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Gentlemen, I have one brief announcement to make...

>> No.14019216

*quickly takes seat near front*

>> No.14019237

*sits down at looks at the stage. Quickly orders a whisky*

>> No.14019240

I'm all ears fren

>> No.14019260

*takes a seat and listens with anticipation*

>> No.14019270
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14019270

Out with it young man

>> No.14019274

let us know when you are ready fren

>> No.14019279

*anxiously poops on floor without breaking eye contact*

>> No.14019286
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>>14019205
I'm all ears anon.

>> No.14019304

>>14019279
Somebody call a jannie, we had an accident here

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>>14019205

I CANT SEE

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14019310

It's great to see all of you fine folks here. Right, now back to the announcement...

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14019328

*Ha, just in time*

>> No.14019344

>>14019310
*begins to sweat profusely, nervous that it might be an announcement for a surprise penis inspection day*

>> No.14019348

>>14019279
>>14019304
JANNIE GET THE FUCK OVER HERE YOU PATHETIC FAGGOT AND CLEAN THIS SHIT UP

Sorry, OP. You were about to say?

>> No.14019349
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14019349

*braps*

>> No.14019353

>>14019310
"Oh geez I sure hope it isn't something racist like the last guy"

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14019354

Ah just in time.

>> No.14019358

What;s going on in here

>> No.14019380

out with it biznessman, i havent got all fucking day. i have money to make.

>> No.14019403

O

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14019427

Ahh, just the man I've been hoping to hear from. I'm all ears, good sir.

>> No.14019433

*dabs while pooping*

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14019458

Looks like everybody's here? Great.

*clears throat*

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK GOOKS
FUCK CHINKS

AND OF COURSE

FUCK KIKES

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>>14019458

>> No.14019474

>>14019458
*BREAKS IN TO APPLAUSE*
*PUNCHES A JANNY*
BRAVO

>> No.14019499

and cuck the White race!

*dabs*

>> No.14019505

>>14019458
B&R

Dubs

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>>14019458
Absolutely based and redpilled. Truly a speech for the ages

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>>14019458
FUCKING
BASED
MY DUDE

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>>14019205
Notging really matters but I suppose I'll hear it out

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>>14019458
*wipes tear*
Truly inspiring! What a poetic and eloquently worded speech that will echo throughout the ages!

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>>14019458
b&r

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>>14019458
The boy gon dun it.

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>>14019458

>> No.14019579

>>14019458
HE'S SO BASED AND REDPILLED

>> No.14019588

>>14019458
Hear hear!

>> No.14019611

>>14019458
cringe dude. be more accepting and less racist. hopefully the hard working jannies will give you a warning for this

>> No.14019634

>>14019458
*claps approvingly*

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>>14019458
this, was, unironically, the motivaton i needed to go to the gym today. absolutely fucking based anon. i only strive to be what you are, one day.

>> No.14019760

>>14019458
I'm a spic myself and I couldn't agree more. May you live ten thousand years.

>> No.14019847

>>14019458
*spills whisky onto a jannie and starts clapping*
Bravo!

>> No.14020166

>>14019458
Astounding prose. Someone give this man a medal.

>> No.14020263

Bunch of losers itt

>> No.14020290

posting in a based thread

>> No.14020324

>>14019458
Grow up my sweet summer child

>> No.14020328

>>14020263
>>14020324
seething

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>>14019458
Beautiful...

>> No.14020391

>>14019458
Chillingly based.

>> No.14020394

>>14019458
Rased and Bedpilled

>> No.14020407

>>14020328
>seething