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AAPL Tries to Fool You Edition

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
https://finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com
these threads zzzz

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
https://cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

For the truly suicidal:
http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Previous thread:
>>13973258

>> No.13979556

>he didn't sell in may and go away

>> No.13979557

It's all falling apart.

>> No.13979575
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Impressive.

With this most recent advancement, fate has in a single stroke, marked the decline of the bear and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the SPX BVLL, which promises to firmly stand in sharp contrast to the historically bloody ascent of bearish powers and the cruel subjugation it brought to the humbler traders of the world. With the blessings of Federal quantitative easing, negative interest rate policy and quantitative plunge protection will be the instruments with which the BVLL affirms its noble stewardship of 21st century world markets and offers the non-boga world a different option; a bovine alternative to the depredations of bearish leadership and the opportunity for a more equitable and dignified mercantilism.

>> No.13979582

>>13979489
1. Electric cars? the lobbyists and industry killed off the electric car for years. People who had leased electric cars and loved them weren’t allowed to renew their leases or buy the cars. The industry disappeared for a time simply because of vested interests.

2. That study
>polling
Lol fine, but it’s from last year, and even that shows that only half of Dems, 30% of the population even wants single payer

>> No.13979589

>>13979575
This is a lie, dubs confirms this is a lie. They just took the golden bull off life support and gave him last rights.

>> No.13979592

long $rope we are done

>> No.13979623

>>13979582
the point is that as interests and demographics begin to slowly shift towards an idea that challenges the status quo, that even lobbyists won't be able to stop them

what I believe will happen is that healthcare companies like UNH will slowly decay and lose a majority of their "value" as healthcare becomes more and more subsidized by the government in the coming 20 years

there simply isn't any reason to buy UNH given its potential growth (how much longer can health insurance continue ripping off people until they've had enough?) combined with its enormous downside

>> No.13979630

>>13979556
FPBP

>> No.13979639
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>no please, not he gimpsuit
>you’re so mean to me when I wear the girl suit
>plz Ivanka think of our children!

In hindsight, I probably should have sold even my winners, like the aforementioned Merck and UNH. Is there still time? Who know.

I really won’t be happy if MO and MMM get much cheaper.

>> No.13979644

Gold and Silver up almost 1% before the market even opens and its GOING to open right up our asses with a fat dildo dump. I tried to warn you all. Metals mooning this summer, digits confirm.

>> No.13979648

TAKE THAT FUCKING FAGGOTS

>> No.13979656

https://www.kitco.com/charts/livegold.html
https://www.kitco.com/charts/livesilver.html
https://www.kitco.com/charts/liveplatinum.html

>> No.13979678

>>13979644
44 karat gold, you heard it here first folks.

It’s really hard to decide what to do in beartimes. Inverse funds, leveraged inverse funds, shorts, puts, precious metals, Yen, crypto, bonds, even DC’s.

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>>13979648
>>13979656
>>13979644
Shut the fuck up boomer

>> No.13979738

Did (they) cancel the recession? The futures look like they're going to push us to open green.

>> No.13979739
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13979739

EXIT
ALL
MARKETS.

>> No.13979746

Time to sell your T babies....

I believe that if people stoped using or subscribing to @ATT, they would be forced to make big changes at @CNN, which is dying in the ratings anyway. It is so unfair with such bad, Fake News! Why wouldn’t they act. When the World watches @CNN, it gets a false picture of USA. Sad!

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Is it time yet?

>> No.13979764
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>>13979738
Oh yeah, real bullish, check out these NEON GREEN futures, Golden bull continues to ride.

>> No.13979779

>>13979764
Those are the futures on CNN look at the ones on Investing.com
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures

>> No.13979813
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>> No.13979824

>>13979813
its ogre

>> No.13979834

short T
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1135495710894374917

>> No.13979884

>>13979813
We'll if theres no more talks I guess we're not getting any more bad news and it's finally bottomed. Time to buy the dip.

>> No.13979898

Wew DB

>> No.13979929

pmi data today, we're going to see how fucked we really are in like a few hours.

https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/manufacturing-pmi-829

this is the report that will make or break our puts.

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Oh no not China subsidizing its products so American consumers can get them for cheaper

What has the world come to

>> No.13980017

>>13979898
at what price does it die?

>> No.13980047
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Boeing what the fuck

>> No.13980049

>>13979987
So is the threat here that once china kills all other manufacturing competition with their sweet low low prices, they will then be free to up the price to whatever?

>> No.13980073

Goddamn the weed bubble pooped CGC going to 37 if volume doesn’t pick up

>> No.13980078

>>13979987
>No visible increase in inflation
Checkmate fed. Check fucking mate.

