/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.13999757]

heaven or hell? it all depends on how well 2800 holds

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
https://finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
https://cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

For SQQQ bag holders:
http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Previous thread:
>>13994956

[Anonymous No.13999785]

First for bread

[Anonymous No.13999786]

First for cocaine fueled trading

[Anonymous No.13999793]

>>13999761

First for now is the time to buy Bear ETFs

[Anonymous No.13999806]

reminder: galtboi on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.13999810]

WHY IS THE MARKET GOING UP WHERE IS THE CRASH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.13999811]

>>13999757
fuck tripfags

ding ding ding how is everyone doing today

daily reminder dividens are your fren or some shit

buy LCL or something

lick my anus

[Anonymous No.13999813]

AAAAAHHHHH the spidersilk dip kept dipping!!
keep buying?!

>>13999793
I think this guy is right though...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13999817]

I'm all out of day trades, some one give me a long term, (18-20 hours) investment.

[Anonymous No.13999822]

[Anonymous No.13999831]

>>13999811
Up 7.79% today

[Anonymous No.13999836]

>>13999817
read a book

[Anonymous No.13999837]

>>13999831
what a coincidence I'm also up 7.79% today

[Anonymous No.13999841]

>>13999810
The crash is scheduled for October
as is tradition

[Anonymous No.13999846]

rates are raising with market as usual

[Anonymous No.13999850]

>>13999841
yeah, in the year 2020

[Anonymous No.13999849]

>>13999817
I was looking at $CFMS this morning but I pussied out

[Anonymous No.13999863]

>>13999811
Up 5.90%, I'm balls deep (30x) on the Dow at a loss and wanna get off this ride soon. Also MSFT.

[Anonymous No.13999877]

SEC SUES KIK INTERACTIVE

https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2019-87

[Anonymous No.13999903]

DEVELOPERS SUE APPLE

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-apple-antitrust-idUSKCN1T5249

Lots of suing going on today

[Anonymous No.13999917]

>>13999877
>>13999903
neat, just bought SDS at 34.19

Still not sure why the volume means it's any better than the rest, considering it's not down nearly as hard.

[Anonymous No.13999918]

>>13999903
Floodgates open I guess

[Anonymous No.13999920]

why are we pumping?

[Anonymous No.13999924]

>>13999806
his name penguinlllium

[Anonymous No.13999927]

Any galt cucks still bagholding lmfao

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13999945]

>>13999920
Pic related, it's my dead cat.

[Anonymous No.13999964]

Merck and UNH SURGE!
what happened, did everyone drop out and decide to support Biden?

>>13999924
his name is frenulum, easy to remember because its that thing on the underside of your peepee

[Anonymous No.13999967]

>>13999920
>

>>13999945
That is the most alive-looking dead cat I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.13999969]

Bracing for
>>14000000

[Anonymous No.13999981]

dubs and BEARSEASON CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.13999994]

>>13999920
Idiots, high on hopium.

Trump said that Mexico is still getting those tariffs despite what Mexico said.

[Anonymous No.14000006]

>>13999945
Gorgeous cat
Only one cat?
Cat really dead ? :(

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14000008]

>>13999967
He died between 2 and 4 years AFTER the photo was taken.

[Anonymous No.14000014]

[Anonymous No.14000018]

Moving up SPY target to 340

[Anonymous No.14000031]

>>13999920
Short squeeze to crush idiot bears timed with mexico caving to tariffs and powell admitting that injecting crack into the market is still in play

[Anonymous No.14000042]

>>13999945
He looks retarded

[Anonymous No.14000051]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.14000054]

The Dubble Top is in, niggers!

[Anonymous No.14000055]

a lot of stocks had a gap up today. reminder that markets like to close gaps so place your bids accordingly

[Anonymous No.14000086]

>>14000008
rip kitty

[Anonymous No.14000102]

Debating some Jun-14 $OKTA calls

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14000112]

>>14000042
He was smarter than most people. He could read in hebrew and thai. RIP Big Cat.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14000115]

>>13999806
>>13999924
>>13999927
>>13999964
Short volume has been very high in recent days
Unlike people here, I can actually hold and commit to a trade for more than a week without crying and shitting myself when things don't go my way

[Anonymous No.14000119]

BUY GOLD AND SILVER. MOVE TO PUERTO RICO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14000135]

Well I just closed my TLT puts and went all in on SPY puts that expire tomorrow with 0 day trades remaining so wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.14000138]

How does CNBC get away with displying shit like this and passing it off as analysis?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14000151]

Daily reminder that most people here are emotional retards who make decisions based entirely on FOMO and panic

[Anonymous No.14000161]

He will save us all! Bag his Fat Divvy while you can and hang on to Him till your retirement date lands. Let us reflect the good points thus:

1. Kicked the Govt Hacks in the ball sack (In court)
2. Told Trump to suck it (Trump had a hissy fit over cnn, wanted a boycott; our hero's stock went up)
3. Profit is Up, Debt is down; 75% of a 40 billion debt to be paid by eoy.
4. New ventures will bringing in more Profit (Xandor,Warner, Streaming service,5G,First net)
5. Legacy parts still bring in Profit, Latin America unit growing Profits
6. A Healthy Fat Divvy (0.51 x 4) with plenty of spare cash to hike it over time w/out hurting anything else.
7. Shares are Cheap atm. Buy Buy Buy!

