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>see email about cake in the break room
>immediately get up and go to the break room
>break room is empty
>it’s some chocolate leftover graduation cake
>get some
>before leaving let out a nasty fart right on that cake that smells of rotten eggs
>leave
>see people in a group walking into the break room
>hear “Oh my God, what is that smell”
>see them all leave with no cake in hand, with disgusted faces
>mfw more cake for me

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That was you?!

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>Co-worker I hate walks into work with his stupid dog
>Everyone is crowding around the rat dog and petting it
>I'm getting no attention
>walk by dog and let out a bodacious protein fart
>Say "wow, the dog must have done it"
>Follow the dog around the whole day ruining my new underwar
> boss eventually tells co-worker he has to take the dog home
>Mfw