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What is the bare minimum portfolio to be considered an investor?

I hate all this “I have 5k in an IRA” bullshit.

>> No.13989608

>>13989584
I missed out on this. My life will never have value

>> No.13989617

>>13989584
32 eth / 1 btc

>> No.13989622

this attitude of yours is a big part of why you'll never mekkit(TM)

>> No.13989623

Investor? 10 million

>> No.13989643

>>13989617
with a side of 10k LINK , 2 Million HOT , 1 Million FTM

>> No.13989664

>>13989584
Head shaped like lord farquat

>> No.13989665

>>13989584
what the fuck is an IRA white people come up with absurd garbage

>> No.13989681

>>13989608
look at that fag in the black underwear. men have to strip to. all these people are degenerate closeted bisexuals i do not envy them at all. be somewhat masculine and dont be fucking degenerate, then you will go far my friend.

>> No.13989686

>>13989622

I have six figures but I don’t consider myself an investor

>> No.13989771

>>13989608
same. my life feels so wasted

>> No.13989892

>>13989608
>>13989771
have you ever been around sorority girls? the only thing you're missing out on are blackpills and stds

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>> No.13989935

>>13989892
Shut up faggot. Missing out on prime pussy is the worst thing that can happen to a man

>> No.13989953

>>13989643
10k Link? need at least 1 million LINK

>> No.13989962

>>13989584
25k to be a trader or 1mm to be an investor

>> No.13989981

>>13989935
>sorority girls
>prime pussy
Anon, I...

>> No.13990201

>>13989608
I know these feels bro.

>> No.13990415

>>13989608
fuggg

>> No.13990465

>>13989584
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/a/accreditedinvestor.asp

>> No.13990475

>>13989681
You are a total loser.

>> No.13990562
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>>13989608
>tfw I partied hard as fuck in the Marines but still feel like I didn’t get to experience this
>mfw I’ll never know what it’s like to fuck slutty college chicks because I got into a relationship and got married when I got out of the service
>tfw have literally turned down offers of girls asking to give me blowjobs and threesomes

It’s a good thing, though, because I’d probably have some disease or kids if I stayed single

>> No.13990590

>>13989608

me too :(

>> No.13990707

>>13989608
so you think this will give your life value?

>> No.13990977

>>13990707
society tells them it will. but it would have probably helped him with socializing with girls at the minimum.

>> No.13991004

>>13990562
those whores just lay on their backs and then cry rape the next day to ruin your life. you didn't miss anything.

>> No.13991032

>>13989771
>>13989608
>>13990201
>>13990415
>>13990562
>>13990590
You didn't miss anything.
t. Peaked at 21, all downhill since

>> No.13991034
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everyone in image should be firing squadded.

>> No.13991038

College was awesome. This gave me the worst fomo.

On the bright side it's still easy enough to find college sloots at bars.

>> No.13991075

>>13989584
Those girls are only hot cuz they're young. Busted face and bad proportions...

>> No.13991094

>>13991075

You're right. Fresh meat is still sexy in of itself. Girls peak at 19.

>> No.13991125

>>13991094
cuz the skin is still tight, soft and smooth. It has to be heart breaking for a female after she turns 21

>> No.13991230

>>13989935
Prime pussy is 11-14 nigga

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>>13991230

>> No.13991262

>>13991230
that's a lil extreme pedo

>> No.13991290

>>13989681
the projection is physically painful

>> No.13991547

>>13989608
Make some swinger friends on Fet Life or something, people do stuff like this outside of college too.

>> No.13991588

>>13991230
kys pedo

>> No.13991593

>>13991547
This is the definition of cope

>> No.13991609
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>>13989584
>tfw some beta bucks will marry these sluts
>totally throwing their life away

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>>13991230
Based

>> No.13991644

>>13989608
sounds great on paper but its meh in reality. just go to any spring break destination same shit. sex is better.

>> No.13991657

>>13989584
If you actually invest in a project, and not just get from exchanges for profit, you wouldn't need a minimum portfolio.
Investing in IEOs held for projects like ECOMI automatically makes you an investor, no matter how small your bag is.