>> No.13980085

>>13980017
I seem to remember 6 euro. Its at 5.88 now.

>> No.13980111
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>>13980047

>> No.13980129

>>13979639
Fuck, you too? I'm into 3M for like a third of my portfolio. Right when I was ready to secure my first house, too.

>> No.13980185
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Ummm, goys?

>> No.13980198

SL for DJ30 at 24500. Currently down 50%. Wish me luck.

>> No.13980219

>>13980129
U could have just not

>> No.13980231

>>13980185
That’s your bank right? What other banks do you lads even have in Krautland?

>> No.13980233

Galt bagholders, if you didn't sell your Galt last week when I told you, sell today

>> No.13980245

>>13980185
> that 10 year slow decline
its should have ben killed in 2008

>> No.13980290
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>>13980231
Commerzbank, UBS, both were in talks of merge with DB.
In the end they all realized if you can't make anything good by merging shit with more shit.
I think Germany will be forced to nationalize it bcs of pic related.

I'm not in Krautland btw, I'm in a little land next them. Too much Allah in Germania rn iuam.

>>13980245
A lot should've been killed in2008.

>> No.13980292

T babies under attack by Trump... Tariff man strikes again

>> No.13980313

>>13980290
I wrote a policy paper in 2018 January on future German bank mergers because they've all so fucked up. Yeah and
> I think Germany will be forced to nationalize it bcs of pic related.
I concluded the same

>> No.13980316

Hope the recovery begins today or this week. Hope Trump will keep the smack talk to a minimum. It's a long shot but oh well

>> No.13980325

>>13979746
Thanks just bought 100 more shares

>> No.13980345

>>13980313
Wow that's awesome, what are your opinions on future of EUR as we know it today? I think it's not a question of if it survives 3 more decades but when will it fall/be transformed to something new

>> No.13980356

I've got 190. If I had more funds right now I'd be buying more. T babies that is. Oh well, 190 is enough thanks to Drip, by the time I'm 65 there will be a nice payday waiting for me.

>> No.13980364

>>13980316
>recovery
Hehe
Bounce maybe, no true recovery until the rotted core is removed and replaced

>>13980233
Yeah you know I probably won’t
If you post your position though I might listen to you

>> No.13980392

>>13980356
Just buy long term calls and collect today's cheapies at a later date.

>> No.13980461
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futures were -0.75% yesterday why is it inching closer to being green

my sqqq nooooooo

>> No.13980504

Le DB IS GOING BANKRUPT MEME

go back to your EC101 class you pathetic incels

>> No.13980505

>>13980461

Patience, my friend.

>> No.13980577

>>13980504
go back to take your daily dose of semen you fucking europoor.
soon more tariffs to your shit country, german trash

>> No.13980586
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>>13980461
>>13980505

PROTIP: Patience is a virtue.

>> No.13980618

>>13980504
Im gonna laugh so much if the jerries bail out their shitty banks and crash the euro zone after getting angry at the southern euros for splurging on neet bux and boomer pensions. Although it will be a bitter laugh since im a europeon too.

>> No.13980619

>>13980577
Im not German you mutt.

This shit has been failing for years you brainlets are acting like this is the next big thing are pathetic.

Keep buying puts before the bailout kek

>> No.13980645
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Cypress has been bought out! I'm up 47% on CY!

>> No.13980648

PMI at 9:45
other manufacturing stats at 10:00

if you think the current market is bad you haven't seen anything yet

>> No.13980650

>>13980645
good job gwim

>> No.13980676
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>>13980648
>mfw green shoots

>> No.13980678

I’m going long on the open all these delusional bears here and stocktwits are about to get raped lol

If you back test this scenario we are up 80% next week

But most of you are investing.com retards who follow MUHH SENTIMENT on CNBC lol

>> No.13980724

>>13980017
Why would a company die if a stock goes to a certain value? Besides 0, of course.

>> No.13980744

WTF I thought we wuz bears and shit?

>> No.13980751

>>13980345
>>13980345
>your opinions on future of EUR as we know it today

When PIGS implode and they will, don't hold it against them. It's mostly the fault of bad policy from EC and ECB.

>> No.13980760

>Fear and Greed at 19
Remember to start DCA'ing when it reaches 5

>> No.13980774

>>13980751
Its totally not buying submarines and having 13th and 14th paycheck for state employees a year.

>> No.13980785
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>>13980645

>> No.13980786
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Here's my TWLO RH history. It feels akin to dating a 6/10 girl, dumping her, and then meeting up with her years later to find she turned into a 10/10. My emotions tell me to load up, but I am trying to be patient for a dip (it's up 1% pre-market).

