah we're in a crab market right now when a covered call strategy is ok, but you can just time the market and not even worry about complicated option strategies. Just do the old buy low sell high.

[Anonymous No.14114033]

cuttlefish day

[Anonymous No.14114034]

>>14113975
the fund sells/writes calls. it doesn't buy them

[Anonymous No.14114043]

>>14113981
For me, it's QYLD PCY and CEFL for a comfy flat market

[Anonymous No.14114073]

>>14114030
what is a crab market?

pls no bully

[Anonymous No.14114083]

>>14114024
we know that up markets last longer than down markets
therefore you should always be holding qqq if you think you can't time the market

[Anonymous No.14114090]

>>14114073
*snibs*

[Anonymous No.14114095]

Rate my portfolio, frens. Great payout last month!

[Anonymous No.14114106]

>>14114073
markets not going up or down, it's going sideways. and it's been going on for a long fucking time.

[Anonymous No.14114134]

>>14114083
i agree..if i could only hold 1, i would hold QQQ. but right now i already have plenty of exposure to equities, and i dont really like to pile on during all time highs when i have extra cash, so i buy some alternative stuff to help account for different market outcomes

[Anonymous No.14114172]

>>14114134
ok, that makes sense if you're in retirement or will need your money in the next 5-10 years

[Anonymous No.14114189]

>>14114172
about 5 years away from retirement

[Anonymous No.14114209]

>>14111890
it'd be better if they meet up, someone pays the other to hit them with a lead pipe then skull-fuck

probably make for a slightly more kinky greentext at least
more realistic too

and then baggie walks in as they hear the fed helichopper outside...

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14114227]

>>14113975
>all those calls are going to be worthless
... you do know what writing a call means, right?

[Anonymous No.14114245]

bought all the gas station companies
lettuce see who performs the best, Chevron, BP

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14114283]

>>14114227
I paid $13,88 per share of my SLV and then sold a $14 call for $3, SLV is now trading at $13.84. I still lost a dollar on this fucking deal,

[Anonymous No.14114370]

>>14114095
whats with all the german brands gaying it up

[Anonymous No.14114378]

>>14113651
Wrong

[Anonymous No.14114425]

Does anyone know of a way to get an alert for stocks crossing their monthly bollinger bands?

Schwab alerts seem limited to static price targets, daily moves above a given %, and crossing the SMA, a few others but not what I want.

[Anonymous No.14114465]

>>14114425
You might check out Tradingview

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14114477]

>>14114425
have an intern watch the chart and have them call you when it happens.

[Anonymous No.14114488]

>>14114378
>tfw I fucking jinxed it

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14114524]

>>14114425
TA is a meme and you should just write calls and spreads instead.

[Anonymous No.14114627]

>>14114524
calls and spreads are fancy forms of gambling
LSD to help you pick good dividend companies to invest in instead

then get your degenerate gambling fix from dollar cost averaging (and/or play with the falling knife) between exdiv dates if you really must

[Anonymous No.14114636]

I am taking a real pounding on NAKD today. This better be worth it.

[Anonymous No.14114649]

>>14114524
Can't, too much of a brainlet to understand options. Yeah yeah, the right to buy or sell 100 shares of a stock at a certain price, but once it comes to writing or spreads, I just tard out.

Also, the only stocks I have 100+ shares of get "There are no options for the given underlying symbol."

I wish I had sold everything and bought the dip in MO...

>>14114465
Thanks, been meaning to check out TV and Koifin... but I just started getting into StreetSmart Edge

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14114663]

Anybody else taking the Utah jazz with win the cup tonight?

[Anonymous No.14114672]

>>14114524
>yeah better make it so i get 1% upside while retaining 100% downside

[Anonymous No.14114675]

>>14114627
>real estate isn't leveraged investing
Writing covered calls is less risky than owning stocks

[Anonymous No.14114696]

>>14114672
lrn2 probabilities

[Anonymous No.14114728]

>I literally told you bullnigs to be cautious with these pumps
>I told you guys not to go into full greed mode

[Anonymous No.14114744]

>keep forgetting that the market closes at 1
>it's 12:45
Damn it I gotta get my shit together

Hey, is it time to buy cowgirls yet?

