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[Anonymous No.14065788]

Hey /biz, I am a bit drunk and need your advice.

I am a 30 year old divorced white male with one child (5 y/o). I got a vasectomy a few months after my child’s birth.

I am divorced and have an awesome travel job. I aim to make $155k this year, over 50k non taxable. I have been fucking women in foreign countries and my life is a non stop party.

Here’s the catch: when I’ve been home I’ve been fucking a 27 year old Latina who looks like pic related. Fatter waist and less ass plus fake tits, but identical face. She is H O T. She asked me to date her exclusively but I’m not into that. Plus, she wanted kids and I didn’t.

Here is the catch, I actually want a daughter and I really like this bitch. Here’s the second catch. She messaged me last month saying that a friend of hers has terminal cancer and is leaving her 1.2M. This is no larp. The Latina I’ve been smashing is about to inherit 1.2M.

Here’s my dilemma. This Latina wants my alpha white sperm so badly that that I would consider reversing the vasectomy and impregnating her (no marriage) for $400k USD, and then putting it all in XMR. My question /biz, is do I present her this offer. What are the potential pitfalls? I would gladly knock her up for $400k and with how obsessed this girl is about being 27 with no kids, I genuinely think she would accept.

What do you think about this situation, /biz? Do I offer my sperm for $400k USD to a close friend and coparent another child?

[Anonymous No.14065803]

>>14065788
Die in a fire you seedless piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.14065807]

>>14065788
She will just get chad to do it for free, you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.14065810]

>>14065788
>plus fake tits

[Anonymous No.14065814]

>>14065788
A thread about NUKE died for this you worthless bastard.

[Anonymous No.14065837]

>>14065788
Why don't you focus on your kid instead of traveling, pussy and crypto.

[Anonymous No.14065839]

>>14065788
> What are the pitfalls?

There’s no way in hell that contract will ever be enforced. She’ll tell you’ll to marry her or she will fuck you in court. She will have the most expensive attorney in town and you’ll be on the hook for child support for that kid for the next 18 years.

[Anonymous No.14065846]

>>14065837
She has custody and I’ve already dropped 40k fighting for split custody but she lives in a state where guys get the shit cucked out of them both in child support and parenting time.

[Anonymous No.14065851]

>>14065839
She would pay first, dipshit. Then I get the reversal and pound the baby into her ovaries

[Anonymous No.14065980]

>>14065788
Fuck off cancer boy. We know it's you.

[Anonymous No.14065992]

OP kys and delete this thread before it's used against you in the court of law

[Anonymous No.14066060]

The world is a sick place ladies and gents
>>14065788
untie your tubes, SELL THE BAG
honk

[Anonymous No.14066140]

>>14065788
she is lying to make you marry her....Friends don't give away 1.2m. Ask to visit her dying friend in hospital. lol

[Anonymous No.14066393]

>venting about bullshit

MODS!

[Anonymous No.14066485]

You were already going to whore yourself out and only want /biz/ to console you telling you that you are a strong woman so be done with it faggot.

[Anonymous No.14066587]

>>14065788
>subtly shilling a shitcoin via an obvious yet extensive larp
Ok then. This board is really fucking shit now.

[Anonymous No.14066630]

>>14065788
(((vasectomy)))

[Anonymous No.14066681]

>>14066140
Kind of agree with this. Why would a friend leave her 1.2 million? Is this an elderly friend? If that friend has any family, the relatives are going to come after her hard.

She's probably trying to lure you in into marriage.

[Anonymous No.14066716]

>>14065788
>Here’s the catch
>Here is the catch
>Here’s my dilemma
You shouldn't breed dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.14066737]

>>14065788
its a good plan, but you need to frame the 400K as a way to protect her new wealth and to reinvest it in ventures only you know about and have access to.

[Anonymous No.14066745]

>>14066737
ie "you're doing it for her"

but you have control of the keys obviously

[Anonymous No.14066754]

not going to lie this is pretty gay

[Anonymous No.14067027]

>>14065788
You sound like a weird fuck-up and you're desperately trying to pretend you're not a divorced boomer with a kid.

Grow up you fucking boomer, lmao

[Anonymous No.14067644]

>>14065788

ahahahaha do it op then post results