/SMG/ Smoge More Gogg XDD

[Anonymous No.14017430]

Dump into power hour edition

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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
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Free advanced charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
https://finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

For SQQQ bag holders:
http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Previous Thread
>>14009738

[Anonymous No.14017448]

First for communism

[Anonymous No.14017449]

First for AMD

[Anonymous No.14017452]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.14017467]

>>14017448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

[Anonymous No.14017476]

>>14017452
Tell me what companies to look into for this, you've convinced me with all those posts.

[Larry No.14017478]

What happened to LCI & GALT

[Anonymous No.14017484]

>>14017476
COKE and T

[Anonymous No.14017487]

to NAKD poster from last thread, I really don't feel like buying your bags brother

[Anonymous No.14017491]

PROTIP

[Anonymous No.14017508]

>>14017478
I'm still holding my position, average of $6.43, I expect around $7 by EOM

[Anonymous No.14017513]

Who in their right mind invests in tobacco nowadays?

[Anonymous No.14017521]

>>14017476
Do the DEW

Dividends
Every
Week

[Anonymous No.14017523]

First for—damn it!

F-first for Yang Gang!

[Anonymous No.14017540]

>>14017452
ty dad

>>14017484
and MO, possibly

>>14017476
https://www.suredividend.com/dividend-aristocrats-list/

https://www.dripinvesting.org/tools/tools.asp

https://dividendstocks.cash/dividend-calendar

[Anonymous No.14017543]

>>14017478
LCI got shorted with FUD and various forms of bullshit. It will recover and appears to be getting its footing.

GALT ended its rights offering and is now awaiting news on a large range of things like a new CMO, other management, phase 3 protocol, partnerships, buyouts. Until it gets some news the shorts will eat at it but that should be in the next few weeks. Could be today.

Both are excellent buys.

[Anonymous No.14017556]

>>14017513
MO lookin p good to me, nicoteen is a healing chemical which humans need just as much as any other vitamin

[Anonymous No.14017557]

>>14017491
how about quoting someone else for once in your life? do you even know any other famous stock operator than warren buffy?

[Anonymous No.14017595]

>>14017523
Let's all register (D) so we can vote for based Andy in the primaries.

[Anonymous No.14017612]

make 1 billion dollars today shorting euro today O_O
this like 30th profitable trade in row O_O
waiting for sigma 6 event that wipe out all me gain now

[Anonymous No.14017621]

>>14017612
The fuck are you saying?

[Anonymous No.14017626]

>Hey, Powell... You know you my favorite white boy, right? You owe me for this one!

I been patiently waitin' for a fund to load up on
You can FOMO if you want, but yo ass'll get sold on
It feels like these lows have dragged down for so long
If you think Imma fuckin' FUD out, you're so wrong

Watchlist in the red
My kitty is dead
Destination gainz, sit and FUD with the pains of this tariff heaven

[Anonymous No.14017638]

Daily reminder
50% SPLV
50% TQQQ

balance when either one gets over 60%

[Anonymous No.14017645]

Beige book is out, read it and weep.

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/beigebook201906.htm

[Anonymous No.14017650]

>>14017626
Hey nice

[Anonymous No.14017652]

>>14017556
>picture from 2004
I would have agreed with you back then, but not anymore. The legal pressure and health conscious zeitgeist have become too overbearing.

I looked at Philip Morris today and the first thing you see on their website is a commitment to end smoking. Nigger, you're a cigarette company. That's like Boeing saying people should really use boats instead.

[Anonymous No.14017658]

>>14017523
Mr president you can't just give everyone sex robots

>>14017626

[Anonymous No.14017685]

>>14017652
wtf you're right about their website at least. This is a disaster, bet you anything (((lobbying groups))) put them up to this, they don't want the goyim to have access to their healing medicine.

[Anonymous No.14017688]

>>14017491
FTFY

[Anonymous No.14017694]

>>14017650
>>14017658

[Anonymous No.14017699]

>>14017685
>>14017652
They're all pivoting into vape shit and dude weed i'm assuming.

[Anonymous No.14017710]

>>14017688

Checked and thanked!

[Anonymous No.14017712]

They’re BUYING after the beige book?? We’re at 28? Wtheck?

>>14017513
MO is a big investor in vaping and dudeWEEDlmao420. Good dividend payer, knowledgeable of how to deal with regulators and lobbyists,

>>14017612
You do a forex now?
Teach me baby, I’ll let you break as many of my bones as you want, just show me how to stop the bleeding, I miss having gains.

Good job and congrats!

[Anonymous No.14017717]

AND HIIIIIIIIIIGHER

pick unrelated

[Anonymous No.14017731]

>>14017685
No, they are just gearing up for a new product rollout. In the year 2025 the hot new fad will not be smoking, won't be Juul or vape, no no. It will be 'stuffing.' That's right. Injecting zero-additive, organic tobacco extract right into your asshole.

[Anonymous No.14017777]

Powell is known for cutting rates, so this market is right to trust him.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14017791]

>>14017777
le epic digits!!!!!!!
upvoted

[Anonymous No.14017799]

>>14017731
It won’t involve the tobacco, dummy. It’s about extracts now.

If you want to make it work with your anal fetish, check out those squirting dragon dildos, but dilute the fuck out of the nicotine fluid. We don’t need more retards giving themselves seizures.

[Anonymous No.14017846]

>>14017791

[Anonymous No.14017857]

>I think it's really nice that colored people still aren't allowed to be in the stock market.

This has been another Deep Thought, by Anon.

[Anonymous No.14017870]

Reminder that dividends are a boomer meme, only invest in cloud growth stocks

[Anonymous No.14017878]

why does anybody own anything besides MSFT

just buy it up lmao

[Anonymous No.14017883]

>>14017556

Yeah it looks like it's going to hold this most recent bottom. Resistance for a short term reversal is between 52.50 and 53. I'm in at 49.10 average.

In other oversold bounce play news: GOOS is trying to hold a double bottom of 32.83. The massive drop was in reaction to a slight miss on revenue (with earnings beat) and slight decrease on guidance. It deserved about half of this sell off. The extra 15% drop was absurd. I'm in at 33.35 average.

[Anonymous No.14017887]

>>14017645
modest growth doesn't seem bad(?)

[Anonymous No.14017893]

>>14017878
HEY THERE MSFT FREN

[Anonymous No.14017895]

This is the corporate headquarters of LCI

[Anonymous No.14017896]

first for being Greedy

Second for Campbell soup

[Anonymous No.14017898]

>>14017870
I only invest in ethical stocks with female and LGBTQ on their board.

[Anonymous No.14017899]

>>14017799
Okay, should I be long squirting dragon dildos?

[Anonymous No.14017932]

>>14017898

Man purses and SBUX are a BUY!

[Anonymous No.14017939]

>>14017870
>IBM
>MSFT
>DLR
>AAPL

all cloud growth stocks that also have a dividend.

What some may not understand is that i'm about 1/2 and 1/2 with income and growth.

[Anonymous No.14017951]

[Anonymous No.14017961]

>>14017951
buy during fear, sell during greed

its just that easy

[Anonymous No.14017972]

>>14017883
>49.10 avg
You mother fucking fucker fuck fuck You
Fuck
t. Avg 51.50
(After buying at 56 and 55, Selling at 52, rebuying at 51 and below)

All the mistakes I’ve made will surely make me a better trader!