The Bad; Debt, but they are paying it off. Ahead of seclude actually. Management is in a bit of flux right now but this is to be expected with Time Warner and all it's parts being integrated w/T as a whole.

On a side note: Sure Dis and Comcast have good things going for them. So Bag all three and corner the market. That way no mater who wins the Streaming Wars you win in the end. (I left out Amazon/Netflix cause while they got the platform they don't have any major content producing engine behind it while the others do; Warner Bros Studios, Dis/Fox studios, Universal Studios)

[Anonymous No.14000167]

>>14000151
Not just most people here - most people (in general)

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14000168]

>>14000138
Never underestimate how dumb the masses are

[Anonymous No.14000169]

>>14000138
please tell me it's a shop with this r:r
700 loss for a 300 win

[Anonymous No.14000186]

>>14000151
how long are you gonna hold your bioshit?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14000187]

I've made a huge mistake.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14000188]

>>14000167
That is true as well

[Anonymous No.14000195]

>>14000169
oh nvm misread 9100 for 8100

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14000212]

>>14000186
Until I have a reason to sell

[Anonymous No.14000215]

>>14000008
Lol filtered

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14000220]

How am I going to explain to the guy that signs the cheques that I got my dick stuck in the company fridge and couldn't exit my position that I made completely based off of memeanal-ysis.

[Anonymous No.14000234]

Buy REFR

[Anonymous No.14000239]

>>13999945
meeooow ^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoUU0SJgBgY

[Anonymous No.14000276]

>>13999817
SUGAR
>>14000265

[Anonymous No.14000286]

>>14000234

;)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14000287]

>>14000276
It's too late. I already put it all in SPY puts and have lost 50% of my capital. I'm fucked mate.

[Anonymous No.14000304]

Please based (((market participants))), pull the rug out from under this

[Anonymous No.14000306]

Am I going to make it bros

Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.14000314]

>>14000287
>>14000306
A tale of two anons

[Anonymous No.14000321]

>>14000306
depends on how often you like to play with fire. if you get yourself a nice safe portfolio, in about 15 years of solid growth you will make it

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14000340]

Pendulum giving sage advice like he‘s some kinda market wizard lmao. Lemme give it to you straight - dump the biomemes and start writing covered calls.

[Anonymous No.14000344]

KO almost back to $50. Damn I love this stock. And it just continues to pay me, every quarter.

[Anonymous No.14000346]

AMRN is coming to grace us with a nice Profit windfall. Soon as sept 4 comes and goes. That's the date the FDA caves in for good and gives AMRN the thumbs up. So at anytime before or after that date a nice big fat buyout may take place. Look at this pic and see for yourself; no mater what Profit will be yours for the taking. A nice fat price of $51 per x 2 would be sweet but fuck it no mater what you'd come out in the Green.

[Anonymous No.14000361]

>>14000346
>he actually believes (((analysts)))

[Anonymous No.14000362]

Alright, I need to buy something what do you guys think about Wal-Mart?

[Anonymous No.14000368]

>SPY about to break 280 a day after being down near 270
Despite everything we've seen since October, you people continue to buy and FOMO into overbought bags. This recession is going to be one hell of a dickslap in the face for some people.

[Anonymous No.14000378]

>>14000340

[Anonymous No.14000382]

>>14000346

I got out of AMRN last year after riding it from 3 from 2014 and moved to REFR,

>>14000306

Good luck though

[Anonymous No.14000389]

>>14000340
Show us your all-time chart, i bet its a hilarious rollecoster of gains and JUST

[Anonymous No.14000391]

AMD pumping! I had just bought 125 shares yesterday.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14000400]

>>14000378
Pic related to btfo survivorship bias. Write calls anons.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14000416]

>>14000389
All time. Yea I used to be a degenerate options buyer.

[Anonymous No.14000418]

>>14000362
Well your pretty safe; the only competitor is Amazon. Walmart won't be going anyplace unless the masses just one day say "I hate going to the store and getting all my shit plus my drugs plus my auto service plus my subway all in a single place"

[Anonymous No.14000425]

>>14000391
Sold 1000 on Monday -_-

[Anonymous No.14000435]

>>14000425
Thank you for your sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.14000446]

>>14000362
Solid long-term hold, .53 quarterly dividends too

[Anonymous No.14000447]

Buying those BTC dips like:

(should probably stick with my Sdow and SDS...)

[Anonymous No.14000491]

>one month is a long time in the market

[Anonymous No.14000498]

dont forget to remove your Bwl.a limit orders

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14000523]

Oh shit, I'm totally fucked. Why didn't I wait till #$280 before I got my puts on? The thought of sitting in cash for 2 hours was giving me ADHD and this dead cat is nerve racking.

[Anonymous No.14000541]

>>14000498
Is she doing an exercises? Is that part of idol training?

[Anonymous No.14000543]

>>14000498
Someone needs to teach this poor lass how chairs work.

[Anonymous No.14000544]

>>14000523
>#$2 hours
ftfy

[Anonymous No.14000551]

I wonder how much higher AMD can get since it's ~29.3$ now. Resistance should be hit soon where it bounces off somewhere before 30$.

Trailing stop is already set, so I can enjoy the gains anyway and wait for the next cheapies.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14000586]

>>14000551
Trigger their stops then pump it so they fomo, and dump it.

