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So, my gf of 4 years dumped me because she discovered I cheated on her almost a year ago. Been feeling shitty ever since, she even found a new guy on tinder so I have no hopes of her coming back to me. I know, that's what I deserve for cheating, but I had my reasons.
>Not ready for a serious relationship yet, but balls are full as fuck
>All the bitches I could fuck wanted to be in a relationship afterwards so nope.jpg. Don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings again.
>Stumble upon a website where you can fuck "escorts".
>yeah why not.
I find a cutie that is half italian half romanian. Tight body, nice face, basically a 9/10. I start texting her and she gives me the adress to the place she works in. So yeah, I went. From the outside, the building looked shady as fuck. But horny as hell so I didn't care. I enter the apartment, thank God she looks exactly like in the pictures from the website. We start fucking, she's super sweet and skilled. Really nice experience, she even wanted to cuddle afterwards. So, finally relieved of some stress, I head out.
Three days later, I turn on the news. There's a coverage on a huge police operation. I recognize the building. Yeah. Turns out that the whole thing was illegal as fuck and monitored by russian pimps.
>Sweating bullets
They busted 40+ people. It was like in the movies, policemen armed to the teeth, wearing bulletproof vests and all. I can't imagine if I was caught in the middle of the act by the cops that day. I guess I got fucking lucky for once.
It's sad though, I'll never get to fuck that girl again.
Any prostitution stories to share?
10/10 bitches thread too, I guess.

>> No.14028951

What if society is organized like a brothel? The pimps use the women to extract shit out off hapless betas by organizing a safe environment for that to happen.

>> No.14028961

>>14028910
Your girlfriend was 4 years old? god damn OP

>> No.14028987

oh look there is a place where incels can buy sex
>shutted down
oh say can you see...

>> No.14028991

>>14028910
have some self control lol

>> No.14029008

>>14028951
so what? just go after the pimps
who do they want to protect here? da wyman or the betabux?

>> No.14029014

>>14029008
they want to protect their income stream obviously

>> No.14029020

>>14028910
Prostitution bans are probably the most unjust and illogical criminal laws on the books. That and when they arrest chicks for flashing their tits.

>> No.14029031

>>14028991
Or fucking rub one out. I think there's free porn on the internet.

>> No.14029036

>>14029020
>didn't do any thinking besides "muh dicks tickles" justifications

>> No.14029050

>>14028910
I hope you sniffed her ass. If not, I hope the cops kick down your door soon.

>> No.14029162

>>14028961
Good joke, you would fit in nicely on reddit

>> No.14029184

>>14028910
Go on nofap and become an ascetic monk until you find a new girlfriend and when you do, stay monogamous you goddamned animal.

>> No.14029233

>>14028910
If you think she's a 10/10 then fucking YIKES. Take a wet rag and drag it across her face to remove some of that makeup and you would see she's just another 6/10.
https://youtu.be/LdQOFx5BxJg

>> No.14029240

If they always want a relationship and they break it off if you dont give it you are just mismanaging them. Stop giving boyfriend behaviour. Or if you do, you need to be pretty open about no commitment early on, but also say how what you both have is valuable. If they like you enough they will go along with it for a while.

If a girl breaks up with you for cheating and you find she is already on new cock fast, she did not break up with you for cheating. She broke up because she wanted new cock and you gave her a valid reason to end it without feeling like a slut.

A woman who likes you a lot will tolerate cheating as long as you are otherwise doing it right

>> No.14029258

>>14028951

What is vagina money and child support?

>> No.14029283

>>14028910

OP is a beta cuck that can't control his sexual urges. Even uses excuses to justify cheating to excuse his desire to just fuck.

You need help.

>> No.14029377

>>14028987
Nothing in OP's story even implied he is American.

>> No.14029549

>>14029283
How the fuck is cheating being a cuck?

>> No.14029633

OP is just trying to FUD prostitution. You neets need to buy the dip I’m getting antshares vibes.

>> No.14029655

i haven't made any moves yet, but, here to thank all the anons from the last provider thread; i was one asking about where to go with CL/BP shut down, and some nice anons gave me some good real advice.

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14029711

That's how you decorate the room in which you are about to have sex with a prostitute, read and learn attached pic

>> No.14029764

>>14029031
Sauce?

>> No.14029813
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14029813

I will share some of my more memorable experiences with hookers.
>The milf that let me cum in her mouth bareback after giving me one of the best blowjobs ever Somehow she did some sucking like a vacuum cleaner and used her tongue really well.
>The one crazy young redhead that did such a deepthroat (without me even asking for it) she almost got my balls in her throat.
>Another milf that obviously didn't like me and hatefucked me so hard she almost broke my dick, but the mix of pleasure and pain was very intense. I guess you can call it a soft BDSM session.
>The blonde silicone milf that made me diamond hard only with body kisses. She twisted her tongue during the kiss and its tickling and extremely arousing at the same time. I was almost ready to blow my load when she put my dick between her fake tits.
>Young blonde with amazing natural tits that did wonders with her tongue during the blowjob and my legs started shaking uncontrollably.
> Petite and young grumpy bitch that winked at me while sucking my dick. I was still a bit stoned and I started laughing like a maniac. After I started fucking her hard her painful squirms were extremely arousing.
>Pic related sucked my balls really well, I think she also did kegels or something because after I fucked her for a few minutes she started squeezing her pussy and making it tighter and I came with the force of a thousand suns.

>> No.14029829

>>14029813
thanks anon, i'm going to blow some money on a provider soon it's been a while; sounds like a blast.

>> No.14029839

>>14029377
No but he has a good point.

>> No.14029880

>>14029813
pathetic

>> No.14029894

>>14029829
Actually I forgot the best one. I was on a business trip in Hamburg and went to a brothel where I got a pretty solid young Slovenian bitch. She started riding me like crazy while gently biting my ear and squrming softly just next to it. At the end I felt like I was no longer in the real world and have transcended into a higher plane.

>> No.14029924

>>14028910
Always do outcalls. Cops will never do outcalls as there's too many variables to control, and you can just not answer the door if she looks like shit through the peephole.

>> No.14029938

>>14029655
Best replacement for an American in the midwest?

>> No.14030341

>>14029938
adultsearch and i forget the other it's written down at home, though its not as good as CL/BP. i am in the midwest myself

>> No.14030357

>>14029894
nice lad. i'm in usa so experiences may differ; i used to date a chick from Serbia so kinda already had my share of the east eu crazy.

>> No.14030405

>>14028910
Please KYS degenerate. Nice blog post faggot, you are unworthy to breed.

>> No.14030508
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14030508

Got a tranny hooker out of curiosity (I'm otherwise completely straight), "her" dick was so much larger than mine that it still gives me weird insecurities. I actually hired her a second time just to press our dicks together and it was nearly twice as large.

I'm not sure why this fucks with my head but, moral of the story is be careful what you do out there.

>> No.14030789

>>14030508
Congrats, youre officially gay.

>> No.14030791

>>14029036
I can elaborate. It's an economic exchange between two consenting adults with zero impact on other citizens. It's malum prohibitum, based purely in arbitrary moral code, and therefore unjust. That better?

>> No.14030813

>>14030508
>I'm otherwise completely straight

>> No.14030843
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>>14029031

>> No.14030906

>>14030791
>Latin words makes my willfully ignorant, self-serving “opinions” somewhat legit
Advanced mental gymnastics

>> No.14030967

>>14028910
Spend money on gym membership, clean food, supps, steroids and any cosmetic shit you want to fix (hairline treatment for example) and you've got yourself an infinite supply of dumb tinder and club sluts