>>14017899
Doublels!
I would short human sexual activity. Keep an eye out though, if that female viagra-like drug gets fda approval, go ahead and long silicone & latex commodity futures.

[Anonymous No.14017990]

>>14017939
>investing in companies with a pe ratio under 50
pussy ass nigga

[Anonymous No.14017994]

>>14017857
What’s the spot price on working age males with all appendages in the Congo right now? I hear the 1month futures are in backwardation bc increasing supply

[Anonymous No.14017997]

>>14017961
Is that how it works? The fuck is this thing based on?

[Anonymous No.14018008]

>>14017972

I got lucky on that MO entry if that makes you feel any better. It was a limit-order I wasn't entirely sure would fill.

[Anonymous No.14018017]

>>14017990
risk is my enemy and gains are my fren. I don't care how boring they are as long as I get my gains.

[Anonymous No.14018048]

PWR HR!!! DMP IT

>>14018008
>1401BOOB
Top fren, qt pilot

It’s okay, Altriachads always welcome

[Anonymous No.14018062]

>>14018048

have sex

[Anonymous No.14018068]

Is there a more BASED divvy stock than KO?

[Anonymous No.14018071]

>>14017994

If you talk to their savage chief, you can get out of there ahead with a strongbacked one for a blanket, and half a cheesewheel. I toss them a nickel because they believe their god is on it. Kek!

[Anonymous No.14018076]

>>14017997
you must learn for taste fear
there difference between rational caution and fear
difference am taste

>>14017712
O_O
have always done forex
it where real ballers ball

>>14017621
@_@

[Anonymous No.14018077]

>>14017990
>>14018017
The funny thing is levered funds have much less risk than a 50+ pe stock and will almost always beat them

[Anonymous No.14018080]

>>14017972
MO was like $44 only a couple months ago
My lowest buy was at 42.50

[Anonymous No.14018098]

>>14018077
i would rather lose all my money than be known as a pussy bitch that invests in ETFs

[Anonymous No.14018106]

>>14018077
>this whole post

Another one for my collection

[Anonymous No.14018109]

>>14018098
TQQQ is not for pussies

[Anonymous No.14018130]

>>14017883
When should I buy in GOOS, cautious play is to sacrifice some gains yo wait for bounce or just go in now and catch the knife?

[Anonymous No.14018141]

>>14017895
It's a generic pharmaceutical company. They have like 3 labs. Go look at those. What exactly were you expecting? A giant tower in New York? For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.14018149]

C-could you please stop squeezing me by the SQQQ? It's starting to hurt, daddy! :'(

[Anonymous No.14018172]

>>14018149
much safer to sell out of the money SQQQ puts

[Anonymous No.14018174]

>>14018076
Th-thanks. Forex is neat but I don’t know enough about macro to do it good. Don’t Think Schwab even offers it.

That’s a very normie reaction image. I expect better from you. You’ve been slacking on OC lately.

>>14018080
Yeah yeah, I know feb was a real good time for MO. I really wanted it DRIPping in my IRA. You blew it by getting it on RH tbdesu.

>>14018098
Doesn’t swing TQQQ and SQQQ
Not very baller of you anonkun

[Anonymous No.14018193]

>>14018130
>cautious play is to sacrifice some gains yo wait for bounce

This is slightly safer but the goose is a bearish bitch any way you wanna slice it. High risk trade. It's grinding up against with $33 right now.

[Anonymous No.14018196]

>>14017777
>costanza's quads of truth

another man of refine tastes i see?

>>14018098
you can be both!

[Anonymous No.14018202]

>>14018172

I shoot dice. My risk-tolerance is, and always will be, "All of it."

That's the secret to making it, or dying trying.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14018228]

>>14017777
Those quads ain‘t gonna check themselves. Powell is a boomer who‘ll rate cut until all introductory housing is swept up by the chinese and millennials have to resort to podshare living spaces. Welcome to hell, please take a number and be seated.

[Anonymous No.14018229]

>>14018202
7/19 at the money puts are 3.10

[Anonymous No.14018233]

>>14018068
GEO

[Inb4 dump No.14018237]

Am I going to make it ?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.14018256]

Comfy pick of the day: TJX
>>14018196
>costanza posting
Very based, do you happen to have the costanza philosphy chart? I can't find my copy

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14018264]

>>14018237
You better write calls on that holy shit imagine the premiums. Margin too if you got it.

[Anonymous No.14018281]

>>14018264
You didn’t think it’s going to end up like Lyft?

[Anonymous No.14018292]

>>14018141
>What exactly were you expecting?

At least the exterior brick to match?

[Anonymous No.14018326]

>>14018174
>Doesn’t swing TQQQ and SQQQ
its fun, but JNUG and JDST are much more fun to swing with (absolute gold mine of a strategy all 2016, I doubled my money over the course of 3 months)

but gold hasnt been as jumpy consistently after the election was done

>>14018068
LMT, WM, HON, SMG, DIA, MCD, SPY, DIA...

the list really goes on and on

>>14018237
depends, what did you pay for them?
when do you plan on selling them? whats your strategy, whats your endgoal?

>>14018256
you mean that costanza-pilled image?
you should reallly just take a day to sort out a separate costanza folder
maybe while streaming some curb your appeal (or just while streaming Seinfeld like a pro)

>oddly enough my life has improved ever since I began following lessons from "The Opposite"

[Anonymous No.14018339]

Egad!

There are Anons here who don't swing the 3xETFs?!

[Anonymous No.14018350]

planting my seeds in Valero and BP
People need more gasolines for their Summer vacation

[Anonymous No.14018355]

>Didn't realize a 10% profit because I wanted more, ended up losing 7% instead

hahahahahhaa

[Anonymous No.14018385]

>>14018355
based and greed pilled

[Anonymous No.14018390]

>tfw desperately want to aquire bank stocks like a chad but the next crash will wipe out their dividend growth
JUST CRASH ALREADY
>>14018326
I'm in the process of sorting my meme/react folder. Costanza is currently MIA, but I'll find him eventually.
I did find every episode of Norm Macdonald's podcast, which was nice

[Anonymous No.14018411]

Come on GOOS hold the line you cocksucker!

[Anonymous No.14018415]

>>14018355

You let your eyes go green instead of your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.14018422]

>>14018411
>coat manufacturer with pe of 45
lol

[Anonymous No.14018423]

>>14018264
This, I'm thinking about buying 100 Ubers, selling a $45 call for January, using that money to buy 200 NIO, selling the 3$ call for January and then taking that money to buy some DF and sell calls on that. Knowing this market and these companies I'll probably be able to keep at least one of those positions. It's the lazy way of doing options but I like it.

[Anonymous No.14018436]

>>14018385
>>14018415
If I just hold bags long enough it has to go green right guys? :^)

[Anonymous No.14018452]

>>14018423
you really think uber will only drop 6-7 dollars between now and january?

