High Limit Slots

[Anonymous No.14090421]

Watched a bunch of youtube videos of people hitting big on HL slots. This one dude JFK Slot Hits seemed to have really consistent wins. I think I can boil down what his system is without you guys paying for his shit. Watching enough videos I think I get what the strategy is.

Question to you guys though... anyone here have consistent wins at the casino on slots? High limit ones specifically.

[Anonymous No.14090432]

he is winning cause he is sponsored
makes degenerate gamblers like you think you have a chance

[Anonymous No.14090441]

>>14090421
NEVER. DO. SLOTS.

Out of all casino games, slots are the most crooked.

Jesus christ, biz.

[Anonymous No.14090492]

>>14090421
>how do I beat a machine specifically programmed to scam and skim me ?
>>14090441
>slots are the most crooked
well, most consistent at least. But yeah, slots not a long-term viable earner, nor even a short-term one

[Anonymous No.14090494]

Dude’s system...
> 1 hour max sessions
> Divide total budget by # of sessions
> Per session $100-$300
> High limit slots only
> Single pay line, 3 wheel slots
> $5, $10, $25 denominations
> 2 credit max slots... play max
> Cash out slip on 2x or 3x value
> Resume play by putting cash in
> Don’t play with cash out slips
> If you lose 33-50% budget, stop play or move to another machine
> Only play with budgeted amount
> Don’t cash pay slips till end of trip

Check out vids yourself. I’m skeptical, but I think I’m gonna try this at a casino soon.

[Anonymous No.14090506]

>>14090432
What do you mean sponsored?

Easy with degenerate talk. This /Biz... we’re all degenerate crypto gamblers here.

[Anonymous No.14090515]

>>14090432
Ding Ding Ding we have a winner. I assumed everyone on /biz/ was a retard, but at least (you) proved me wrong.

[Anonymous No.14090527]

>>14090515
Go back to plebbit homo

[Anonymous No.14090552]

I understand it is pure coincidence but I’ve never lost on slots. First time ever I made $20 off $40, then I made $100 on $150, and finally last month in Vegas I dumped $200 into slots and walked away with $900 making a $700 profit.

No skill or “method” though, probably just dumb luck.

[Anonymous No.14090563]

>>14090552
No money management strategy or anything? What were you playing?

[Anonymous No.14090626]

>>14090492
Are you a casino gambler?

[Anonymous No.14090641]

>>14090563
I was playing what “felt right” at the time honestly. The only real strategy I had for money management was if I put $40 or more in, I would pull out if I lost down to $20.

Other than that, legit just “feeling” was how I based what machines I would play, how long, or if I would go back to them later.

I also cashed my voucher after every single win that was more than $1, not sure if it’s just some latent form of autism, but I figure it’s more likely to hit thinking I’m a fresh player if I put cash in and not the voucher.

[Anonymous No.14090655]

>>14090421
I profit when I know the game, go up do maxbid, maybe $20-100 on each machine just rotating through a cluster of same machiens til I hit the stupid super multiplier end game mode where I get a bonus prize and walk away after I hit it. Only did it on vacation visiting vegas and buffalo.

[Anonymous No.14090672]

>>14090421

The best strategy for slots is simple: never play them. If you do, expect to lose lots of money.

[Anonymous No.14090681]

>>14090494
There's vids of people just like him that make their money pretty much from youtube monitization, so make sure you look presentable and film everything with pro editing

[Anonymous No.14090694]

>>14090506
it means him and the company that hosts the slots have a deal
his account is flagged for higher win rate so he can make youtube videos showing all the money he's made
then you see those free advertising videos and go oh wow I can win money too
so you go to the site and start gambling all your money away

[Anonymous No.14090710]

>>14090641
I think there is something to the voucher thing cause thats basically what the guy I was watching did

[Anonymous No.14090722]

>>14090655
Lucky dubs confirm

[Anonymous No.14090735]

>>14090681
Thats cool if he’s making youtube bux but how does that explains a ton of videos of him hitting handpays

[Anonymous No.14090745]

>>14090694
He was at all different casinos though and he didn’t really plug one specific one

[Anonymous No.14091583]

>>14090421
You need to take your post to r/degenerategamblingfaggot

[Anonymous No.14091691]

>>14090552
>100 on 150
Thats a loss tho

[Anonymous No.14091724]

>>14090735
Advertising dude, they let him win and he makes a vid of it and plebs flood in to use his system. He is getting paid outside of youtube vids

[Anonymous No.14091750]

>>14090494
I used to program these for a living. You are a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.14091786]

>>14091750
What was it like? Is it programmed to have 100% probability for machines to profit over the average amount of plays? What else do you know about casinos? I think card shufflers might be rigged too for the "individual" that seems to be playing for the house at some places but idk

[Anonymous No.14091878]

>>14091750
Care to elaborate?

[Anonymous No.14091912]

>>14091878
you're retarded. does that help?

[Anonymous No.14091930]

>>14091878
Go look up CSGO gambling and don't send any money to an online casino. I can't believe this needs to be said

[Anonymous No.14091954]

>>14091786
>>14091878
Machines are set to be truly random with a weighting function tipping the odds to the house's favor for whatever the max is for the state. Each machine/group also has a weighting function to make them more likely to win but always less than 50%

I promise you, there is no system for slots. If there was, I'd publish it and make bank since I was a consultant and didn't sign an NDA

[Anonymous No.14091994]

>>14091954
What about card shufflers though and the decks they have under there? Have you heard any stories, or know of any other consultants in that sphere?

I love holdem but I swear the few times I've gone I get robbed. Granted Im also drunk when playing heh, but just wondering if its best to just play with bros and manual shuffling

[Anonymous No.14091999]

>>14091912
Kek

[Anonymous No.14092012]

>>14091994
>What about card shufflers though and the decks they have under there? Have you heard any stories, or know of any other consultants in that sphere?


no, but honest to god, for the life of me, I have no idea why anyone would put money into a casino in any form for any other reason than to burn their fucking money for the hope of hitting a jackpot or some shit

It truly is mystifying

[Anonymous No.14092013]

>>14090681
is that an alpaca?

[Anonymous No.14092016]

>>14091954
Namely blackjack though. Why dealer always get one more than me or push when I finally have a strong hand of at least 20 JUST

[Anonymous No.14092030]

>>14092016
If there is one thing I've learned in life, it's not try to explain the why to gamblers. Even though you are mathematically right, they will just reeeeee out and not believe you....and keep losing their fucking money

[Anonymous No.14092044]

>>14092012
I think the idea is they get addicted to winning, and don't care as much about the actual net loss.

[Anonymous No.14092061]

>>14090494
This thread is obvious shilling.

[Anonymous No.14092102]

Thats kinda smart. Get 3 $50 bills

Play until $0 on all the bills on 3 different machines that you like, dont play with the cashout paper thing. If you lose it all, owell u gambled and had some mild entertainment. If you win you win some money and had some entertainment. The key is to not invest anyhing substantial like over $150

[Anonymous No.14092318]

>>14092030
I go like twice a year to the casino tho

[Anonymous No.14092481]

OP
Youll never know.
Suck it

[Anonymous No.14092759]

They are employed by the mob they raise the ya out percentages on the slots they play to bait you into spending ur savings on some flashing lights and sounds. Just buy bitcoin

[Anonymous No.14092759,4]

>>14090421
>tfw you have to take a shit and come back to find the thread you were on was deleted