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We're all gonna make it edition

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>>14002888

>> No.14009790
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AAAAAA

>> No.14009843
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the market is fucking invincible
We're never going red again

>> No.14009871
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No no no! It was supposed to crash! WTF I thought it was doom time. No this can't be happening. I can't wait any longer we need total all out armafuckinggeddon right now. We need to accelerate the collapse and begin the global thermonuclear warfare ASAP. What the fuck is taking it so long?

>> No.14009935

THIS BAKER HAS FUCKED THIS SHIT UP TOO MANY TIMES ALREADY FUCK IT. I MAY HAVE EATEN SOME BROADS PUSSY TONIGHT BUT I WILL NEVER EVER ALLOW MOTHER FUCKERS TO CONTINUE THIS SHIT. AND EAT A DICK WE'RE SELLING OFF HARD AGAIN.

>> No.14009947

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8kijMxFDE8

>> No.14010211

https://www.newsweek.com/tiananmen-square-massacre-china-says-us-violating-international-law-honoring-30th-anniversary-1442014

china is probably going to wait and ban 100 us companies at once

>> No.14010244

>>14010211
NOTHING HAPPEND 30 YEARS AGO, AND IF CHINA HAD BALLS THEY'D PULL SOME PEARL HARBOR SHIT AGAIN, THEY MEMBER HOW THAT WORKED OUT FOR THEM NOT ONCE BUT TWO TIMES.

>> No.14010265

I ALSO WANT TO SAY I HATE NIGGERS AND ANYBODY WHO ISN'T KOREAN.

>> No.14010270

>>14009738
Tomorrow will be brutal

>> No.14010301
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Looking forward to another green $VRUS day.

Get your tickets before the moon shot friendos.

>> No.14010336

>>14010270
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SHIT, REMINDER PEOPLE STILL BOUGHT BONDS 4 DAYS AGO.

>> No.14010355

>>14010270
AND I JUST HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL ORGASM OF MY LIFE I WAS 69ING THIS BROAD AND I CAME ALL OVER HER WHILE SHE CAME ALL OVER ME AND THEN WE SPENT LIKE 5 MINUTES GIGGLING AND SHIT LAUGHING OVER HOW GOOD OUR SEX WAS. FINALLY WE DID CLEAN UP.

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This was the last pump to get out, if you're not shorting the titanic then you're fucking retarded,

SPX 1800 incoming.

>> No.14010405

>>14010363
LET US HOPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srurL8U2YCg

>> No.14010427

Its gotta be exhausting living your life as a contrarian meme baggie, give in and buy LCI before its too late for the moonshot

>> No.14010438
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Anyone else notice that while markets are rising, precious metals are rising as well? Aren't PM's where money flows when people are scared?

>Walt Disney World plans to debut a new nighttime show this year at Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party from Nov. 8-Dec. 22
Christmas, not Holiday. VERY bullish.

>>14010301
>$VRUS
Where do they source from?
Based on commodities futures (and common knowledge), food is about to get REAL expensive, I'd expect margins to be crushed.

>>14009790
>Double McDolands
I shouldn't have sold my MCD...

>>14010336
God damn it now it's not going to happen!

>> No.14010442

>>14010355
Go look at Gold Prices coming up on 52+ Week highs.

>> No.14010445

>>14010363
THIS ISN'T THE TITANTIC, THIS ISN'T SOME FUCKING BULL SHIT DESIGN FROM THE FUCKING ISLAND OF MANN THIS IS FUCKING REAL AMERICAN LIVES WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. LIKE THAT KID WHO'S PARENTS OVER STAYED THEIR VISA BUT IS IN HIS 5TH YEAR OF MEDICAL SCHOOL. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS AN ETHNICITY PROGRAM TO GET HIM IN THE SCHOOL FROM HEAD NIGGER'S TIME OF MASTER AT ALL STEAK DINNERS.

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>>14010270

Nah it'll be fine. I'm expecting small range between day high and low.

>> No.14010460

>>14010445

uh, sure.

>> No.14010467

>>14010448
go tell the chinese that theyre spiking gold

>> No.14010469

>>14010460
IF MY BALLS WEREN'T DRAINED AS MUCH AS THEY ARE RIGHT NOW, I'D TELL YOU THE SKY IS FALLING, BUT FUCK IT WATCH AND LEARN KIDDO.

>> No.14010472

WILL LGCY MOON AGAIN? I BOUGHT AT .50 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.14010481

>>14010472
WAIT 10 YEARS FOR 7 DOLLARS YOU FUCKING SCRUB.

>> No.14010491

>>14010472
This is a painful lesson that one must learn repeatedly.

I'm probably going to learn it again tomorrow.

Has anyone honestly never been dumped on for chasing a P&D?

(Also don't buy /smg/ memestocks)

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>>14010469

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NEW REAL BREAD

>>14010603
>>14010603
>>14010603


Im not doing this not in the catalog bs tomorrow morning, not again

>>14010603
>>14010603
>>14010603

>> No.14010750

>>14010517
LETS HAVE ONE OF THESE TOGETHER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfe4TxvUOiw&t=35s

>> No.14010770

$DIS gap fill incoming

>> No.14010822

>>14010770
NAH THEY'RE EMPLOYING NIGGERS AND ILLEGALS FOR TOO MUCH MONEY, PLUS THEY'RE TOTALLY KEKED ON THEIR TALENT POOL FROM HOLLYWOOD AND SHIT. I'D SHORT THEM UNTIL THEY FIGURE OUT THEY ALREADY OWN HOLLYWOOD AND CAN KICK THEIR TALENT ASIDE FOR BETTER LOOKING INDIVIDUALS AND LESS REMAKES OF SHIT FROM THE 80S OR OLDER.

