/smg/ Stonk Market Gemeral

[Anonymous No.13994956]

hope you bought the dip edition

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Previous thread:
>>13986384

[Anonymous No.13994984]

Welp. I guess I'm the worst again.

I hope you all fare better today.

[Anonymous No.13994994]

>>13994328

$VRUS is all you need to own for 2019 friendo.

[Anonymous No.13995011]

Buying amazon next week after I have enough money.
Planning on hodling for +10 years. Do you think its worth it or will the crash force me to hold for 30+ years?

[Anonymous No.13995013]

>vat did you just say? he sold?

[Anonymous No.13995019]

>>13995013
Yes bogdan

[Anonymous No.13995033]

>>13995013
STOP CALLING ME!
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!!

[Anonymous No.13995043]

When do we get the leaks from the fed, and when does powell actually speak?

Wanna see if I can pick up some more SDOW if we're still pumping hard into the fed

[Anonymous No.13995454]

>>13995011
Buying Amazon with how much money?

[Anonymous No.13995555]

>>13995454
2 stocks

[Anonymous No.13995591]

>>13995555
based
big money triple digit boy buying into uncertainty

I'm about to buy some anti-amazon retail stocks, now that AMZN and google are being investigated, there are a whole handful of companies whose value they crushed that might be OK short term turnarounds.

[Anonymous No.13995593]

>>13995555
I'll never understand why people think it's a good idea to get in so shallow in any stock.

No it's not a good idea.

If you want capital preservation buy bonds. You aren't going to make any money on 2 shares of AMZN.

It doesn't even pay a dividend.

The best time to buy Amazon with $4k was in 1997, not now.

[Anonymous No.13995606]

>>13995043
just like an earnings report, they usually post the bullet points right to BB terminal when he starts speaking, and release a pdf on their website at teh same time.

>>13995593
wow so rude
he has to start somewhere
AMZN is the choice that he made
number of shares doesn't matter that much :p

[Anonymous No.13995618]

>>13995593
>>13995591
I have around 10k in ETFs, im accumulating more every month. I just wanted to get some amazon because its future seems to be bright. My diversification would suffer in the short term but in 6 months I'll be balanced again.

I'm not planning to sell and want to live off dividends when I retire

[Anonymous No.13995636]

>>13995606
Yes the number of shares matters.

This isn't a game and your feelings do not matter. At all. If your feefees get hurt over anything I just said you need to step away from the market forever.

Do you even understand how difficult it is for Amazon to gain more market cap?

The thing is $1700 per share. If it goes to $1800 it puts on BILLIONS in market cap and this guy gets a couple hundred dollars in gains.

It's a waste of your time and your money.

He would 100% be better off buying an ETF that tracks the market if he fundamentally does not understand how to make money in the market.

[Anonymous No.13995649]

>>13995618
The future is bright for people with the money to buy it.

If you put $500k into Amazon and it goes up $100 that's like $35k profit.

You could make way better returns literally anywhere else.

The ship has sailed for AMZN.

[Anonymous No.13995664]

>>13995636
If he wants to buy two shares of amazon I'm not gonna throw a fit on an American comic book exchange website and say, "Reeeeee, you're not allowed to buy only two shares".
He wants to buy AMZN, the number of shares thing shouldn't be a blocker. DOn't fill his head with all kinds of doubt on such a nice morning, let the young guy go ahead and buy his two shares of AMZN

[Anonymous No.13995674]

>>13995664
Shut up you retarded weeaboo.

He asked for opinions and I gave mine.

I'm not going to jack his dick and whisper sweet nothings into his ear.

It's a bad idea.

Why kind of portfolio are you working with? Low four figures?

[Anonymous No.13995693]

>>13995674
plenty of the kids we have coming in here asking for advice are buying options, or going all-in on biopharma stocks.
If someone wants to buy AMZN, that's perfectly all right. It will probably in crease in value over time. And if it doesn't, oh well, not the end of the world for your young protagonist.

and again again again, number of shares doesn't matter, you were very concerned that he was only buying two shares, but you never really said why it is so important...

If you post here much, you get to look really bad ideas in the face every day. Buying AMZN stock for a long term hold is a neural idea at the very worst.

hope it makes sense ;^)

[Anonymous No.13995695]

>>13995664
>>13995674
Thanks both of you. I'll still buy amazon, I might have 500k of it in 10 years and the dividend will be enough return for my risk profile

[Anonymous No.13995719]

>>13995693
"People do stupid shit here so it's okay to do something slightly less stupid."

Weeaboo ladies and gentlemen.

>>13995695
It's your money.

FYI AMZN doesn't pay a dividend.

[Anonymous No.13995749]

>>13995719
not yet ;)

[Anonymous No.13995768]

Dunno if any of you have any stock in $TIF but they just had a rough sales report so it might dip pretty good today

[Anonymous No.13995780]

>>13995749
If you want to speculate why not do it with something that's going to give you meaningful returns.

The $0.25 a year you might maybe someday get from your 2 shares of AMZN aren't going to make a meaningful contribution to your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.13995805]

>>13995780
name one company other than Amazon that will have world domination in a couple of years

[Anonymous No.13995824]

>>13995805
What a silly question.

1.I highly doubt Amazon would even get to that point before it got Standard Oil'd

2.That's a purely emotional question. What you want to pretend to be some hot shot oligarch owning 0.0000002% of some mega corporation?

You can go and play pretend while some of us make money. That's okay.

[Anonymous No.13995888]

>>13995824
Thanks for making this clear.
I just wanted to know some opinions on Amazon as Buffett bought into it recently.

[Anonymous No.13995890]

>>13995636
>getting triggered by two (2) AMZNs
>admonishing somebody else about feelings
kek this is some weird hormonal b8posting

[Anonymous No.13995901]

>>13995890
>Triggered.

What did you flip your modem off to change your ID, weeb?

Simmer down, adults are talking.

>>13995888
No problem. Good luck in your future endeavors.

[Anonymous No.13995930]

>>13995901
That other poster is not me, but my ID did change, I’m at work now ;)

Are you the Kraig poster?

[Anonymous No.13995942]

>>13995901
>now I'm a weeb somehow
why u mad, tho?