[Anonymous No.14114759]

>>14114696
everyone knows that writing covered calls doesnt make more than just holding in the long run

[Anonymous No.14114775]

[Anonymous No.14114779]

wtf is up with MAXR
they had a successful launch and the shorts are still fucking us over

[Anonymous No.14114780]

>>14114245
Did you buy XOM?
Right now it's a risky move because oil seems to be dumping in price too much

[Anonymous No.14114783]

>>14114759
You dont have to write them at the money

[Anonymous No.14114800]

Should've sold PLUG at 2.7 goddamit

[Anonymous No.14114814]

>>14114780
Got XOM at 71, today i got shell, BP, chevron and valero
oil dumping is the reason, I think itll be rangey at the psychological 49 support for a while

[Anonymous No.14114828]

>>14114783
it doesn't matter where you write them buddy

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14114877]

>>14114627
All investing is gambling. What happens if T slashes their dividend because Randall wasted ER on hookers and blow? At least 10 anons here would be rekt.
>>14114649
It‘s never too late to learn. Keep building up your capital tho and write your first call on a broad market index or slow moving bluechip to get the hang of it. Practical experience is worth 1000 explanations.
>14114672
Weak bait. Covered calls are so safe your Grandma can do it.

[Anonymous No.14114889]

>tfw the Fed will have to buy equities next time

[Anonymous No.14114910]

>>14114227
no ;_;

i've amassed a sizable portfolio without knowing much of shit beside DCA and hold. its actually amazing how little you need to know to be successful at investing.

[Anonymous No.14114922]

>>14114744
no more DF flips for me, I made enough money on em
not terrible to buy here, but not a sure thing ofc.

>>14114663
hey I SWEAR that if you bet on the blues again and cause them to lose I'm never talking to you again

[Anonymous No.14114938]

>my reign of terror begins

[Anonymous No.14114955]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .07%, another nothing day. I drank a little too much poppyseed tea last night and slept for 13 hours, good thing today was my day off. I feel great though, I turned my AC on for the first time, a snug dreamless sleep under my weighted blanket (no nightmares) is an incredibly luxury.

[Anonymous No.14114957]

GARBAGE

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14114971]

>>14114955
Up 0.88% today. Definitely slower without the AMD... but I can‘t complain.

[Anonymous No.14114977]

>>14114955
Up .28% so nothing much but I got some divvies coming soon so that's nice. Reminder to buy AMD.

[Anonymous No.14114988]

>>14114957
I haven't liked them since their CEO committed suicide by driving into a concrete wall kek

[Anonymous No.14114991]

>>14114955
Down 0.74% ($174)

[Anonymous No.14115003]

>>14114955
I think I was pretty much sideways
don't have my phone on me though

[Anonymous No.14115007]

>>14114938
You crab hacks think youre non partisan but this is a godamn Bullmarket and the facemelting uptrend is coming

>>14114955
green day, and yes its getting very hot and hard to sleep

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14115011]

>>14114955
+39.2% Timing the market > Time in the market.

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.14115014]

BASED SOXS

Huawei cancelling laptop production due to the US blacklist is killing semis.

[Anonymous No.14115025]

>>14114957
no no, for garbage you want WM. stable value stock, that one

[Anonymous No.14115030]

>>14114675
options are zero-sum by design, the only way for some to win is for others to fail (equally as much)

with investing, everyone wins (assuming the company is properly managed and retaining or exceeding organic growth)
the investors win because their stocks become more valuable, and the company wins, since it uses the extra capital to make their business more valuable (creating a positive feedback loop!)

with investing you are trading your money for someone else's labor (or resources), which is to be repaid to you at a later date (whenever you sell the stock) for a different amount of money in return (whatever the stock is worth when you finally do sell)

options is just telling a bookie (investing broker) what you think the price will do, and paying out or getting payed based on how right you are compared to others
its not random gambling, but it is non-beneficial to everyone who isnt holding options (or anyone who isnt a stock broker)

>>14114877
can you even into second order differentials?

