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23 year old virgin here
Gonna go to a prostitute tomorrow. What can I expect?

>> No.14031604

>>14031599
a good time.. probably

>> No.14031606

herpes, prolly aids

>> No.14031631

>>14031599
Never see a cheapo whore anon, you'll have a shitty time and regret.
Go to eros.com and order a 10, atleast 700 usd/hr chick.

>> No.14031638

>>14031599
disappointment, shouldn't have put in on a peda

>> No.14031653

>>14031599
>Gonna go to a prostitute tomorrow. What can I expect?
a prostitute

>> No.14031668

>Gonna go to a prostitute tomorrow. What can I expect?
A penis.

>> No.14031674

One or more STDs

>> No.14031683
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>>14031604
hopefully

>>14031606
hopefully not

>>14031631
It's illegal in my shit country so I have to use backpage type sites. I also picked a chubby homely girl because I'd feel nervous around a hot one.

>>14031638
>disappointment, shouldn't have put in on a peda
I guess, but I just want to lose my V card and get over with it.

>>14031653
you don't say

>>14031668
nah senpai, she a girl, she sent me pussy pics

>> No.14031875

>>14031599
weird moments and an orgasm

>> No.14031894

>>14031599
kneepads wear out quite fast, buy few more

>> No.14031975

My best advice is try to go to a good one. At least you know she isn't regularly fucked by a poorcuck who saves his entire salary to fuck once.

>> No.14031991

very mediocre time and a realization that "losing your v card" means absolutely nothing

>> No.14032016

>>14031991
This ^
Unironically

>> No.14032027

you will come instantly, fuck her 3 or 4 times, pay per hour!!

>> No.14032037

>>14032016
yeah but fucking a girl any way you want is pretty fucking great. Going to a escort, talk a bit, look into her eyes and tell her to suck my cock never (ever) gets old.

>> No.14032149

>>14031631
>$700/hour
toppest of keks. in Germany you can bang hot 9.5/10 eastern european girls (18-21yo, skinny, god-tier BJ skills, tested for STDs, etc) for way below $100/hour. One fuck with BJ is usually just $35 or something like that.

>> No.14032179

yep, that was complete disappointment for me mate

>> No.14032899
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>>14031599
Don't do it boy, stay pure!

>> No.14032973

>>14032149
yes its the only thing good in germany we have. 700€ is top class escort with overnight service.
i lost my virginity with 18 in a sauna club, 100€ you can stay the whole day in yakuzi and sauna and chill with your friends and have 5x fucks 4 free with the girl you choose

>> No.14033008

>>14031599
u will jizz before u pump

>> No.14033018

>>14031599
you can make money from fuck prostitute

>> No.14033073

>>14032973
The thing that makes it so accessible is the legality of it. I go for amateurs who are mostly 100/150 euros per hour but it's 19 year old college students who do it once a week to pay their bills. Absolutely amazing.

>> No.14033093

Making money from fuck prostitute

>> No.14033105

What's a good site for ts prostitutes?

>> No.14033185

>>14033105
http://skipthegames.com/

>> No.14033305

>>14031599
Aids

>> No.14033325

>>14031599
cancer

>> No.14033391

>>14031599
You definitely will contract herpes or at the very least HPV (which if you do catch, will mean that if you eat out a girl, you could technically pass them on and give them cancer).

>> No.14033488

>>14033391
this. to proctect yourself against herpes and hpv: do not accept blowjobs without a condom, do not press your bare pubis onto hers. keep your underwear on and stick your dick out of the buttons hole to minimize skin on skin contact

>> No.14033510

>>14031599
It's gonna be filthy and ugly and you're gonna regret it, but at least you're learning the hard way
I'm saying it's gonna pay off
Do it a few times and then your awkwardness with ladies is gonna wear off at least a little bit