[Anonymous No.13995947]

Some perspective on the world markets

[Anonymous No.13995962]

>>13995942
>Implying implications

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13995964]

How am I supposed to tell the guy that signs the cheques that I shorted bonds, which have risk, because the thought of staying in cash for seventy-two hours was giving me ADHD?

[Anonymous No.13995982]

>>13995947
Wow Europe are you EVEN trying?
Japan pt2 when?

[Anonymous No.13995984]

Test

[Anonymous No.13996087]

>>13995636
>stock market
>isnt a game
Ror!

[Anonymous No.13996129]

KBLB got some gewd news today desu. Get in on that cheap open before it spiky spikity spikes up today desssssssssssu. Then hodl if u liek spiders, or sell at peak a chu today

[Anonymous No.13996206]

>>13996129
More fluff.

I'm waiting for the end of Q3 when they start talking about generating revenue.

[Anonymous No.13996259]

>didn't sell my puts yesterday despite being up 20%

[Anonymous No.13996603]

MY DICK IS SO HARD WAITING FOR MARKET OPEN

[Anonymous No.13996664]

>>13996206
Fluff or no fluff doesnt matter. The stock will shoot up, then go back down. Will it be in one day? Week? Who knows. But it will

[Anonymous No.13996687]

I've turned my $750 into $1700 buying puts, thanks Tariff Man

[Anonymous No.13996704]

>>13996664
Not doing much off this "news".

Yeah it'll do something in about six months when real news gets released.

Way better things to trade short term than KBLB.

other than the one time in almost a decade it went from $0.07 to $0.51 it isn't a very volatile stock.

It seems to have found its new normal and it'll trade there until new news.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13996723]

30-yr yields are up 2 and a half basis points, the guy who signs the cheques is going to hand me a fat bag of cocaine and a nice bonus cheque.

[Anonymous No.13996730]

Morning lads, get your coffee ready. Guaranteed to be wild day of trading.

[Anonymous No.13996738]

>>13996704
>not volatile
That's the point! Fluctuates 5 to 15% on the regular

[Anonymous No.13996772]

>>13996723
Nice of him to provide the cocaine gratis. I guess finance firms must have a pipeline for stimulants.

[Anonymous No.13996796]

>>13994956
> Futures are green.
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.13996804]

>>13996738
Fair enough.

I'm more of a trend trader if I'm not going long on fundamentals/calculated speculations.

[Anonymous No.13996816]

>>13996730
>going to be afk for an hour or so around noon because gotta pick up more weed
whats the best 1 or 2 hours of the trading day to stop paying attention?
lunchtime lull, or afternoon before 3pm?

>>13996796
yesterday was a juicy dip day, people who cant see that are apparently retarded

we've been doing this tariffs dance for a few months now (or has it been a few years now?)

[Anonymous No.13996836]

>>13996796
china trade deal imminent, suck it bears

[Anonymous No.13996848]

>>13996816
Depends on your positions and if you have stop-losses set. But that's the beauty of the market - crazy shit can happen at any time and create movement.

That being said go get your sack and don't worry too much, it'll be there when you get back

[Anonymous No.13996864]

>>13996796
Everyone is anticipating a fed cut, when they come out and sat they are raising rates instead the Bobos will rule the streets

[Anonymous No.13996887]

https://webb-site.com/articles/trumpdump.asp
>Both sides in the US-China trade war appear to be digging in for a long-term battle of ideologies - the US battling for capitalism and open markets, China battling for socialism, central planning and protectionism, baulking at the idea that it should commit to free and fair trade by opening its markets to foreign competition and ownership on a level playing field. The Chinese position is entirely to be expected, because it's right there in the PRC Constitution:
>"7. The State-owned economy, namely, the socialist economy under ownership by the whole people, is the leading force in the national economy. The State ensures the consolidation and growth of the State-owned economy."
And although the constitution since a 2004 amendment allows for the private sector, it is very much an appendage to the state-led approach:
>"11. The non-public sectors of the economy such as the individual and private sectors of the economy, operating within the limits prescribed by law, constitute an important component of the socialist market economy.
>The State protects the lawful rights and interests of the non-public sectors of the economy such as the individual and private sectors of the economy. The State encourages, supports and guides the development of the non-public sectors of the economy and, in accordance with law, exercises supervision and control over the non-public sectors of the economy."

[Anonymous No.13996909]

>>13996887
idk anon, Trump's policies seem pretty protectionist to me

[Anonymous No.13996924]

>>13996909
They're open to states which are also open, or at least more open than China.

[Anonymous No.13996934]

when are we getting negative fed rates?
read somewhere that that's the only way boomer houses will retain their value until they sell and ruin value of the dollar

[Anonymous No.13996941]

WOOOT
ME RICH
SUCK IT ALL NOOBS WHO TELL ME NO BUY 2730

[Anonymous No.13996945]

>>13996934
Hopefully never. Negative rates would make us like Europe, which is something no American should ever desire.

[Anonymous No.13996961]

Looks like today's gonna be a green day, boys.

[Anonymous No.13996963]

I'm thinking about shorting Hawaiian Airlines (HA) because I work as a hotel manager in Waikiki and holy fucking shit incoming guest numbers have plummeted through the roof every single month so far compared to last year. This May visitor numbers were down 11% and for June we're projecting 15% EOM and this is the beginning of the summer vacation season mind you.
There's also the issue of Southwest Airlines which caused HA to crash a few months back when they announced low cost flights directly to Hawaii. And they still have yet to announce a lot more interisland flights which I suspect will bring down their price even more. People in Hawaii really, really hate the price gouging that HA had with their interisland monopoly.
My only concerns are that it has a P/E of 5.386 which is pretty low compared to other airline stocks already, so there might not be much room to go down. And the other concern is that all other airline stocks are in a downtrend so maybe I'm not seeing the bigger picture with my DD here.

[Anonymous No.13997039]

>tfw too smart to fall for the bull trap

[Anonymous No.13997043]

It don't mater if you got 1 share or 1000, the fact you've started is enough. Sides suppose you buy 100 shares of Amazon and the price drops by half the next day. Well you've just lost half your investment money. The loss would be less if you had less shares. The way the market is acting now starting small is a smart play.

