/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14008726]

If I came into your house, put a gun to your head, and said you HAVE to quit your job and start making a salary from home - how would you do it?

Let’s say, at least enough to cover rent and food etc.

Would you sell something online? Steal copper pipes and pawn it for shekels? Prostitution?

[Anonymous No.14008741]

>season fb ads pixel
>start shilling chinese goods to normies
>????
>profit

[Anonymous No.14008766]

Start offering my writing services to people. This is constantly in demand and you can get paid well if you write well and write fast.

[Anonymous No.14008818]

>>14008726
Making custom silver pours/bars/coins and selling them on etsy.
Silver is 15/oz and a stupid 1oz skull or pirate looking round can sell for 25 and you can pour hundreds a day

[Anonymous No.14008821]

take the chickenpill and sell eggs to fancy "local free range" yuppie restaurants

[Anonymous No.14008836]

>>14008821
Why go through this trouble? Why not just buy them from farmers repackage and sell them to local yuppies as free range?

[Anonymous No.14008846]

>>14008821
Any chance you could lie and just resell them Costco eggs?

[Anonymous No.14008853]

>>14008726
... Uber

[Anonymous No.14008901]

>>14008836
There are organic approval agencies in place to prevent exactly this Kind of behaviour.
The yuppies are always one step ahead

[Anonymous No.14008928]

>>14008846
Idk, but you can rack up those 2% rewards with eggs. Can confirm

[Anonymous No.14008959]

>>14008726
offer ghostwriting services to artists on the internet and sell rap beats. already do it. already make decent income on the side from it

[Anonymous No.14009486]

>>14008901
>put the organization logo on the package
>literally profit

[Anonymous No.14009884]

>>14008726
With all the shit posting about crypto here it's surprising no one has said, "Oh, I'd just make a friggen algorithmic trading bot." Sad. Although, maybe people think of it as a dream, only to exist in revere unless through some institutionalized 'team'. It's not that TA is God, it's that you can easily identify trends in market data to make not right choices but WISE choices.

[Anonymous No.14010181]

>>14008726
Write online content, which is what I already do. The money can be pretty good if you work fast.

[Anonymous No.14010558]

>buy on ebay
>sell on amazon
>buy on amazon
>sell on ebay
>craigslist
>etc

[Anonymous No.14010917]

>>14009884
OP here, I’m actually asking because I am making a trading bot of my own and thinking about how I might be able to monetize something like that.

I’m not a quant or anything, know no data science, I’ll get into it eventually. But right now I’m focusing on just making a slick and useful UI. Tying together data from multiple exchanges, calculating PnL and etc on the fly and displaying it for you, etc.

[Anonymous No.14011048]

if i was desperate first thng i would do is buy pendants off alibaba in bulk and sell them on amazon for a 200x markup. try finding what is trendy at the moment and establish a visual brand (Good Preview Pictures basically) that conveys Quality Product. you could make at least min wage a year off this alone. its surprising how few actually understand this

on the weekends i would go to goodwill and buy all the suits and blazers to flip on ebay. i buy for 8-10 dollars, i sell for 30-50 (extremely cheap for ebay suit / blazer prices, enable make offers for quicker turnover if you have larger volume, if not then offer bidding)

this is for the absolute bottom line brainlet BTW. it in noway explores what you could do just sitting on your ass at the computer using software you are proficient at to make Digital Product or offer Digital Services to individuals and studios. one time i almost started a bathroom mat art print business but i couldnt find any quality mat manufacturers

[Anonymous No.14011099]

>>14010917
make the trading bot have an emphasis on the Buffett / Graham Value Investment Strategy. add in all the basic bells and whistles that tell you whether or not a company symbol you input is Undervalued. sell it for $29.99 on your wordpress blog. you are welcome cuck

[Anonymous No.14011157]

>>14011099

[Anonymous No.14011186]

>>14010181
Are you able to do this pretty anonymously? Like not having to post your name on the content?

[Anonymous No.14011210]

>>14008726
Matched betting

[Anonymous No.14011211]

Make and sell memes
... I mean TA graphs

[Anonymous No.14011231]

>>14008726
Tell you that you are in the wrong house as I don't work and direct you to Reddit. This is biz not job.

[Anonymous No.14011328]

>>14008821
This is how you literally breed birdflu get this fuckers out of your apartment you degen