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14103179 No.14103179 [Reply] [Original]

How come no one told me you can't cash out of this shit? Just try it, you bank denies the transaction. You can't get out of this shit at all, all my money is gone. I have all these bitcoins and they are meaningless.

>> No.14103190

>>14103179
>trying to convert back to FIAT
never going to make it

>> No.14103230
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>>14103179
> he didn't know
OHNONONONONONONO
Please don't tell me you unironically put real money into crypto

>> No.14103246

>>14103230
How come no one told me this shit! It should have been obvivous a bank wouldnt take magic internet money. Dont spend any more money on this if its not too late for you.

>> No.14103268

>>14103179
What bank do you have?

>> No.14103295

>>14103268
He uses wirex

>> No.14103302

>>14103246
Wait, how did you try cashing out Did you just bring your fucking crypto to a bank and try to exchange it for money?

>> No.14103304

>>14103246
you should have known this earlier. Can you cash out your xbox coins or your apple music credit?? or your amazon balance? same thing

>> No.14103314

>>14103304
What kind of future money is this where you cant even cash it back out?

>> No.14103338

>>14103179
This is unironically the worst fud. Transfer funds to Kraken and withdraw fiat, easy.

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>>14103179

>> No.14103357

>>14103314
you used to could buy games with it on steam but they removed it when they found out it had no value.

>> No.14103418

>>14103357
Cant even buy free games I could pirate with this fake money.

>> No.14103443

crypto might be the future but FIAT will always be your god.

>> No.14103466
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>cashing out to be spending your (((money)))

weew... we got a new one here!

>> No.14103471

excuse me can u not withdraw cash on coinbase?

>> No.14103494

>>14103471
You can. But Coinbase probably isn't the best site for it.

>> No.14103506

>trolling

>> No.14103509

>>14103471
do u have a withdrawal loicence m8

>> No.14103518

lol, everyone knows you can't cash out.
crypto is meant to be held until it's the de facto currency

>> No.14103526

CashApp is supposedly working on accepting bitcoin....I use them for buying bitcoin and have been very happy, I'll suck their dick if they enable withdraws to fiat

>> No.14103762

>>14103466
sauce for pic sir?

-pajeet

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>>14103179
>How come no one told me you can't cash out of this shit?

Dude, there's literally memes about this. It's always been known that you can't cash out. It's either your bank that will fuck you with any excuse they can or if you can somehow convince your bank the taxman will assume you're a terrorist or something and take all your money. Once you're in this you're literally IN dawg, there's no such thing as cashing out.

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>> No.14104322

>>14103471
No, you cant just try it

>> No.14104357

bro just buy gold or silver bullion and cash out at a coin shop or private mint. You can actually get some pretty fucking sweet deals and save on (((premiums))) if you buy with bitcoin.
Does this actually count as money laundering?

>> No.14104429
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14104429

There are several ways to withdraw, but they’re all considered “investments”. In my experience, drugs are a great “investment”.

(I’m kidding mods pls no ban)

>> No.14104462

Don't you just exchange your crypto for fiat on a fiat compatible exchange then transfer the fiat to your bank account? Obviously you don't just bring your fucking crypto shit to a bank like a retard. They obviously aren't going to take it.

>> No.14104474

Remember this happen to my brother last year, he wanted to cash out his tether from the 2017 bull run and he bought BTC but then the bank explained to him that its not possible, he looked totally silly and the superviser lady tried so hard to not laugh at him but yeah anyway I thought at this point everybody knew you cannot cash out crypto (?)

>> No.14104475

>>14103357
you can easily buy steam cards on bitrefill though

>> No.14104521
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>>14104462
Yes, OP probably has his crypto in either a hardware wallet or standalone wallet on pc.

>>14103179
OP, register yourself on an exchange that has a wallet and fiat balance system built in.
Transfer your crypto and sell it there.
The bank cannot deny a transaction since you are getting paid by the exchange in fiat like any other transaction.

OP did you really try to cash crypto through a bank? The archenemy of crypto?

>> No.14104971

>>14103179
Op is an idiot

>> No.14104997

I have no intention of ever cashing out. I treat crypto as a video game in which I try to get the highest score possible.

>> No.14104998

>>14103338
>>14103471
>>14104462
>>14104521
>>14104971
I have some bad news for you buddy.

You LITERALLY can't fucking cash out. Seriously, try it. You wasted all your money on internet bucks. There is no way to convert it back to fiat. All those "exchanges" that claim to deposit your money into your bank? Those are scams, the deposit never goes through. All those people saying it isn't a scam? They're shills for the scam "exchanges."

Anyone who tries to refute this post is a scammer shilling for scammy exchanges.

>> No.14105058

>>14104998
I never had a problem.

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>>14105058
>responding to stale pasta

>> No.14105108

>>14105058
yeah i've cashed out money through coinbase before, but only through paypal and that was 2 years ago.. who knows if we can actually still get out?

>> No.14105139

>>14103179
This FUD is so stupid and old. Don't know if it is a troll where you are actually this stupid, or you think you are smart enough to convince other stupid people who are more with this, or you think you're cool by repeating a joke meme. I cashed out mostly early 2018 and then re-entered early this year.

>> No.14105156

>>14105108
You can and if you cant then just transfer your crypto to some other exchange.
There are a lot of scam exchanges so be warned.
Don't use coinbase.

>> No.14105217
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nononnoonno I ACTUALLY CANNOT CASH OUT! My bank is blocking deposits into my debit account from all crypto exchanges. WTF why did biz say it's just a meme??

>> No.14105409

>>14104998
I know, no one understands, just try it yourself!

>> No.14105470

>>14103466
#12 is literally the perfect female form. Bet I could still break her though :)

>> No.14105507

>>14104997
based af

>> No.14105516

just tried to cash out and my bank blocked it but it's ok I'm in it for the tech

>> No.14105583

>>14105217
look schlomo simply buy gold with crypto and sell gold hey ho

>> No.14105680

>>14105139
hahaha, let me ask you a question, HAVE YOU TRIED to cash out? at least ONE fucking time? If you haven't go and see for yourself. There's plenty of people on the internet already realizing it, that it's all a sham, and this shit is going to explode at any time. Consider all your investment a loss and just start investing in REAL things instead of "muh digital assets".
Don't say I didn't warn you.

>> No.14105699

>>14105058
yea, I've cashed out once or twice on CB. no prob. what gives? if your bank says no, just say "ok. I'd like to close my account" and go find a bank that does.

>> No.14105705

>>14103179
Her tits are so perfect, bros. How do I cope with never cumming insider her?

>> No.14105719

>>14105705
just nut on the screen and smear it around anon, that's the closest any of us will ever get, sadly.

>> No.14105872

Honest question, how many of you biztards have an exit plan?

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>>14104429
Bitch, I dare you to try and pass that by me again

>> No.14105916

>>14105705
You can at least jerk your little winky off to her.
Anri Okita

>> No.14105959

>>14105705
Go out onto the street and rape the hottest woman you can find. Do this enough until you feel satisfied.

>> No.14105961

>>14103494
how come?

>> No.14105985

>>14103179
Everyone stop replying to these data mining threads.

>> No.14106107

>>14103179
Have sex

>> No.14106174

>>14104357
I hope not, kek. I havent bought any of my boomer metal with btc, but I do know that it's pretty much the second best/cost effective way to save on premiums (aside from wire transfers on massive amounts).
If you got audited and didnt have the gold/silver anymore, The Man might view it as laundering or tax evasion.

>> No.14106208

>>14105916
one of the best

>> No.14106233

>>14105156
Kraken?