[Anonymous No.13997103]

yes daddy federal reserve keep this zombie fucking going. Yes china, more "social financing" Yes Japan keep buying up ETFs and bonds! Yes Europe make those rates even more negative!

even fucking south africa is calling for QE. this whole system is busted.

[Anonymous No.13997114]

>>13996961
Green open at least

[Anonymous No.13997121]

relief rally back to 280

[Anonymous No.13997124]

>>13996963
Just based off preliminary DD I do before combing over a company it looks like a buy to me, not a short.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13997143]

TLT holders on suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.13997167]

WHERE IS THE CRASH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.13997169]

>>13997143
I'm the one who memed that stock yesterday

[Anonymous No.13997173]

>GALT calls

[Anonymous No.13997187]

>>13996963
I wanna move to Kauai what do you think?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13997197]

>>13997169

>13987127

[Anonymous No.13997200]

so far rally totally without any faang support too so core market is strong

[Anonymous No.13997211]

>>13997103
nominal prices of everything will keep going up. buy scarce portable transactable full ownership assets

[Anonymous No.13997213]

Are the mexican tarrifs baked in at this point or will it dip more on the 10th if they go into effect?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13997214]

>>13997169

>>13987127

[Anonymous No.13997218]

>>13997187
It's beautiful

[Anonymous No.13997220]

300 SPY END OF JUNE
BEARS ARE FINISHED

[Anonymous No.13997222]

>>13997200
dank

[Anonymous No.13997234]

Fed shitpost in 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.13997266]

Opinions on VEEV?

[Anonymous No.13997269]

>>13997234
I bet they handle it delicately, probably no rate cut until Q3

[Anonymous No.13997290]

>>13997039
based

[Anonymous No.13997296]

https://www.chicagofed.org/conference

watch in REAL TIME as the US ECONOMY collapses!

[Anonymous No.13997302]

volume is rising fast nao too expect big volatility both ways

[Anonymous No.13997305]

PROTIP

[Anonymous No.13997316]

>>13997305
value investing has been dead since the dot com boom, BRK can't even beat the indexes now

[Anonymous No.13997338]

>>13996836
China has just warned its citizens not to travel to the US. The market is up on hopes that Trump won’t enact tariffs on Mexico. Which is absolutely retarded lol

[Anonymous No.13997358]

>>13997338
june 10 is the first 5% tariff on Mexico right?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13997365]

>>13997338
I'm going to take this opportunity to remind everybody that nothing happened in China 30 years ago today.

[Anonymous No.13997387]

>>13997358

[Anonymous No.13997395]

>>13994956
This is a bull trap. Market is gonna crash soon

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13997405]

Get in where you fit in

[Anonymous No.13997423]

>>13997213
Not fully baked in, but they won’t cause any obvious jumps. They’ll weigh down on the economy and thus the markets slowly and gradually. The news is priced in, the effects become more priced in over time depending on probabilities

[Anonymous No.13997424]

I would like to remind everyone that Warren Buffet bought Apple at $225 a share.

[Anonymous No.13997427]

>>13997365
Absolutely nothing happened, especially not a massacre that violated core ideals of human value and dignity.

[Anonymous No.13997429]

>>13997365
On this day 30 years ago, according to Wikipedia:

>The world's first HDTV broadcasts commence in Japan, in analogue.

>>13997424
Oof

[Anonymous No.13997447]

>>13997234
me getting out of market for this one, gonna buy heckies out of dip if there am one
if it moon, gonna go spend rest day looking yuri

>>13997405
lego in pusy O_O

[Anonymous No.13997456]

>>13997218
On my way... gotta wait a little bit more for the boomer property values there to fall

>>13997427
Hongy and kongy > chingy and chongy in my book.

[Anonymous No.13997459]

>>13997316
yeah too many quant playing games with value now ;_;
it could honestally be bad for market in whole if value no make return

[Anonymous No.13997496]

>>13996963
Hawaii needs inter-isalnd boats back.
Fuck that hawaii governor bitch that got rid of them

[Anonymous No.13997506]

Nigga finna bout drop the rate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcTWUBWfVLI

>>13997447
Godspeed. Anon..

[Anonymous No.13997515]

>>13997187
Property will only go up up up
>>13997316
He’s too big now, the bigger you are the harder it is to beat the market(legally)

[Anonymous No.13997523]

"Current policy is working great, no changes expected"

[Anonymous No.13997529]

>>13994956
first for AMD

[Anonymous No.13997538]

>>13997515
he's sitting on an abnormally large amount of cash which is rotting away due to inflation

there is nothing preventing him from buying SPY

[Anonymous No.13997565]

>>13997515
Not all property ;^)
Property market correlations exist, but there is enough disconnect that certain property (small houses, 3 and 4 BR apartments and condominiums) in certain areas will increase in value, while other property (expensive boomer houses, vacation and resort property) might see declines.
I’ve already got a house, so now I’m looking to buy vacation property on sale ;p. Might be a couple years, might not get cheap enough for me, but I’ll be waiting. As boomers die there will be massive supply increase with no demand for million dollar houses in Telluride or Hawaii or Ketchum/Sun Valley. Then, I buy :)

[Anonymous No.13997581]

>>13997523
>Perhaps it is time to retire the term unconventional in regards to tools used during the crisis. We now have a good understanding of these policies.
This is after he gave up on shrinking the balance sheets

[Anonymous No.13997586]

>>13997523
Hmmmmmmmmm
Markets don’t seem spooked yet
I think markets are wrong, I’m feeling concerned (not short, but neutral position)

Thought it would be time for pink woj posting right now

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13997632]

I thought LGCY was going to $7? WTF?

[Anonymous No.13997650]

>MMM bags $10 lighter
>takes $5 just to sell
>another $5 when I put that money somewhere else
Sigh...