[Anonymous No.14000587]

>>14000151
Daily reminder that holding a sinking ship is just as bad.

[Anonymous No.14000594]

>>14000523
just wait it out while nervously looking at the chart every few seconds, its your punishment for losing the flow

[Anonymous No.14000608]

$100k portfolio, do you go active mutual funds or growth index (VUG)

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14000613]

>>14000587
Define a sinking ship

[Anonymous No.14000624]

>hedging with crypto and inverses instead of bonds and metals
*Ahem*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>14000551
I loved this very silly show
Manga worthwhile?

>>14000541
Ab* exercises

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14000630]

>>14000587
>>14000613
You, like most people here, know nothing about the company's fundamentals and just focus on the price

[Anonymous No.14000635]

>>14000608
Put some into WalMart seems like a safe strat they also pay a dividend

[Anonymous No.14000638]

>>14000551
Sigh, this makes me long for the days when AMD was in the shat at $2 per share. Think of the Profit you'd have if you bagged AMD then.

[Anonymous No.14000640]

>>14000608
Individual stocks you plebeian.

[Anonymous No.14000641]

>>14000306

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14000645]

>>14000594
fuck it, i'm closing the fucking chart, there's nothing I can do about it now. for my protection ((they)) said if I close this position today I'm not allowed to play the game for 90 days, so fuck that.

[Anonymous No.14000657]

>>14000586
Is that Selena Gomez?

[Anonymous No.14000668]

>>14000630
I'm just playing pendy, been holding GALT for months and will continue to. You're just starting to sound a little condescending, had to try and knock you down a peg. Honestly just ignore these fuckers and you'll do better.

[Anonymous No.14000672]

>>14000587
Daily reminder that nobody here has a ship

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14000679]

>>14000668
I may not seem like it, but I am staying humble in my head
I just act condescending because people on here can be annoying for the reasons I've mentioned

[Anonymous No.14000687]

>>14000630
What percentage of folks in these threads do you think understand how to read a set of financial statements? How many regularly track earnings, press releases, and SEC filings?

[Anonymous No.14000704]

>>14000687
i'd say over 50% are stock market experts

[Anonymous No.14000714]

>>14000672
I have a fishing boat

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14000724]

>>14000687
Maybe 20% including lurkers, imo (I think more of the lurkers do percentage-wise than the anons who post regularly)

[Anonymous No.14000737]

>>14000714
you want to drink some beers and catch some rainbow trout this weekend?

[Anonymous No.14000742]

>>14000704
Wow, I was going to say something like 20%. Full disclosure: only been trading a few years, but I am a CPA so I've got some insight.

>>14000724
That's what I thought too,

[Anonymous No.14000748]

>>14000638
It was a glorious time, back when John Mcaffee regularly fed us pump n dumps ( MGT was great too)
a better time, with more wholesome memes

AMD taught me the value of holding, after buying a bunch of shares at $4, then selling a few off every time the price doubled, instead of just holding all the way up

[Anonymous No.14000751]

>>14000630
>>14000668
Im also holding GALT but damn i should have waited longer before entering, truth is we all failed with timing the market
>the market can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent
plz no
>>14000687
its a biomeme company (who cares about their accounting!), and frenulum is kind enough to give us all the news and scientific papers time to time

, heres the base case copy pasta
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4264254-galectin-therapeutics-primed-takeoff-rights-offering-new-clinical-evidence
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/05/190515110321.htm
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4254020-galectin-therapeutics-belapectin-phase-3-nash-cirrhosis-moving
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4253435-galectin-signature
https://seekingalpha.com/instablog/47560554-vision-and-value/5210387-gr-mdminus-02-keytruda-s-partner
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5855601/
https://www.mdpi.com/1422-0067/20/7/1607
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S030372071930053X
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21030859
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5944416/
https://www.alzheimersanddementia.com/article/S1552-5260(18)31786-2/abstract

>>14000645
damn RH kinda sucks

[Anonymous No.14000759]

so why the fuck did we rally today? the market feels like a cruel game where you are punished for trading based on reality and rewarded for ignoring it.

[Anonymous No.14000776]

>>14000742
I don't know man, 50% might be a big high desu

[Anonymous No.14000790]

>>14000759
Trade war was a meme all along, only thing that matters is what the fed does

[Anonymous No.14000802]

>>14000687
I can and do for my investments, but my time is spent trading options and leveraged ETFs.

[Anonymous No.14000811]

>>14000672
I have a kayak.
>>14000679
Fair enough. I do think you're on the right path. Do you have a play that you're eyeballing after GALT?

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14000821]

>>14000687
>>14000724
>>14000742
At least 90%. Most anons and trips/names/avatars are longtime posters who‘ve survived past the 90/90/90 rule. We‘re probably all autistic as well.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14000828]

LOOK AT THE FUCKING SHEKEL FLOW! START SELLING GOD DAMN IT!!!!

[Anonymous No.14000842]

>>14000638
I did, and sold at $11. Then I blew the money on a down payment for a truck. Wasn't as smart with money back then...

[Anonymous No.14000859]

>>14000828
You said you werent going to nervously look at the chart, but good job riding it out

[Anonymous No.14000893]

>>14000828
what the fuck is this indicator lmao

[Anonymous No.14001024]

>>14000751
Its always difficult to tell where to enter. Almost everyone will be down on GALT. But at this market cap is it that big of an issue? This thing will fly at some point. And I think soon.