>> No.14010841

>>14010770
NOT TO MENTION KICKING A DUDE THAT WANTS 20 MIL FOR THE JOB TO GET A GUY THAT DOES A BETTER JOB AND IS YOUNGER FOR .3 IS SMART BUSINESS SENSE.

>> No.14010914

FUTURES ARE NEON GREEN RIGHT

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>>14010211
Chinese gov don't understand the Streisand effect. Also, "violation of international law" is an odd accusation to make. China want to go cry to the UN or something?

>> No.14010972

>>14010942
TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KKNOW ABOUT the Streisand effect AND CHINA DOESN'T UNDERSTAND US HOLDS HIGH CHAIR IN EVERY GLOBAL FUCKING CIRCLE JERK OR SOMETHING?

>> No.14010980

All you faggots who mocked my gamestop puts HAHAHAHA

Protip:Next is uber amd amd fitbit

>> No.14010986

>>14010980
FUCK IT, WIN OR LOSE, LIVE FREE I'M FUCKING SHOOTING MY SELF IN THE HEAD BECAUSE FUCK YOU FAGGOTS.

>> No.14011051

>>14010770
What gap?
>>14010841
What’re you taking about?

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>tfw I could have shilled this more and you much richer boys could have become even more richerer

>> No.14011159

>>14010438
>$VRUS

They get their food from a variety of channels and they're diversified into different sectors of the food industry.

They source products in the US, the Netherlands, India, among others. And they sell products in almost every continent.

>> No.14011316

>>14010986
this is my first time in /smg/ is 2 years and youre still here. dont kill yourself.

>> No.14011340

Pajeet here with a quick update. A major real estate financing company is on the verge of default. They failed to pay their interest for this week. They have one week before they considered to be defaulted.
A bunch of mutual funds had huge exposure and as a result are down 30%.

>> No.14011847

>>14009738
I'm still down because of NVDA fucking hell.

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Bros.....I've been telling you to buy AMD

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>not buying the dip

>> No.14012135

>>14012091
>better go all in after this abnormal spike in prices that came out of the blue, what could go wrong?
UVXY cheapies for me

>> No.14012155

>>14012135
>go all in
that's a silly assumption. only portfoliolets think it's a binary decision - you should maintain a cash position you're comfortable with and make incremental purchases based on predetermined dip levels

>> No.14012298

The last time the Fed cut rates after a cycle was August 17 in 2007. The market went up 6% to October 26th of that year, and then the GFC hit.

If the Fed needs to start cutting rates then the game is up. We get some more bad news on the trade front and the market is going to shit the bed.

In the meantime however, green.

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>>14012298
no no just listen to gentle Jerome

they know what tools they need to use to keep inflation and unemployment in line

the fed is in complete control of this one now, there won't be any problems

just hush your little worries

it's not going to be like all those other times

>> No.14012350

I wouldn't so annoyed if I had either taken my profits monday, or if it hadn't shot back up more than it fell the next day

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>>14010265
koreanigger get out

>> No.14012462

>>14010986
Bagholder has been snorting cocaine again I see

>> No.14012531

>>14012328
>the fed is in complete control of this one now
Sell everything.

>> No.14012558

>>14012082
it's gonna sink hard during trading hours. I've been watching AMD for months now and the pattern has been cyclical. Sell AMD on Fridays, buy Mondays

>> No.14012564

>>14012298
>after a cycle
If you already know that it's after a cycle, then that's sort of begging the question. Like, of course there's a crash after whatever event you name happens.

>> No.14012611

rate my 10% green week rally music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsX3ATc3FbA

>> No.14012660

Market rises on speech clouds while fundamentals get worse

Enjoy your fumes bzoomers, I'll be waiting in the grasses

>> No.14012671

>>14012611

>K-Pop shit

-10/10

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>>14012558
But today is Wednesday, Anon.

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>everyone acting like it's christmas when spy is still down 5% since may

>> No.14012864

Expectations for today?

Continue of the bullrun or sell off from yesterday's gains?

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=P1efOWDoWhs

Thread theme

>> No.14012903

>>14012859
yes its called return to normal

>> No.14012912
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>>14012864
Starts off green but turns red by noon.

>> No.14012920

>>14012864
bullrun continues but not as hot as yesterday

>> No.14012968
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>>14012903
>yes its called return to normal

>> No.14012985

Some of you guys are alright, make sure to stay out of galt today.

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>PROTIP

We're going down, boys. Prepare for the market SQQQuish.

>> No.14013024
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>>14013013
>Let's short this market
>with no survivors

>> No.14013043

when is the first bank collapsing?

>> No.14013052

ADP jobs up just 27K in May
Jun. 5, 2019 8:15 AM ET|By: Gaurav Batavia, SA News Editor
May ADP Jobs Report: +27K vs. +175K consensus, 271K prior (revised).

OH NO NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14013075

THESE BEARS PRAYED ON MY DOWNFALL
THESE BEARS PRAYED ON MY DOWNFALL
I WENT LONG BITCH I STOOD TALL
SHOWIN THESE PUSSY POSTERS HOW TO BALL

>> No.14013083

>>14009871
Never going to happen

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>>14013052

>> No.14013141

>>14013052
How is 27K new jobs a small number?

>> No.14013146

>>14013052
just an anomaly, nothing to worry about

>> No.14013168

>>14013052
Abiertamos rojos, mis conchas?