[Anonymous No.13997656]

>>13997581
Ok just watched it. Nice little speech from friendly Jerome.
He really tries to focus on things that aren’t the trade war, emphasizes that the economy is doing well.
Boring but very professional, he’s taking the long view and taking numbers. Not unexpected

Watch for the market to be pleased for a while, then start lookin for new news to turn on

[Anonymous No.13997665]

>tfw been buying Tesla dip
>Up 4% today
>Is it over

[Anonymous No.13997664]

>>13997632
No, it was $0.07

[Anonymous No.13997678]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.13997699]

Amazing that we’re bouncing on nothing. China just saying “hope to figure this out soon by talking it out ~<3*” but we were oversold, as Cramer said S&P oscillator indicated

>>13997447
Legos are sharp as fuck, very risky

[Anonymous No.13997700]

>>13997678
actually choosing dividends over growth stocks hasn't worked in the last 20 years. you also get better tax treatment for capital gains if you invest in growth only.

[Anonymous No.13997725]

Note that the crude futures vs SPX gappy is about as open as it gets over the past few months.
Consider that how you will ;)

[Anonymous No.13997731]

Short $HUMANITY

[Anonymous No.13997742]

>we will act appropriately
What the fuck that mean? Basically “doing our best, and our best will be good enough”

Gambatte, FEDchan?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13997750]

>>13997700
Past performance is not indicative of future results newfag. Dividends = frens

[Anonymous No.13997765]

>>13997700
>akshually
who said you shouldn't do both?

and it depends on which growth stocks you choose.

[Anonymous No.13997763]

>>13997742

>>13997269

[Anonymous No.13997767]

>>13997750
those who fail to adapt will die. only the paranoid survive

[Anonymous No.13997780]

>>13997725
>SPX bulltrap
>Oil pump
Help im retarded

[Anonymous No.13997788]

>>13997765
SPY isn't a growth stock though, compare this charge to investing in the largest cloud/tech companies

[Anonymous No.13997797]

The market is rallying for NO reason, are the Chinese setting this up for the big juan, the big crash?

[Anonymous No.13997813]

>tfw too pussy to short gold

[Anonymous No.13997818]

>>13997813
Gold is a great hedge for the upcoming recession

[Anonymous No.13997822]

>>13997565
Imo the best property in Hawaii is the west side of ohau. You’re welcome /biz
A couple years ago i almost got beachfront property, literally 500ft from the beach with a small two lane road between the house and road. 300k. I live in a shit box in Cali for the same price, those properties will be millions once the west side is cleaned up of riff raff

[Anonymous No.13997840]

>>13997797
no -_-;
Chinese have nothing do with anything

[Anonymous No.13997846]

>>13997780
Not sure. S&P is probably a good proxy for oil consumption... but I think oil demand is also dependant on emerging markets, and, you know, the whole world.

[Anonymous No.13997848]

>>13997788
which ones? let me guess, you think you'd only pick the winners, right?

[Anonymous No.13997870]

Ok so the people is selling Amazon/Google/etc stock like mad due to the "antitrust" fear. But suppose they do get busted up. Wouldn't your stock in the parent company also net you shares in each new baby company as well? So it seems like your shooting yourself in the foot by selling now. But that's just my take.

[Anonymous No.13997876]

>>13997780
Hey you could have bought oil when I told you and made 1% so far
Did you?
;^)

[Anonymous No.13997877]

>>13996924
For now

[Anonymous No.13997883]

The Fed is out and jawboning the market up. Might be up for the rest of the week until another catalyst.

Mexican tariffs on the 10th maybe?

Anyway, the Fed pivoting towards cuts now means that the cycle is over. All we need now is black swans to bring things lower.

[Anonymous No.13997887]

>>13997664
>anime foot girl
>ID: loliFX
Hmmmm...
>>13997840
Explain how you think Chinese don’t have anything to do with recent market action. Keep legos out of pussy plz.

[Anonymous No.13997891]

>>13997876
I did, also bought sugar cuse i have thesis on ethanol

[Anonymous No.13997898]

>>13997848
pretty sure the majority of these growth ETFs would beat out boomer dividend stocks

https://money.usnews.com/funds/etfs/rankings/large-growth

[Anonymous No.13997899]

>>13997870

The busting up of Standard Oil was very profitable for the Rockefellers. Facebook and Google should just be nationalized outright. Fuck the jews that run these companies.

[Anonymous No.13997917]

>>13997887
I didn't choose the lo1Ifx life, the lo1Ifx life chose me

[Anonymous No.13997923]

>>13997899
>Facebook and Google should just be nationalized outright
wut

[Anonymous No.13997928]

>>13997891
Nice :)
I bought back-of-the-napkin equal beta/equal theta USO calls and SPY puts when oil just now when they were both hovering. We’ll see how it goes for me....

Dunno how strong I’d consider ethanol demand, but that isn’t an area I’m familiar with

[Anonymous No.13997932]

Tired of being burned by crypto what should I throw my money into now so I can retire at 30?

[Anonymous No.13997942]

Is this the “get the fuck out while you can” bounce, for us who didn’t get out in May?

>>13997898
Place your bet, screenshot, and come back in exactly 6months, 1 year, and 18 month.

If you outperform, you win the internet arguement.

[Anonymous No.13997948]

>>13997898
>https://money.usnews.com/funds/etfs/rankings/large-growth
ACTUALLY, over the past year NOBL has outpaced all those by about 5-6% depending on the ETF.

But the point being, I invest in both growth and dividend stocks. but dividends are your fren, and they help compound on different levels than mere capital appreciation and help ensure money isn't frivolously wasted on things that won't produce profit.

but please tell me how I'm failing at investing and show me your big boi portfolio

[Anonymous No.13997966]

>>13997942

We were oversold as fuck but I think the trend is still downwards. Maybe crab for weeks within a band until bad news hits.

I see Brexit and the Mexican tariffs as triggers, as well as China's retaliation. But who knows.

[Anonymous No.13997969]

>>13997917
Rin too edgy, sort of been there, makes you wonder if there’s any right way to deal with mental illness in your The One™ when you’re just an idiot high schooler.

Now Hanako, from the moment she GOTTAGODOSOMETHING, gotta love that spaghetti spilling qt.

[Anonymous No.13997974]

This is a Bear Market, /stupid money goys/.

Exit longs, and short accordingly.

[Anonymous No.13998001]

>>13997942
no, i don't think growth stocks will beat dividend stocks in a recession. however in 10 years I believe it will beat.