The more they delay the management and protocol information the more it seems likely that those are collaborative points with the buyer.

GALT has buyout written all over it. I think its in the next few months. If I'm wrong I just have to hold for a few years. Fine by me. I'll play with other toys in the mean time.

[Anonymous No.14001075]

>>14000759
Go to the coast and watch the tide. Over a period of a day, what do you notice? How about a week? A season? A year?

We had sold off hard and fast. Then we got some non-hostile words from the Chinese, and a FED meeting that "left the door open" for rate cuts. Perfect when a cut would have indicated "OH SHIT WE'RE FUCKING FUCKED" and anything hinting towards no-cut or a hike would have led to people fleeing the market because of an out of touch FED.

Live and learn, I was not able to call this one correctly, but was able to limit downside drop some bags, and DCA down.

but don't take my word for it, I'm literlelly retarded.

[Anonymous No.14001095]

>>14000638
If I hadn't have to sell my Bitcoins back then in 2013 because my car broke down and job chances being shacky at, I could have reinvested those gains AMD.

Did some napkin math of how it would have roughly played out after holding Bitcoin for a while and selling in December 2017 (Bitcoin always fall at the end of December due to taxes), then reinvesting in AMD. Turns out I could have had ~1.5 million € by now (after taxes) if it wasn't for that damn car. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.14001108]

are things starting to look a little spooky?

are we recovering, or just a kitty cat bounce from things to come...

[Anonymous No.14001144]

>>14001108
3000 by EOY

[Anonymous No.14001168]

LCI closing at 5.58 today, predictions for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.14001198]

>>14001095
>€
I felt bad until I saw this

[Anonymous No.14001221]

JUST so hard
Bear bitches wanna buy me

[Anonymous No.14001226]

CONFESS

Or be dunked on by your Lord and Savior.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14001248]

>>14001226
I piss all over the seat in gas station bathrooms.

[Anonymous No.14001253]

>Cuba relations: TRUMPED
sell your cruise stocks

no more cuban cigars: more gains for Cowboy Joe, Cigarette Juice vendor Altria

>>14001168
Liquidation
Tariffs

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14001255]

>>14001226
No confessions today m‘lord. I am still making profitable trades.

[Anonymous No.14001262]

>>14001226
i tell my gf i can't afford vacations so I can invest in divvy stocks

[Anonymous No.14001283]

>>14001226
I hate crypto, but I keep DCAing anyways

I'm too much of a pussy to start a /fit/ meme that Juul boosts test, to built more interest in MO

>>14001262
>has a GF
LARP

[Anonymous No.14001312]

My shorts got obliterated today because I'm an idiot who couldn't wait for the bounce. My margin will hold but holy shit I deserve this pain

Does anyone think that we can go higher than 2900 again? tempted to just double down on these shorts but no idea how the 0% rates opium injection is going to cause markets to react when they are announced

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14001315]

If we rally into 3pm hour that means we sell off hard core in sour hower

[Anonymous No.14001343]

>>14001226
I've been exercising for 4 weeks but I still eat like shit

[Anonymous No.14001347]

>>14001262
Smart, honestly you should always hide money from wifes/gfs. Also make them do their damn 401k at work. Too many want to spend their life spending money that you work for and then don't save for the future. My dad is getting fucked right now because he was married to my mom for long enough for that worthless bag to claim a portion of his SS and state pension.

[Anonymous No.14001365]

>>14001315
Thanks for ensuring that the opposite will now happen.

[Anonymous No.14001381]

>>14001347
>that worthless bag
Damn bro, harshing on mom. Did she really turn out to be that bad of a person?

[Anonymous No.14001382]

>>14001253
>:^(

[Anonymous No.14001383]

I setup all my limit buys last night to start DCAing on this dump, and none of them filled. Typical.

[Anonymous No.14001391]

Man I picked the wrong fucking day to short Nike

[Anonymous No.14001404]

>>14000640
I’ve got a few, what stocks anon?

[Anonymous No.14001417]

>>14001312
>My shorts got obliterated
> tempted to just double down
reminder to
NEVER ADD TO A LOSING TRADE
EVER
seriously, you remember how it went that time? surely you havent developed amnesia

[Anonymous No.14001433]

I was so smug buying puts yesterday after selling SQQQ for nice gains. All of that is out the window now. Please China load the news with FUD after the fed talk buzz wears off

[Anonymous No.14001439]

>>14001312

>Because when you lose $20 on the blackjack table, your very next bet should be $40 to win back the first $20 lost, plus another $20!

[Anonymous No.14001441]

>>14001433
it was a smart play, you couldn't have known they would cut interest rates today

[Anonymous No.14001443]

>>14001417
very hard to discern losing trade from good time to DCA

[Anonymous No.14001452]

>>14001441
other than the fact that there is a literal calendar with the event that was scheduled for today, there was 0 way he could have known

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14001458]

>>14001443
DCA‘ing is for long time holds, not trading. Never add to a losing trade. Cut your losses and find a better opportunity.

[Anonymous No.14001460]

>>14001443
>DCA on degenerate options speculation
wtf dude,

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14001480]

>>14001417
>never add to a losing trade
How can you add to a losing trade if you're supposed to go balls deep every trade?