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>>14013024

Pedal to the Metal, Mr. Boglan.

>> No.14013198

>>14010469
Based boomer

>> No.14013263

>>14013141
dont worry, only meeting 20% of our estimate is good. continue buying stock.

>> No.14013331

gold is hitting $1350 resistance, will it finally break through

>> No.14013338

anyone cvs today? they announced new heathcare "clinics"

>> No.14013383
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holy shit, its actually happening. small companies already mass laying off people

EXIT ALL EQUITIES.
REPEAT, EXIT ALL EQUITIES.

>> No.14013444
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>>14013383
This is just an anomaly, nothing to worry about

>> No.14013460
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>>14013052
>>14013383
>>14013444 (checked)

>> No.14013524

niggers

>> No.14013528

>>14013444
Orange man save us

>> No.14013549

bad jobs numbers nobody fucking cares all they're thinking about is no more rate kikes, and you know what. fuck this where the fuck's my gun.

>> No.14013562

It's gonna be another green day, boys.

>> No.14013582

Strap in boys looks like the gainz train is back

>> No.14013597

Is buying BSV still worth it or nah?

>> No.14013604
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>>14012864

The hopium bump will give way to clarity in the realization that literally nothing improved since yesterday at all, and risking a lot of cash on vague promises from Uncle P. is literally FOMO-tier Pajeet Phone App Scam """investing."""

>> No.14013612

Why the fuck are dudeweeds going up so much? Why the fuck did I sell yesterday?!

>> No.14013613
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>didn’t catch the cheapies
>didn’t DCA down
grrrrrrrrr
Bull season too soon, shoo shoo bull

>> No.14013634

tfw you had bought spy $281 calls yesterday for 35 cents ((>-<))

>> No.14013639

>>14013612
>>14013460
>>14013383
Shut up bitchtits

>> No.14013641

>>14013612
Yep. I trimmed now that it was finally less painful.

I trimmed when I should have DCAd.

>buy high sell low

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Today's the day.

>> No.14013693
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>>14013657
Like lambs to the slaughter

Is this a bullish chart? Time to buy?

>> No.14013701

fucking elizanigger warren is letting her campaign staff unionize, following fucking fidel castro's bastard son and uncle bernie. these are the 25k jobs that were created last month. Happy fucking recession you fucking niggers. buying tvix today

>> No.14013704

>>14013549
Don't do it baggie! Think about it!

>> No.14013706
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>>14013693

I'm sitting on 1,000 Shares right now. Waiting for the rug to get pulled out from underneath all the dummies today, and then I can quit my job.

>> No.14013713

go go go

>> No.14013722
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>>14013701
Good morning

>> No.14013764

>>14013706
Wait, which dummies?

>> No.14013769
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Here comes the FUD...
(((Jew, jew, jew, jew)))
Here comes the FUD
And I said, why'd I buy?
(((Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew, jew, jew, jew, jew jew)))

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>>14013764

Yesterday's FOMO Bulls.

>> No.14013787

>>14013383
Of course they are. Another false Green Day, and then the red scare.

>> No.14013798

>>14013722
Did you see the fucking jobs report? Our economy is already fucked.

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>>14013722
>>14013798

THE ABSOLUTE BAGMAN!

>> No.14013864
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*ahem*

ALL TOGETHER NOW!

>Oh, I fell in to a burning ring of FOMO...
>Account's down, down, down on a shitty tip from a homo.
>And (((they))) earn, earn, earn...
>From stupid buyers...
>Going down in fire...

>> No.14013888

Boy there sure is a lot of RED THIS MORNING

>> No.14013897
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Ror! Buongiorno brothers. Its gonna be a battlefield out there today. Go and win the fight! You're the best around!

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> mfw CRON

>> No.14013921

$VRUS hitting $0.02 today.

Next stop the moon!

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>>14012889

REFR

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>>14013914
Andrew Garnock gonna do for $VRUS what he did for $CRON.

>> No.14013951

>>14012808
What did I say?

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>>14013798
I hope so. A crash would be fucking fantastic

>> No.14013957

Fuck it, i'm buying calls.

>> No.14013969

>>14012889

how much did you put in to make this much gains

>> No.14014093

>Uber get yet another buy rating

what the fuck am I missing?

>> No.14014111

>>14013945
What does that mean?

>> No.14014134

time to fill my bags with the fucking crude cheapies.

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>>14014093

You're really trading based off of Jewish opinions?

You know none of these analysts, experts, economists, etc. know any more about what is going to happen than you do, Anon. Trust yourself and yourself only when making investment decisions.

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Get in where you fit in

>> No.14014155

>>14014136
Have you fucking seen the shit I've done?!? Why the fuck should anybody, even me, trust me?

>> No.14014157

>>14014111
Andrew Garnock just bought 25% of $VRUS. The same guy who bought a large stake in the company that would eventually become $CRON.

From my understanding he isn't a passive investor. He works with the companies he invests in.

It's a rarity that an OTC stock gets actual funding let alone funding at the market price from an unrelated third party accredited private investor.

$VRUS to the moon.

>> No.14014160

>>14014134
thank you baggy, just bought puts on USO

>> No.14014164

>>14011159
Huh. Neat!
Hopefully I’ll get the chance to look into. It’s definitely not as exciting as the other pennies I like, but they’ve already had their run it looks like.

>> No.14014179

>>14013952
You say that now, but it's not so fun when milk is $10 a gallon.

>> No.14014192

>>14014179
this. people wish for a crash but have never experienced what a real crash can be like. read: it can be as bad as venezuela

>> No.14014200

>>14014164
Doesn't need to be sexy to make money.