>>13997948
yes, because we had a 30% drop in december, of course larger companies are going to beat growth stocks in the year.

unless you have some sort of problem handling money, or your retired and need monthly income, the only thing that matters is % growth of your profile.

i am currently 1% short, 5% crypto and the rest cash

[Anonymous No.13998007]

Nothing wrong with doing both if you got the money. Divvys for the long term holding, Growth for the short term (relatively speaking) Profits. Long as you make back what you put in your doing good. Then you'd still have your Divvy stocks/other stocks to keep Profit coming to you. But that's just me

[Anonymous No.13998032]

>>13997928
>I bought back-of-the-napkin equal beta/equal theta USO calls and SPY puts
Thats actually an awesome way of hedging, or maybe its more of a strangle? seems like safe profit

>ethanol demand,
Demand is closely tied to oil price (so im hoping oil stays around this level)

but the main part of my thesis is about ethanol supply
you know how the whole corn planting in the US is fucked up due to massive rainfall? well, 40 % of corn goes to making ethanol (they have process where you refine the frankencorns to get concentrated cattle feed AND ethanol)
I just need ethanol demand to stay the same and then other crops used for ethanol production, like sugar, will see an relative increase in demand, thus the sugar bounce a few days ago. i got in a bit late cuse im slow in the brain

[Anonymous No.13998037]

>>13997899
What about the jews that run our government though?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13998052]

I hope that guy that was trying to get a 5-bagger by friday listened to me and bought the TLT puts this morning.

[Anonymous No.13998054]

>>13997887
what do you think Chinese gonna do? open large margin short on SPY? buy 1 billion dolla of short lot on NQ_F ? run super secret HFT algos that magically make market go down??

[Anonymous No.13998065]

>>13998001
no, total growth is not the only thing that matters to me. my goal is to grow my dividend income annually until I can retire off passive income. price appreciation is a secondary benefit to me for the most part.

My main focus is compounding shares with dividend increases, payouts, along with new capital.

Since I don't have the time adequate to research whats the next best thing in growth, I leave that to my mutual fund advisors. However I can tell you that JNJ, PG, KO, SBUX, LOW, etc. will be there in 10 years, 20 years and all will continue to pay me a growing dividend that almost invariably grows at a pace that exceeds inflation by 2-3 fold

[Anonymous No.13998068]

>>13997173
Its basically a little gold mine to just buy calls when it dips into the 3s and then sell in the 4s. Just keeping doing that for nice gains on cheap calls

[Anonymous No.13998069]

>>13998054
they have unlimited funds they can do whatever they want

[Anonymous No.13998089]

>>13994956
ARRRRRRGGGHH

down $250+++ in one week

why is oil shitting the bed reeeee

[Anonymous No.13998106]

>>13998069
so you have no idea on what they /could/ do -_-;
you just think they gonna do /something/

[Anonymous No.13998112]

>>13997969
Respect, I'm an Emi guy myself. Can we both agree Shizune worst girl?

[Anonymous No.13998116]

>>13997405
Pussy bitch.

[Anonymous No.13998123]

>>13998106
they could short 1 trillion dollars of S&P futures

[Anonymous No.13998136]

>>13998032
Yeah but it’s more likely to just increase food demand.
Commodity demand for making ethanol is WAY more elastic than food demand, you can always just use cheap oil instead of ethanol right?
I’m long food commodities, I think their prices will continue to increase. So sugar a good bet. But not because of ethanol

[Anonymous No.13998144]

>>13998032
i would appriciate critique of this
consider it an act of helping the mentally challenged

>>13998123
that would be like giving out free moonies, why would they do that? JPM would just buy da dip

[Anonymous No.13998146]

>>13998054
>what do you think the chimese gonna do
Uhhhh... not give in to all of our trade demands and prolong the trade war, slowing US, China, and global economic growth? Seems like not the best thing for stock marky?

[Anonymous No.13998159]

>>13998144
Trade talk negotiations and weaken the US

JPM Morgan is .00000000000001% the size of China

[Anonymous No.13998170]

>>13997974
Ben Garrison is a fuckin madman

[Anonymous No.13998174]

>>13998065
>no, total growth is not the only thing that matters to me. my goal is to grow my dividend income annually until I can retire off passive income. price appreciation is a secondary benefit to me for the most part.

which makes no sense, because you can literally sell part of your growth port every month and achieve a similar return to dividend stocks while keeping more capital

also im sure companies like JNJ and PG will be here in the future - that being said I doubt their P/E ratio will be high as it is now.

[Anonymous No.13998176]

>>13998159
what are the chinks next move in the trade war

[Anonymous No.13998195]

>>13998176
im guessing crashing the market but I don't know today has me shook a bit

[Anonymous No.13998197]

>>13998195
in a few i'm sure it'll be blood red again

[Anonymous No.13998199]

>>13998176
sometimes the right move is not to play :)

[Anonymous No.13998205]

>>13998176
Crashing this trade
WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.13998207]

>That feel when the market runs on hopes and dreams instead of reality. Here's to the rude awakening.

[Anonymous No.13998210]

>>13998195
Keep in mind the Chinese don't want to fuck the global economy. It hurts them too. They're just caught between doing that and losing face.

[Anonymous No.13998213]

Should I buy FINGb?

[Anonymous No.13998216]

>>13998136
>I’m long food commodities, I think their prices will continue to increase. So sugar a good bet. But not because of ethanol
Probably true, i just misscorrelate alot.

>I’m long food commodities
I hope not s o y beans tho, many farmers have chosen to plant that instead of corn since they figured the corn wouldnt get ripe for harvest in time anyway
Im gonna open a basedbean short eventually, but its so dependent on trade war outcome that im hesitant

wheat harvest in russia looks great too, so i exited my wheat long

like sure its raining alot, even in europe (germany is having flooding problem similar to US) but all this is due to polar vortex collapsing this winter, and the effects are temporary

[Anonymous No.13998225]

>>13998210
yeah, that's a good point man

[Anonymous No.13998226]

>>13998176
dig in for a long war, slowly sell US bonds and replace with EU bonds. remain open to negotiations. maybe add some companies to their entity list? i don't see anything drastic though like shutting starbucks or mcdonalds shit. they'll probably start restricting access to rare earths.

[Anonymous No.13998233]

>>13998112
Emu was my first route, she’s a qt but also a quitter. I still like her lots though.