[Anonymous No.14001493]

>>14001452
I thought at worst they'd say they won't raise rates. How can they backpeddle so fast after just barely beginning to raise rates since 2008. Constantly low interest rates will just make them helpless once the next recession comes.

Typical boomer mentality, kick the can down the road and make it worse for whoever it ends up on

[Anonymous No.14001498]

>>14001458
Sounds like good discipline. I've salvaged losses by doing it, and missed out by not doing it. but it's probably wise to avoid it altogether.
>>14001460
>Options
oh no, I don't fuck with that shit.

[Anonymous No.14001524]

>>14001433
>>14001441
>>14001443
>>14001460
>>14001493

Thanks for making me profits today

[Anonymous No.14001536]

POWER HOUR COMING IN HOOOOT

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14001545]

>>14001536
more like profit taking hour and setting up shorts now.

[Anonymous No.14001547]

TLT pump is back

[Anonymous No.14001593]

>>14001545
Thank you for confirming power hour baggy, I'm sorry that you are genuinely cursed

[Anonymous No.14001608]

>>14001391
I was actually contemplating longs earlier in the day, even posted a chart

>>14001545
I feel one more day of green in my bones so I will hold for now mr bagman

[Anonymous No.14001626]

>>14001458
it's medium/long term spread betting on spx futures. I can't think of a better opportunity right now than shorting the biggest stock market bubble in history.

Thing is, if the market has double topped then shorting below 2900 might work, even if i'm doubling down.

A rate cut might provide a short term rally, but once the fundamentals start flashing recession, they're eternally fucked. It's just about timing this shit correctly

[Anonymous No.14001628]

>>14000672
Your invitation to the yacht club is also cancelled

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14001696]

Reminder we haven't seen a shekel flow like today since the end of April.

[Anonymous No.14001713]

>>14001696
flowing from who to what?

[Anonymous No.14001714]

>>14001381
Yeah, she pretty much took off when I was 11 and it seems like she made a long series of shitty decisions after that. Didn't talk for more than a decade. We still have a semi shitty relationship, but she's a surprisingly awesome grandma in her old age so I tolerate her for my kids.

[Anonymous No.14001727]

>>14000821
What 90 90 90 rule?

[Anonymous No.14001729]

>>14001713
Flowing to me :3

[Anonymous No.14001738]

>>14001696
what is this meme signal?

[Anonymous No.14001740]

My message to shorts

[Anonymous No.14001744]

>>14001626
What strikes and exps?
Promise I won’t tell bogs

Go 2 body and add some new and exotic options to the spread

[Anonymous No.14001747]

>>14001714
Sometimes time is the only thing that can make people see the error of their ways. Maybe she thinks the grandkids are her second chance. Best of luck anon

[Anonymous No.14001750]

>>14001727
90% effort, 90% erect, 90% of the time

[Anonymous No.14001761]

>>14001626
>It's just about timing this shit correctly
You are a few years to early
QE and low interest rates are imo the only important variable right now, this ponzi will get propped up for a long time to come

the end of the trade war is literally the beginning of the end for the bubble, since then the rates will start increasing
i hope Trump gets reelected and continues this for 6 more years

screencap this

[Anonymous No.14001764]

>>14001443
Fuck DCA, you shouldn't look at it like you're lowering an average. You should, wait for it, look at it as though you're buying securities. Is it a good buy? Buy it. Is it a bad buy, but you've already sunk money into it so you're doubling down? That's a fallacy so stupid it has its own name.

[Anonymous No.14001775]

>>14001696
the flaccid penis indicator shows more shekels are going to pile in this week

[Anonymous No.14001795]

>>14001740

[Anonymous No.14001797]

>>14001628
I'll make my own yacht club. With blackjack and hookers.

[Anonymous No.14001800]

>>14001775

I fill order tickets with my penis. I also fill up yer gaps too. ;)

[Anonymous No.14001817]

>>14001750
Put that in a rap song and you're golden.

[Anonymous No.14001827]

>get one green day
>Everyone forgets about the impending apocalypse
Soon goyim, soon
t. Cash master race

[Anonymous No.14001850]

>>14000821
lol how fucking dumb would you have to be to lose 90% in 90 days? I don't know if I could do that if I tried. How the fuck is that real?

[Anonymous No.14001878]

>>14001850

They dunno 'bout no Loss Stops.

[Anonymous No.14001891]

>>14001850
Easier than you think. 3 or 4 bad trades, a lack of understanding about anything, 0 research, etc. Plus it's lots easier to lose money than to make it.

[Anonymous No.14001902]

>>14001850
crypto + panic sells?

>>14001878
>Loss Stops
I believe my biggest loss so far was from getting stopped. I'm too scared to fuck with it right now.

[Anonymous No.14001909]

>>14001878
They dunno about lop stosses

[Anonymous No.14001912]

>>14001850
Just about as dumb as me, I'm on track rn :^)

[Anonymous No.14001932]

>>13999927
Yeah, i have been buying more too

[Anonymous No.14001951]

/!\ TOMORROW'S EVENTS /!\

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14001966]

Get ready to short it, 10 more tenths of a dime.

[Anonymous No.14001980]

>>14001951
If employment numbers beat you it's gonna be a green open, barring fuckery from Europe/Asian markets

[Anonymous No.14001984]

>>14001902

Had it too tight, Anon!

>>14001909

...But whatchu know 'bout them Plop Topses?