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>>13991290
you're a big guy

>> No.13991662
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>>13991644
I hate you normalfags so much goddamnit fucking AHHHHH. I'm like a paralyzed man who has to dig crusty shit out of his own ass because his sphincter doesn't respond to his own GODDAMN spinal signals, and I am desperate to walk every day, but then you tell me

>dude walking isn't that great lol it's meh
FUCK YOU. YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE.

>> No.13991679

>>13991230
Homosexuals will disagree.

>>13991094
>Girls peak at 19.
Lolno.

>> No.13991742

>>13989608
Just fuck some escorts. There’s lots of them that do duos with another chick for double the rate.

>> No.13991755

>>13989608
Cringe fag

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>>13989584
>5k

>> No.13991790

>>13991094
Anon, I....

>> No.13991837

>>13991662
Chillout hotpockets, he's telling the truth.

>> No.13991874

>>13989608
>tfw I've experienced this IRL
Pretty overrated tbqh, wouldn't really care if I hadn't experienced it, on the other hand, high school love with a cute virgin, now that shit is truly amazing and I'm eternally glad I got to experience it.

>also sorority girls will still fuck you after college if you're even remotely Chad, it's probably not too late for you to experience it

>> No.13991895

>>13989584
holy shit.....imagine all those girls getting BLACKED
god knows white cumskins can't satisfy them

>> No.13991903

>>13991230
Is a nigger that raped his daughter

>> No.13992025

>>13991230
Reminder that the age of consent is 13 in Japan and Argentina, plus 14 is legal in a lot of countries

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>>13989608
>>13991662
It's never enough anon. And it's always much easier to build it up as a fantasy in your head as well. I got a better hit browsing this board with frens and watching my shitcoins moon than I did the last time I saw some top-tier bare brappers/milkies in a scenario just like your pic. Srs athletic brappers 2.
>inb4 hav secs + low t

>> No.13992089

>all those bruises around the upper thigh and ass
enjoy chad's sloppy seconds lads

>> No.13992212

>>13991662
I believe there's a point where you've actually made it but I think it's actual love. I don't know why but sluts lusting after dick never helped me. When I was in peak form in college I just sunk further and deeper into a depression. Being around that kind of constant degeneracy isn't good for the soul, Anon.

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So answer me this you fucking sad autists, what’s the difference between playing strip beer pong with sorority stacys and playing with a bunch of 10/10 escorts once you reach crypto make it status?

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>>13990475
>partake in sexual deviancy and conform to modern Jewish Weimar or you are a loser incel.

>> No.13992359

>>13991742

they never look this fresh

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>>13991230

LGBTP.

>> No.13992414

>>13990707
I know right, just like posting on a Chinese cartoon image board.

>> No.13992420

>>13989681
>being comfortable taking your clothes off in public makes you bisexual
Not all of us weigh 300lbs and have a 2-inch penis anon. Why the fuck would I care if someone sees my doodle?

>> No.13992436

>>13990562
Nothing like getting married to not have a family. You retard.

>> No.13992450

>>13989681

He's taking one for the team and only doing it to encourage and make the girls feel comfortable enough to take off their own clothing, for the rest of the guys to stare at. Make no mistake, the sluts are basically on show and the entire point of this game is to get them to whore out and possibly bang.

>> No.13992451

>>13989608


And you never will, not with that shitty portfolio faggot

>> No.13992454

>>13989608
>>13990475
>>13991290
>>13989771
pathetic, dont have children

>> No.13992563

>>13989924
based
reminder your daughters are your property and there is nothing logically wrong with making them your wives until you can find another based and redpilled man to swap them for his daughters

>> No.13993346

>>13992563
this
the only exception i have to marrying a virgin is if she only fucked her dad

>> No.13993477

>>13989953
TO be a Billionaire - sure!

>> No.13993493
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>tfw you missed out on your sexual prime/youth

thanks for ruining my day OP

>> No.13993558

>>13992359
lol wut

>> No.13993757
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I have more money

>> No.13993793

>>13989584
A little tip for y'all. None of them came there expecting to have sex, otherwise they'd have matching bra and panties.

>> No.13993808

>>13992436
This.