Shitzune is worst girl, it’s an objective fact.

>>13997974
>>13998170
T H E
A R C H I T E C T

[Anonymous No.13998243]

>>13998054
Stop buying our bonds, that'd throw things through a loop. Cracking down on corrupt politicians buying US properties would be a little fun, west coast property values could plummet and create a whole new generation of yuppies walking out on underwater properties making a very small but not insignificant lending crisis. They could halt all boats from China to the US for a month, people would all of a sudden really hate Trump. Of course the Chinks would probably gather in a large public place and protest, but I hear the Chinese have a solid plan for when that happens.

[Anonymous No.13998251]

Damn that BiG SPY rise just now
Might buy more short term puts

[Anonymous No.13998253]

The /dogsofdow/ have awaken... GOLDEN BULL BACK

[Anonymous No.13998255]

>>13998210
It is an mistake to simply evaluate what the Chinese will do (or in fact, whatever anyone is going to do) just based on mere economy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13998261]

>>13998251
Wait for $280, then get the puts.

[Anonymous No.13998271]

this pump is getting crazy

[Anonymous No.13998277]

>>13998271
it was the s&p bottom correction.

[Anonymous No.13998280]

>>13998271

Imagine the dump

[Anonymous No.13998285]

Yes! Yes!!!! Go LCI go!!!!

[Anonymous No.13998294]

>>13998225
>>13998226
>>13998243
Speaking with some folks in manufacturing/wholesale, one thing the Chinese are already doing are buying up factories in places like Cambodia and relocating their operations. They are able to circumvent U.S. tariffs that way. They still want to do business, but they don't exactly want to play by the rules. Similarly, these folks (U.S. based) are either buying from those Chinese owned suppliers, or looking at other markets to get around the tariffs. The less savvy companies are not doing this, but know that there is a growing number of companies in the U.S. and China that are definitely developing workarounds.

[Anonymous No.13998298]

wh-what the hell is going on

[Anonymous No.13998302]

>>13998261
280 today is ambitious, greedy. Remember this isn’t news buying, this is just a Tuesday bouncy
If we get there, I’ll buy a couple Friday puts ;)

[Anonymous No.13998315]

Remember remember the 26th of December

[Anonymous No.13998321]

>>13998285
God please I can only get so erect

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13998357]

>>13998321
You think you're erect? The 30-yr is up 5 basis points nigger. The guy who signs the check is going to throw in 2 weeks paid vacation.

[Anonymous No.13998358]

>>13998294
Emerging markets look good

[Anonymous No.13998362]

>>13998294
>that timestamp

[Anonymous No.13998368]

I've talked enough people into making RobinHood accounts that I've gotten 5 free stocks out of it

[Anonymous No.13998376]

>>13998358
Make sure to control China risk in your em funds
For example EMXC, or buying country specific ETFs
Otherwise your EM funds might be 30% China, which is ok if that’s what you want just be aware

[Anonymous No.13998395]

>>13998368
did you get anything good

[Anonymous No.13998399]

>>13998368
5 whole free stock? In AMZN?

[Anonymous No.13998403]

>“The Chinese side always believes that the differences and frictions between the two sides in the economic and trade field will ultimately need to be resolved through dialogue and consultation,” the statement said, according to a CNBC translation.

Deal incoming

[Anonymous No.13998406]

>>13997966 (dubs)
Also consider the trend to be downwards, possible red crab. Very tempted to put some monies in a bear fund and see how they preform, but only have experience using VTSMX/VTSAX mutual funds.

Taking opportunity to trim losers today, cut a few shares of CGC, got out of MMM and FDP, trying to get out of KSS.

Trump seems not to care about stock market anymore. Cramer went nearly full bear last night, very unusual. Then again, federal legal action against largest US taxpayer, Tim Apple also very unusual.

Good chance I'll regret not getting back in to apple at 172, but I cant take that bet right now.

Sorry for blogshit

[Anonymous No.13998418]

Anyone else making nice mice money off of DF and NWL today or just me?
;^)
13% in one day from DF, I pity you who didn’t buy at $1

[Anonymous No.13998420]

>>13998174
it makes sense from retiring early perspective. i'll never have to sell any capital if I don't want to, my yield on cost will continue to grow with my dividend growth, I'll have to invest lest capital over time to get the same amount of passive income. I don't need to worry as much about recessions because if my portfolio drops 30%, I don't have to sell anything. Most of the companies in my dividend portfolio are aristocrats and increased their dividends during the recession.

[Anonymous No.13998432]

>>13998403
serious doubt unless the US is preparing to ease on demands. the US is slowing down so there is less incentive to continue but trump may be playing the war as a political tool.

[Anonymous No.13998447]

>>13998298
it's the reversal, end of correction. we may go down a bit in the following days though

[Anonymous No.13998472]

>>13997731
>likely
>even though there was an ice age and a literal SeaWorld, THIS is the end of humanity

[Anonymous No.13998474]

>>13998403
they say this to criticize US unilateral actions and escalations during the process. it doesn't mean much.

[Anonymous No.13998478]

>>13995930
the range is comfy today, very tempted to buy more at .295, and sell if we get back up to .315
>>13998418
Saw that as well, must be very tasty milk.

[Anonymous No.13998491]

Post your rebound music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkJvB7kXxX4

[Anonymous No.13998492]

>>13998472
there has also been a 50 C heatwave in India

[Anonymous No.13998509]

>>13998474
It means they're not retaliating any further

[Anonymous No.13998511]

>>13998492
good we need pajeets to die en mass

[Anonymous No.13998522]

>>13998491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTV-_uksm44

[Anonymous No.13998523]

>>13998492
not much of value will be lost, desu

[Anonymous No.13998525]

>>13998509
There still is no deal incoming since there's zero chance china will change their laws like trump wants.

[Anonymous No.13998526]

>>13998395
Not really. It amounted to about 25 bucks

[Anonymous No.13998558]

reminder:

[Anonymous No.13998571]

>>13998089
Don’t buy UWT or OILU until it really bottoms out, and starts to strong trend up

Just buying USO and/or USO calls is a less harmful alternative in these ranges

[Anonymous No.13998581]

>>13998558
Fuck you anon

[Anonymous No.13998596]

>>13998558
niggers

[Anonymous No.13998602]

>>13998558
theres two things that I love reminders about, things like this and...

