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13992547 No.13992547 [Reply] [Original]

How much btc for an ugly guy to get a QT gf?

>> No.13992561

probably 200+ at minimum and you have to agree to losing half if she leaves you

>> No.13992562

>>13992547
buy bitcoin and use your time to workout instead of being a neet while you wait patiently to become a millionaire

>> No.13992615

>>13992562

is the working out and building muscle for real, like how much can it make up for an ugly/fucked up face?

>> No.13992712

>>13992547
Here is a word of advice from a Chad. Well, at least a normal looking guy who is reasonably successful with women anyway. Always date women that want to be with you more than you want to be with them. They will grow to resent you if you and cheat on you and walk all over you if you are a weak weirdo who they just wanted to get money from. Some of my best relationships were with women who were like a 6/10, or girls who had a really cute face that could have made then an 8 or 9 but a bit of pudge bringing them down to 6 as well. Don't use money as a crutch and don't be dissuaded from going after women who don't look like porn stars. Especially if you are new to chasing women, going after some with lower self esteem first is great training wheels. Some of them, like the ones with just a little pudge, can even be fixed with some bullying. After a little gitting gud even an ugly guy can snag a reasonably cute 7 to turn into a waifu.

>>13992615
Lifting heavy is great, not only does it make your body more attractive but it will fix the entire way you carry yourself if you are doing that virgin walk. I also recommend getting into mma, there is nothing better to increase your confidence than being able to size up most of the guys in a room and be like, "yeah I could take that guy, and that guy, and that guy." There are also spiritual gains you get from pushing yourself beyond your limits, experiencing pain and hardship, and mastering your body with your mind. Women have like a sixth sense about these sorts of things so it's not just about getting ripped abs. Also stop watching porn, it's messing with your mind.

>> No.13992733

>>13992712
>being able to size up most of the guys in a room and be like, "yeah I could take that guy, and that guy, and that guy."

I do that already with Grindr

>> No.13992760

>>13992733
Go away Herschel, no one is falling for your tricks anymore

>> No.13992773

It's over for me. I'm a 25 year old friendless virgin. There's no coming back from that.

>> No.13992804

>>13992712
is jujitsu gay I don't want CTE but I'm afraid of rolling with guys

>> No.13992805

>>13992561
>you need $200 million to get a cute girlfriend
No

>> No.13992824

>>13992804
The hermeneutics of gay suspicion is a Jewish trick to prevent you from becoming strong

>> No.13992839

>>13992804
If you have to avoid being to close to men because you are afraid that people might think you are gay....then you are probably gay.

>> No.13992846

>>13992773

25 is still young bro

30 is when it becomes a dead end

don't give up yet anon

>> No.13992850

>>13992824
that makes sense
I weigh 230 and get nervous easily should I try to lose 30lbs before I check out my local jujitsu school

>> No.13992865

>>13992839
I might be I don't know
trap posting and porn addiction has wrecked my brain

>> No.13992883

>>13992850
you should work out to get your body used to that kind of training, jui jitsu will fuck your shit up. like torn shoulders, calcified bullshit from taking damage, even just small damage to a particular joint/appendage that's getting repeatedly stressed will be a long-term headache. you can't just walk into one of those places as an unflexible tub of lard

>> No.13992927

>>13992883
>as an unflexible tub of lard
I have some work to do, thanks for the advice

>> No.13992944

>>13992865
It's ok. Being unhappily in the closet is worst than being gay. Hell they practically give you an award for it nowadays.

>> No.13992998

>>13992944
I like women I've just had so many negative experiences in real life I've settled for a porn addiction
gay culture is a massive waste of time, I have one rich gay friend and they day drink and party during the week it's cool sometimes, but it gets old

>> No.13993009

>>13992547
>Get fit
>Learn how to dress
>Learn how to act comfy around women
>Go for milfs/cougars
They have 60 y/o beta cucks paying for everything, what they need is a dick that can stay erect more than 10 min.

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13993029

>>13993009
>Milfs & cougars
My nigga

>> No.13993047

>>13992712
Your fitness and mma training is no match for my taser

>> No.13993051

>>13992927
you can walk into a gym as an unflexible tub of lard though, and if everyone isn't a fuckstick they'll completely ignore you or think positively that you're trying to change your health for the better. only immature people see that any other way. but i'd recommend that before jiu jitsu simply because jiu jitsu is strenuous on even super athletes, and most of these guys have had 5 disks replaced in their back or knees replaced, etc. if you're an mma/rogan fan that wants to get into it i'd recommend kickboxing or hell, even a little bit of wrestling

>> No.13993090

>>13992773
take it from me man, I'm a 46 yr old boy hungry pedophile and there is no turning back for me but for you the world is your japanese vending machine...I mean oyster.

>> No.13993098

>>13993047
Your taser is no match for my 2075 RAMI

>> No.13993143

>>13993051
Literally nobody thinks ill of an out of shape dude trying to better himself. We all started somewhere. Sparring and rolling partners are there to help and make you better too. The meme of the asshole that makes fun of people or knocks out noobs doesn't actually exist in real life. The people /fit/ bros make fun of are stuff like thots doing silly things with a smith machine or other /fit/ bros doing silly crossfit stuff. The only fat people that will get made fun of are the ones who never lift heavy and just do machines all day and even that's behind their backs. They will never get anywhere doing that.

>> No.13993749

>>13992773
>>13992846
Turned 32 today. Finally seem to be bouncing back. 25-31 had me in a constantly depressed and weed hazed state. Took me 13 years and 150 credit hours to get a degree.

Getting back into shape, eating healthier, having a consistent schedule, attainable goals, better sleep and therapy have helped me a lot. Still not perfect, but things are looking up. Even went in a date with a cute girl.

Work on yourself and you'll make it. Lots of people overestimate what they can do in a week and underestimate what they can do in a year. You have five years before arriving at 30. Good luck, fren.

>>13993009
Thinking about the cougar/milf route. Some women really take care of themselves a d just want the D.