>> No.13980797

>>13980678

Yeah we're due for a rebound, I'll give you that. We'll see what Tariff Man and the PMI numbers say.

>> No.13980812

>>13980786
>better take muh 12 dollars profit

>> No.13980829

>>13980618
Hehe

Pay your taxes Hans, you aren’t paying enough now! Who will bail out your banks and the poor Italians and Greeks and Spaniards unless your taxes are raised to 90%?

>> No.13980831

> dat sudden AMD spike

Premarket shenanigans due to low market liquidity or something else?

>> No.13980865

>>13980831
The market also bots running on AMD servers have an unironic backdoor directly controlled by Sue that allows her to turbopump AMD stock at any time

Intel chips also had the same kind of thing but they messed up unit conversions in the design and it dumped their stock instead :(

>> No.13980883

>>13980865
*also = algo

Imabout done posting on iPhone why does this thingy always wanna mess up my words

>> No.13980913

Futures are fake and gay!

>> No.13980937
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>>13980831
something else

>> No.13980952

>>13980831
Samsung announced they’re partnering with AMD and paying licensing and royalties to them
Shit might see 30 by EOD

>> No.13980984
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>> No.13980989

>>13980952
YOLO'd some calls.

>> No.13980996
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>>13980913
>spy opened green
NOOOOOOOOO

>> No.13981005

>>13980984
YES

>> No.13981022

Actually Trump's attack on T could be a good thing. Trump ain't popular by any means so people may buy T stock just to tell him "fuck you" or to show support to T. T already up a bit.

>> No.13981030
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>>13979898
Ror!
Fuck Deutsche.

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https://www.cnbc.com/2019/06/03/youtube-recommends-videos-of-underage-girls.html

GOOGL is going to jail

>> No.13981050

We found the absolute, certain bottoms on NWL and KHC lads
Looking for TSLA under 180 next
MMM looks stable at 160 but I’m not going hot for her yet, just light touching for now

>> No.13981091

>>13979575
Kek. I warned you guys.

>> No.13981099
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Bought in premarket. Fuck jews, fuck the jannies too

>> No.13981105
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>>13981099
We rollin sixhundo again bb aint nothin changed

>> No.13981117

>>13981105
Impressive, very nice.

>> No.13981135
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SQQQuad!
Q
Q
Q
u
a
d
!

>> No.13981143
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>SQQQ

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Welp, my CGC stop loss sold

What should I buy now to recuperate

>> No.13981153

Evry1 wave bye bye to NIO!

>> No.13981156
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We red now

>> No.13981159
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>> No.13981166

I feel a pullback coming

>> No.13981176
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>>13981022
That's it, keep rising fella. Tell Trump to suck it.

>> No.13981190
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>>13981176
I unironically want Trump out of office after I shilled for win to win in 2016.

>> No.13981189

>>13977777

>> No.13981206

>>13981190
same, the man is retarded

>> No.13981208

>>13981189
based

>> No.13981213

Sh-should I still hold VTSAX?

>> No.13981216

>>13981189
FFFFFF WHY DIDN'T I SEE THAT

>> No.13981224
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https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/06/03/1863249/0/en/GAUZY-LTD-INCREASES-INVESTMENT-IN-RESEARCH-FRONTIERS-AS-MARKET-LEADING-MATERIAL-SCIENCES-COMPANIES-STRENGTHEN-TIES-TO-MAKE-SMART-WINDOWS-AND-OTHER-PRODUCTS.html

Buy REFR

>> No.13981233

>>13981224
what's this app

>> No.13981235
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lol

>> No.13981243

>>13981233
Grindr

>> No.13981248
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>>13981233
Little red robbin' the hood.

>> No.13981255

>>13981190
Why? He's making the market so damn volatile it's great

>> No.13981256

I have moved my shekels into a highly speculative position shorting TLT because that dude last night said we shouldn't buy bonds as they are risky, and I have ADHD so I can't sit in cash for 72 hours. You can tell that asshole that signs the cheques to thank me later.

>> No.13981260

>>13981233
Her, the premier lesbian dating app

>> No.13981267

>>13981255

This. Trump is a trader's wet dream.

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>>13981233

Robinhood

Also buy REFR

>> No.13981279

Who here /Goldteam/

>> No.13981287

SQQQ going to Neptune

>> No.13981289

>>13981255
agreed! trading options with more Vol is perfect

>> No.13981296

>>13981256
Dont I just bought $TMF u cuck

>> No.13981298

>>13981248
thanks fren (and the other anon who for some reason deleted the post)

>> No.13981312

Why the fuck is the FAANG freefalling

>> No.13981332

>>13981312

Anti-Trust investigations have been opened against Google.

>> No.13981354

>SQQQ

I'm fucking hard. So fucking hard right now.

