/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14073844]

2031

>Driving home from weekend lake house
>Wife Grace sees antique store on side of road
>"Omg Anon, can we please stop?"
>Fucking wife loves early 2000s crap
>"Sure"
>Pull in, fat neet owner in the window eating Ramen noodles
>Starts checking out my 10/10 wife
>Glare at him before realizing he's actually just checking out my Lambo SV roadster
>Start browsing wares
>Wife puts on MAGA hat and looks over; we both laugh our asses off
>Neets avoiding eye contact now, sweating profusely just moving around the shop
>Wife picks up a Kekistani Flag "What about this one?"
>"Well, the dog bed does need a new cover but we'll have to wash it first"
>Neet raging now
>Wife squeals grabbing a worn out waifu pillow. “Oh please Anon?"
>Neet holds breath
>"Ugh, put that disgusting thing down. We don't know where it's been"
>Finally finished and go to checkout, hand neet my American Express BlockCard(Powered by Bitcoin SV)
>"Sorry we don't support American Express blockchain"
>Neet points to bumper sticker on register that says "Support low merchant fees. Use lightning network"
>liberal faggot bullshit
>Hand him my MasterCard
>"Do you mind using lightning network? MasterCard takes 20% of the sale"
>"Well... MasterCard gives me 90% of merchant fees as BSV back..."
>Neet sighs and swipes my card, transaction instantly confirm via the 0conf Mastercard token(Powered by Bitcoin SV)
>Phone Notification - "Merchant fees ($5.98(0.0000001 BSV) - 90%) transferred to Savings Account. Thanks for using the MasterCard Blockchain"
>Tell wife she needs to shower as soon as we're home after touching all this filthy crap
>Tell neet we need everything double bag and it in the trunk
>Get the hell out of there.

[Anonymous No.14073883]

>>14073844
That was the cringiest thing I've ever read.

[Anonymous No.14073916]

>>14073883
you should educate yourself, that shit's going to change everything. see thecaseforbsv.com

[Anonymous No.14073925]

>>14073916
No thanks. I'll leave the larp fantasyland to you.

[Anonymous No.14073945]

>>14073844
how can he be a NEET if he works at/ owns an antiques shop?

[Anonymous No.14073977]

The reason I do not take CSW seriously is because he unironically said Chainlink is a scam. The future of money will be a decentralised stable coin with the help of Chainlink.