Waging, but for the Mentally Handicapped

[Anonymous No.14103671]

I got fired at a job I only worked for 6 months, should I even bother listing it on my resume?
I'm desperate for a job a retard could do (i.e me) and am trying to get back into security after moving states.
Can I get by with omitting work history? Anyone have any personal experiences?

How am I supposed to accumulate crypto with no wagecuckery?

[Anonymous No.14103734]

>>14103671

[Anonymous No.14103740]

>>14103671
Lyin‘ and Denyin‘ the only ways to get good jobs without nepotism. Shitpost your way into the director‘s position.

[Anonymous No.14103752]

>>14103671
Kek
How did you get fired from a security job

[Anonymous No.14103798]

>>14103740
Understood anon, I'll just omit the job I got fired from because it was only 6 months anyway, and not important.
>>14103752
I went from one security job (1 year of experience) to another (the one I got fired from) because it was better pay. The night times eventually got to me and I just couldn't handle it anymore. Stopped taking my meds and stopped showing up.

[Anonymous No.14104018]

>>14103798
based

[Anonymous No.14104129]

>>14103671
a resume is just a marketing device. stop thinking about it in terms like 'it is supposed to be like this' or 'do i have to add this'. it's up to you to craft if however you want anon.

[Anonymous No.14104242]

>>14104129
Thanks anon really appreciate it, posting from phone

[Anonymous No.14104307]

>>14103671
If you're doing security you should list it since they'll ask about a gap in your employment, but they're not going to call up other places to see if you were good. They'll probably call your references 2 months after they hire you and by then it won't matter.

[Anonymous No.14104826]

>>14104307
but then they'll ask why I got fired and it'll look bad
I can just say I was taking off from work to study or something or help with the family business