Did I mention I'm hard?

Today is a good day for BearChad.

>> No.13981362

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/06/03/ism-manufacturing-index-52point1-vs-53-est.html

>Manufacturing hits lowest level since October 2016

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This company got bought out for a roughly 8x premium a few weeks later

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well well well what do we have here... shit manufacturing number, charming

>> No.13981370

>>13981354
Have a price target? I'm up bigly and came close to selling a few times since last week. Holding is paying off big but surely it can't last forever.

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>>13981365

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googl on sale!

>> No.13981387

>>13981296
Why would you do that? Did you miss this gem last night?

>>13974622

>> No.13981388

>>13981332
oh holy fuck
thanks

>> No.13981391

>>13981370

Put your stop loss on and hold onto your nuts.

Ride the lightning. $65 to $80.

>> No.13981424
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>Trump suggests aborting T babies
>T babies goes up

>> No.13981448
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Not even Trump can stop T and his march to Dominance! Up to 31.16 now. Show your support for T now.

>> No.13981469

>>13981448
>supporting media
Death to supporters of T!

>> No.13981502

T just took a direct hit from the Big Man's twitter and didn't even flinch.

>> No.13981509

>T green as fuck
Way to go Trump, you couldnt even FUD us up some cheapies.

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>>13981502
This market is like mad gay bro. Fucking move you piece of shit.

>> No.13981562

I have $80k in sqqq. Let the nasdaq burn

>> No.13981579

>>13981527
What's with all the soprano reaction images all of a sudden?

>> No.13981590

oh look. the bottom was the irrelevant PMI data and now we're mooning.

SQQQ bear tards absolutely BTFO

why do you faggots try to short the market when the plunge protection team is going to rape you every time lol

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>>13981448
Support T. Tell Trump to suck it!

>> No.13981600

>>13981590
Oh look at the time, it's time for the 10:30 AM flash crash!

>> No.13981612

>>13980952
>Shit might see 30 by EOD

Shortly before 30$ seems to be a very heavy resistance since it bounced off every time ever since the crash last October. And it might not be different this time, too.

I suspect that AMD isn't going to pierce the 30$ again until we get the Q3 earnings report later this year - which should be fucking amazing due to Ryzen 3000 and ROME release.

>> No.13981636

>>13981600
keep losing money you fucking retards

i knew it was time to go all in when i saw all these retarded Deutsche Bank posts

That's always a good sign that the bottom is in

It's like no one here remembers 2011, 2014, 2016 lmao. o right that's because you're all 18-20 year olds.

enjoy losing your money trying to short the market when you could at least be shorting shit like DUDE WEED stocks

>> No.13981640
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whew we hit 2760 way faster than me thought O_O

>> No.13981670
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13981670

remember kids
if you double down on your shitty stocks, you're buying the dip rather than being a bag holder

it's that simple

>> No.13981679

>>13981640
nobody tell him

>> No.13981689

>>13981636
Breathe you autistic mofo. I as one of Deutsche posters am Green on a day and have some decent realized profits. If you are taking pride in making it right once you probably aren't earning money consistently. If you were you would be flexible instead of flexing like this.

>> No.13981691

samsung now using amd chips over intel

>> No.13981703

>>13981670
if you double down today, you're catching the falling knife and standing in the fire. It's better to just sell in May and walk away.

>> No.13981741

>>13981590
The plunge protectors haven’t even been activated yet in 2019

That’s on God

>> No.13981757

>>13981689
fuck off you tripfaggot

protip: i'm not flexing i'm letting you know that your retarded MUHH DOOMSDAY TRILLIONS IN DERIVATIVES scenario is the type of shit retarded boomers on facebook share with each other and has been a talking point for years.

nothing has or will happen. any money manager would laugh at you

btw it's my day off and this shit is hilarious

>> No.13981779

>>13981757
Wrong. It is serious.
>t. I'm long DB for other (((reasons)))

>> No.13981783

At least we're not in crypto, right fellas?

>> No.13981787

>>13981757
This post is just dumb

>>13981636
The part about 2011, 2014 etc. here is fine and a good point, but I already tried to tell them last night in the previous thread
If they didn’t listen then, they all deserve to go 300% short and learn the old fashioned way

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>>13981387
Smart money sells covered call options guys. I‘m tellin‘ ya, ain‘t ever too late to start making money anons.

>> No.13981806

>>13981679
-_-;
if anyone where mistaken it am you

>> No.13981831

WHY THE FUCK IS UBER GOING UP?????

>> No.13981840

>>13981802
i've made a cool 11% off AMD the last week. good call anon

>> No.13981846

Better load up on tqqq

>> No.13981851

>>13981831
because everything is going up due to the collapse of the USD and bond market.