[Anonymous No.14115116]

>>14114955
A nice green $VRUS day.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14115129]

>>14115030
Well if you want to buy a stock, but won't have the cash for said stock for a while, you could just buy an options contract so you can purchase the shares for what ever price you want by the time you come up with the money.

[Anonymous No.14115177]

>>14115129
>having an income

[Anonymous No.14115205]

>>14115177

You're supposed to have an income, nigger.

[Anonymous No.14115212]

Lulu is down today going into earnings... is it finally time to grab some of that yogapants ass, or is it going to tank like the rest of clothing?

[Anonymous No.14115223]

>>14115030
false, invest in the ETF of literally any other country than the US and you would not make any money. If you had invested in the jap market you would have lost money.

investing is gambling, pure and simple

[Anonymous No.14115231]

>>14115205
IM TOO BUSY
GOTTA LEARN BEFORE I EARN
REEEEEEEEE
FUCK BARRIERS TO ENTRY JUST LET ME START

[Anonymous No.14115323]

>>14115129
>getting a loan from elsewhere so you can afford to fund a loan to someone else

>>14115223
>>false, invest in the ETF of literally any other country than the US and you would not make any money. If you had invested in the jap market you would have lost money.

>dont play by the laws of supply and demand
>get wrecked
investing in companies that do not float freely in the market is gambling, but pure wholesome capitalist businesses do get pure wholesome organic growth (as shownin USA based companies' very positive returns compared to many nations)

hasnt EU government bonds given negative yields for over a decade now, with EU central bank preaching about sudden positive growth "within the next couple years" for close just as long?

[Anonymous No.14115341]

>>14112095
guess i should have bought even more AMD stock

[Anonymous No.14115343]

>>14114955
Down 0.30%

[Anonymous No.14115352]

>>14115116
Are you that spider silk guy? Damn it, how do you keep finding these gems?

[Anonymous No.14115367]

>>14115323
the US is clearly a dying country who hasn't even been able to raise its GDP in the last 10 years without debt financing

[Anonymous No.14115370]

>Hold music for LULU's conference call is Queen's We Are the Champions
YASSSS QUEEEEN!!!

>>14115352
that's him.
It's fucking amazing, I wonder if he crawls all the pennystock forums and newsletters

[Anonymous No.14115386]

>>14111890
nigger tripfags piss out my ass

[Anonymous No.14115390]

>>14114955
Down 1% - did not trade today though just held and watched

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14115395]

>>14115341
How does this 3 dimensional 1 sided object even exist?

[Anonymous No.14115399]

AMD about to suduko, i hope you bought your puts baggy

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14115415]

>>14115341
>>14115395
>T O P O L O G Y
>O
>P
>O
>L
>O
>G
>Y

[Anonymous No.14115430]

>>14115370
>>14115212
Aaaaaand there it goes.

Athleisure is the only clothes people are buying, I'm a fucking retard for not snatching this for the quick 4-5% gains day-trade, or even a buy-and-hold until the zoomers decide if they want to wear real clothes or not.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14115441]

>>14115399
I'm all out of day trades so I sold a covered call on SLV. I'm not going to be able to trade again until the shit post. Hopefully my SLV gets assigned and I can get maximum value from it. This is what's called a win win, since I get maximum value and the guy who bought the call will probably get some profit too.

[Anonymous No.14115528]

>>14115441
SLVO already does that

[Anonymous No.14115537]

>>14115352
Fortuna smiles upon me.

[Anonymous No.14115538]

>>14115399
AMD's going to rape and plunder for years to come.

[Anonymous No.14115576]

>>14115538
>>14115537

[Anonymous No.14115580]

>Lulu getting at that Chinese Japanese Korean market

Uhhh... is this smart? Don't they still have some sort of modesty?

And butts definitely aren't as big there. Literally and figuratively.

[Anonymous No.14115605]

>>14115576
i wrote so much truth the servers themselves blessed me with reach even beyond my own post

[Anonymous No.14115623]

>>14115580
Figurative butts?

[Anonymous No.14115629]

>>14115537
>>14115538

[Anonymous No.14115635]

>>14115623
figuratively big
They're not as big physically, but they're also not as "big" as in important or obsessed over

[Anonymous No.14115702]

>>14114955
Down but overall I'm up 1.78% so still in the green.

