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>get a roommate off craigslist to save money
>women won’t because man
>every guy online seems to be a closeted homosexual and asks about sucking your dick at one point or another

>> No.14060784

>>14060758
kek

>> No.14060788

>>14060758
why dont you get your dick sucked? are you gay?

>> No.14060809

>>14060788
Homos like you should be executed.

>> No.14060813

>>14060758
>Sharing a living space with a random person
>......./Thread

>> No.14060817

>>14060758
>finding a roommate that will paying half the rent and is cool giving you a brojob
Why the h8 m8?

>> No.14060832

You could've not mention that you'd like your dick sucked instead of rent in the ad

>> No.14060884

getting your dick sucked by another man isn't gay. only an actual fag would think there is anything gay about that.

>> No.14060915

>>14060813
>He wouldn't manager that to his benefit
will never make it

>> No.14060928
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>>14060884
>>14060832
>>14060817

>> No.14060929

>>14060758
I just moved 1000 miles away to take a job, been here like 8 weeks, and one of my employees asked to move in with me, and his dog yesterday.
> oooof sorry man, I'm in a cramped studio and they don't take dogs :(
> Mfw in a gigantic 2BR
Sadly no doggo part was true

>> No.14060941

>>14060758
>>14060809

Its not homo if he does the sucking

>> No.14060944

>>14060758
turn the tables and suck HIS dick

>> No.14060967

>>14060941
>closeted faggot trying to cope with the fact he’s ashamed to admit he’s a faggot

Bro it’s pride month go catch aids and die you don’t gotta be ashamed! Just don’t harass straight dudes or ask to suck their dick! Preferably just die from the aids

>> No.14060990

>>14060928
>Waa waa! I don't want other adult men to have consensual private sexual relations with eachother! It makes me feel yucky!

>> No.14061086

>>14060990
>implying fags don't do it in public
>implying fags don't push their freak lifestyle on you
>implying fags have gentle lovemaking sessions with a lifetime companion instead of fisting each others asses while being whipped by a perfect stranger
>implying fags don't target children for grooming into new fags thereby perpetuating the cycle of abuse

You are a disease

>> No.14061088

>>14060809
>>14060928
>>14060967
>Can't imagine that some men might enjoy just having their dicc succt without wanting to marry a man
>Can't understand that not everyone thinks exactly like them
>Fragile enough to get angry when gay men proposition them, despite no one forcing them to do anything, want them banned from doing so instead
Jeez, you sound just like a woman
Maybe you might be gay..

>> No.14061106

>>14061086
No, you're thinking of the Jews, my friend
Jews push gayness as a lifestyle, regular gays don't have power to effect society in any real way

>> No.14061109

>>14061086
unfortunately this anon knows what’s up

Sent from my IPhone

>> No.14061179

>>14061106
>implying fags, the most gossipy of all men, don't engage in the same nepotism and ganster behavior as jews
>implying gay culture being fueled entirely by meth, coke, pills, and poppers isn't an powerful lobbying force preventing addressing those problems in society
>implying the gay mafia and the gay elite aren't real
>implying the gay community isn't heavily involved in trafficking young boys
>implying jews are the only problem

>> No.14061186

>>14060758
Reminds me of being on dating websites circa 08/09
>always get older guys scoping my profile
>they message claiming that they just want to be bros, be a mentor, etc...
>usually respond and say "sorry man, I'm not here for that" then block them
>almost always they get a message or 2 in before I can block
>faggot desperation kicks in
>"hey man! I was just trying to be friendly"
>"...but if you ever get tired of women, I'd sure like to suck you off."
This is why people view you as mentally fucked.

>> No.14061204

>>14061086
These fag sympathizers will just deny deny deny and play victim because it’s their fetish to push their lifestyle on straight dudes.

But if you call them out dude you’re just overreacting. This is why they deserve a bullet in their head, because of the disgusting manipulative conniving behavior

See>>14060990
It’s not about what fags do in the bedroom it’s when a fag propositions me with no reason to do so. I get it, it’s a numbers game and there are a surprising amount of closeted fags, but fact is need a bullet to the head.