They pulled in $5 million in revenue last year.

They received a $600k loan with notes convertible at $0.1. that's 10x the current share price.

People with deep pockets are willing to bet on this with actual skin in the game.

>> No.14014208

>>14014179
>implying shit skins, chinks and jews aren't lactose intolerant and will actually create a demand for dairy to drive the price to $10.

>> No.14014257
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Well... 90% is seeming more and more achievable every day

>> No.14014272

>>14014136
I feel like Christian Bale in The Big Short desu.I know its shit but the market is being fucking manipulated

>> No.14014279

Just wait until the Fed's beige book comes out this afternoon, then you'll see how fucked we really are. Gonna pop some champagne when this bad boy hits the press.

>> No.14014321

>>14014279
I uhhh... what data is even in that thing

We’re tasing off hopes of a rate cut, so I’m not even sure of bad news is bad.

>> No.14014340

>>14014192
>>14014179
Why would prices go up in a crash?

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>>14014272
>>14014279

Yeah, they put out an article yesterday that the reports from the Exchanges showed all of that rally was like 98% algorithmic robot trading triggering off of "The Fed" and "Rate Increase" keywords and RSIs touching 30%. Now all the real people came back and greed mixed with reality is coming back into the driver's seat.

SQQQ on the march to gains as we fall into the abyss.

>> No.14014374
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>14013769
if you're able to retire solely off dividends you don't need to worry about having to sell during a recession

>> No.14014415

>>14014340
Cuz the currency those prices are denominated in is losing value. Also, limited supply because producers going bankrupt.

>> No.14014423

>>14010244
This place is where retards come to discuss “stocks”?

>> No.14014443

>>14014423
*stonks

>> No.14014445

Is this a crash? literally everything on my watchlist is going down.

>> No.14014448

>>14014423
Ignore that retard

>> No.14014449

>>14010244
>China = Japan

>> No.14014456

>>14014346
well my puts are months out but it still sucks being down 40-70%

>> No.14014476

>>14014374
kek

>> No.14014512

Unironically pulling out and putting money in crypto.
Not really, but I'm just bored and want to dream of a life better than this wageslaving.

>> No.14014530

WTF IS HAPPENING TO MY CALLS GOD DAMN IT!!!!

>> No.14014539
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>>14014512
iktf friend, one day we will make it.

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Wow. I chased SQQQ all the way to the top and bought there. One day I’ll learn discipline about letting the price come to me, I really frigging hope.

>>14014512
Dreams are for sleep, fren.

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We gonna get another basket of based Bernie cheapies?

Even in a recession, people are still gonna shop at Walmart. not as much as the dollar stores though.

>> No.14014600

So someone tell me a little more about the fed. Yesterday they came out and said they would be willing to reduce the interest rates if needed. Basically saying we would like to continue to hold the market up, and the housing market for that matter too. Why? Aren’t they just creating a bubble? How is this a good thing? Give your take on this to a brainlet like myself.

My brainlet, retard, conspiracy theory senses are telling me the fed wants to see Trump re-elected. Then raise the rates, send that bubble crashing down and get some real demononic dem president post Trump. Thoughts?

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TFW I closed my puts to get calls and the market starts to decline...

>> No.14014653

>>14014157
So I should throw away $150 on another shilled penny stock that I'll never see again. Sounds good!

>> No.14014654

>>14014612
It's time to stop posting

>> No.14014664

>>14014654
kys fagget

>> No.14014682

In this thread:
Hundreds of innocent and naive posters try to fight the crab, week in and week out
“Calls” “puts” “leveraged ETFs” “inverse ETFs” is what they yell out day after day
But the crab, the King Crab, will have his way

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THIS FUCKING CLOWN MARKET.

> Mr. Market: "YIPPE KAY EEE MOTHERFUCKER RATE CUTS LETS PRICE IT WITH RALLY!!!"
> Muffled voice from locker, Mr. Macro Analyst: "but rate cuts mean worse economic outlook hence the rate cut"
> Mr. Market: "RATE CUT? RALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>> No.14014710

>>14014686
Does everyone think they can just pull out in time?

>> No.14014725

>>14014111
Watsed digtits.

>> No.14014734

>>14014600
It's a dogwhistle to let you know that long term puts are going on sale.

>> No.14014743

>>14014595
So he’s right?

>> No.14014750

>>14014179
I dont get this. Do people really drink that much milk?

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14014772

Dow Jones Industrial Average trades like penny stock.

>> No.14014774

Damn, looks like the real GALAXY brain play was shorting the russlel

>>14014710
It’s why there’s always Plan B

>> No.14014776

>>14014340
Food always has vslue cause you NEED it. Paper money is useless and when its value goes down the need to stuff your face and drive to work stays the same

>> No.14014790

>>14014600
>Yesterday they came out and said they would be willing to reduce the interest rates if needed

This is Janny and Laurel thing. Powell made his put: labor market has to get worse before rate cut is in menu.

Now Mr. Clown Market heard just the rate cut part.

>> No.14014802

>>14014445
Yup, pull out now or face doom

>> No.14014830
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH7oYkQVB3I

C R A B
R
A
B

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>>14014445

You better start believin' in Bear Markets, Ms. Turner.

>>14014802

Some trading theme music for today:

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

>> No.14014853

Damn should I buy this fat IFRX dip??

>> No.14014856

Up 8% on $IDN - did anyone else buy with me Monday?