[Anonymous No.14018489]

Post your face when you realized you only need to buy high dividend growth stocks to NEET off of in 10 years

[Anonymous No.14018497]

AMD or Nvidia
Pick only one to buy stocks

[Anonymous No.14018499]

>>14018390
>the next crash

[Anonymous No.14018514]

>>14018423
I wonder if someone could set up an uber mafia in a city. Where if you're not part of the uber mafia family, you get called and roughed up to quit. And everyone has to go to the same group of guys for their uber.

[Anonymous No.14018530]

>>14018326
Bought at 38, unloading soon . Volume is high and they are due for a scandal . Their ceo is being investigated.

[Anonymous No.14018542]

>>14018497
AMD of course

[Anonymous No.14018543]

>>14018499
>be adam eget
>So where do you get your ideas?
I did a stand up night after watching the podcast because I wanted to be a stand up comic. I did a 20 minute set on how the only thing that makes anal sex gay is the prostate, and how if a qt trap got his prostate removed it would be gay to have sex with him.
No one clapped or laughed. It was also at a conservative religious university so i think someone reported me.

[Anonymous No.14018549]

In times like this I pray, and then ask myself:

>WWJD?

What
Would
J.P. Morgan
Do?

[Anonymous No.14018555]

>>14018452
What’s your prognosis

[Anonymous No.14018558]

>>14018543
*wouldn't be gay to have sex with him

[Anonymous No.14018561]

>>14018233
I like my GEO

[Anonymous No.14018576]

>>14018543
thats just terrible

[Anonymous No.14018609]

>>14018555
uber will probably end up going to 10 based on the fact that it literally can't make money until AI cars are here

[Anonymous No.14018613]

>>14018549
What
Would
>JEWS
Do

Fixed

[Anonymous No.14018634]

>>14018549
Well he'd get a President in the White House to "trustbusts" his competitors

[Anonymous No.14018643]

>>14018452
I don't know, but I know that it'll still be volatile in January when I sell another option on it. I'm confident that if you look at Uber as an option writing tool it's a profitable investment.

[Anonymous No.14018658]

>>14018643
well good luck

[Anonymous No.14018673]

What are the best stocks to complement a crypto portfolio.

IE what's stable and recession proof as a backup to the highly volatile crypto market?

[Anonymous No.14018685]

>>14018673
More crypto.

[Anonymous No.14018693]

>>14018613

Thank (((You)))

>>14018634

>tfw Huwai on blast, Google on the DOJ dockets, Apple getting Anti-JUSTed.

wtf I love JP Morgan now!

[Anonymous No.14018697]

>>14018673
More crypto

[Anonymous No.14018701]

>>14018390
>4chan folder
>15,000+ images, unsorted, no folders
>about 8gb of memes
to be honest ive given up sorting my memes folder, my only hope is AI becoming smart enough to sort file and rename my folder
without the AI being so smart that i get reported to the cyber police

[Anonymous No.14018705]

Noooo! My Uber calls just turned red

[Anonymous No.14018708]

>>14018685
>>14018697
Thanks just bought 100K more LINK.

[Anonymous No.14018713]

>>14018609
Proof me sempai

[Anonymous No.14018729]

>>14018713

[Anonymous No.14018747]

Will GME be done by the end of summer?

[Anonymous No.14018776]

Haha glad I bought into NAKD at $0.38, its a sure fire pump tomorrow guys :^)

[Anonymous No.14018789]

>>14018747

When was the last time you or your friend purchased something from GME?

[Anonymous No.14018790]

Sour hour. Can't have things too good or bad now can we?

[Anonymous No.14018797]

>>14018701
>All your 4chan images, psds, etc on one pc
Damn I’m jealous
I have like a decade worth of laptops and external hard drives at different places in my house.
My only hope just to get everything together into one folder would be to get a home server and spend a week copying files
I might, might not, constantly deciding whether it’s worth it or if it would be more healthy to just not put that much effort into organizing digital crap

[Anonymous No.14018866]

>looking through my folder, finding screenshots of comfy_chan tweets, RKG's old "me plan for today" posts

>>14018530
>>Bought at 38, unloading soon . Volume is high and they are due for a scandal . Their ceo is being investigated.
sell some now, to secure at least some profits?
or sell most if not all shares if you are sure that its going to drop soon

>>14018797
Its from over a few years and 3 (4?) different computers worth of 4chan stuff (wowover ten years now, please kill me)
I also have another 3GB or so on my old laptop, buts its so buggy that i cant be bothered
also it might have been corrupted/errored into oblivion by now anyways

I may have some more in a spare HDD laying around in my room, but i doubt any would have much on it (I began throwing images all together into one folder years ago, for a while id have memes n such saved all over the place)

[Anonymous No.14018885]

who $NERD here?

[Anonymous No.14018904]

Sara Eisen looking fiiine today
damn girl can GET IT

>>14018499
I love Norm.

[Anonymous No.14018912]

>>14018514
that's called a "taxi", it's already a thing

[Anonymous No.14018913]

>>14018885
hahaha what are their holdings? They're not on etfDB

[Anonymous No.14018933]

>>14018913
I honestly have no idea, I guess 12 year old's with mommies credit cards.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14018981]

>>14018701
Beautiful. Truly a philosophy worth suffering for.

[Anonymous No.14018989]

LPTX hitting the 52 week lows!
What a bargain it is right here.

Lower my $ cost average, right boyos?!

[Anonymous No.14018994]

last minute panic pump

[Anonymous No.14019020]

>>14018790
I was fucken wrong.

[Anonymous No.14019084]

>buy the Dip
>make money
what an unconventional idea

[Anonymous No.14019124]

Where is ding ding ding poster I want to cry about my greed

[Anonymous No.14019137]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up a mere .07%, no particular reason, a lot of my boys were just pretty tepid today.
On the bright side I took my cats to the salon today and got them lion cuts for the summer! They're adorable!

[Anonymous No.14019140]

>>14019124
Ding ding
what did u do today loser?

[Anonymous No.14019141]

CONFESS

>>14019124
You especially.

[Anonymous No.14019157]

>>14019141
I know I should have sold out of the market today after all my gains but I am greedy

[Anonymous No.14019168]

>>14019137
Big green, Campbell Soup, took profits on some UPS
Thank you have a nice day
/Bull/

[Anonymous No.14019176]

remember remember

[Anonymous No.14019233]

>>14019137

Goddamned high pucker factor trading day for me. Down 2.5%. Everything held key support though so I'm hopeful at least some of them bounce instead of dropping in to my stops.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14019239]

>>14019137
Up 0.51%, just waiting for theta and assignment to bring max profit. Again.

I really gotta find a 2-3 day trade that‘ll give me a good return when AMD shoots up like this. I think I‘m potentially losing relative to opportunity cost. It‘d have to at least beat out the residual theta but I haven‘t found anything too appealing just yet. Maybe I‘ll do spreads or somethin idk.

[Anonymous No.14019252]

>>14019137
Up 22.38% after Put on GME was sold today could of made more but satisfied with what I got

[Anonymous No.14019271]

where's the dude who shorted GameStop late yesterday? poppin bottles?

[Anonymous No.14019291]

>>14019141
I didn't take a 10% profit on NAKD and now I'm down 2% bag holding

[Anonymous No.14019303]

>>14019137
Up 1.5%. TYBasedKO

[Anonymous No.14019325]

>>14018701
>no Pepsi

[Anonymous No.14019367]

>Wow anon you had the foresight to buy NAKD under $1? You're so hot!