>> No.14061212

>>14061186
This is the exact thing most men do to women. What you basically told is that you consider all men insane
>beta males being nice to women

>> No.14061231

>>14061212
It’s a biological thing for a man to want to make babies. If anything I simply have more sympathy for roasties, but it’s nature so it’s at least justifiable

>> No.14061254

>>14060884

I'm straight and sucked my friend's dick in highschool. Neither of us are gay. Both have fiances now. Faggots ITT are so uptight.

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>women are constantly sucking MEN'S DICKS
>MENS DICKS
>that's gay
>women are gay
>linking women is gay
why will /biz/ deny this

>> No.14061273

>>14061231
Glad you agree

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>>14061254
>sucked another mans dick
>bro I’m not gay I swear

>> No.14061306

>>14061273
I don’t agree with faggots doing it to other men.

>> No.14061327

>>14061254
ew

>> No.14061348

>>14061306
You agree that men are insane

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>>14061254

>> No.14061370

>>14061348
No, it’s not that. It’s a combination of poor upbringing, nature.

>> No.14061385

>>14060758
lol i remember this. women being absolutely 100% against male roommates. with 90% of guys being autistic incels, can't really blame them desu famalam.

>> No.14061408

>>14061370
All of them do the thing you describe. The ones better off just put more sophisticated guises over it.

>> No.14061420

>>14061212
My point is, they were predatory in nature by trying to mask their gay fuck 'n suck fantasy by acting like they wanted to mentor me or be like a dad. Because that's totally what every 19 year old thinks when they go on a dating site:
>well, if I strike out with the women, at least I can make some guy friends who are 40 years older than me
Get fucking real.
I never masked what my intentions were with the girls I talked to. It was never:
>hey Cindy, do you wanna make mac and cheese and skip rope on the sidewalk?
No. Listen. You're into me, I'm into you, let's go eat somewhere, fuck around at the mall, then go back to my place and see what that ass is about. (Paraphrasing in Chad)

>> No.14061431

>>14061408
Sorry you got sexually assaulted princess, daddys here to protect you now though

>> No.14061461

>>14061278

We were like 14-15 coming of age horny fucks with no access to girls. 29 year old boomer now. He was staying over and both got random puberty boners so I was like show me it and he whipped it out and asked me to suck and I was like meh ok, sucked it until I felt him about to nut then he nutted , went to the bathroom and we never spoke of it again.

Protip: You live in a fucking simulation where nothing matters.

>> No.14061477

>>14060967
LOL we got a closet case here folks

>> No.14061478

>>14061179
>Implying you don't just think a bunch of things that you read being implied some time on zerohedge are actually true and connect the dots even further in real life
#StayWoke

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>>14061461
Are you the same anon who fucked his sister and said it was a normal coming of age?

>> No.14061493

>>14061385
Why wouldn't you want an autistic incel roommate? The perfect roommate is a loser who spends all his time quietly playing WoW in his bedroom. The worst is a normie who constantly wants his faggot friends to hang out in your living room.

>> No.14061498

>>14061461
do you want to see another boner?

>> No.14061504

>>14061088
Faggot.

>> No.14061562

>>14060758
lol that's not gay. They just want to give you a brojob because they think you're friends. Why are you being such a fag about it?

>> No.14061600

>>14061478
lol you must be gay AND jewish. The only "normal" gays are the ones who have some additional mental disorder which prevents them from actually engaging in gay sex ie germaphobia or OCD. All the others are completely sex obsessed freaks who organize lavish "pride" parades in order to reassure themselves that that little voice in their head that the clock is ticking isn't actually correct.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/26/us/ed-buck-second-man-death-overdose/index.html

They're in the government, there running corporations (Peter Thiel), they have a line on high-quality hard drugs which means they are in with the cartels, and they have an agenda for you and your kids.

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>>14060758

>> No.14062618

>>14061254
Bro... did you say no homo afterwards? If not, you're gay.