>> No.14014861

>>14014856
>forgot to remove name
Fucks sake I'm retarded

>> No.14014869

>>14014856

You can only ride the coattails of getting trips on the day you get them, Yesterday's OP Anon.

>> No.14014877

>>14014861
Leave it on!

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JUST

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OH BABY I TOLD YOU GUYS TO GET OUT

>> No.14014924

>he fomoed in?

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>>14014902

>Actual picture of me right now in this very moment

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Financial sector getting assfucked, and utilities are all green (reversal from yesterday). The rest of the market is mixed. Trade safe out there anons!

>> No.14014954

Just WOW at Altria getting crushed as their large investment dudeweed vehicle Cronos is up 7+%

>>14014929
Those coins are filthy. Imagine the smell. Bleh.
>SDOW lost me money, luckily I went much harder into sqqq
>>14014856
>>14014861
That is your name now, deal with it.

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>>14014902

>> No.14014964

>>14014895
jesus what's that about?

>> No.14014978

>>14014964
Product failure.

>> No.14014987

>>14014929
I hope you wash your hands afterwards

>> No.14014999

>>14014869
>Yesterday's OP Anon
thats his name now

>> No.14015004

>>14014929
Think it’s sustainable?
I’m getting the feeling it’s about to snap back. Not moving much anymore right now...

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14015043

Whew, for a minute I was sure I bought the fucking top again

>> No.14015046

>>14014978
Interesting, just skimmed through their report today. Were you long in their stock?

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>>14014902
>>14014955
aaand we are back. TQQQ chads win again

>> No.14015066

>>14014953
281 support.

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>>14015062

>> No.14015071

>>14015046
Nope just read the article, friend. Might buy in though, that's a juicy dip.

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>>14014999
Ok, but I refuse to use a tripcode

>> No.14015085

>>14014750
It's just a metaphor bruv

>> No.14015098

>>14015071
I was thinking the same. It doesn't look completely fatal, so throwing a couple hundred bucks at this on a 90% discount doesn't sound too bad.

>> No.14015100

>>14012558
Should I buy calls for Friday the 14th then?

>> No.14015134
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14015134

Mornin' /smg/, how's the first hour and a half been?

>> No.14015190

>>14015134
Sold my calls at the open, and scalped puts.

>> No.14015191

>>14015134
down $300.00 on FANG (Diamond Back Energy, US Domestic Oil Co), if crude keeps dropping its going to hurt

>> No.14015209

>>14015134
Altria making me mouth water for cheapies

>> No.14015225

>>14015134
Up 1.5%, sold $CMG, holding $IDN because it's still mooning

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NAKD!!!!

>> No.14015249

Alright, how low we gonna let sqqq go before we buy more?

>> No.14015269
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14015269

Uhhhh... Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. If you'll notice, I've turned on the seatbelt sign. Please return to your accounts, and sit tight while we descend a little in altitude to get us out of this FUDulence. If you look out the window to your left you'll see ^NDX crusing altitude to 6,900' by end of day. 70 degrees Fahrenheit; Local time 11:03 a.m.

We realize you have a choice when buying, and want to thank you for FUDding with Index Air. Welcome to New York. We'll be bankrupt shortly. Order Takers, cross-jew and prepare for landing.

>> No.14015280

>>14015249
i don't fucking touch triple leveraged etfs, those things are difficult to trade, there's all kinds of documentation you need to read to really understand the funds objectives, and they're kinda complicated. just buy spy and wait.

>> No.14015299

>>14015280

pussy

>> No.14015313

So is oil done falling? im $1000 in profit on my puts and thinking about selling
thanks again baggy for being my contrarian indicator

>> No.14015327

picked some more shares of LEG today. once the trade war ends its going to soar. just going to keep dollar cost averaging until it does. divvy aristocrat that just increased its divvy again.

its so much better not worrying constantly about share price appreciation

>> No.14015332

>>14015313
I should add that im a europoor and market closes in 9 min for me

>> No.14015341

>>14015299
well what can i say? You are what you eat son.

>> No.14015343

>>14015134
Almost as beautiful as the weather today. It's enough to make a man feel chuffed. Looking up classic Corniches for sale. Corniche is such a better name than Dawn, don't you think?

>> No.14015345

>annual dividend yield 6.35%
Goddamn... do I put the rest of my IRA into MO, or wait and see if goes lower when shit starts to really breakdown...

>> No.14015354

Hey this might be a stupid question but I'm new to all this, can you still trade Crypto while the stock market is closed?

>> No.14015360

>>14015341

but you eat ass?

>> No.14015365

>>14015345
add some OXY to your IRA

>> No.14015380

Fight the crab, fight the crab

Fight all you like
Get as clever as you think you can get
Yes you’re a big boy now, you can make all these exciting trades and watch graphs all day
You can’t be snibbed by fees or taxes or theta or all the other kinds of decay
You can’t be brought low by fees or delays or algos or unexpected gaps
Oh no, not you
You’re special, only other traders get snibbed
You won’t get snibbed, not again, will you?
You’ll buy those options and leveraged ETFs and be right every time and come back and brag to your big important friends in smg about how you beat the crab, right?

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>>14015269
>Order Takers, cross-jew and prepare for landing.

>> No.14015389

>>14015354
No, that's why it's "closed"

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Titanium support on NAKD

$1 EOD

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>>14015190
Nice moves, calls bought yesterday? Those must've exploded

>>14015191
Balls of steel for holding energy in recent times. Although, I don't know if you're into charts, but it looks like FANG hasnt been falling as much as XLE sector, and actually has been holding head above $95 week to week

>>14015209
God damn, that div yield % is enticing. Monitoring it now.