[Anonymous No.14002028]

>>14001984
But what about them ltop sosses?

[Anonymous No.14002055]

Bros this is amazing! Almost everything on my watchlist is neon fucking green! It's so beautiful! I've never seen anything like this!

[Anonymous No.14002058]

>>14002028

I put 'em in with muh Limit Stops.

[Anonymous No.14002061]

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to futures tomorrow

[Anonymous No.14002068]

Oh this is a fucking bull trap if I've ever seen one

[Anonymous No.14002078]

>>14002055
Top

[Anonymous No.14002106]

>>14002058
And your spots sessols?!

[Anonymous No.14002108]

Baggie you promised me red. I better not catch you around.

[Anonymous No.14002128]

>>14000498
No thanks. I entered my limit buys good till canceled.

[Anonymous No.14002130]

>>14002068

You are correct, Anon. Analysts are beginning to report on the wires that today's market reaction was due to frenzied panic buying.

saucy: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/nasdaqs-rally-exhibits-panic-like-buying-behavior-2019-06-04?mod=mw_latestnews

[Anonymous No.14002131]

>>14001144
>3000 by EOY

3000 end of June.

[Anonymous No.14002137]

looking forward to the tuesday COT update showcasing all the small specs doubling down on shorts

[Anonymous No.14002143]

>>14002108
Baggie is a one man contrarian indicator.

[Anonymous No.14002171]

>>14002128
I already put my wall up bro, those orders will never fill

[Anonymous No.14002175]

>>14002108
Baggie is a time traveler coming to us to let us know all the wrong moves. But if he told us what not to do, nobody would listen. Instead he comes to us and makes all the wrong moves consistently, so that we know not to do what he is doing. A true meshiach. Savior for autistic investor kind. May we honor him for his noble sacrifice of shekels, so that we may be saved.
>wrong again baggie
Wrongmen.

[Anonymous No.14002179]

>>14001827

China deal incoming. Sooner than you think.

[Anonymous No.14002192]

>>14002175
What do we do when he runs out of money?

>>14002179
Likely

[Anonymous No.14002203]

>>14002137
All my charts say stay long.

[Anonymous No.14002206]

>>14002143
>>14002175

I date bagholder's mom IRL; no foolin'!

[Anonymous No.14002214]

>>14002192
That is how we shall be saved.

[Anonymous No.14002221]

>>14002179

They haven't even met again yet, have they?

[Anonymous No.14002233]

>>14002192
>What do we do when he runs out of money?
one of us will have to travel back in time to become the new baggie

to ensure than anons will continue to make it

[Anonymous No.14002236]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trumps-china-tariffs-hike-will-cost-typical-u-s-family-831-a-year-fed-economists-say/

Trump can yell fake news all he wants, but the more these reports come out (and the more real citizens start feeling the hurt), the more pressure there will be to strike a deal. My worry is that he stupidly overplayed his hand and will be in a weaker bargaining position.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14002244]

>>14001727
90% of new traders lose 90% or more in 90 days or less. If you survive that with minimal drawdown, you‘re probably a decent trader.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14002250]

>>14002108
Fuck you Paulie, you want me to tell everybody about the time you had the crabs and you were pouring vinegar down your pants at the bing?

[Anonymous No.14002257]

>>14002236
>Think about the profits of Chinese sweatshop workers goy! >:^(

[Anonymous No.14002260]

How do I overcome my fear of trading?

[Anonymous No.14002270]

>>14002233
>the cycle continues
Indeed. We are all baggie, and baggie is us. We are all connected. This is the ultimate plan, the way to salvation

[Anonymous No.14002280]

uh oh
if 2800 not atleast touched today, me begin feel bearish

[Anonymous No.14002286]

>>14002260
Buy NRZ and LK while they’re cheap.

[Anonymous No.14002292]

>>13999757
SHOULD I FOMO INTO TESLA NOW???? BOTTOM AT 177?

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14002294]

>>14002260
Start trading. It all numbs in the end. My account fluctuates by the 100s now and I don‘t even bat an eye - coming from a poorfag childhood where $20 was a month‘s worth of rice and beans.

[Anonymous No.14002298]

>>14002260

[Anonymous No.14002301]

>>14002244
Wait shit for real? I made money my first 90 days. Had some net losses last year, but very minimal considering I bought into DB right before that scandal came out and their stock got cut in half. Fuck Deutsche.

[Anonymous No.14002304]

>>14002260
trade until you no feel anything anylonger

[Anonymous No.14002320]

>>14002260
Don't try to trade money that you don't have, the advise of my boomer highschool home room teacher that I've followed:

>Have 3-6 months living expenses saved up in a savings account (yes just sitting there)
>spend a couple of months (2-4) putting money into low expense rate index funds to get used to market research tools and to provide yourself with a cushion if/when you fuck up
>begin trading, and assume every dollar you put toward trading as spent, because chances are you're gonna lose it all

[Anonymous No.14002331]

>>14002244
I'm down 3% over 2 years mostly because I got burned on buying FB puts (my first option trade) and didn't know what the hell I was doing.

I'm up 3.7% in the past 365 days. Practice makes perfect I guess.

[Anonymous No.14002332]

>>14002236
here's the redpill: the US is in a weaker bargaining position by default. I'm not saying the US are desperate, but the very nature of this trade war is proactive. the Chinese have time on their side.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14002338]

There it is $280 get all your shorts right fucking now.