Aside note: Go ARMN! Go AMRN! Go!

[Anonymous No.14115756]

>>14115580

Yoga pants are still very comfortable even if you wear other stuff over top of them for modesty. I expect Lulu will do well in Japan and Korea. China I dunno.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14115827]

>>14115756
Didn't those chinks invent yoga? I would expect there to be a big demand for pants to do the yoga in.

[Anonymous No.14115865]

>>14115827
No, it was Indians

[Anonymous No.14115887]

>>14115827

Oh i dunno they probably have some special traditional robes for it or something. The chinese do tai chi, I think. Not yoga.

>>14115865

Right, right.

[Anonymous No.14115897]

>>14115827
KYS

[Anonymous No.14115919]

>>14115827
silly bagler, it's a well known fact that there isn't a single woman in the world who actually practices yoga

[Anonymous No.14115936]

>>14115897

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14115951]

>>14115919
so if your girl says she's going to yoga class it means she's cheating on you?

[Anonymous No.14115972]

>>14115919

There is a notable lack of fireballs in modern yoga, yes.

[Anonymous No.14115985]

>>14115951
no joke yes, look how many dumb wh*te women were fuckin that Bikram Choudhury scam artist kekkies

[Anonymous No.14115989]

>>14114955
>poppyseed tea
> (no nightmares) is an incredibly luxury

Damn ding ding ding bro, how many tours did you do in Afghanistan?

[Anonymous No.14115992]

>>14115985

Increase your suspicion if she wears these.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14116032]

$O afterhours mmmm
thank u the monthly dividend company [registered trademark]

[Anonymous No.14116101]

>>14115989
None lol, I was too young for the stan, too young for any war. I've just had a strange may and early june, /haunt/ levels rising (maybe peaked). On sunday night I had my worst nightmare in maybe 2 years, woke up sick and was fucked up the whole day

[Anonymous No.14116141]

>>14115538
muh pee pee

[Anonymous No.14116161]

>>14116032
O and NNN are reit dividend aristocrats whtat are 10/10
But I'm waiting for the crash :^)
>>14115985
>wh***s trying to eastern religion

[Anonymous No.14116179]

>>14116101
what do you have nightmares about?
I mean, you don't have to describe it directly for obvious reasons, but I'm curious
shapes and colors, a sort of abstract fear? or more realized forms (insects, animals, people)? or situations?

I don't ever really get 'true' nightmares, I can remember one dream I had from over a decade ago where I KNEW a polar bear was approaching my location and I had to get out by going through a lampshade. But that was just one act of a longer dream, it wasn't a true nightmare.
There was also a crazy movie-like dream where there was some weird old small-towny situation where there were spiders sucking blood and storing it inside trees. but that one wasn't even scary for some reason.

So I'm really interested in other peoples' nightmares because I don't really get scary dreams

[Anonymous No.14116200]

>>14114971
what's that app? is it the basic investing tool for everyonme around here? i'm searching for some apps that can teach me something about investing. i already have nasdaq quotes. is there one for like investopedia or anything to learn more about investing?

[Anonymous No.14116205]

>>14114095
>semens
Not going to make it faggot

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14116253]

>>14116200
Read the OP
Open a 401k and IRA
All in Vtsax for you my friend
Keep stacking vtsax for 40 years

[Anonymous No.14116273]

>>14116253
what is vtsax?

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14116295]

>>14116273
No no anon, that‘s step 3. You have to start with step 1 first
>Read the OP

[Anonymous No.14116307]

>>14116273
DYOR man...is everything in your life spoonfed to you?

[Anonymous No.14116317]

>>14113969
>steal

[Anonymous No.14116331]

>>14116200
read the OP, and khan academy is helpful too

https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance/stock-and-bonds#stocks-intro-tutorial

[Anonymous No.14116366]

>>14114095
So normie

[Anonymous No.14116369]

>Market is closed for the day
Time to start shilling my NAKD bags so I can sell a pump :^)

[Anonymous No.14116471]

>>14115985
>Bikram
He literally said the only problem he had with Hitler was that he didn't complete his work. Then he built an empire bilking hippies and boomer womens. He's kind of my hero.