THE GAME

[Anonymous No.13998601]

>>13998558

[Anonymous No.13998609]

>>13998357
Baggie at this point you should know that I don't know what that means, I just threw 5K at a Biz meme for shits and giggles

[Anonymous No.13998612]

>>13998558

[Anonymous No.13998613]

BILI!
...I should probably get out while I can

>>13998558
Dying in your sleep isn't a bad way to go, I would think.

Also, I got thousands of emails that threatened this shit in the 90's, then I gained a subconcious understanding of a certain kind of FUD.

How are people superstitious enough to take this shit seriously?

[Anonymous No.13998628]

>>13998558
stop that

[Anonymous No.13998634]

>>13998613
The negating the immunity part got me, I normally don't fall for this shit

[Anonymous No.13998646]

>>13998558
not nice

[Anonymous No.13998657]

>>13998613
>How are people superstitious enough to take this shit seriously?
I used to think that people didn't really care and that it was just a meme, way back with the "thank mr skeltal". Maybe it started as a meme, but we memed it into an actual superstition.

[Anonymous No.13998660]

>>13998558
ugh

[Anonymous No.13998667]

>>13998613
LSD

[Anonymous No.13998678]

>>13998558
yours dies first

[Anonymous No.13998680]

>>13998613
>How are people superstitious enough to take this shit seriously?
it's boomers getting worried about their 90 year old parents

[Anonymous No.13998710]

>>13998678
Rolling

[Anonymous No.13998723]

>>13998680
Sorry sweatie, it's zoom zooms

[Anonymous No.13998741]

Sorry memers, just exited BILI

Feels bad, but I've gotta get more focused, and less exposed.

[Anonymous No.13998744]

Thoughts on $NKE? Latest PT from Citi is $100. Looks like a decent medium-term buy and hold.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13998748]

>>13998558
Fuck you

>>13998602
Fuck you, I've officially won the game because my post is dubs.

When do I close my TLT puts? I'm already up 103 percents on the day.

[Anonymous No.13998755]

>>13998744
GHINA

The minister of health might be down, but if I'm going ghyna, I'm going for dank animemes.

[Anonymous No.13998763]

>>13998558

[Anonymous No.13998764]

>>13998741
Zzzzz I will cancel your yacht club invitation
And I guess you won’t be taking that flight to mars in 2022 that we had planned. Sad!

[Anonymous No.13998767]

Welp, didn't expect my SQQQ gains to be erased so fast, time to ditch it while still ahead I guess

[Anonymous No.13998768]

Uh, what's the big selling point supposed to be with the new Mac "Cheese Grader" computer? Paying 6k for a "oh hey look at my fancy Cheese Grader" is not to smart if you ask me. They're killing iTunes also.

[Anonymous No.13998791]

>>13998768
it's supposedly a workstation.

[Anonymous No.13998793]

>>13998768
Apple is pivoting to kitchen appliances

[Anonymous No.13998809]

>>13998764
> Zzzzz
who?

I'll get back in if it goes 13.30 again, maybe.

>>13998768
>Cheese grader
shit, I'll grade your cheese for free. Now bring me some of that A+ shit again.

[Anonymous No.13998821]

>>13998767
Paper gains or cash reinvested at the wrong point?

[Anonymous No.13998833]

>>13998768
It’s got optional built in ASIC card for certain video processing operations to really speed it up.
At a big production house you will be running servers with either enough power or built in asic chips to do real processing, so this is more pro-Sumer level.

But basically imagine something like a video card that only does very certain operations in certain apple programs, but does them VERY quickly and energy efficiently compared to a video card.
For certain customers it makes sense

[Anonymous No.13998837]

>>13998768
Cheese grater design isn't new. As far as the price goes, there are bunch of retarded people and businesses who will pay the exorbitant cost -- why not charge those retards as much as possible?

[Anonymous No.13998838]

Can anyone give a talented poorfag money to trade with?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13998842]

Half the niggers in this thread opened short positions yesterday and haven't closed them yet.

[Anonymous No.13998852]

>>13998821
Up about 7% unrealized as of now, will want to kms if I end up in the red somehow

[Anonymous No.13998858]

>>13998842
take your profits my dude, this won't last
overcorrection, time to buy S-indexes

[Anonymous No.13998861]

>>13998558
die bitch

[Anonymous No.13998865]

>>13998558

[Anonymous No.13998867]

$MCD, $CMG, or $YUM for lunch today?

[Anonymous No.13998872]

bull much?

[Anonymous No.13998874]

>>13998852
Then why don't you use a trailing stop to secure gains while riding on the gains train instead of bleeding money like a cuck?

[Anonymous No.13998878]

ECA hasn't really broken out like all other stocks yet. just saying...

[Anonymous No.13998884]

dangit
me knew it was gonna hit 2800 today ;_;
why sell so early
could have had 70 point lot instead of only 50 ;_;

[Anonymous No.13998886]

>>13998865
thank you based doggo

[Anonymous No.13998895]

BUY AMD

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13998899]

>>13998858
We're hitting $280 before EOD thats the queue to go short. Remember timing the market is only way to get a 5 bagger on the week.

[Anonymous No.13998968]

>>13998884
Buy back in (and get bogged) if you regret it so

[Anonymous No.13999012]

This is a clown fucking market

[Anonymous No.13999015]

>>13998899 (rare... double dubs)
We're already at SPY 278.9... you're going to keep waiting?

>>13998884
Isn't this from that comic of the tranny?
What are you trying to tell us?

[Anonymous No.13999022]

>>13998874
Happy with these gains senpai

[Anonymous No.13999027]

>>13999012
HONK HONK

[Anonymous No.13999065]

>fed does a thing
>WE STABLE MARKET NOW DURRRR!
I'm building a crypto portfolio, fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.13999071]

>>13999012

[Anonymous No.13999073]

Just reloaded on SDS AND UVXY calls. Thanks uncle Powell

[Anonymous No.13999105]

>>13999012

Honk! Honk! My nigger.

