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14104864 No.14104864 [Reply] [Original]

>banker convinced people in a shit town in florida to buy coca cola stocks at 20 dollars a pop and then everyone in the town became millionaries

why the FUCK didn't I get some lucky fucking lottery investment. WHY THE FUCK didn't I buy bitcoin at like 1 dollar. the fuck didn't I become god damn rich without trying hard and just get super fucking lucky and basically win a million dollars

WHY WHY WHY

>> No.14104890

You keep missing the lottery investments. Like the guys who made Minecraft and Flappy Bird, or people who understand you have to work in industries with money to get money, or people who understand how to filter ICOs based on future perceived hype.

So it's not luck, you just suck.

>> No.14104907

Buy link

>> No.14104909

>>14104890
I dont wanna read books for 20 years I just wanna get fucking lucky

>> No.14104912

>>14104864
>price is like $50 now
how the fuck does a 2.5x make a bunch of broke florida people millionaires

>> No.14104916

>>14104912
https://www.joshuakennon.com/how-quincy-florida-became-a-town-of-secret-coca-cola-millionaires/

>> No.14104939

>>14104909
>I dont wanna read books for 20 years I just wanna get fucking lucky
Thank you for being on the losing side of my trades. Don't kill yourself too badly wagecucking!

>> No.14104941

>>14104912
>what are splits
holy fuck stick to your shill threads

>> No.14104970

>>14104912
Without knowing Coke's price history, your 2.5x probably doesn't account for splits and dividend payouts.

>> No.14104977

>>14104916
those comments
>jon • 4 years ago
>The equivalent today is bitcoin, everyone should own at least $100 worth.