>>14015225
Selling CMG on mexico tariff news?

>>14015343
I dunno, they both sound like a name that would make your kid hate you

Any of you guys have Discord, by chance?

>> No.14015436

When we getting that beige book? Need some data to make these bulls look down and realize theirs no longer any ground beneath them.

>>14015409
Discord is for mentally ill trannies
So probably some of smg does

>> No.14015478

>“Job growth is moderating," said Mark Zandi, chief economist of Moody’s Analytics, in a statement. "Labor shortages are impeding job growth, particularly at small companies, and layoffs at brick-and-mortar retailers are hurting.”

The sky is not falling. Read the fucking report. There is actually a LABOR SHORTAGE because full employment is impossible.

>> No.14015488

How in the ABSOLUTE FUCK did I forget about the YANG ETF?!

That’s literally exactly what I should’ve bought when the tariffs were announced, it’s up like 30% in the past month.

Why am I such a fucking retard.

Me going talk like me IQ in future X_X

>> No.14015493

>>14015354
Don't listen to he other guy, you can trade crypto 24/7 365, crypto markets are different from the NYSE, which is what closes

>> No.14015531

>>14015478
>There is actually a LABOR SHORTAGE because full employment is impossible.

This explanation completely escapes any Keynes derived economy theory so *steps into clown shoes*

>> No.14015545

>>14015478
>labor shortage
k

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>>14015280
Although I don't agree in them being "difficult to trade" (just make sure its liquid and high vol lul), I do suggest only using them for day trades, never hold that shit overnight. If you are, just go with a non-leveraged version, only 1x.

Also, they're not that complicated, unless you're buying into an ETF that deals in rolling over futures contracts, contango/backwardation, ETNs (notes), etc etc. Most of the major SPDR and big name lev etfs that deal w main indicies don't mess with all that. The more exotic products and exotic underlyings do.

>>14015436
I don't know about that, but we're putting together a team of traders there, really organized and built on people from all levels of experience. Its more of a group for people to meet and exchange ideas, teach each other and be taught. Thought some /smg/tards would be interested.

>> No.14015617
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Campbell Souuuuuuup

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>>14015488
There will be other opportunities, don't lose sleep over it.

>>14014374
Mornin' divvyfriend

>> No.14015690

Crypto is fucking shit lads

>> No.14015698

>>14015690

This thread is fucking shit

>> No.14015713

>>14015690
Yeah... I kind of hate it. I don’t know why I’m buying those dips instead of DCAing more into MO, which is a based company that is actually worth something.

I’m thinking I might just get the fix out, cut my losses, and start paying attention again when it finally crashes.

>> No.14015740

AMD 35 BY FRIDAY

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>>14015690
>>14015698
Both true. Did everyone run off to lunch or something?

>>14015713
I dumped big bucks into T a couple weeks ago, almost the same situation as MO. Gonna reap some big divs. Just watch the weekly candles instead to find the right time to pull the trigger.

>> No.14015760

>>14015698
you're right, being in this thread for the past few years has been nice, but I think it's time for me to move on to greater things, like crypto currency trading. godspeed everybody.

>> No.14015765
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14015765

IT'S THE LUNCHTIME JEW-DOWN JAMBOREE!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAW!!!

>> No.14015770

>>14015409
>>Nice moves, calls bought yesterday? Those must've exploded

Sure did to both.

>> No.14015795

>>14015760
At least pop by to tell us what bags you are holding

>> No.14015808

>>14015760
you heard it here first folks, crypto is going to shit. stay with boomer stocks.

>> No.14015817

Ouch where are the oil kids at

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>>14015755
>>14015755
(Dubs checkedem)

1.What is this, trading view?

2.How to use daily candles to find time to strike?

>> No.14015832

There are some VERY low premium GALT October $2 calls for sale
Priced better than the $4 calls. Barely any premium.
Buying

>> No.14015843
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14015843

***rrrrrrriiiiiiinnnngggg***

***rrrrrrriiiiiiinnnngggg***

***ch-click***

>B-bonjour?

>Bogdanhill: Zie rally ees ovair. C'est fini. Domp eet, s'il vous plait.

>Mon dieu...

>> No.14015848

how rich will I be if I go all in on oil etns now, just before US invades Iran?

>> No.14015857

>>14015832
Ah there weren’t very many
Sorry lads sales over

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>>14015830
1 - Koyfin.com. Very good, free, site that lets you dive into more fundamental stuff (like dividend yield % history) as well as historical charts. You just have to make an account but everything is free.

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We're drawing the lowercase "h" on the charts, boys! Here comes the crash!

Trust me. I have a long dick.

>> No.14016041

>>14015848
Very rich dude come one hop on the train

>> No.14016047
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Since no one wants to trade today, what should I get for lunch lads?

>> No.14016048

>>14016041
One hop this time
REVERSE REVERSE
Take it back now y‘all

>> No.14016075

>>14016047
coconut chicken sounds good

>> No.14016079

>>14016047
That‘s fucking expensive wtf do cityfags really pay that much to eat out?

>> No.14016083

>>14016047
Sushi regular combo

I’m having sushi for lunch also, 20 bucks 3 rolls

>> No.14016101

>>14016083

I'm about to go grab The Lord's Chicken here in a minute.

>> No.14016136

>>14016047
Get 2-3 spicy tuna rolls and mail one to me at work

>> No.14016140

>>14016047
11 dollars for a piece of Uni and no Madai fuck this place.

