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[Anonymous No.14075708]

What car will get me the most pussy?

A 2019:

Camaro
Mustang
Challenger

[Anonymous No.14075714]

honda civic, unironically

[Anonymous No.14075733]

>>14075714
I came here to post this

[Anonymous No.14075738]

>>14075708
you really think women can tell the difference between any of those?

[Anonymous No.14075741]

>>14075714
Explain

[Anonymous No.14075747]

fiat 500

[Anonymous No.14075815]

>>14075741
because it literally doesn't matter as long as it's not dirty, they can't tell the difference and don't care

[Anonymous No.14075851]

>>14075708
You are doing this for the wrong reasons. Buy a prius.

[Anonymous No.14075859]

>>14075708
Guess who is the most attracted to really nice cars?

Dudes.

Every time you go somewhere you're going to have dudes trying to talk to you about it or take pictures of it.

[Anonymous No.14075904]

>>14075708
F150

[Anonymous No.14075908]

The Challenger probably looks the best but get a friendly autobot colour so you don't look like a rapist

[Anonymous No.14075917]

>>14075859
and guess who is most attracted to guys with status? FUCKING THOTS

[Anonymous No.14075925]

>>14075708
A car?
No way
Pic related is what gets pussy REALLY wet.

[Anonymous No.14075976]

>>14075741
You'll have more money after buying to fuck pros

[Anonymous No.14075983]

>>14075815

I drive a civic, girls have asked me "why don't you get something nice and sporty like that" and pointed at a Camaro.

[Anonymous No.14076096]

/biz/ approved bizmobile.

[Anonymous No.14076131]

Mazda Miata NA. Girls don't like muscle cars unless they are whores

[Anonymous No.14076148]

>>14076131

>Girls don't like muscle cars unless they are whores

Truth.

But there is also that little thing about the Miata where you get responses like "Oh, cool, my grandmas has one of those" or "My hairdresser has one" or "Bro, you do realize we are looking at the engine bay of a fucking miata."

Also, stock, they are slow as shit and the body roll is horrendous. Though the pop lights almost make up for all of it.

[Anonymous No.14076177]

>>14076131
>Girls don't like muscle cars
Came here to post this, the only attention you'll consistently get is from actual Boomers. Miata is a solid choice but I ended up going with a MR2 AW11 for a small fuckaround car. Chicks dig the small body and the 80s vibe.

[Anonymous No.14076193]

>>14075738
>>14075815

i got a Honda civic 2012 where you can put a wallpaper on the dashboard screen so i put a Lamborghini logo as a joke and lots of girl actually believe they where in one
it was pathetic

[Anonymous No.14076194]

>>14075708

How was boot camp OP? You thinking of reenlisting?

[Anonymous No.14076270]

>>14075708
none of the above

buy a 5000$ used civic and use the other 10-30k to 10x bitcoin long right now and buy a lambo if you win

[Anonymous No.14076437]

OP here

I’m going with a V8 5.7L challenger

Mustang GT is too much to lease and the eco boost is filled with numales coping so hard trying to make it seem cool. Challenger has the vroom vroom and distinguished look

[Anonymous No.14076447]

>>14076437
be sure its a 5 speed or you're an absolute cuck

[Anonymous No.14076465]

>>14076194
+1

Good humor. I had an E5 with a 20% interest rate on a new Silverado. Seen it too many times.

[Anonymous No.14076544]

>>14076437
or a charger so you have back doors for when your girl farts out a couple of kids
its got the same engine as the challenger

[Anonymous No.14076599]

>>14075708
>Camaro
More dick than pussy
>Mustang
Less pussy than dick
>Challenger
Assault car

[Anonymous No.14076995]

>>14075708
BMW 7 Series convertible

[Anonymous No.14077105]

>>14076447
It’s automatic

[Anonymous No.14077114]

>>14075714
Literally this

[Anonymous No.14077137]

>>14075708
ITT
>SHIT GM Cars

720S will get you fucked, you broke cuck.

[Anonymous No.14077142]

vetts are pussy magnetts, idk why they just are

[Anonymous No.14077152]

>>14076148
I still like them. I'm saving up for one right now. I drive a slow car right now so I don't really care if I'm slow so long as I can have fun.

>>14076177
Damn, MR2 is my grail right now but I feel like I can't find one in good condition. Jelly anon. I'm also a big fan of 80s celiacs.

[Anonymous No.14077207]

>>14076096
based

[Anonymous No.14077228]

Low key is best key

[best bobo No.14077453]

>>14075708

A Tesla

[Anonymous No.14077480]

Lambo.

[Anonymous No.14077525]

>>14075714
I slayed in mine. Now drive audi and I miss it so bad.

[Anonymous No.14077576]

[Anonymous No.14077604]

>You'll lose a lot of money chasing women
You'll never lose women chasing money

[Anonymous No.14077658]

>>14075708
Get a pic related, girls love BMW

[Anonymous No.14078083]

women like big american pick up trucks

[Anonymous No.14078097]

from experience

[Anonymous No.14078116]

>>14075708
The answer is "no car". Use that money to buy drugs and tell the bitches: "hey I go some MDMA you want some?" This will be the most effective pick up line.

[Anonymous No.14078151]

I drive a 2015 Kona Splice

[Anonymous No.14078171]

>>14075983
>Given suggestion by woman
>Ignore
Unironically going to make it.

[Anonymous No.14078181]

>>14076465

>20% interest on a car

Mother of God

[Anonymous No.14078249]

>>14075859
This.
Young boys will think you're cool with a fast car.
Get an SUV to pull pussy. Women project the concept of a family into it.

[Anonymous No.14078492]

>>14077105
enjoy having your gf getting fucked by other men