[Anonymous No.14019406]

>>14019141
I lost 800 dollars but and I should be mad but I think I'm ok. Fuck Powell though

[Anonymous No.14019437]

Lci broke $6.00 after hours

[Anonymous No.14019438]

>>14019137
Up 4% today, I feel for the anons that thought the market would drop on ADP numbers. We're at (close to) full employment! Big payroll numbers coming on Friday, though. I expect a drop, but the markets probably have that priced in from today's report.

[Anonymous No.14019484]

>>14017430
I got some money to invest in crypto but that person's relative is on my back as to why I'm not rich now so I'm thinking I'll just dump it all in something that pays dividends and let it do whatever so they can leave me alone. Is AT&T a solid buy or is there still a looming trust-busting concern?

[Anonymous No.14019561]

>>14019437
I should have bought in at 5.40

[Anonymous No.14019562]

Thoughts on TGT calls?

[Anonymous No.14019582]

>>14019137
Another sideways red day, feels like a sideways week with all the red days, but I'm higher than average this month/year
But every time this year my portfolio touches $4400 it crashes $200 within the week, so I'm getting anxious

Also, I just broke the slide in my bong, so I'm pissed and need to use a shitty backup now

[Anonymous No.14019677]

>>14019582

Been fucking red since the President fucked up the April rally.

[Anonymous No.14019705]

>>14019291
>>14019141
>>14019137
Never mind boys we're okay

[Anonymous No.14019759]

>>14019582
Dividend Growth Investing mantra:
Up day? Good. Fuck you, pay me.
Down day? Good. Buy the dip and fuck you, pay me.
Sideways day? Meh. Fuck you pay me.

[Anonymous No.14019763]

>>14019137
>>14019141
Be Me yesterday
>90%? Haha that's awful! No way that's true. No way that'll be me!
Be Me today:
>Check portfolio
>Oh god. Oh god I'm on my way there. Oh god, this trajectory is not good. Oh god no...

[Anonymous No.14019796]

The GALT/LCI index is showing some of the most interesting movement all year
very important times ahead for one or both of these stocks

It can't go sideways at this 0.67 level, it has to chose between back up over 0.7 or back to 0.6 sometime this week or early next week

[Anonymous No.14019848]

this is the reaction to the wall
I hope you bought in because its never breaking my wall until the death of 1000 suns

[Anonymous No.14019849]

>>14019137
Down 0.23%. I wish I can unbuy LPTX, that piece of shit. I'm down almost 28% on it. THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES.

[Anonymous No.14019852]

>>14019796
LCI found a footing. And GALT has a wall at 3.85 which looks like some shorts covering late in the day today and yesterday.

[Anonymous No.14019866]

Help me decide between Caterpillar and Rio Tinto for my mining/commodity play.

[Anonymous No.14019875]

>>14019848
my order didn't fill today, I'm stuck at one share ;_;

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14019917]

>>14019848
>>14019875
Why does Bowl America have no volume liquidity...

I just want to pick up some spares yo...

[Anonymous No.14019918]

>STOP SHILLING LCI
EVERY GOD DAMN DAY
>500 POSTS ABOUT LCI
STOP SHILLING
>STOP SHILLING
STOP SHILLING

[Anonymous No.14019920]

>>14019852
I was able (somehow) to buy GALT $2 calls for OCTOBER at like 1.90 per in the afternoon today, when GALT was trading at like 3.86.
way smaller relative premiums than the $3 or $4 calls
very nice, I like it
more GALT calls for me :^)

>>14019866
wait isn't that mining VS manufacturing?
that's not apples to apples in any way, those are unlike companies

[Anonymous No.14019929]

>>14019325
>drinking pepsi when Coca Cola exists
>in the year 1999+20
>ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.14019938]

>>14019918
It's usually just me talking about my losses nowadays you sperg, LCIguy doesn't even post anymore

[Anonymous No.14019942]

>>14019929
>caring about which letters are printed on the artifically flavored carbonated sugar water you drink

[Anonymous No.14019976]

>>14017557

>1 post by this faggot

Yes, I do. However, that's the most important piece of advice.

Patience is a virtue, kid.

[Anonymous No.14019990]

>>14019918

So you bought some LCI, huh?

[Anonymous No.14019993]

>>14019976
>Patience is a virtue, kid.

try being patient with losers, boomers.

[Anonymous No.14019994]

>>14019875
>>14019917
I reinforced the wall at 14.60 (with steel) and will next create a cement stronghold at 14.80, it will never go down again. its time to Marketbuy

[Anonymous No.14020012]

>>14019938
He will return more when its in the 6's I think. They had good news today as far as future profitability goes.

[Anonymous No.14020064]

>>14019920
Caterpillar builds mining equipment so I see it as a way to dip into commodities but not fully commit.

[Anonymous No.14020071]

>>14019976
>>14019993

Oh, I see you already tried that:

>>14019677

how's that working out for you, faggot?

[Anonymous No.14020075]

>>14019993

I'm patient with all of (You) everyday.

[Anonymous No.14020088]

>>14020075
>>14020071

[Anonymous No.14020100]

Boogie piano for afterhours entertainment. Henri Herbert is one of the best in the world right now at this style:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na11H972xTM

[Anonymous No.14020119]

>>14019677
I've basically been sideways in this range since January

>>14019759
Basically, but I've been wanting to get out of a couple positions, so red day doesn't help me dollar cost sell those positions down (or whatever the term is)

Still, getting money to gamble away on a meme every couple weeks is nice

>>14019942
Water is the GOAT drink (followed up by whole milk, especially if it's chocolate)

But Coke is a better mixer (cherry vanilla
Coke makes the best long island)

>>14020064
>Caterpillar builds mining equipment so I see it as a way to dip into commodities but not fully commit
You'll be "dipping" into labor market too because construction
Idk if that's good or bad for your hypothesis, but might want to be mindful of it if you are buying substantially

[Anonymous No.14020205]

>>14020064
they are in seperate sectors and prices and returns will be completely different depending on market variables.

RIO will mostly track XME, unless it outperforms or underperforms.
If metal prices in general go UP, it's very good for RIO's margins. For metal companies, commodity prices are the primary driver.

If metal prices go UP, it hurts CAT's margins because it's a raw input cost. But CAT's business MIGHT go up if there is a movement in prices that results in enough new mines being opened to necessitate a lot of equipment orders

I would suggest to look up what % of CAT's revenue comes from mining equipment vs. road construction and farming equipment, and what the margins are.

Basically for a mining play, I'd go with XME, but I'm boring.
CAT also is an OK buy at these prices, nothing wrong with CAT. RIO I dunno

[Anonymous No.14020221]

>>14019929
I only drink Diet Mountain Dew and Orange and White Monster Energy
You can't even come close to how based I am

[Anonymous No.14020242]

>>14020100
nice forearms and wrists on that lad
I keep working forearms and wrists and make steady gains
I mean my forearms look OK but I want them to be massive, with big old wrists.
very difficult considering my forearms are like 20% longer than his
short/medium height guys have an easier time getting THICK looking forearms

[Anonymous No.14020257]

>>14020221
When I'm not simultaneously bathing in and drinking a bathtub full of sparkling water I drink tab. Gitgud fgt

[Anonymous No.14020326]

>>14020242

lol. The strongest fellas I have met in person were stonemasons. None of them did gym stuff as far as I'm aware. Round bellies all around. Just be careful when you offer to shake a masonry worker's hand.