>> No.13981855

>>13981831
The same reason BYND is: They're exit scams.

>> No.13981860

>>13981840
nice

Godbless Su Bae

>> No.13981884

AMZN 12.4% below recent highs, GOOGL 20% off.... still not touching.
Tough to not buy GOOGL when they have such nice stakes in so many dank growth companies
Gonna let it ride a little longer

>> No.13981913

This market is still sick. Today is noise.

>> No.13981921

China please announce more retaliation thanks in advance

>> No.13981937

>>13981921
I hope China tries some Pearl Harbor shit again. We need some real FUD.

>> No.13981965

Time traveler from the future here. /pol/ babbies just getting into RH are going to all get liquidated this Christmas from the shorting DB meme. It's been six months and most of them still don't comprehend what they did.

>> No.13981975

>>13981965
This would be a preferential outcome.

>> No.13981976

>>13981787
i geniunely care about these anons getting JUSTed because some paranoid /pol/ faggot thinks the global financial crisis is HABBENING

>> No.13981988
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>dat AKS super bounce
>Dat AMD pumpp
>Dat WM steady gains
Also, For anyone watching from previous thread, I think the fuckery this morning was from Dupont unmerger finalizing today

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Fuck yeah, banks stocks

>> No.13982000

Goog under 1k by weekend

>> No.13982009
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>>13981965
absolutely based

>> No.13982049

>>13981976
...but it does? And I'm making profits on it. Realizing we're going into recession doesn't mean staying short whole time.

>> No.13982067

>>13982049
wow you're not short all the time? look at this top trader

kill yourself namefaggot

>> No.13982081

>>13981976
But I want one, imagine getting a position at ~$92 in apple for example.. or $700 in amazon.. or $2 in amd..

>> No.13982085

>>13982000
Trips confirm

>> No.13982088

>>13981976
Just have to tell them the things they need to know so that they learn their lesson
If someone wants to gamble and lose money to learn a lesson instead of listening to reason in the first place, we can’t help that. What you have to do is just give some warning and guidance so that if they jump in and lose that money, they learn the right lesson after

>> No.13982097

>>13982049
Yo, you're going to get fucked by the 11:15 flash crash. I'm telling you man, Steve Merchant is in London right now having tea with the queen and the plunge protection team doesn't have marching orders.

>> No.13982163
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.13982168

>>13982097
Steve (((Merchant)))

Crashing this market... with no buyers

>> No.13982181

>>13982097
Thx for heads-up, I hope I still get these markets right. Feels like Mr. M is lost and waits for headline to pick direction

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>> No.13982252

Oxy hit 52 week low

>> No.13982268

>>13982250
What the fuck is the point of this post

>> No.13982277
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>>13982250
looks good to me

>>13982268
nowhere to go but up

>> No.13982328

Auto numbers for May drop @ 2PM EST

>> No.13982334

This market is being so fucking irrational. GO FUCKING DOWN ALREADY!

>> No.13982356

>>13982334
maybe you the irrational one O_O

>> No.13982396

>>13982334
Buying today is for people who try to catch falling knives, and that's unlikely to go well. The bear will continue.

>> No.13982411

>>13982356
There's no reason for TLT to be trading in the $130s, this shit should be like $125, and the SPY still hasn't digested the Mexican tariffs and shit.

>> No.13982415

>>13982396
buying today is for intelligent, long term investors.

>> No.13982434
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13982434

I hope you all realize there is going to be more selling off after lunch.

>> No.13982442

Man I feel one of these economic numbers is going to break the market, but the story is getting clearer.

Why is oil in a bear market heading into summer driving season?
Why is retail dying?
Why is auto dying?
Housing slowdown?
Tech IPOs disappointing?

>> No.13982459

My god

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-mexico-chipotle/trump-tariffs-could-cost-an-extra-nickel-per-burrito-says-chipotle-idUSKCN1T41MS

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>>13982434
smg flip flops their view on market by 0.5% movements :) 0.5% red is recession and when it turns green 0.5% they r btfd

>> No.13982478

>>13982459
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

AaAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13982480

>>13982459
White girls on Twitter going berzerk right now

>> No.13982481

>>13982459
oh no, how will people afford to catch deadly diseased from their garbage """"mexican"""" food

>> No.13982514

>>13982459
This is actually serious.

>> No.13982525

Markets are bear for the last 17 months. We are at the precipice. Abandon ship!