[Anonymous No.13999138]

youve heard of The Big Short, now in 2020 comes The Golden Bull
A single youngster goes long while 99% of small specs short their savings away

[Anonymous No.13999153]

>>13999138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNbkSgEaDZ4

[Anonymous No.13999165]

I hope you guys went long on sugar like i told you, im sitting with 12x leverage and am comfy af
Sugar .123 guaranteed

[Anonymous No.13999169]

>>13999073
how do you decide on sds vs. sqqq, spxu, spxs, etc.?

>>13999138
how young are you, rat?

[Anonymous No.13999176]

>>13998884
faaang partly joined the rally their impact on market overall is still bit too much but i think over time they will consolidate or lose value while other stocks gain

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13999178]

Holy shit, look at this big ass bull frog the algos painted on the SPY chart!

[Anonymous No.13999191]

>>13999178
what is a bull frog?

[Anonymous No.13999194]

i think december correction was clearly started by faaang sell off

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13999202]

>>13999178
SPY $281 is in play for today kiddos,

[Anonymous No.13999210]

>>13999138
youve heard of The Big Short, now in 2019-2035 comes The Golden Crab
A clever boomer trades the range on fucking everything while 99% of small specs short or long their savings away

[Anonymous No.13999222]

>>13999178
gaaaah omg dood look at this doji candle braaaaah, cup and handle my guy woooooah..kys you fag

[Anonymous No.13999232]

>>13999222
Trips confirm your hostility is warranted

[Anonymous No.13999234]

>>13999169
24 mister

[Anonymous No.13999237]

>>13999202
Buy June 5 281 calls
Post screenshot
Bet you won’t

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13999254]

>>13999191
This

[Anonymous No.13999255]

>>13999169
Volume is usually the deciding factor, and whichever dipped more

[Anonymous No.13999277]

>>13999234
you are but a child

but you're on the right path
gambatte, rat-chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FB_94FnDCY

[Anonymous No.13999283]

>>13999254
I think thats a cuttlefish

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13999287]

>>13999237
You'll see.

[Anonymous No.13999311]

>>13999237
I did it

[Anonymous No.13999312]

>>13999287
Based

[Anonymous No.13999336]

>so fat that he his chin is just his neck
>so fat that you can hear it in his voice
>named 'Whalen'
Holy shit

bring out the French video presenter and watch this guy get demolished

[Anonymous No.13999349]

So when is this recession coming? I need to know so I can know by when I will have needed to autisticlly read everything I need to know about the stock market.

[Anonymous No.13999363]

>>13998884
Your the fag who bought a lot on Sunday right? Poor baby you only made $2000 dollars

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13999365]

>>13999311
I think we fucked up

[Anonymous No.13999366]

Trump says the tariffs are happening

https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-says-tariffs-on-mexico-are-likely-11559657991

>President Trump said Tuesday he expects U.S. tariffs on Mexico to go into effect next week, despite ongoing negotiations to resolve a dispute over a surge in Central American migration to the U.S.

>Speaking at a press conference during a state visit to London, Mr. Trump said Mexico needs to step up and stem the flow of Central American migrants into the U.S.

>“I think it’s more likely that the tariffs go on,” he said.
>He added it would be “foolish” if congressional Republicans blocked the tariff plan, referring to reports that lawmakers in the president’s own party were moving to stop him.

Why is the market acting like this isn’t going to happen? For what? Two to three Green Days?

Pathetic.
Sea of Red by Friday

[Anonymous No.13999394]

>>13999366

Jews need to do (((tricks))) to make money from the goys.

[Anonymous No.13999398]

>>13999366
good, buying any and all dips twice a month every month from the beginning of the correction to the highest highs until I no longer need to add new capital to invest and just reinvest the cap gains and divvies

[Anonymous No.13999399]

Buy the dip on LGCY

[Anonymous No.13999414]

>>13999365
>>13999287
I didn’t want you to actually lose money, I wanted you to think about whether it was actually possible to get 281 in this climate
Remember the FAANG isn’t fully in play yet, we don’t have all the boosters in the rocket

[Anonymous No.13999424]

>>13999399
Why

[Anonymous No.13999437]

>>13999424
Someone's gotta hold those bags

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13999458]

>>13999414
We're not going to lose money on this trade, this trade is a good trade, one of the best trades. We're going to see SPY crash through $280, then I'm going to sell the calls and buy the puts.

[Anonymous No.13999507]

>>13999169
Go with SDS. Volume is a good indicator but there are a lot of factors to look at

[Anonymous No.13999510]

>>13999394
so just iron condor, got it

[Anonymous No.13999582]

>>13999458
I just sold it for 5% gain we're truly the best

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13999617]

>>13999582
only 5%? No wonder the guy who signs the cheques never has his secretary give you lunch break blow jobs.

[Anonymous No.13999635]

>>13999617
I guess I'm just one of those guys that settles for an unenthusiastic handjob

[Anonymous No.13999684]

Someone?

[Anonymous No.13999686]

galtboi on suicide watch

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13999704]

>>13999684
I'm too busy watching the chart and drinking on the job some one else do it.

[Anonymous No.13999705]

Why the FUCK are we melting up today on bullshit?!

[Anonymous No.13999708]

>>13999684
NOT IT

[Anonymous No.13999723]

I'm buying AMD every week and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.13999725]

WE GOIN UP AGAIN OH SHHHIII-

[Anonymous No.13999759]

NEW!!!!

>>13999757

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[Anonymous No.13999761]

>>13999705
>>13999725
m-maybe so we get a nice buying opportunity on tvix, sqqq, sdow, srty?

>>13999507
And I guess SDS?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13999764]

>>13999582
We have the best traders ITT.

[Anonymous No.13999799]

>>13998558
Jokes on you, she's already dead.

[Anonymous No.13999906]

why are we pumping I didnt buy yet what the fuck

seriously though why are we pumping

[Anonymous No.13999943]

>>13999906
Optimistic pumps

[Anonymous No.14000139]

>>13999906
Trade war is a meme, powell just said he will support further expansion
remember kids, the fed is the only thing that matters

[Anonymous No.14000165]

GME puts anyone?

[Anonymous No.14000265]

>>13999165
>Sugar .123 guaranteed
well i didnt lie did i! sell now if you doubt my brain