>> No.14016180

>>14016047
They don't even have any Fluke ffs.

>> No.14016204

>>14016079

I'm in flyover country. Prices are about average. What do you eat, roadkill?

>>14016083

based

>> No.14016223

>>14016047
>>14016136
Get the sushi and sashimi combo and post a picture please, havent had any good sushi since I left hawaii

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>>14015984
Oh wow, that’s really fuckkng cool!

>Yen still rising, as S&P still rising, as precious metals still rising
Uhhhh... what did mr. Market mean by this?

>>14016048
You’re WAYY to young to know that song. How the fuck do you know that weird fuckkng song?

>>14016047
Ikura!

>flyover country
You eat sushi when you’re not close to a coast?

>> No.14016263

Looking like a Spicy Crab roll on the markets today. Gotta be careful out there

Hope it isn’t costing anyone more than $6.25
;^)

Snippity snag, load up those bags :)

>> No.14016298

>>14016263
I lost 7 thousand dollars today because I didn't exit my puts yesterday due to not wanting to be flagged for PDT ((they)) can suck my big five inch cock,

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>>14015830
2 - When I first started, I deep dove into everything technical, all the indicators oscillators, all that shit, and I can tell you: the best way to trade is to keep it as clean and light as possible. Let the movements of the market do all the gruntwork.

4h/Daily cands and up are good for trend trading. You want to cap a large meaty part of trends that get kicked upward and climb for weeks, then get out when people start to dump in force.

Just view this chart for a very simple example, it uses 2 simple, common lines: the 200 SMA (green) and the faster, shorter term 50 SMA (blue). Blue above green is stronger. Price above both of those is strongest run. Observe certain recurring scenarios for entry:

RB: Risky Buy, the 50 is under 200, but the price is breaking above the 50 at this time. Its risky to buy in, but strength is increasing. If you buy, set a tight stop to get out in case it fails (chances are higher it will with a buy here)

B1: A bit of a stronger buy than RB, as price has already surpassed 50, and is now passing above 200. Again, you're going to want to set stops in case in flounders, you can see it does in a few situations here, falls back under 200.

B2: This is the safest and seemingly most strongest time to buy. Price has recovered, blown past 50, 200, and now youre using the 50 crossing up over the 200 as the sign of most strength. You've missed a chunk of gains on the way up, but have also sidestepped any risk and time it could have carried on the way up.

S: Price that falls sharply under 50 then 200 indicates a nice point to short. Shorting once a dagger under 200 is a chance to profit, but you'll need tight stops. If the 50 follows and falls under the 200, carries more strength on the dagger.

Once you're in a strong trend (2016 to 2018), its nice to move stops up, a little under 200 sma, wouldve safely got you out in 2018 when market rolled. Strong daggers down are good, because you can start monitoring for RB B1 B2 buying again

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>>14016047
Get the hibachi tendies from the kids menu

>> No.14016340

Is there anyone more retarded than permabears?

>> No.14016364

>>14016047
Sashimi platter if you're real, you won't.

>> No.14016383

>>14016340
Permabulls :^)

>> No.14016398

>>14016204
I can get like 8 cali rolls for $10 here lmao that restaurant is utter kikery.

>>14016244
Checked. I have good taste.

>> No.14016403
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>>14016340
Animals that trade options on margin

>> No.14016426
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>>14016403
>Animals that trade options on margin
Well hello there

>> No.14016428

>>14016306
Thanks fren for breaking it down for this brainlet. Will be checkin it out on koyfin later

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>>14016306
>>14015830
>>14016244
Also to add, these are just 2 simple indicator overlays, but observe as many different companies from diff sectors and charts as you can, see what your tolerance for buying and setting stops are. Try as hard as possible to avoid hindsight bias and remain neutral when observing charts, don't run into confirmation bias. Lets stops take you out small if youre wrong and let you run big and hot if youre right. Find a nice clean combo if things that help give you an edge. Personally, I also like the Ichimoku cloud as a tell sometimes (just the cloud part, strip out all the other lagging lines). Don't be afraid to pull out to longer candles & timeframes.

>> No.14016437

>Green on LCI
This is it boys, I'll send you all a buttcoin (BSV) when I make it, goodbye

>> No.14016465

>>14016426
>invest entire account in one stock with margin
i dont see anything wrong with this

>> No.14016488

Why is there no new emerging tech or ideas. Everything feels so stagnant. Being in on Netflix and Amazon as they were coming us was so exciting. There's nothing like that now or on the foreseeable horizon.

>> No.14016498

>>14016465
Sometimes you only have to be right once.

Could be some real win for amd for new combuter graphic cords, next gen gonsoles, AND possibly huge upside in for working with Samsung now that huawei getting kneecapped

>> No.14016503
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Thanks for the grub!

>> No.14016512

>>14016503
>Thinkpad
based and pad-pilled

>> No.14016514

>>14016083
Nice, I have a turkey sandwich.

>> No.14016533

>>14016498
with shares, sure
with margin its just gambling because even a small dip could wipe you out completely, even if AMD goes to 100 in the next few years

>> No.14016563
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>>14016428
The last two posts btw (with candle charts) are actually from ThinkOrSwim. Its TDAmeritrades software, very powerful. If you like TradingView (which is also great), you'll love ToS. Amazing for charting and TAfrens.

Normally, its only for TDA account holders. However, its very easy to set up a TDA account, you fill out the info, bank ACH send over like 50 bucks, and get it all set up. Then if you really want, you can send back like 49 bucks back out to your bank w just a dollar in TDA. As long as you have funds in the TDA acct it will stay open and you'll have access to ToS software and all of TDA's website resources and research, its basically free and definitely worth it.