[Anonymous No.14020558]

>>14019137
$VRUS closed higher. On our way to $0.02.

Only up 2.5% because $LTBR is tanking my gains thanks to their grant rejection. Probably still upside on the long term but for the time being it's floundering.

Eagerly awaiting the Q2 report for $VRUS. They projected a profitable quarter, if they post one it's mooning.

[Anonymous No.14020631]

>>14020558
What broker do you use to access the OTCMKTS?

What are the strong points of VRUS?

[Anonymous No.14020699]

>>14020631
literally any broker other than robinhood bud

[Anonymous No.14020720]

>>14020699
I'm asking him which one he uses because I like the interface in his screen shot, not because I'm unaware any real broker can access the OTCMKTS, hence, "What broker do YOU use to access...", instead of, "What broker CAN access"

[Anonymous No.14020744]

>>14020720
trolled noob, welcome to "4chan"

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14020754]

I don't like this market!

[Anonymous No.14020759]

>>14020744

[Anonymous No.14020813]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/06/05/us-and-mexico-trade-officials-fail-to-reach-a-deal-on-tariffs-immigration-nbc-news.html

[Anonymous No.14020834]

>>14020754

>>14020813

;^)

[Anonymous No.14020853]

>>14020631
That isn't my broker. It's an app I use to keep track of my port called JStock.

In regards to $VRUS, it's just a solid pay in a traditional space. They did $5 mil in revenue last year. Pulled in $2.8 mil (iirc) last quarter.

They announced contracts in Q1 totaling around $15 mil that'll reflect in the Q2 filing as shipments started around the end of Q1.

Recently acquired a subsidiary with an MLB license and are going to start shipping product to 7-11, circle k, and other convenience stores & gas stations.

The most intriguing part of it in my opinion is that a private investor named Andrew Garnock just bought a 25% stake in the company.


He's known for investing in $CRON while it was still pennies.

On top of that they've secured a $600k loan with shares convertible at $0.10. that's 10x the current share price. So obviously someone with deep pockets sees this breaching $0.10 and going higher.

It's rare for OTC to get non-dilutive funding at all. Let alone multi millions of dollars of it.

[Anonymous No.14020861]

>>14020813
Thats bullshit FUD. It says in the article that today was the start of talks, not the finishing of it. Headline is misleading.

[Anonymous No.14020864]

>>14020754
it makes me deeply suspicious, something strange is going on. I'm doing alright though, which makes me even more suspicious

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14020888]

>>14020864
I feel the same anon. I feel like I shouldn't be up these passed couple days.

[Anonymous No.14020932]

>ctrl-f 'SFIX'
>zero resutls

Anyone else holding shares of Stitch Fix?

these sweet little babies are POPPING OFF

[Anonymous No.14020938]

>>14020888
dammit grim, dont be pesimistic like that when you get triple digits

but yes, i absolutely agree, just waiting for the floor to fall away on us again

something big is coming, something we've all been missing lately...

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14020976]

>>14020938
Too much good has happened to me in a short time span! But seriously, I don't like how much the market is moving in a couple days over a rate cut. It signals to me that the inflation of assets is more important than the underlying economy slowing down.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14021039]

>>14020976
*over the hint of a rate cut, not even an actual rate cut

[Anonymous No.14021079]

>>14021039
*filtered

[Anonymous No.14021084]

>>14020976
>>14021039
Yeah the way algos and ostensibly institutions hang on the fed's every word and make huge decisions based solely on these abstract implications is concerning. If the fed's verbiage is more important than actual market forces, geopolitics, and fundamental financials, where are we headed? Spooky, especially since I think rat cutes are a very bad idea.

[Anonymous No.14021124]

>>14019705

[Anonymous No.14021149]

>>14020754
>>14020864

I think most of the market is reluctant to commit to positions at this stage. China deal could come through at any time, or happen but be disadvantageous for the US relative to all the trouble and strife to get it, or fall apart, and the fed could do a rate cut. Fear is there for sure but not enough for a crash.

[Anonymous No.14021154]

>>14017521
Mind elaborating on this table?
What do the reds mean?

[Anonymous No.14021171]

Remember folks, its better to get out a little early than it is to hold on until you're in the negative

[Anonymous No.14021179]

Redpill me on ETNs like MRRL, SMHD, DVHL. That have a Div yield from 16-23%
Does that mean if I invest 100k after one year I will have 123k no questions asked? If I reinvest that 3rd year I will have 223K?!

It can't be that simple. What's the catch here?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14021216]

>>14021124
WHOA 4% WOW

>>14021171
if you're swing trading, yes
if you're holding long term, no

[Anonymous No.14021229]

>>14021179
you should read about what happened to XIV

[Anonymous No.14021233]

>>14021149
>Fear is there for sure but not enough for a crash.
but it isnt going to take much. and there are more potential black swan events than ever before


>>14021179
>It can't be that simple. What's the catch here?
their div yield might not stay that high forever, and if the stock price is decaying overall, you might get squeezed out a little in a reverse split (or with a few reverse splits)

also, be mindful of where that dividend money is coming from

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14021236]

>>14021179
>What's the catch here

dividends don't matter if you lose all your principal

[Anonymous No.14021241]

>>14021179
let's say you get 1% yield monthly, that's 12.68% per year, 26.9% after the second year.
So with reinvestment you'd have $112,680 from 100K initial investment after the first year, assuming the price doesn't change. $126,900 after the second year.

but the price does change... you can use their historical dividends and prices to calculate it out however you want.

I hold CEFL, MORL, SMHD, etc. maybe ~10% of my account, a little less.
just bought more SMHD today, actually. CEFL has been my favorite performer.
>>14021229
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
I mean everyone should read about it because it's funny and a good lesson, but doesn't pertain to these ETRACS ETNs...

[Anonymous No.14021245]

>>14019705
Damn guy

[Anonymous No.14021271]

Anyone DMPI? Offering closed today. Looking to gap back up to $3-4 short term and $10+ long term (with news of course).

[Anonymous No.14021277]

>>14021241
Potential automatic acceleration — In the event the indicative value of any series of the ETNs is equal to $5.00 or less on any Trading Day or decreases 60% in value from the closing indicative value of that series of the ETNs on the previous Monthly Valuation Date, the ETNs of that series will be automatically accelerated and mandatorily redeemed by UBS and you will receive a cash payment equal to the Acceleration Amount as determined during the applicable Measurement Period. The Acceleration Amount you receive on the Acceleration Settlement Date may be significantly less than $5.00 per Security and may be zero if the price of the ETNs continues to decrease during trading on one or more Trading Days during such Measurement Period.

do you not even bother reading the prospectus before buying into an ETN? retard
also this is the EXACT same situation that happened to XIV

[Anonymous No.14021292]

>>14021216
>WHOA 4% WOW
I know right! What a fucking cuck lmfao. He should take your advice and GALT

[Anonymous No.14021294]

>>14021216
even if you're holding a position long term, whats stopping you from taking profits and then re-buying the dip?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14021305]

>>14021084
>>14021149
We'll have to wait and see, luckily I'm positioned favorably for an upcoming crash. I got very lucky with CY getting bought out.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14021311]

>>14021216
>Badgering anon for 4% gains
>Only invested a grand into your shill stock
This ain‘t it, chief.

