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Coinbase will announce listing LINK in 2h10min.
I hope so I'd rather store them there
>>14047791give src you fking shit stained larp op
>>14047791pass the hopium fren
>>14047791Bumping this thread until time is up so we can expose you as a larper if you're wrong.
>>14047791What a pointless thread.
>>14047791It's literally dumping on the news. target 8000 sats.
>>14047791LARP #541 this week
>>14047826i'm in. lets do this anon.
>>14047791Binance is enabling margin trading in 1h6min. Whales will use this to suppress LINK price below $1 for the next 2 years. t. insider
>>14047791snap I just added this to my prophecies collection
>>14047895op better deliver
>>14047841thanks bro*puts on mask**inhales*aaahhhhh
OK YOU FUCKERS I SUBMITI BOUGHT BACK INI NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRIED TO SWINGLINKI KEKED MYSELF OUT OF THOUSANDS OF MY LINKS
>>14048035welcome back fren
>>14047895Can we see some more precious prophecies
>>14048049I had ~8000 LINK that I bought at about 5000 satsI sold them all around 10000 satsI now bought back in and I only have 5000 LINKJ U S T UST
>>14047791OP only makes these threads because he gets a slight, life affirming high with each (You) he receives. Honestly, it's weird and kind of creepy.
>>14048035I swung link at $0.50 right before the pump. Only sold 1/8 of stack. Still feels bad man
>>14047791Coinbase timezone doesn't ever make announcements at this time of day. Shittest low brain function tier larp i've ever seen.
>>14048087I had 12k LINK but I sold 2k now I only have 10kI want my 2k LINKs back
>>14047956its even better with a copium filter
>>14048076$3 End of May
>>14048087will you sell when we hit 10 bucks? answer truthfullyif the answer is yes, you havent learned anything
>>14048289This is the Toilet Police.We have your street surrounded.Come out with your ass wiped!
>>14047791Chainlink shills are annoying, go build something.
>>14048322sir i am not wipe my arse, such comportment is unsanitary.am dousing my hand with water and sweep my rectal part clean with it
>>14047882Thank fucking god, then I'd be able to reach 50k possibly.
keep this fuckin thread open so we can bust op his balls
>>14048410Prepare to die.
>>14047895add my wife to the screenshot :3
>>14047791pee pee poo poo
Imagine falling for these pointless larps. If Coinbase announce that they will list LINK I will send 100 LINK to everyone who replies tho this post
>>14048857I don't think it will happen, and I don't think you will send the link, but fuck it this post is free so I'm rolling the dice
>>14048857better fucking send it
>>14048857free link lmao
>>14048857Send me that gat damn link
>>14048707Don't know why i come to this place
>>14048289Gone sell some of the node profits to pay for 1/3 of my monthly expenses. If everything goes as planned it will be 0.005 LINK/month that hit the market
>>14048857100 free link you say? heh
>>14047791sirs look at the toilet on that women
>>14048857Thanks for the 100k
>>14048857easiest 100 link i ever made
>>14048857Theres no way you have that much link. But I'm replying anyways
>>14048857Oh boy! More link!
>>14048857Ok i’m going to limit it to max 35 people. I’m not that rich.
>>14047791Thank god, binance is so fucking shit
>>14048857That's how many I have
>>14048857I will hold you to that
>>14048857Yeah, we'll see0x087F2C1Db6e2950b2C1168417D7EF9Ee536fc299
>>140488570x48c49024E2885679D0c9Eb3d4d6e73f2542B5839Already replied but here's my address just in case my IP changes
coins dump when they get put coinbase so thats a good sell sign, thanks linktard
>>14048857dubs and you send me 10000xd83760ea1dcb782690704c81703c87fe7090e935
>>14048857you better deliver
>>14048188got some feelium in the store bro?
>>14048857Linkies on the way
>>14048857>Imagine falling for this0x9B7078683CCbc7Dbe8c36497e6D09F7D13f5177c
>>14047791chainlink is deprecated use BSV instead
>>14049117how big is your stack
>>14048857pound me too
>>14049526A little over 700k
MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY
>>14048857Doesn’t hurt to try :^)0x5deBB41390299A770C08C78974b2336C9CA06970
5 minutes to go. Let’s see if there’s some of you who’ll be 100 links richer.
>>14049669>some of youYou said everyone who replies
>>14047791Time's up OP. Where the fuck is the announcement?
>>14049442The fuck is up with my ID?Anyway0x643a6b677d7b82374De4e269b275C6BC5044E696Thanks
>>14049705See my second post
So who has the link to the announcement?
>>14049790Kek, just like your id
>>14048857What a shame it would be if everyone replying to this was banned and had their posts removed.
>>14048857Put me in the screencap frens
>>14048857haha why not
>>14047791You fucking larper
>>14048857I reported this post over an hour ago and its still up. Jannies are absolutely worthless.Notice how posts like these derail a thread and fill it with spam.
>>14048857So ironic biztards will fall for a larp of a larp
>>14047791FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
are you guys ready for my next larp post? I make like 80% of these threads to just fuck you guys. I dont even hold any links lmfao
>>14050984Based yet sad. I hope you find meaning in your life.
Coinbase NEEDS doge
>>14050984I hope you find meaning too, that’s pretty sad. I wish you the best with your antisocial issues fren.
>>14050984And with this larp it's now 90%
I love Chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my dirty, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.