>> No.13982535

>>13982396
dollar cost averaging means buying on a scheduled pace, continually, regardless of what the market is doing.

dollar cost averaging beats timing the market for 99.9% of the people

if you're a dividend growth investor, buying today means you can lock in some good divvy rates from great dividend growth companies. BA, BLK, MMM, LEG, ADM, CAT, EV, GWW, WBA, CVS

>> No.13982539
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13982539

Sitting comfy AF in 1,000 shares of SQQQ right now.

Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out. Send us down to zero!

>> No.13982547

>>13982411
I dont think cocaine effects the white market very much

>> No.13982550

>>13982514
No it's not

>> No.13982572

>>13982539
You do realize that complex financial instruments like SQQQ will become worthless if the market actually collapses, right

>> No.13982605

>tfw sold lifesavings of amd stocks 1 hour ago at 29.40, after i missed my chance after Computex
feels good bros, already saved 700 bucks in this 1 hour

>> No.13982632

>>13982535
Long term I'm with you and might even add a bit to my long term accounts today. My monthly contribution schedules hit this week and next, but I guess I'm thinking about big positions being too risky now, for me.

>> No.13982642

>>13982535
Add in DOW.

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>mfw I meme'd SQQQ for a whole year into the biz mainstream and it's a real deal
That said I think we're due for a bounce to the upside as shorts cover. It will give the cucks a false sense of security as they prep the bull and die anyway.
>CAP THE NASDAQ IN THE DICK, BITCH MA' WALLET GETTIN' THICC

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>>13982605
Bretty gud

Given how well-tested the resistance between 29-30$ is, I might take advantage of cheapies a few more times.

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>>13979525
Why are there so many people who turned s o y and turned away from trump over a few lost shekels? If you can't take a bit of economic pain to MAGA then you don't deserve it.

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who pumped Bwl.A

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>>13982739
the whole purpose of vote is that voter thinks his/her vote will help mostly his/her financial situation. humans dont vote thinking "this is the best for OUR people" xD also tariffs are really dumb idea

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>>13982572

Yes, but right now it isn't, it hasn't and it's not.

Looking at $1,200 profit today. Thanks for your 20 year old wisdom!

>>13982710

Mmm... Gainz...

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13982819

$1 buy limit order set for Dean Foods ACTIVATED. I'm sorry to all the bagholders.

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>>13982792
YEE HAWWW

>> No.13982908
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13982908

>tfw beating this shitty market with longs

>> No.13982937

>>13982908
yeah all my stocks are Neon green

>> No.13982941

>>13981527
I told you last night snibby would control the board today.

>> No.13982945

>>13982572
Goldbug detected

>> No.13982963
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13982963

Nasdaq 100 in danger of breaking 7000

Burn you glorious motherfucker, burn.

>> No.13982988
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>>13982941
All day, every day.

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>> No.13983064

7010

STILL DROPPING

SQQQCHADS REPORT IN

>> No.13983065

I love June, get my capital gains and dividends from my mutual funds. looking at about $4K this month from my mutual funds + what I get from my dividend portfolio.

>> No.13983066
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13983066

people are looking at -20% correction again, so possible that buying panic starts at -15% (if not earlier) cause everybody wants to early bird :F there literally no place all bonds are zero to negative, us 2% cause buying pressure there and shortage. 2% us 10yr you are locking losing money so no option there

>> No.13983077

Algos are literally retarded
What is even going on

>> No.13983080

>>13980073
I warn you faggots about CGC but you faggots call me a boomer. not only were you wrong about CGC but also mistaking me for a fucking boomer.

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13983081

7004

now

6999

>> No.13983083

>>13983064
Holding from 41.12 reporting, closing in on $47 fast!

>> No.13983086

>>13983065
>i love taxable events
it was your money anyways. the shares dropped by the amount they're paying you. young dividend investors are retarded

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>>13983064

+5.00% AND COUNTING, SIR!

$2,225.00 IN PROFITS, SIR!

>> No.13983101

>>13983083

Bless you brother. I hope you realize megagainz

WHIPLASH BACK TO 7001

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13983132

>wake up
>Stock port up 50% (mostly due to AMD calls)
>Go to breakfast with boomer grandparents, cant have my phone out
>gains drop back down to only 10%

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>>13983064
Standing by commander, all systems ready.

>> No.13983147

220K usd sitting in my IB account since I dumped all my US stocks, wat do?

>> No.13983151

Breaking on Zoidberg, The SPY is actually a ruskie/commie/chink double agent. Execution for treason immediately.

>> No.13983152

TSLA dropping like a fucking rock holy shit

>> No.13983169

>>13983147
I’d wait it. I think we’re already in a bear market and we’ve got room to fall.

>> No.13983171

>>13983147
>>13983147
BUY GOLD

>> No.13983180
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13983180

KSS bollinger free money event has been satisfied

>> No.13983183

>>13983152
i warned it's still under pressure, people were too eager to jump in it

>>13983171
under pressure

>> No.13983189

Anyone know what caused it? News?