[Anonymous No.14116481]

>>14116179
My dreams are always pretty vivid and movie-like, if that makes sense. I used to practice lucid dreaming and actually got it to work pretty regularly, but I stopped because it amounts to having an involuntary six hour acid trip instead of actually resting and that gets exhausting. I pretty frequently have a powerful, pervasive impression that there's some critical piece of information or something that I'm missing but which informs everyone else's motivations and actions. Monday's was horrific, I was back in college and a military officer of some kind made me look at photos of my mom having a miscarriage; she was nude and squatting in a gutter with these twin macrocephalic corpses. It was truly foul, there were all these glossy early-90s looking photos with their blown out colors and red pupils, and they seemed to fill my vision and squirm around in his hands. Doesn't compare to the time I unironically think I saw what was in Kenneth Grant's mauve zone a few years ago though, I still remember every second of that dream and think of it all the time.
Guenon is rad btw, ever read King of the World?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14116522]

>>14116481
I should start questioning reality again. Those 6 hour acid trips are awesome.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14116599]

>>14116481
I only dream in 3rd person view, is this normal?

[Anonymous No.14116615]

>>14116481
>King of the World

looks interesting
I've only read the most accessible and pedestrian Guenon translations
I feel like certain writings are more applicable to understanding society, and other works are just for practitioners of whatever esoteric traditions

I don't dream much, and I've only done the thing where I realize it's a dream and grab control a few times. I never get 6 hours out of it, only a few minutes of flying and jumping

[Anonymous No.14116705]

divfren here, i've decided to put $100 per month into XRP as a growth play to complement my mutual funds and divvy portfolio.

rate my stupidity from 1 to over 9000 with over 9000 bringing me to tripfriend levels of stupidity

[Anonymous No.14116741]

>>14115223
>no US etf has been negative for awhile
Anon I....

[Anonymous No.14116746]

Did I post in this thread

[Anonymous No.14116765]

>>14112247
Because most drugs are a hard sell when chronic diseases require simple changes to lifestyle to avoid having to take the medication. Not to mention most treatable diseases these days are not entirely life threatening.

[Anonymous No.14116784]

Mind-boggling how many anons post here without reading the OP

[Anonymous No.14116786]

>>14116705
why XRP haha?

100/month isn't that much. I don't understand why you wouldn't do something like 50% BTC, 25% ETH and LTC. or maybe 60/20/20/20 BTC/ETH/LTC/XRP

I assume you already hold some precious metals?

If not, you can buy physical or check out ETNs like GLDI, SLVO, and USOI that write covcalls on commods so you get a div AND you hedge equity exposure with commodities. obvs USOI will track more to equities so GLDI and SLVO are the real hedge

[Anonymous No.14116861]

why have these threads turned into such shitposting bullshit? I hardly bother coming here lately. 290 posts in and basically nothing of value

[Anonymous No.14116865]

>>14116786
maybe i'll spread it out over BTC, ETH etc. but I can actually see and understand why XRP exists, the other's I can't. I just invest in what I understand.

No metals. I'd rather invest in companies that will harvest asteroids or find and extract rare earth elements than hold actual precious metals.

[Anonymous No.14116869]

I'm glad $VRUS traded 17 million shares sideways today, up slightly.

The more we get these levels cemented in with healthy share shuffles the stronger the levels of support will be.

Where the $VRUS bois at?

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14116878]

>>14116599
Easier to stick to Tequila

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14116906]

>>14116861
Once a week there will be some decent discussion. I'm not sure what you expected though - it's summer on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.14116955]

>Bought jcp at 0.89 60 shares.
> today it's at 1.08.