[Anonymous No.14021321]

>>14021241
That is obscene... I'm thinking really hard right now because I don't want to lose my principal as >>14021236 said.
It feels like cheating. Too good to be true.
Can you answer >>14021233? Where do the dividends come from?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14021327]

>>14021311
1.3k, to be exact

>>14021292
be patient and make sure you don't forget about where GALT is now and how you kept talking shit about it

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14021344]

>>14021327
WOAH, $1,300!
WOW!!

[Anonymous No.14021347]

>>14021216
Pendulum why do you always do this when GALT is down on the day? When galt is up you're perfectly sociable and behave acceptably, when it's down you come and razz others for caring about price action. Every time! Daily price action is a perfectly relevant concern for trading many securities. Why do you do this? I know you're better than this bud

[Anonymous No.14021354]

>>14021327
Post your P/L

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14021360]

>>14021344
I'm a college student, I don't have a lot of money
It's not something I brag about but it's not something I'm going to lie about out of fear of getting judged

[Anonymous No.14021362]

>>14021179
>if I invest 100k after one year I will have 123k no questions asked? If I reinvest that 3rd year I will have 223K?
That would be assuming the price stays stable
The only two etracs worth a damn are SDYL DVYL because they based on actual quailty indexes
Also remember that the dividend is actually based on the price of the stock so if their is a sell off even if the actual underlying dividends are not decreased yours will

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14021363]

>>14021347
It‘s because he cares about short term price action.

[Preacher !hwv5sgBuds No.14021380]

4% a day keeps the boomers away

[Anonymous No.14021381]

>>14021321
>Where do the dividends come from?
The stocks they own minus fees and 1/2 of libor

[Anonymous No.14021388]

>>14021380
Filtered

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14021389]

>>14021354
you can laugh at me all you want in the short term, I don't care
GALT will pay off in the long run regardless of what I say or do
if it doesn't, then the money I stand to lose doesn't matter in the long run anyways

will post ATH and ATL as well

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14021413]

>>14021389
>>14021354

[Preacher !hwv5sgBuds No.14021414]

>>14021388
:O

[Anonymous No.14021415]

>>14021277
in this case, the underlying can't move like VIX
no other ETN has ever been accelerated
no other ETN has ever come close

in this case, instead of the underlying being a single highly volatile index, the underlying of these ETNs are a range of different, more stable securities.

I'm not saying they can't go down in value, but if your investment advice when asked about these ETNs is 'watch out, it could be XIV 2.0', it makes me think you don't understand what you're talking about.

>>14021321
the returns come from productive yields in the underlying.

It depends on the ETN. you can look up their constituents and decide if the yields (double check something like dividend.com or the etracs website for accurate historical dividends) are realistic.
There aren't 'fixed' dividends like you get with individual stocks, where a div decrease is a big deal: these securities pay you what they get in, so the yield fluctuates based on market conditions.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14021424]

>>14021413
>>14021389
>>14021354

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14021435]

>>14021414
>reacting to bate
baste

>>14021389
And all of a sudden, I heard a great crying out, like a million voices screaming over lost opportunity cost...

[Anonymous No.14021448]

>>14021415
wow you've cracked the code to a free 20% yearly gain then! you should put everything into those ETNs, its IMPOSSIBLE they crash bro! amazing you have outwitted the smartest hedge fund managers and traders in the world, truly astounding

[Anonymous No.14021459]

Did this nigger literally put all his eggs in one shitty basket?

[Anonymous No.14021463]

Not spoofy enough?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14021496]

>>14021424
>>14021413
>>14021389
>>14021354
it's never been about me
I've never expected anyone to buy GALT solely because I told them to and have them just take my word on it
all I do is present data and information and allow people to make an independent decision based on what they see

>>14021435
>opportunity cost

there will always be more opportunities
I turned 21 a week ago, I have plenty of time to learn from my experiences/mistakes in the market, and the money I have in the market right now doesn't matter at all in the long run
worrying about what I could have bought is a form of FOMO, I'm confident in GALT and I'm not going to sell out of my position until I have a reason to (taking profits once it's reached a satisfactory price or a change in the company's fundamentals)

[Anonymous No.14021534]

>>14021448
they aren't all really 20%, you might see that some months but it's rare.
they're ~1% monthly, variable.
I've bought them cheap and I'm happy with their performance.

They are less than 10% of my RH portfolio, which is a very small proportion of my net worth.

if you don't want to buy them, then don't. no reason to get upset.

it's never a bad idea to educate new posters about XIV, it is a very interesting story and a good cautionary tale.
But it erodes the educational value if you use it as a scare tool for securities of the same class that are very different.
;^)

>>14021463
what do you mean by
>spoofy
is that some zoomer terminology?

[Anonymous No.14021571]

>>14021294
nothing, assuming you can time the market perfectly

you do have perfect timing dont you?

>>14021381
in theory it comes from distributing surplus earnings income
but market reacts accordingly (since the company just "donated" X dollars for N shares, so the company is now X*N dollars less valuable, which means that every stock is now $X less valuable ( technically $[(X*N)/N] less valuable), but DRIPS do cause it to usually be $X*0.999 or so less valuable, because of accounting rounding errors out less than a percent of that dip

and since the dip usually occurs at 9:30am (on paper) the exact drop from dividend is hard to calculate for that exact instant in time, since heavy day trading officially begins at that exact same moment

>>14021459
A surprising amount of posters do, and most if the time if they go all in on a a penny stock they end up leaving the generals, as they bleed out of the market

especially if they try to FOMO falling knives of their one and only holding

[Anonymous No.14021573]

He will save us all from the Trump Tweet attack of death. He has already told Trump to suck it, Not even a boycott rant by Trump could faze him. Instead of falling he went up!. He's told the Govt lawyer pussies to fuck off when they tried to block his Dominance over Time Warner.

You could do a lot worse you know. Than bagging a safe Fat Divvy King that's been forking out Divvys for over 30+ yrs. Don't let the debt scare you away. He's on track to pay down 75% of 40 billion by eoy. The shares are Cheap now and pay out $2.04 per a year. Buy him now before it's to late, you'll wish you bagged that nice Fat Divvy when he was still hitting over 6%. Your in safe hands with Him, not even a Trump Tweet attack could touch Him.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14021594]

>>14021571
>>14021294
like mathanon said, my own inability to time the market

[Anonymous No.14021609]

>>14021496
didya get smashed on your 21st?


>>14021573
T babies: unaborted !

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14021617]

Get in where you fit in!

[Anonymous No.14021629]

>>14017521
Wow anon this is gold, thanks

[Anonymous No.14021639]

>>14021573
Lol wait until their earnings report is released and we find out everyone called up AT&T to cancel their subscription just like Trump asked

[Anonymous No.14021645]

>>14021594
>>14021571
>inability to time the market
That is why you balance levered funds with SPLV

[Preacher !hwv5sgBuds No.14021649]

>>14021594
I'm not claiming to be able to time the market, hell I thought 6.42 was the bottom of LCI, but if you understand the underlying specs of a company, and watch as it goes over the known value, why not sell, even if it hasn't peaked, and then buy back when a correction happens, even when its not the bottom?

