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I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my dirty, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

>> No.14067131

i can smell you from here anon and you smell like money

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>>14067112

Imagine the smell.
Jesus christ you fat fuck should shower .
You'll be getting sick if you dont and you wont have anything from being a sick billionaire.
You will be richt yes , but not short term.
YOU gotta focus on stay healthy so you can invest long term wise to get anything out of compound interest + inflation.

>> No.14068641

>>14067112
Based. Redpilled.

>> No.14068671

>>14067112
Perfect carbonara pasta thank you for your service anon

>> No.14068934

>>14067112
I know you think this pasta is a good shill, but really it isn't

>> No.14068958

going for a math/cs degree soon imagine the smugness when smart contracts get included into the syllabus and everyone's using link to create their dapp for finals

>> No.14068983

>>14067112
gonna make it, anon

>> No.14068993

>>14067112
Stinky anon Im so jealous of your future wealth I feel like publicly flogging myself Ive been so much in denial.
Imagine stinky with that wealth TayTay will rub you down with a luffah, Rhianna will lick you clean and Rita Ora will attempt to stimulate your flacid penis if she can find it. What a life and only two more years stinky anon at most!

>> No.14069684

>>14067112
based. Link0EOY

>> No.14070114

LINK is one of my first investments. It was a long ride to here. Expecting 10x from LINK by EOY. My other too bags Fusion and Fantom. Very happy with both - easy 10x next 2-3 months.