>> No.14062668

at what point did sucking someone off become gay?
bible ringers.. I swear. literally nothing is allowed

>> No.14062684

>>14060758
you should do what I would do. I got tired of dealing with these faggots I would larp that I'd be into it and have them "meet" me somewhere really far or give them a fake home address and enjoy the show. make them send you emails with pics that they're waiting outside. sometimes I would even say I'm the one in the black shirt go up to me. hoping that someone was actually wearing a black shirt in the general area lol. pretty fucking funny and it teaches them a lesson. I'm leaving at the moment otherwise I would greentext several stories.

>> No.14062691

>>14061461
you still might not realize you and your friend are actually gay

>> No.14062697

I got a female roommate off craigslist. I actually knew people in the building including the super so she was more comfortable letting me move in even though we just met

>> No.14062698

>>14062684
this is fine and dandy until someone ends up killing them or assaulting them and then you get investigated

>> No.14062736

>>14062698
lol not really. you're saying if someone went up to you saying hey are you so and so? you'll kill them? if they get killed then that's even better. how are they gonna track you if you use a vpn or a throwaway email. the chances of you getting struck by lightning are probably higher.

>> No.14062774

>>14062736
idk mate, idk if the fbi has the resources to get someone busted for sending someone to a random place and they get killed

watched a stream where a discord doxxed a guy and sent a gay dude from craigslist to his house. guy still lived with his dad and his dad went to go get a gun

>> No.14062786

>>14061479
I remember that, was great

>> No.14062792

>>14062774
then don't send someone to a house. send them to a mall or something. not that big of a deal, they will still waste time and be embarrased

>> No.14062894

>>14061204
This guy sounds like he really wants loads up the butt

>> No.14062900

>>14060809

It’s only gay if you’re the one sucking, amiright goys? Guys suck better peen because they know how it feels, trust me it’s fine.

>> No.14062913

>>14060758
I once fucked my best friend in the ass as an experiment. That doesn't make me "gay". And neither does getting your dick sucked by another man. kys

It's just sex lol.

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>>14062913

>> No.14063069

>>14061420
Spoken like a true incel.

A tip of the fedora to you my fellow “chad”

Nice 420 btw bro

>> No.14063090

>>14062900

i agree. i've been fucked in the ass bareback and sucked the dicks of numerous black men i meet on grindr. feeling their hot cum fill my ass when they are deep inside of me is one of the greatest feelings ever. It's not gay at all

>> No.14063111

>>14063090
based and straight pilled

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>>14062913

>> No.14063153

>>14063090

Right right, it’s only gay when you want to marry another dude. Fucking homos lmao.

>> No.14063180

>>14060758

kek

>> No.14063227

hey so i was just here to get some advice on business but uh i think i will look elsewhere thanks

>> No.14063259

>>14063227
>business & finance
>housing is usually #1 cost
>talking about saving money
>finance
>personal finance

retard

>> No.14063292

>>14063259
literally not being discussed

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>>14060809
>imagine being THIS deep in the closet

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>>14063069
Bro, thanks. Really. Let's meet up and have sex (with women, of course, hehe)

>> No.14063559

>>14061420
You're also a degenerate. Stop the premarital sex. Find a good girl, marry and have kids.

Sterile sex isn't a chad thing.

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>>14060758
hey, as long as your dicks don't touch it ain't gay

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>>14061600
>critical thinking.part1of9001

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>>14063369
>can't greentext
>thinks his freudian psychobabble has power here

>> No.14063845

>>14063028
memes @ an ath right now
>>14062913

>> No.14063860

>>14063672
what part of my post was wrong? Please enlighten me.

>> No.14063931

>>14061461
Disgusting faggots.

>> No.14063956

dealing with women over having a thirsty guy suck and sit on your dick
no drama, no kids, more time to make money

so anon why haven’t you taken the gay pill yet?

>> No.14063988

>>14061088
pretty sure you're the fag here anon

>> No.14064176

>>14061461
dude you are gay as a fucking homosexual faggot. admit it to yourself and tell your fiance and call off your weddings. it's time to open your asshole to male schlong. hahahaha lmao what a faggot

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>>14064176

>> No.14064244

>>14060929
Based af.

