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I just lost my entire fucking life savings and my wife just left me...

Thinking of taking out a massive loan, spending it all on bitcoin, and then fleeing to Ukraine with it

What are the chances I'd get caught?

>> No.13992205

>>13992198
>all in on Tesla
Just hold, there's no way Tesla is going under before 2080.

>> No.13992206

>>13992198
Why Ukraine tho?

>> No.13992209

just make a new account and pretend it didnt happen

>> No.13992219

>>13992198

HODL YOU IDIOT

HODL

>> No.13992220

>>13992198
Why Ukraine?

>> No.13992221

>>13992198
You still have 7k left. I can take 7k and turn it into 75k in crypto in like 6-12 months

>> No.13992236

>>13992198
I seriously hope this is a larp

>> No.13992245

>>13992236
Its not. He posted earlier. He lost the money on calls so there will be no holding

>> No.13992248

>>13992206
It's the only white country with no extradition treaty to the U.S

>> No.13992250

>>13992206
>>13992220
cheap whore and life in general, too bad for aids tho, its a big thing there. kinda worth it for anon's situation tho to bang as many thots, and cum inside their pussy.

>> No.13992251

dont sell you fcking retard

>> No.13992255

>>13992221
Can you help me??? I need to make it back... I quit my job for this shit....

>> No.13992256

>>13992248
So your wife left you for losing some money? Most have been other issues?

>> No.13992262

>>13992198
They will cut each of your fingers off until you give them your private keys in the Ukraine, best of luck

>> No.13992265

>>13992248
Ukrainians are not white

>> No.13992270

>>13992198
>that phone time
Do you have to learn a new language or can you speak English?

>> No.13992271

>>13992255
Get your money off robinhood first. Then we can get you into coinbase

>> No.13992274

>>13992198
sell it all and buy chain link

also why did u believe musk

>> No.13992278
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13992278

>>13992219
yeah man, just hodl fucking TESLA

>> No.13992297
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13992297

>>13992198

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.13992303

>>13992265
some of my favorite blonde porn stars beg to differ

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13992307

>>13992256
I mortgaged our house to invest in Tesla back in early 2017....

It went well for a little bit but I should have fucking sold...

>> No.13992338

>>13992307
Ok. Did your wife leave because you lost 30k ?

>> No.13992341

long overdue. i didn't short it is it's a fools game to try and time it. if they met all their best sales estimates it was only going to be worth $300
unless we mine asteroids I don't see batteries becoming cheap

>> No.13992623

Volkswagen and Toyota building the amount of Cars Tesla is building in a whole year in one day!
Tesla is still way overpriced, just compare their market capitalisation against the real big Players in matters of car manufacturing!
Tesla didnt earn a S I N G L E penny so far, so tell me why is this Stock so high? Its just Hype without substance.

>> No.13992923

>>13992198
You should've seen the signs
You should've bailed when you knew Steve Eisman was shorting tesla

>> No.13992959

>>13992265
fuck off kike

>> No.13992977

>>13992250
>too bad for aids
There are plenty of eastern virgin women to wife. No need to worry about (((aids)))

>> No.13993005

>>13992959
Found the butthurt hohol

>> No.13993014

Should I just kill myself bros?

>> No.13993041

>>13992297
Can not wait to buy this dip. Q2 & Q3 2019 is looking juicy as fuck.

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13993057

>>13992198
a-are you ok Anon?

>> No.13993058

>>13993014
Damn you definitely fucked up big time, but honestly just buy BSV you'll climb back up, buddy.

>> No.13993067

>>13993014
You need to buy more tesla literally tomorrow, Im not even joking

>> No.13993087

>>13992271
I'm actually looking to move my coin base shit to robinhood. No buy or cash out fees. Can't transfer but I'm more of a hodler so it suits me

>> No.13993132

>>13993058
BSV?

>>13993057
No

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13993305

>>13993132

>> No.13993323

retards itt holding tesla thanks for shorting people like us :)
tsla will go under this year like it or not.

>> No.13993363

I wish I could buy some Tesla shares here from my 3rd world country.

Tsla is sooo undervalued rn. In a couple of decades at most it'll become the second largest company in the world, after only SpaceX.

>> No.13993395

>>13992959
>the kike screams while he hits you
Not like your (((country))) is already considerd heaven for Jews, aint I right, Chaim? I mean...20-30% of your gubbermint (at some Point)
were str8 outta Israel. Tfoo, artificial country.

>> No.13993420

>>13992198

LMAO

>> No.13993421

>>13992198
did you even read the 10Qs?

this is going to be epic when elon bros lose their houses they financed with tsla

>> No.13993531

how the fuck do you not have a bag of chainlink?
who the fuck are you people

thought everyone was just memeing but you're telling me there are actually REAL PEOPLE browsing biz right now who are unironically ALL IN STOCKS and don't have at least 10k link?