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>>14016428
Koyfin + FinViz is a pretty good combo for keeping tabs on markets. Like the anon from earlier in the thread said: don't overwhelm yourself with technicals. Try and keep a macro view of the markets the majority of the time. I personally only dig deep into analysis and SEC filings when I want to maybe do some earnings projections in Excel or whatever. If you're watching 1m candles with 5 indicators you'll go fucking insane.

>> No.14016580

>>14016503
That actually looks like it doesn't suck.

>> No.14016587

>>14015655
checked sanic fren

>> No.14016642
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT COCA COLA

KO MOONING AGAIN

>> No.14016659

I think shorts are finally starting to eat losses on LCI, will be interesting to see how this performs in the coming weeks assuming trade tensions don't crash the whole market

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>>14016642
Fuck yeaaah, where my KO bros at

>> No.14016750

Shill CannTrust to me, thinking about buying when a clear bottom is defined

>> No.14016751

>job numbers fucking terrible
>Trump probably still going to slap tariffs on Mexico because he's being successfully baited
>but muh rate cuts
god are normie stock market fags the epitome of brainlets?

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>>14016642
Got to love the coca cola addiction world-wide. Easily one of the best long term investments out there.

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>CNBC talking about SQQQ (increased call volume
Absolutely 100% crabbish indicator

>>14016751
Baked in
>>14016642
BUFFETTTT!!!!!!!

>>14016571
>>14016563
Thanks frens. Thas realgood.
I will get this figured out.

Been trading and researching and posting from my phone too much lately. Think it reduces the quality of my decisions.

>> No.14016814

>>14016751
Technical trading doesn't have this problem

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>>14016659
Shorts got a handle on it again. They need the lawsuit bullshit to be over with to put an end to the FUD.

>> No.14016898

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STUPID NIGGERS BUYING RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?!?!

>> No.14016924
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>>14016898
Because i'm a stupid nigger

>> No.14016926

Why does the entire economy have to fight against Mexico tariffs I just want labor rights.

>> No.14016932

>>14016879
That shit is gonna drag on for years, I think the next earnings call is going to be enough to break the short hold on it

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>>14016898
MELT UP TO THE SUN AND THEN WE COOL OFF ON THE MOON.

>> No.14016989

>>14016432
finally some quality content on /smg/, thanks!

>> No.14016990

>>14016932
It might. Some shorts are gonna get antsy and cover before then too. If enough do then it could start the cascade.

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>>14016898
I dont care about making money, I'm already severely in debt no matter what based on my interest payment calculations. So at this point, I just want to feed the FOMO beast so that others will fail. I will continue to use the fuckhuge loan that I got from the bank to make retarded buys that arent intended to generate profit and FUCK up those numbers and indicators for everyone else.
If everyone becomes broke then the barrier for me to eventually climb out of debt one day is lowered.

>> No.14017016

>>14016997
Based.

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>>14016997
At least you'll always have us

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>>14016997
Jesus, anon

>> No.14017038

>>14016997
This might be the single dumbest thing I've ever heard, the ods of your money fucking up the DD of large investors or throwing off WS algo's aren't "Close to zero" they're zero flat out, you're pissing away any chance you have at living a debt free life to spite the world but you're not even impacting it. Please reconsider your actions brother

>> No.14017051

>>14016997
Godspeed baggie

>> No.14017067

what countermeasures have the chinks taken, they havent done anything right?

>> No.14017073
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14017073

Robots need to start dumping soon...

>> No.14017115

>>14017067
They're just gonna wait for 2020 for burgers to kick Trump >>>/out/

>> No.14017120

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

holy shit is gamestop anon okay?

>> No.14017133

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE GAINS?

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>>14017133

Because you don't know when to sell?

>> No.14017164

Almost time for new bred, I'd do it but I've been court ordered to stay 100m away from new bred creation

>> No.14017171

>>14017120
The anon that bought all the puts is probably in the hospital because his erection has lasted for longer than 4 hours

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>>14017030
Ror! Plato. He had the big gay.

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>>14017164

>> No.14017205

>>14017171
now that everyone is shorting it do I go long in hopes that the new console generation will bring them back to 15/share?

>> No.14017255

>>14016997
With that attitude you’ll probably end up making money

Good luck to ya

>> No.14017258

>>14017205
I don't think a new console generation will save them at this point. Net income has been declining since 2016 and they posted a loss in 2019. I'd say unless they figure out a way to get more asses in the stores their days are numbered.

>> No.14017262

>>14017205
Gamestop is going the way of Blockbuster.

>> No.14017297

I'm looking for a short term hold I can dump 2K into, post your positions so I don't have to do any research, thanks

>> No.14017301

>>14017262
>Blockbuster
What's that? Like Avengers Endgame?

>> No.14017319

>>14017297
Dump it all into $NAKD

>> No.14017322

>>14017301
it's a codeword for minecraft erotic role play

>> No.14017341

>>14017301

KYS
Y
S

>> No.14017399

>>14017322
Checked for Shiro’s Minecraft!

>>14016898
To give us an opportunity to buy inverse ETFs lower, my fren.

Tvix looking good, SDOW and sds looking good, sqqq still not down too much.

>> No.14017404

>>14017319
it just pumped like 90% why would I throw money into a pump n dump when its the dump cycle

>> No.14017422

>>14017404
To pump it more for me, friend.

>> No.14017439

>>14017430
Migrate
>>14017430
Migrate
>>14017430
Migrate