[Anonymous No.14021670]

>>14021609
Your damn right; I got 190 of them now,lol. Don't seem like much but give it time. After 28 years there will be a nice haul coming to me. In the mean time AMRN will provide me some cash when the bo hits.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14021681]

>>14021360
Why not get a part time job? You'd be surprised how much you can save/make considering you probably don't have any expenses.

[Anonymous No.14021696]

>>14021448
Whew lad

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14021713]

>>14021609
I did buy some alcohol, but I didn't drink enough to get completely blackout drunk, just to a pleasant degree

>>14021649
I've tried that before, and it's easier in theory than in practice
The best thing to do is to just hold a core position and do what you mentioned with a smaller chunk of your holdings

>>14021681
I can get by without one, and I'm also currently doing an internship in my field working about as many hours as one would in a part time job

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14021733]

>>14021713
Is it not paid? Also if you had a part time job you could probably DCA down to an actual profit on GALT.

[Anonymous No.14021736]

>>14021649
do it up, it is possible, and there are people who make a living doing this (some of them are even able to do it for more than a year!)

but be warned, its a lot harder to do than it sounds

>"Every (smart) guy has a plan, until they get punched in the mouf"

the market might be moving based on more factors than you see

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14021775]

>>14021681
>>14021713
in the long run, I think the research internship I'm doing right now (gaining actual lab skills and real world experience in a research setting) will be a better investment than some random McJob

>>14021733
it is unpaid
I have faith that I'll profit in the long run from GALT, and I don't mind waiting for that to happen
I don't care if it goes down to $1 a share if that drop isn't a reasonable reaction to actual bad news
The end result (extremely large movements based on actual news) is my concern, not what it does in the mean time

[Anonymous No.14021801]

>>14021639
While more cheapies would be awesome, I doubt that's going to actually happen.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14021808]

>>14021775
Why would you not DCA down if you had faith? You're definitely right about the internship being better than a McJob, but consider picking up a part time job, even if it's like 15 hours a week. It goes a long way adding to your principal.

[Anonymous No.14021819]

FA value investor fag here (pls no bully). What do you think I should add/replace on this list to analyze firms? Any amounts look off?

P/B ratio < 1.5
P/E ratio < 15.0
PEG ratio < 1.0
P/S ratio < 2.0
Debt-to-Equity < 0.5
ROA > 15%
ROE > 30%
Quick ratio > 1.5
Current ratio: > 0.3
Payout ratio < 40% (with the exception of REITs).


RATINGS:
Altman Z-score >= 3.5
Piotroski F-score >= 7.0
Beneish M-score < -3.0
Credit Rating: BB or higher

MISC:
Look at 200 day MA and compare to current price
Short % of shares outstanding < 15%

[Anonymous No.14021832]

>>14021775
>unpaid internship

yikes why
you better not be working for a profitable or soon-to be profitable company

! describe what car your boss and boss' boss drive
! is there a boss' boss' boss in the picture? (IE, how big is the company?)

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14021836]

>>14021808
that is a valid point and it's definitely something I could do, just not something that I am at the moment

[Anonymous No.14021930]

>>14021819
you could do a more elastic points system

IE, say a P/E of 15 is 5 points, with normal distribution or linear +/- for higher or lower

then do that with all your parameters.

basically, get a huge pool of numbers for all your parameters, then do a normal/gaussian fit FOR EACH ONE INDIVIDUALLY, then assign a point distribution based on the real market distributions

does it make sense? let me know if I should re-phrase anything
some websites already do this kind of thing where they give scores for each parameter then give an aggregate score, so oyu'd just be re-creating that, but you can tweak it how you like

with that much data input though, there will probably be errors in your underlying dataset

but basically, just doing hard static cutoffs at generic round-number scores is a pretty basic and limited way to do things, you want to be a little more fluid than that. :)

Even without doing the broad-market pool analysis to get normal distributions for all stocks, you can still make a point system with just parameters from a smaller basket of stocks. That still gives you the most important point, that way you don't risk cutting out something good if it's PE is 15.0001and all it's other stats are juicy nice nice (for example)

I'm not super big into numbers though, that's some nerd shit
there are already a million nerds who are paid to look at those numbers, they already price all that slow moving value stuff in
I find my stocks by reading patterns in fat girls' thighs, it's like fortune telling

[Anonymous No.14021958]

>VIX
Bunny ears

[Anonymous No.14021968]

>>14021819
but basically as a general answer to your specific question, if any of these numbers look off:
not to me, but I have no specific idea.
I wanted to suggest a different way that you could use population statistics to get a feeling of what numbers you should be looking at, given mean population values and standard deviations FOR EACH PARAMETER

I made another error as well: for certain parameters the distribution will not be gaussian, you will have to decide whether to try and fit a gaussian (still will sort of work) or do whatever funky math feels right to you :^)

[Anonymous No.14022003]

>>14021958
*hop* *hop*

[Anonymous No.14022019]

>>14021930
I really like this idea anon. I know almost no companies right now will fit all those criteria, and even at the bottom of a recession not a large % will so that's a pretty good objective system to set up with that I didn't think of.

Thanks breh, I'm going to fuck with that.
>I'm not super big into numbers though, that's some nerd shit
I am thankfully. Godspeed with your fortune telling anon. May it bring you many moon missions.

[Preacher !hwv5sgBuds No.14022044]

Predictions for NAKD earnings call on June 13th? they also have until August to get their stock price up to $1 (and hold for one day) or risk being delisted from Nasdaq, so I suspect they'll be pulling out almost all stops to pump it come the 13th

[Preacher !hwv5sgBuds No.14022090]

>>14022044
>hold for one day
Hold price above $1 for ten consecutive days to avoid being kicked off of NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.14022094]

>>14022019
and to be clear what distributions I'm talking about fitting for each parameter, I mean # of companies as independent variable and whatever the parameter is as the dependent variable.

So that implies that if you want to do a normal distribution, you'll have to do some binning, dynamically or manually. Meaning, for example, all the companies with PE of 15.01-15.25 will be in a bin, companies with PE of 15.26-15.50 will be another bin, so on and so forth.

you can also skip the binning and fitting and just do some CoM calculations on the whole population data. just have fun with it, it's nice to be doing the kinds of simple graphy maths where there are multiple 'right' ways to do it.

[Anonymous No.14022105]

>>14021958
Explain at me that meme again?
Blullish or bearish, for broader market or just vix?

[Anonymous No.14022144]

>>14022094
I spend too much time in excel for work, so this really won't be too difficult.

[Anonymous No.14022206]

You ever been to a party, where everyone's having a good time, but when it starts getting late, everyone all of the sudden, starts pigging out on the food, pounds a beer or two, takes some shit for the road, and then bounces without cleaning anything up?

[Preacher !hwv5sgBuds No.14022238]

>>14022206
ha.haaa... yeah buddy.. you're not implying this bull run can't last forever are you? we'll all just continue to make money on longs forever right!?