[Anonymous No.14002350]

there is no way LCI closes +7% on the day, expect a fall back to 5.58 last minute

[Anonymous No.14002356]

>>14002338
Too early.

[Anonymous No.14002357]

>>14002203
thats because youre a winner, and only winners win

[Anonymous No.14002358]

>>14002338
>wrong again baggie
Thank you for your noble sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.14002368]

>>14001312
>Does anyone think that we can go higher than 2900 again?
No, that's absolutely impossible.

[Anonymous No.14002377]

>>14002280
*touchies 280*

[Anonymous No.14002379]

>>14002350
Ror! Nope.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14002386]

>>14002301
You are legitimately a better trader than most people will ever become.
>>14002331
lol you‘re outperforming SPY YoY so hey, not bad.

[Anonymous No.14002407]

are people here expecting a rate cut or not?

[Anonymous No.14002408]

>>14002332
>the Chinese have time on their side
not if the tariffs continue at their current levels or increase

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14002409]

Why is SPY continuing to rise?

[Anonymous No.14002412]

>>14002407
It already happened :^)

[Anonymous No.14002424]

How do I create a creative, fun persona on /biz/? For example I am a fan of the following posters:
>DING DING DING
>PROTIP from Warren Buffet
>REMINDER: Dividends are your friens

It gives me great joy when I see them because they add so much to the discussion. Plz respond

[Anonymous No.14002425]

>>14002407
I expect one Q3, barring some absolute shitstorm OR resolution of the trade dispute(s)

[Anonymous No.14002426]

>>14002407
rate cuts to 0% into market underperforming into CYBERGOTHIC MELTDOWN
I wish

[Anonymous No.14002435]

>>14002379
Here it comes! :^)

[Anonymous No.14002436]

LCI will zoom zoom zoom past $6 tomorrows if it's a greeny green day. If not, its gonna hover here.

[Anonymous No.14002438]

>>14002409
Probably gap overnight too.

[Anonymous No.14002442]

>>14002424
Avatar posting
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[Anonymous No.14002444]

>>14002424
just bee yourself

[Anonymous No.14002453]

>>14002379
Hi RoR!!--- ah shucks.. it's not the same when I do it. How do you do it Rorchan? I admire your technique. Can you share a little bit of your creative process

[Anonymous No.14002455]

>>14002407
no rate cut until maybe Q4

[Anonymous No.14002458]

>>14002435
>low volume
>more demand than supply
I do not think so anon. LCI finishing strong!

[Anonymous No.14002468]

>>14002424

I try to be helpful in The Great Jew Games.

[Anonymous No.14002469]

>>14002444
checked and bee yourself pilled. Great advice.

[Anonymous No.14002471]

>>14002442
*wonk*

[Anonymous No.14002476]

>>14002436
BUDDY ITS IN FREE FALL RIGHT NOW, GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

[Anonymous No.14002477]

>>14002453
What>>14002444 said. Also checkety check

[Anonymous No.14002481]

>>14002407
no, I expect them to leave rates as is. Depending on if yield curve is accurate indicator for the future, bear market in 2020 immediately following ATH up to 28K DIJA (based on trade being finalized).

Then 5G, AI, Quantum Computing pulls us out of a 10 month bear market for 7 year BULL run.

[Anonymous No.14002488]

OESX up over 20% today

[Anonymous No.14002496]

>>14002424
what are we, a decentralized think-tank?
that said i think a /smg/folio with (regular updates would be a good addition

[Anonymous No.14002505]

>>14002476
Ror! You're delusional. What's your short position?

[Anonymous No.14002514]

>>14002496
rorposter has that. I was thinking of keeping track a portfolio of Upro/Tmf with spreads and written calls too on paper.

[Anonymous No.14002519]

>>14000161
1. the president of the US freaking A is telling everyone to sell/get rid of them as a service provider
2. ive had att my whole life, within the last month ive started to notice droppped calls and crappy communication issues.

im stay far the fuck away, so far that i will probably switch to Verizon

[Anonymous No.14002524]

>>14002377
guess me still bullish @_@

[Anonymous No.14002530]

the real question here is, When is the first bank collapsing?

[Anonymous No.14002532]

>>14002496
Hi! I am the official fund manager for the Ukrainian Basket Weaving Capital Anime Grill Index Memefolio. Heres our current position.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14002534]

I closed those $281 calls too early...

[Anonymous No.14002536]

>>14002505
>>14001912
It's actually the only thing in my portfolio, I FUD it because when I get happy it drops like a rock, so if I diss it it'll finish strong

[Dobber No.14002537]

>>14002505
Show us the smgfolio with those phat AMD gains please

[Anonymous No.14002551]

>>14002260
You must learn the story of Mad Jack Churchill, my hero. He killed enemy soldiers with a claymore (the sword) and a longbow during WWII, in addition to pretty well any other weapon he happened to be holding at the time. There is a story of him charging enemy troops with a huge grin on his face, which he later explained was intentional as he believed soldiers are less likely to fire at a smiling man. :D

Prior to reading or watching the following wiki and video, remember: Mad Jack died at the ripe age of 89 in 1996.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

Infographics did a vid on him too. It is accurate but misses a few things:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElQdUHSXkME

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14002559]

we need really really bad jobs numbers

[Anonymous No.14002561]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.18%, clearly been holding a little too much cash and had no time to make any moves today. That being said, GRATATATA we rackin' 'em!
~Through open passageways
I felt my breath grow shallow
Lend me a voice, oh God
To scream and shout and bellow
Chew up your love then swallow~

[Anonymous No.14002568]

>>14002179
China is a noun.