Or just Algos responding to price levels?

Fuck it was like I was back in December for 5 minutes.

>> No.13983204

>>13983169
I just hate having so much cash sitting, only earning shitty interest that IB offers.
>>13983171
I have a few aussie gold stocks ATM, they're doing really well. Probably won't buy any more.

>> No.13983208

Oh shit here we go again, 6990!

>> No.13983214
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WHAT THE FUCK

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>>13983183
Where to hide in this market?

>> No.13983224

>>13983204
You are actually making money since everyone else is fucking bleeding out. Scoop up once the bloodbath ends.

>> No.13983251

>>13983224
True I guess, lost a fair amount last month.

>> No.13983254

>>13983152
I'm watching it like a vulture circling above man trying to cross the sahara. His camel is dead and water is almost gone.

>> No.13983278

is this... "it"?

>> No.13983279

>>13983219
EPI sir

>> No.13983284
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13983284

my worst day by far
they're all near expiry spy calls as well so there's no way these things are going back up
maybe I should just stick to index funds

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>>13983214

200% NOW WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

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>>13983254
>52 week high 387

>> No.13983312

>>13983219
cash for buying opportunities is always good

>> No.13983315
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>>13983086
>implying I don't know that
its still free money, especially capital gains. I get free reinvestments and get to compound my shares which compounds my dividends and capital gains, which compounds my shares, etc. paying a little tax on capital gains/dividends isn't an issue for me.

if you look at the difference between stocks with dividends reinvested vs not, you'll see a dramatic difference.

>> No.13983317

2019 has been a shit year. Just shit. lost 5k+ this year. Can't watch this anymore. Set the sell points and focus on something else.

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>>13983286
>babies first pump n dump

have you ever hear the story of DRYS....

>> No.13983345

>>13983204
Remember, cash is a position

>> No.13983346

>>13983317
>lost 5k+ this year.
we just had a 4 month bull run lmao

>> No.13983355

>>13983279
No pajeet.

>>13983312
What about real estate for investment?

>> No.13983365

I live for days like today. I love seeing red in my market. Can't wait for this fucker to fall another 10% so I can take my money and go buy drugs.

>> No.13983370
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13983370

bröthers

>> No.13983372

>>13983355
>real estate
Anon.. I..

>> No.13983383

>>13983345
Mine is missionary, as the market is fucking me

>> No.13983385

>>13983355
reits shouldn't be effected by tariffs. Stick a bunch of those fuckers in your portfolio.

>> No.13983386

>>13983204
>>13983345
what's your thoughts on bond etfs right now?
how retarded of a position would 20% index funds 30% bonds 50% cash be?

>> No.13983391

>DF
This is it boys
This is it

KHC is showing the way
All that was broken will be reformed in His holy image

>> No.13983401

>>13983372
Times are different fren, sure prices may fall a bit, but won't see a 2008 crash. No income no jobs loans are rare. 20% down is required in West coast markets

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>>13983219
Defense and Energy stocks are fairly safe
Tech and software are getting gangbanged
Basic materials getting ganbanged
Healthcare is healthcare
Financial is getting BLACKED

>> No.13983451

Oh come on, I had a buy order for FB at 160.80. No quicky for me

>> No.13983454

>>13983386
Bonds sort of confuse me in market situations like this. People are saying they won't be a safe haven like in the past. I have some PCY that's holding up decently. Emerging markets in general are worth a look, small position of SCHE for me.

>> No.13983455

>>13983386
bonds are going to get slaughtered when the inflation caused by tariffs forces rate hikes during the greater depression.

>> No.13983464
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13983464

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13983471

AYYYYY
ITS RED MONDAYYYYY

>> No.13983474

>>13983455
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-fed-jpmorgan/jpmorgan-now-sees-two-2019-rate-cuts-after-u-s-mexico-tariff-threat-idUSKCN1T11SE

>> No.13983478

>>13983454
> People are saying they won't be a safe haven like in the past

In Central Bank fucked economies inflation = proxy for growth and credit transactions.

Yield on your US bonds = promise to tax some USD for that interest.

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13983481

I think its time to buy LOCO friends

>> No.13983487

>>13983464
If you bought DB in 2007 you got JUST’d so long before today
Also how are the Swiss and English better bankers than the Germans? It seems like Germans should have a knack for accounting

>> No.13983509

>SDOW up 0.5%
>SQQQ up 5%
Wow, why such a HUGE difference?

>> No.13983510
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>>13983487
Swiss are the bankers Jews use as their bankers, they're that good at the game. Beats me.