[Anonymous No.14116957]

no movement boring day so youtube it is :)

wof wof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjogVhcOG5A

meow meow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD4X89rBCig

daily asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4Qq2fCzCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4Qq2fCzCE

daily berserk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JvU5w6WX78

daily d3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO_Ac-9sQtA

[Anonymous No.14116958]

>>14112264
IIPR

[Anonymous No.14116977]

no movement boring day so youtube it is :)

wof wof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjogVhcOG5A

meow meow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD4X89rBCig

daily asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4Qq2fCzCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XKkBv68pR8

daily berserk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JvU5w6WX78

daily d3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO_Ac-9sQtA

[Anonymous No.14117009]

>>14116958

[Anonymous No.14117080]

>>14116906
I just expected better I guess. I've seen a steady decline in these threads and now it's like half shitposting, a quarter fucking discord tripfags, and the other quarter is people larping

[Anonymous No.14117163]

>>14117080
Don't forget shilling garbage! I mean some of it is still pretty entertaining. I don't really come here to learn (though sometimes I do!) or anything, just to socialize, share ideas, and enjoy myself. Like all of 4chan there's a lot of bullshit to was through to get to anything of value.

[Anonymous No.14117173]

>>14117009
not bad. they were on my divvy watch list for a REIT. their FFO look pretty solid too

[Anonymous No.14117212]

>>14117080
who's larping?

[Anonymous No.14117230]

>>14117080
kys brainlet

[Anonymous No.14117233]

>>14117080
you gonna post a stock pick or something? otherwise youre just one of those faggots that tells their co-workers to 'stop chatting'

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14117321]

>>14116861
These threads were always shit, anon. Heaven hath no mercy for faggots.

Also snib snab obbshun sellors win again xDD (,-,)

[Anonymous No.14117369]

Does writing puts have infinite loss potential?

[Anonymous No.14117466]

Just bought 10,000 shares of ATHR.CN
Disruptive catalytic converter technology that doesn’t use Platinum, and is more effective than platinum based converters. They just started marketing it should moon in a month. I found it using morningstar.

[Anonymous No.14117593]

>>14117369
no, since stock can't go below zero.

[Anonymous No.14117642]

I don't get it. Why can't there be a guaranteed yes or no on whether to keep FB on a 30-year horizon?

[Anonymous No.14117771]

>>14117233
I don't want to play anything short term until I figure out just what the fuck the fed is doing, nothing makes sense right now

[Anonymous No.14117790]

>>14117369
no writing puts is pretty straightforward, the worst possible thing that can happen is you're assigned and you end up owning shares. you can figure out what the implications of that is

[Anonymous No.14117856]

>>14116786
Yuru camp has such cute winter outfits. Scarves are somewhat rare to see in my part of Canada. Most people use a fleece muffler (pic related) instead as there is no need to tie it or deal with loose ends flapping around.

[Anonymous No.14118029]

>>14117642
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partial_differential_equation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_theory
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stochastic_process

[Anonymous No.14118069]

So... you're supposed to sell puts on companies you like, so if they end up surging and you're assigned, you end up owning a company you like?

>>14112115
based. ridley a qt
good job disney!

[Anonymous No.14118112]

>>14118069
>so if they end up surging
you are assigned if the price goes below the strike price

[Anonymous No.14118146]

>>14116786
Ugh, I just lost all of my ETH except 1, and half my BTC by having relatively conservative limit sells that were triggered today.

Making money should feel good...

>>14118112
Whooops! I'm a dumb.

[Anonymous No.14118239]

>>14118069
>So... you're supposed to sell puts on companies you like, so if they end up surging and you're assigned, you end up owning a company you like?

I think that's a sensible strategy. On the one hand if, the put expires above the strike price (or just isn't exercises), you still profited from the premium of the put. You are potentially sacrificing higher gains if you could have made more by just buying shares outright, but you still made what you had decided was an acceptable profit. On the other hand, if the put expires below the strike price, you can get assigned the shares. This is equivalent to purchasing the shares at a cost basis of your strike price minus thr premium, so you're effectively buying the shares at a discount to what you would have paid if you had bought them instead of selling the put. If you like the company's stock, assuming the price hasn't tanked too far since you sold the put, it can be a good deal for you.

[Boardroom Jimmy !!nANmFrc95Pl No.14118320]

THE SCC CAN KISS MY BALL BAG.

[Anonymous No.14118358]

>>14112558
How can you own 100 shares of both sbuc and o and only have an account balance of 8k?

[Anonymous No.14118386]

>>14118358
margin?

[Anonymous No.14118411]

new when

[Anonymous No.14118426]

>>14118411
THIS THREAD FOREVER
NEW THREAD NEVER