>> No.14065504

>>14061254
Imagine living with this shame for life. I'd have kms a long time ago

>> No.14065831

>>14065504
this

>> No.14065840

>>14060758
There has been a massive psy op campaign to push people into unnaturally tight livung conditions for the past 10 years for the purposes of social engineering. All things perverse have become fruitful and desireable in relationships.
How much more is society genuinely expected to take before it cracks under the sheer weight of unnatural abominations.

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>>14061204
why are you so paranoid and afraid of gays bro? what are you, gay?

>> No.14066079

>>14060758
its okay guise as long as one of you is wearing a dress, makeup and pantyhose.

>> No.14066409

>>14065840
This is not some conspiracy psy op ceo salaries and business profits increase as worker wages have remained stagnant for decades. The middle class is shrinking and they are becoming upper class poor people and the upper class poor people are becoming middle level poor and so on. And the people accustomed to being poor already just remain poor or find a way.

>> No.14066456

>>14065504

imagine being this deep in this closet. I'd have kms a long time ago.

>> No.14066523

>>14066456
cringe

>> No.14066775

>>14061600
Oh hey, that's me...
At least I have a mental block stopping me from being a degenerate.

>> No.14067256

>>14060758
you must find and average women, so she will clean for you for free

>> No.14067472

wow this is still around
/biz topics which are hottly debatted:
gays and women

>> No.14067479

>>14061254
>I'm straight and sucked my friend's dick in highschool. Neither of us are gay. Both have fiances now. Faggots ITT are so uptight.


Oracle Omega is that you?

>> No.14067511

>>14060758
>get a roommate off craigslist to save money
Save some money and buy a house like a real man. I'm 23 and did this. If you need to finance it it shouldn't take more than like a year to finance it, with you paying your rent that and saving the rest for your down payment.

>> No.14067517

>>14061254
>>14061461
Did the same thing at 15. Hell I might even have been your friend. Grew up in north California.

>> No.14067523

>>14067511
>dude just buy a house lol
>make 45k
>houses are 200k minimum

no thanks retard

>> No.14067525

>>14067472
is this your first fucking day on 4chan?

>> No.14067542

>>14067523
I make $36,000 a year after taxes. $1850 goes to expenses, $1000 goes into savings. Last bit is spending money. After a year or 2 you can afford the down payment on a house and then the expenses will go to mortgage instead of rent and the $1000 into savings. Simple as that. Also I made a shitload on crypto in 2017 so there's that savings backing me up but goddamn it feels good knowing I could just quit my job any day i feel like it.

>> No.14067575

>>14067542
my rent is 600 a month

>> No.14067593

>>14061254
>>14067517

Lol

>I knew a guy who was into retards, and kept sucking the dick of every retard, it's something about degrading yourself... he was totally into sucking me though

>> No.14067618

>>14067575
Well there you go. You pay almost nothing in rent so you can save even more for a down payment. I was paying $1750 in rent and that's why I said $1850 to account for electricity and gas.

>> No.14067629

>>14060758

OP you are stupid as fuck, ask for money everytime someone wants to suck your dick, the domination will make every homo out there pay mad cash to get your dick sucked

>> No.14068099

>>14065504
You sound pretty insecure about your sexuality if thats something you would kill yourself over

>> No.14068140

>>14060758
should of turned on a hot cup of coffee.
and gave him a hard blowjob.
then make him suck your dick.

jesus.

>> No.14068269

>tfw live in a tiny home for $650/month (All utilities included) + $40 internet that is a short walk to my university
>tfw have my own tiny backyard where I garden and barbecue
>No gay roommates

Feels good man.

>> No.14068302

>>14068099
t. a shameful faggot

>> No.14068461

>>14061461
>can't live with self after committing an act you regret for life
>l-life is just a simulation brahs
I see your brain has developed a coping mechanism

>> No.14068716

>>14061254
based

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>>14062913

>> No.14069280

>>14062913
This unironically. As long as dicks aren't touching and you say "no homo" after your ass plowed it is NOT gay.