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We've managed to clear out the stench of swinglinkers from the Washington Room and are open for business again. What'll it be, marine?

>> No.14029960

some good ol dank good sir, I cannot wait for $1000 so my real life can begin and I can get a gf

>> No.14029981
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>>14029946
Koolaid on rocks

>> No.14029992
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>>14029946
Some tendies my good man

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Ugh it's early. Do you have any aspirin?

>> No.14030034

>>14029946
redbull and vodka sir
hows the wings?

>> No.14030039
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>>14029946
Can I get a cup of coffee anon? Cramming for an interview this afternoon.

>> No.14030043

>>14029946
a WHITE russian, thanks. I hate niggers

>> No.14030054

On my way to the wage cage. I'll have a scotch on the rocks. Make it a double actually.

>> No.14030069
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>>14029946
A mineral water with plenty of ice please. I hope this is the kind of establishment that sells snacks too

>> No.14030140

>>14030069
>cheese flavoured moments

wtf britbongs

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almost there

white russian for me too

>> No.14030223
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>>14029960
>>14029981
>>14030034
>>14030043
>>14030054
Here you go anons.
>>14029960
our weed guy is running late this morning
>>14029992
order up in 5 minutes
>>14030030
fresh out of asprin
>pours up bloody mary and slides it down the bar
>>14030039
we only serve Irish coffee anon is that alright? >>14030069
if you want water you'll have to get it from the tears of nolinkers. this is a gentlemens establishment.

>> No.14030226

Holy shit that was fast

>> No.14030236
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I'll have a plate of fries and chicken tenders with some honey mustard... AND A ROLEX

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I AM STILL NOT SELLING

I WILL NOT SELL NOT AT $1
NOT AT $10
NOT AT $100
NOT EVEN AT $1000
IM NOT EVEN FUCKING SELLING AT $10,000
I AM TAKING MY LINKIES TO THE GRAVE FUCK SWING LINKERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>> No.14030251

>>14030039
1 cup of coffee coming right up.
That will be 1 LINK=1 CUP OF COFFEE ™ for you

>> No.14030252

I have a feeling we're going much higher today

>> No.14030263

>>14029946
Sex on the beach please, for all the sex I'm gonna have when I make it

>> No.14030279

>>14029946
triple wild turkey 101, shaken, hold the rocks, with a lime wedge please. how are your holds mr. bartender?

>> No.14030290

>>14030223
hey barkeep
hows the wings in this joint?

>> No.14030298

We hit a 1.25, time for a new waiting room.

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>>14030298
This thread also works as a $12.5 waiting room, I got good service and I'm going nowhere. Rare to be in an establishment without a single porchmonkey.

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>>14029946
A macchiato! Pronto!

>> No.14030372

>>14030043
That's a girl drink anon...

>> No.14030382 [DELETED] 

>>14030236
>Bon Appetite Mr Sergey
>>14030263
one sex on the beach with a fresh squeezed brapp chaser on the house
>>14030279
iced with our finest glacial sourced cubes
>>14030290
terrible, and subhuman.

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>>14030236 #
>Bon Appetite Mr Sergey
>>14030263 #
one sex on the beach with a fresh squeezed brapp chaser on the house
>>14030279 #
triple of our finest aged wild turkey coming right up
>>14030290 #
terrible, and subhuman. Norman highly recommends them
>>14030365
coming right up

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>>14030054
Hi Dawn. Morning Darin. Good morning Kristen. Always glad to submit another day of my life to the man.

>> No.14030497

Back to a dollar we go

>> No.14030501
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>>14030223
>if you want water you'll have to get it from the tears of nolinkers. this is a gentlemens establishment.
>>14030251
>That will be 1 LINK=1 CUP OF COFFEE ™ for you
kek x 2

>> No.14030893

>>14030372
>makes decisions based on what others think is appropriate
>man

Nah brah. I like a white russian every now and then and insecurity will not stop me from having them.

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>>14030893
I like the way this anon thinks, I'll have what he's having

>> No.14031097

>>14030445
looks like we are going to be here longer than anticipated barkeep
ill try those shit wings. im going to get another vodka to wash it down with.
hot with blue cheese and celery

>> No.14031145

>>14029946
Whiskey ginger, bar keep.

>> No.14031176

>>14030893
Doesn't make you less of a person. Still a girl drink.

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>>14030918
Mr Dude, apologies for not noticing you through the commotion. One white russian with milk fresh from sminems creamery.
>>14031097
one order of pink wojak wings with extra bog sauce coming up

>> No.14031193

>>14031176
Which is why milk dont mix with whiskey.