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1407292 No.1407292 [Reply] [Original]

whats a good job for someone who doesnt want to use their brain but isnt particularly strong either? i'm not asking for the world but something a little bit better than peanuts.

>> No.1407347

Jobs for the mentally stupid and physically weak?

retail. cashier. fast food. call centers. 90% of primarily female positions

>> No.1407354

Knee pads

>> No.1407387

Customer service in a call center
waiter
painter
bus driver
truck driver

there's more.

>> No.1407418

ok now what about someone who doesnt want to wait on or talk to any customers?

>> No.1407429

Accounting or any white collar financial job if you know how to write shell or python scripts. Your first couple days are gonna suck, but when you figure out what the repetitive part of your job is, you automate it, keep your mouth shut and let your computer do the work while you get paid to sit there from 9-5 browsing 4chan.

>> No.1407434

>>1407418
anal prostitute.

>> No.1407441

>>1407292

work at mcdonalds, you dont need fucking biceps to flip burgers

>> No.1407479

>>1407418
>dont need brain
>dont need muscle
>dont interact with others

I'm pretty sure that narrows you down to test subject.

>> No.1408873

definitely finance, there is maths involved but nothing too hard if you're not incredibly lazy. Assuming your social skills aren't retard tier, you can make a fuck ton of money

>> No.1408946

I'd say sales. Use your social skills to make a very good living

>> No.1409618

You can actually make shit loads working for government...

You dont have to be smart, strong or skilled, but you do have to go on a lot of interviews and have a clean record.

Say you have a 4 year degree.

>> No.1409700

>>1407418

>Ignores the answers of my post that fit these requirements.

Dude just go fuck yourself.

>> No.1409712

>>1408873
Hahahaha real quick go run a CAPM on $MSFT and tell me if it's overvalued or undervalued using it's alpha since finance is "nothing too hard if you're not incredibly lazy" I'll wait.

>> No.1409936

>>1407292
security guard, do literally nothing 99% of the time. I would do it myself but they wont let you pack a gun until you turn 21

>> No.1409953

>>1407292
I'd love to use my brain but am only kind of strong and good at nigger work. How can I not hate my life?