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Dude just wage slave for like 50 years lmao

>> No.14104278

>>14104271
Never!

>> No.14104284

>>14104271
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>> No.14104311

>>14104271
>tfw there are people out there that unironically think this is an option.

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>>14104271
fuck

>> No.14104330

>>14104271
Investing 50% of your income will earn you retirement in like 13 years bro

>> No.14104333

>>14104271
Automation will take most people's jobs before that.

>> No.14104392

>>14104330
If you can afford to invest 50% of your income then you’re not wage slaving

>> No.14104451

>>14104392
I invest $1.5k a month, I earn $3k a month, it feels like wage slavery to me

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14104473

>tfw 24 and retired

>> No.14104618

>>14104451
Unless you come from a wealthy family, you will have to wagecuck in order to gain the capital required to invest and let the money do the work for you.

>> No.14104635

>>14104618
I've been doing this for 4 years now

1.5x12x4+growth and dividends means I'm sitting at $100k

>> No.14104641

> 6.8k / mo take home after taxes and 401(k)
> ~1.5k / mo 401(k)
> ~1.5k / mo ESPP
> 2k / mo VTSAX
> ~2.5k / mo mortgage/HOA/insurance/property tax
> ~500 / mo food/clothes/etc

Am I ever going to /make it/?
I hate my job and it's making me bitter and jaded about life

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>>14104473
Bet that sucks. Nothing to do all day? I’d go crazy... haha

>> No.14104786

>>14104473
>24 and chronically masterbaiting in my mom's basement with my allowance ALL IN on link
Imagine being this gay

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14104800

>Just wageslave for 50 years

>> No.14104814

>>14104665
Fresco was the best of the forced memes

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>>14104271
Gotta get that second major/masters/PhD/unpaid internship out of the way.

Then, heck, by the time you're retirement age people will be living longer than ever and Social Security will have been looted. So 25 to 75 is actually pretty accurate.

>> No.14104952

>can't do a basic formula in excel
>thinks social security will actually exist past 2027
>thinks pensions are actually going to be paid out in full
>happy that shekelstein gives them a week of vacation per year

the confused state of your average boomer right here

>> No.14105010

>>14104952
So basically dude just wageslave for life? Fuck me

>> No.14105019
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14105019

>dude just

>> No.14105037

This is why I am on crypto and shitcoins...

>> No.14105042

>>14105010
Yeah that's about it. For that reason you have to improvise adapt and overcome.

>> No.14105074
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14105074

Oh Wagecuck
Oh Wagecuck
Woe to the slave of the paystub

Oh Wagecuck
Oh Wagecuck
You toil and spoil
Fucking Wagecuck

Jewish play money
Jewish Time sink
You come home empty, tired, barely able to blink
Consume your meals and piss in the sink

Oh Wagecuck
Oh Wagecuck
No talking
No Smiling
Goldberg's Wealth is Piling
Your day is gone
What a fucking Wagecuck

>> No.14105121

>>14105074
>piss in the sink
Sorry, some of us actually have to pay our water bills.

>> No.14105154

>>14105121
That’s why you piss in the sink, anon

>> No.14105164

>>14105121
I piss in the sink because it's closer and more comfortable

>> No.14105220

>>14105164
also less messy since the sink is pretty much at dick level. so no splash. only downside is you have to clean it more than usual or it will start to smell of urine pretty bad.

>> No.14105232

>>14105154
That's what I meant, the NEET's poem seemed like it was insulting that water conservation measure.

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>>14105074

>> No.14105466

>>14104618
come from poor as shit family, worked 0 days in my life, have over 100k$ in crypto and 200k in cash