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>Be me
>Immigration officer at a big west coast airport on 18th June
>Crowded and uncomfortable
>A middle-aged man with rhinophyma is standing in front of me, looking noticeably rushed
>As his passport fails to scan for the second time because I hid a post-it on the scanner I gesture for him to explain who he is
>A hush descends upon the arrivals hall
>He appears simultaneously furious and ashamed
>My smile widens, my erection becomes visible
>My body language grows bolder as I say to him, slowly
>"Your name?"
>The men in the the arrivals hall, even the young boys, all smile and lick their lips in anticipation of my conquest
>He shudders, disgusted by what is taking place, there is no way for him now to recover that dignity that he once cherished
>He begins to speak, his homosexual friends looking on solemnly, knowing the defeat and shame he will feel
>He croaks at first, voice breaking like a teen
>He tries again, "Craig Steven Wright"
>I smile wider, my erection almost bursting through my trousers, lifting the desk in front of me, and him unable to take his eyes of my widening girth, I say
>"Who?"

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>> No.14095206

>someone took the time to write this and thought it was funny

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>>14095164
Best post in months. Well played anon. Added to my pasta folder.

>> No.14095236

>>14095164
based and redpilled
>>14095206
cringe and scampilled

>> No.14095249

lol

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>> No.14095259

>>14095164
incredibly based
>>14095206
i smell curry poop from here

>> No.14095261

Rent free, 24/7

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>>14095164
earned (you) OP

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>>14095164
Top kek, well done OP

>> No.14095746

>>14095164
ABSOLUTELY BASED

>>14095261
>>14095206
cringe

>> No.14095863

>>14095261
clearly not free since you've been paid to post here 24/7
the funny part is that the number of craig threads peaks at Mumbai prime time