[Anonymous No.14002569]

>>14002455
>>14002481
so nobody truly expecting a cut, me neither. however market seems convinced me are going to 0 rates lol

[Anonymous No.14002583]

WE KEEP GOING UP

[Anonymous No.14002586]

>>14002537
Here you go

[Anonymous No.14002588]

>>14002424
make really sarcastic comments and watch as 90% of the responses to your posts are genuine attempts at a response because almost none of the posters here have any idea how things work, and those that do understand are too autistic to understand sarcasm
:^)

[Anonymous No.14002604]

>>14002561
Up 7% today

[Anonymous No.14002608]

>>14002561
Up 8.21% today. Sold $GALT calls early, loaded up on TWLO, IDN, and CFMS. Probably hold the latter 2 through tomorrow afternoon, maybe even Thursday. Time for some well earned sparkling water and a hot bath.

[Anonymous No.14002610]

>>14002561
Up 2.89% today. Feels good man. Ror!

[Anonymous No.14002621]

>>14002608
why not bath in sparkling water

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14002626]

>>14002561
+10% would have been +250% if I didn't go significantly short at the wrong fucking time.

[Anonymous No.14002631]

>>14002561
bow before me
made it happen all day at work, posted and got paid
sold my DF at the highs too
god DAMN

[Anonymous No.14002635]

>>14002561
Down 5%, I definitely thought today was going to be a pullback

[Anonymous No.14002636]

>>14002561
up a decent amount, still down about 12K from ATH. not sure if I'm going to put this bi-monthly's investment amount in my emergency savings or find an undervalued dividend stock after this pump.

[Anonymous No.14002643]

>>14002260
basically this>>14002304
but remember to never let apathy, boasting and fake confidence make you lose real insight
i think the kaiji episode where they walk on beams between the two buildings and kaiji draws a line on their shoes to make them feel confident explains this emotional pitfall the best

[Anonymous No.14002645]

>>14002621
Why not give sparkling water a bath?

[Anonymous No.14002661]

>>14002561
+3.3%
(Thats three point three percentile)

[Anonymous No.14002660]

>>14002621
Damn, good idea. Let's make a start up called "Sparkling Bath" and sell custom sparkling water baths to rich white women in California.

>>14002645
Now that's just silly

[Anonymous No.14002692]

>>14000042
His life was worth more than yours

[Anonymous No.14002732]

>>14002561
Down 50%. I bought puts yesterday.

[Anonymous No.14002735]

>>14002377
>homestuck

the longer I see you posting, the more yikes i become

>>14002424
Anonymous avatarposting>>namefagging>>>tripfagging>>>>oftopic tripposting

anonymous, with only two posts (max) a thread, is GOAT way to post though

[Anonymous No.14002741]

>>14002260
Buy SIML, after it pumps 200% hold it till it goes back to where you started. Once you watch the money come and go enough times on a screen you understand that it's all just numbers on a screen and you want it to go up in the long term, not day to day.

[Anonymous No.14002751]

>>14002320
That's how I look at it to. It's all a shat show. If I make money great. If I lose it all, well, least I won't be homeless. So far I'm up 1.41% though today. Got about 13,502.00 in all together

[Anonymous No.14002754]

Can someone here explain what LGCY is and why it shit the bed today?

[Anonymous No.14002767]

>>14002561
up 1.41% so far so fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.14002770]

>>14002732
post it.
do you expire tomorrow? did you stop out?
what strike?

[Anonymous No.14002774]

>>14002754
muh dikk

[Anonymous No.14002786]

Post gains boys

[Anonymous No.14002788]

>>14002735
Why do u keep picture of kike whore, her cuck and her bastard?

[Anonymous No.14002790]

>>14001108
dead cat bounce. Stocks dropped too quick yesterday. Stocks up a little cuz of good news.
It'll continue tumbling down tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.14002793]

>>14002424

>PROTIP

I love you 2, Anon. :*

[Anonymous No.14002837]

>>14002469
I thought that was a brand of cereal and I kek'd so hard

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14002857]

>>14002469
>>14002837
That's what happens when I'm in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.14002880]

Glad I ain't in UBER. IRS is looking at them hard now.

[Anonymous No.14002894]

>>14002888
>>14002888
>>14002888

NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.14002968]

>>14002532
>Basket
Cash? No AMRS? What's happened to this place. Spend that cash on AMRS. It's like buying Dupont in the 30s.

[Anonymous No.14003041]

>>14002754
Pump and dump. We're in the dump phase right now.

[Anonymous No.14003114]

>>14002561
SQQQ stung today but luckily I was out of my TSLA short and SOXS long position. Could have been a whole lot worse.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14003122]

>>14002561
I am up +7.58% today. Am now just waiting to be assigned like usual now, will pick up a few extra bucks on theta.

[Anonymous No.14003461]

>>14002171
Sooner or later you're going to slip up, and when you do, those shares will be mine.

[Anonymous No.14003477]

>>14000613
>Dean Foods

[Anonymous No.14003493]

>>14002260
Learn about the "margin of safety."