How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.14053875]

>Be office wagie for BigCorp tm
>Company engages in pride month and has a bunch of posters about diversity and inclusion
>One sign in particular is about gays and I autistically try to joke about it to a coworker
>"oh wow they made a sign just for me. heh, heh"
>co worker doesn't think that I'm joking
>other people with in earshot don't think I am joking
>I try to say that I am joking but everyone thinks I trying to cover up being gay
>Try to say that I am not gay and I actually get a little mad about it, no one believes me because I'm only one in the office who isn't married
>Just give up trying to explain that I am joking and sit at my wage cage till it's time to leave
>come back to work with a bunch of apologizes and an email from HR saying that they are proud about how brave i am and that no one should have to lie about being gay and that being gay is something to be proud of
>they want me to lead a diversity workshop with a muslim lady from another branch.

How do I make money from this?

[Anonymous No.14053886]

>>14053875
suck one million dicks. $1 buck a pop

[Anonymous No.14053895]

>>14053875
>top kek
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[Anonymous No.14054730]

>>14053886
Wow this gets funnier every time.