Buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.13982504]

Buy it, imagine if you put your money into Netflix, apple or McDonalds when it started
I promise you put you're money on this and you will be set by 2025

[Anonymous No.13982544]

>>13982504
ahhahahahahahahahahah
Tesla is the worst shit tier stock ever

German car producers are publishing full electric cars in the next two years. Check out the Porsche Taycan, the absolute Model S killer.

Tesla is in so much debt, they will crash harder than Lehman Brothers as soon as the Hype is over. 100% bankrupt in 2025

[Anonymous No.13982602]

>>13982504
ELON we think you are a cool guy buy dude don't be desperate. Can't you just work out a deal with trump for some incentives?

[Anonymous No.13982636]

>>13982544
We will see anon but good luck in the ancient porche while I zoom past in my Tesla truck

[Anonymous No.13982702]

>>13982636
VW and Mercedes are producing electric trucks as well. Why should Tesla be any better than something produced by a company with hundreds of years of experience?

[Anonymous No.13982736]

*looks at 1 year chart*
Doesn't look good man

[Anonymous No.13982778]

>>13982504
Tesla makes cars but they are going to crack either driverless cars or have a major breakthrough in battery tech. The cars are almost a way to fund their R&D. That’s why makes this company a wild card. It could be one of the most valuable stocks in history or it could crash and burn so hard. Either way it’s hard to ignore the cult around this company...it reminds me very much of the early apple cult in the mid 90s. That is a decent indicator of staying power. It’s worth putting a little money in if you can spare it...the gamble could snatch a few Lambos if you play it right.

[Anonymous No.13982799]

>>13982504
I will actually. And will do it with money I can "afford to lose" in fact (ie, will hodl to zero).

However I do kinda expect to, uh, go a bit lower.

Maybe a position at 150 or so. And then another one in the double digits if it ever reaches them.

[Anonymous No.13982838]

>>13982778
imagine being this American

[Anonymous No.13982852]

>>13982504
Don't listen to this guy. Put it in chainlink and you'll be set for life by September

[Anonymous No.13982866]

>>13982778
Tesla driverless cars use shittier tech
They use pretty much regular cameras
Google is unironically 10 years ahead with autonomous driving systems

[Anonymous No.13982905]

>>13982866
Literal retard thinks lidar is the future

[Anonymous No.13982953]

>>13982504
Do you guys think it's a coincidence that the logo looks just like this one on a car from Ghost in the Shell?

[Anonymous No.13982967]

>>13982504
Not low enough yet.

[Anonymous No.13982990]

>>13982504
I would love to have Tesla stock, but right now is probably the time to sell not buy

[Anonymous No.13983076]

>>13982990
Im not even op but based quintessentially /biz/ poster buying high selling low

[Anonymous No.13983127]

>>13983076
What is economic collapse

[Anonymous No.13983275]

Tesla cars are pretty trendy and all, but look past their shiny product; their business is way overstretched into the red right now and they're infamously struggling to scale customer service. All the major manufacturers are moving to electric in the next 5-10 years. I drive a Leaf and the amount of electrics I see at the charge-points and on the road has exploded in the past year, but the vast majority of them are Nissan and Hyundai and just the odd Tesla. Now the German manufacturers are gearing up for electrics and they are going to give Tesla a serious run for their money with much more stylish luxury cars. Props to Tesla for making electric sexy, but they're a tech company in one of the most entrenched cut-throat industries in the world and while I don't think they'll go under, I think now the big boys will overshadow them

[Anonymous No.13983291]

>>13982702
>0 years of experience building electric

[Anonymous No.13983323]

>>13983275
Tesla product is amazing, look past it

[Anonymous No.13983393]

>>13982905
Came here to post this.
Googleboys are worse than 50YB0YZ

[Anonymous No.13983426]

>>13982504
>>13982838
>>13982866


>it's 2022
>single Tesla share trading at $5000
>you still in denial
>you still refusing green renewable energy independent future
>you still investing in depleted resource controlled by OPEC
>you still in denial because you missed renewable train just like you missed Bitcoin train in 2009-2017

[Anonymous No.13983435]

>>13983291
not much less than tesla. Especially since Tesla released their patents, so the technology they've invented is free for use to any manufacturer. So tesla doesnt even really have the first mover advantage here.

[Anonymous No.13983476]

>>13983291
>0 years of experience building electric
114 years of experience building electric. They actually invented both the hybrid Toyota uses and the multimotor electric tech Tesla uses over a 100 years ago.

[Anonymous No.13983491]

>>13983476
>lohner
Literally me

[Anonymous No.13983505]

>>13983426
>still refusing green renewable energy independent future
green my ass, batteries are not “green”, lithium/cobalt extraction and production of battery packs is highly polluting, sure they pollute in Africa and China instead of years it neighborhood, but that’s not a solution
Then you also forget that there is not enough lithium supply to switch to 100% electric
Then you also forget that you still need to produce electricity

[Anonymous No.13983547]

>>13983426
Lithium deposits will be empty by 2030. The whole "renewable" gig is dead on arrival. There will be no batteries in a few years.

[Anonymous No.13983591]

>>13982778
>cult around this company
It's not the company, it's the man.

[Anonymous No.13983637]

>>13982504
Who else shorting the fuck out of this piece of shit cult stock. Elons' followers are the perfect intersection of middle class pop-science fags and technically illiterate people. How long until someone brings up spacex in a thread about tesla because that's not relevant either? BK before EOY.

[Anonymous No.13983641]

>>13983476
Lets hope they bring back those 14 hp motors and the engineers who designed them

[Anonymous No.13983675]

>>13982905
Lidar or
...shitty camera and then you die or kill people
Your choice

[Anonymous No.13983744]

>>13982852
>being a delusional stinky

[Anonymous No.13983761]

>>13982504
Bagholder cope.

[Anonymous No.13983771]

>>13982702
>Why should Tesla be any better than something produced by a company with hundreds of years of experience?
because tesla is new and shiny with strong name brand association. tsla stock fudders are so delusional about how much normies adore tesla.

[Anonymous No.13983892]

>>13983476
>They actually invented both the hybrid Toyota
Nope. Don't post something you have no idea about, retard.