[Anonymous No.14022343]

>>14018237
>he didn’t read the UBER note
Anon, I....
also if your average isn’t 39 I’d sell now

[Anonymous No.14022344]

>>14021775
> research
Promise me that you'll pass along inside pharma info you come across and I'll ridicule LCIguy and anyone else that thinks you shouldn't be giving away your labor for free.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14022375]

>>14022344
I'm majoring in Neuroscience, so assuming all goes well I'll end up either working at some biotech or at a university
Leaning towards biotech tho, better pay and not overrun with SJWs

[Anonymous No.14022383]

>>14022206
you ever been to a party, where everyone has a good time and then they run out of food and drinks so ti kind of ends early? So the next time the same group of people have a party, they make sure to bring more food and drinks so the party lasts longer and everyone has a better time. That party is going well, but at a certain time of evening some guy starts being a little rambunctious and just kind of blows the mood of the place, so the next time we just don't invite that guy.

Basically every weekend the party gets thrown and things are a little different so that everyone can get a little higher a little longer.
Well since the last party the main host found that we had been partying on top of an ancient cocaine and hooker burial ground all along, and we found the way to bring the zombie hookers up to do all this free cocaine with us and really kick things into high gear
and the Chink and American bros at the party are kind of being tough to each other, but they're still doing coke together and everyone knows they are secretly gay for one another (no homo).
And some other wild stuff is happening, but basically, this is the biggest and baddest party ever, everyone is having a good time (except poor people, lol), and we're pretty sure that we'll be mining asteroids in weed-powered driver-less electric cars from mars any day now. If you want to leave this party you can, but if it never ends you're just going to have to FOMO in next weekend when everyone's already super buzzed. Then you'll have spent that time at your house not having the time of your life, waiting for the party to end, while everyone else is partying. on goddamn mars, with genetically engineered catgirl waifus. you wouldn't want to miss out on that, would you?

Ever been to a party like that? :^)

[Anonymous No.14022425]

>>14022383
When do the genetically engineered catgirls come into play anon?

[Anonymous No.14022501]

>>14022425
in my analogy, way later in this business cycle (if Jerome fulfills his promise to keep the economy going forever with no 'oopsies' ) or next business cycle (next 'weekend')

the third path is loading up on wild as fuck OTM calls on *** or ****, becoming super rich, then buying a handful of eastern European girls (between the ages of 'at least 18') to dress up in skirts and make them enact cute manga scenes in my mansion or yacht. hypothetically.

I/we don't necessarily endorse the third path, but if it's catgirls you need, you gotta either wait or be impatient and go for it

[Anonymous No.14022502]

>>14022375
But if you work for a big (top 50) uni for long enough and make yourself important enough you'll get to know a lot of people in the field. My grandfather did this and today he's easily 8 figure rich. To this day if you ask him how he did it he just shrugs and says that when you want to invest in biotech it helps to know the science, but it helps more to know and drink with the researchers.

[Anonymous No.14022506]

>>14022343
B-but it’s a tech golden Bull

[Anonymous No.14022544]

>>14022502
for that you pretty much need to live in Boston, SF, or NY, right? what other big biotech research hubs are there?

any cool stories from gamps? does he hit you with tips? you could ask him what he thinks about all the /smg/ meme biotech stocks :3

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14022561]

>>14022502
interesting
universities are definitely a good setting to make connections at

[Anonymous No.14022576]

>futures are down

[Anonymous No.14022593]

>>14022576
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUTURES

[Literal Boomer No.14022617]

>>14022206
I was given the wrong start time for the party, so I just arrived when everyone was already good and high, and the booze and drugs are almost gone. The people who gave me the late start time are telling me I was supposed to bring drugs, and now they're mad at me for not bringing enough to keep the party going.

They're all leaving and saying it's my fault and I have to clean up. Also I just heard police sirens. I didn't get their names, what were those people called again?

[Preacher !hwv5sgBuds No.14022681]

>>14022617
>complaining about boomers when this thread is proof you can make easy money just by doing the opposite of what /biz/ says

[Anonymous No.14022689]

>>14022617
the guy who invited me to the party was named Goldstein, seemed friendly enough.
Him and his friends all had lots of fun drugs and creative ideas about new ways to party. And those cute little hats ! :) so fun. love parties

If you just run down the street and find a dealer to front you some more drugs, I'm sure you can come back to the party and have a good time ! everyone's doing it, Goldstein says it's safe !

[Anonymous No.14022696]

>>14022576
We will be neon green as the market doesn't believe Trump will end up tarriffing everyone to death. Blood red if they are wrong.

[Anonymous No.14022697]

>>14022617
Hi, yes, fuck those people

[Literal Boomer No.14022785]

>>14022681
>making some money in the stock market is more important than living in a stable and functioning economy

You're right, when I gamble, I prefer to win. But I'd also prefer to do it in a casino that isn't full of homeless people, where my friends are getting stabbed and robbed.

When this bubble bursts, it won't matter how rich you are, you and people you care about will still suffer.

Anyhow, what are you talking about? Plenty of people are still winning ITT.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14022819]

>>14022617
>>14022785
based analogy anon

[Anonymous No.14022953]

>>14022819
>tripfag
>nigger vernacular
>galt
Filtered

[Anonymous No.14022976]

>>14022785
Poorfag cope

[Anonymous No.14023078]

>>14022576
>>14022593
>>14022696
And they are back to flat

[Anonymous No.14023148]

>>14017513
American Spirit et al are making a comeback. Reynolds American (RAI) sold to Japan Tobacco Group (JAPAF). "Reynolds American (RAI) stock is down by 0.87% to $43.10 in pre-market trading on Tuesday, after the company agreed to sell the international businesses of the Natural American Spirit brand to Japan Tobacco Group (JAPAF) for $5 billion."

[Anonymous No.14023150]

>>14022576
Here’s why
I swear they need to chop off or break this fucker’s fingers

[Anonymous No.14023188]

>>14023150
It's just a knee-jerk reaction again. He can sink the S&P 500 3% with a tweet because people are shaky. He can also make it go up 3% for the same reason.

[Anonymous No.14023300]

Tomorrow or Friday this shitty market takes a fat dump and I'm getting the robinhood high score. Buy SDS and UVXY while they're cheap

[Anonymous No.14023339]

A correction is coming, you know it to be true

[Anonymous No.14023340]

>>14023300 (dublel dubs!)
God I hope so.

I’ve been buying SQQQ, SDOW, SDS, grabbed some more when the Mexican delegation left with a no-deal.

You think vix is the way to go?

[Anonymous No.14023359]

>>14023339
>>14023340

It all must crash to nothing. No deal until 2020, much FUD, etc. When NDX to 3,000, then we bull.

[Anonymous No.14023377]

*bark* new thread!! ^^P

>>14023369
>>14023369
>>14023369
>>14023369

[Anonymous No.14023391]

>>14023340
Of course the Mexicans left the table, and so will the Chinese. Why wouldn't they after being burned so bad and taking as many hits as they have?

TVIX is the truth and the best way to go imo. 2x leverage is for big dicked chads like us

[Literal Boomer No.14023435]

>>14023391
I don't think it's because the Mexicans walked away, I think it's because Trump wasn't even at the meeting, his underlings can't authorize anything, can't compromise anything either.