>> No.13983524

>>13983509
tech is shitting the bed

>> No.13983526

>>13983487
>Implying that only a uprising stock makes money to owners

Goverment funded bailouts and shady schemes before make the best results anon

>> No.13983542

>>13983509
probably because the nasdaq is getting completely fucked while the dow is just getting hurt

>> No.13983557

>>13983509
something about kikebook, microsoft, amazon, and alphabet all getting fucked at the same time.

>> No.13983578
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13983578

Double bottom

>> No.13983595

well damn that amd climb was short lived lol. Premiums still gud tho

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13983605

Anyone know anything about this? Is this a boomer stock?

>> No.13983607

FB and TSLA are getting literally raped in the street
Zuckenberg assholes must be bleeding from all the cocks he is receiving

>> No.13983613

>>13983557
literally all of the big 4 are in legal battles
the tech bubble might finally be over. what a shame. i graduate this year...

>> No.13983623

>>13983607
Jewberg going to jail when he angers investors by losing money to them

>> No.13983624

>>13983605
That's a leveraged ETF and should only be traded by pros.

>> No.13983642

>>13983605
Its a weighted gold trust (based directly on the price of gold)
I would say not really that boomer.

>> No.13983643

What do you guys expect from AMRS earnings?

>> No.13983662

>>13983642
better off just trading options on GDX

>> No.13983665

>>13983623
God I can only hope

>> No.13983684

>tfw I should have panic sold
Look upon my bags, ye mighty. And despair.

>> No.13983688

Can twitter go back to 15 plz

>> No.13983692

>>13983346
Zoom out. The markets been going sideways for the last 18 months.

>> No.13983699

>>13983662
I agree, but I was just answering the question. I personally just hold my precious metals.

>> No.13983702

>>13983642
it's a levered index of the junior miners, not spot gold

>> No.13983748

>>13980724
imagine them owning their own stock lol who would do that

>> No.13983763
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This has to crash, right?

>> No.13983785

This month will be interesting. I see us pulling up a bit, but the red will really flow in Aug. Buy BTC.

>> No.13983793

>>13983763
yes
but it might just go up another 100% before it does

>> No.13983805

>>13983763
Don't even think about buying that, buddy. You'll get wiped out if you fuck up.

>> No.13983813

>>13983605
It decays
You don’t want it long term
It’s for zoomers not boomers

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NASDAQ WTF U DOING

>> No.13983828

literally just a few big tech stocks dragging the market down. every other stock is green as fuck

>> No.13983838

>>13983557
>>13983542
>>13983524
>>13983607

Oh dang. I slept through too many opportunities

Gut says: don’t chase S&P shorting gains, get SDOW if it dips again.

But: people most likely to buy in response to S&P crashing, could prop up DOW even though DOW needs less propping up.

Hmnmmm... maybe TWM? Twz has barely moved. If Russell leads the S&P in corrections, the move may be over.

>> No.13983840

>>13983805

Fuck I getting that gambling urge really bad. I feel as though as soon as I buy in its gonna plummet

>> No.13983842

>>13983763
I dunno, I threw $5 at it, this shit could be like buying XOM for pennies on the dollar.

>> No.13983848

SOMETHING IS HAPPENING

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OO

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>>13983848

>> No.13983863

WHAT IS THIS CANDLE??

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today has been kinda bizzare

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>>13983854

>> No.13983882

Flash pump and crashing once more

>> No.13983881

WTF JUST HAPPENED AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13983891

I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

>> No.13983899

Why did spxs just dive while sqqq do nothing?

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>> No.13983901

somebody just fat fingered their order everybody use this opportunity to get the fuck out and leave that dumbass holding your bags.

>> No.13983906

THIS MARKET IS A FUCKING JOKE

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www.cnbc.com/2019/06/03/ism-manufacturing-index-52point1-vs-53-est.html
>i-itll bounce back any minute now guys Im sure
How are you preparing for a cozy neet life post crash fellow bearchads?

>> No.13983913

>>13983858
Imagine buying indices on this. LOL

>> No.13983927

Oh shit. Haha!

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>>13983900
IT'S OGRE OOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.13983929

This is fucking crazy lmao

>> No.13983933

awwwww :(

>> No.13983934

99% certain the feds will cut rates soon. The markets are dead and investors are bleeding. This shouldn’t be happening but it is. What the fuuuuuuiuuuuuuck

>> No.13983939

WHO'S JEWING WHO!

>> No.13983944

>>13983929
Nothing crazy about it, algos bought by mistake and got fucked

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>>13983928
GO TO SLEEP

>> No.13983967

Up 50...10s later... Down 50...wth


New thread when!

>> No.13983973

>>13983944
were they literally just scanning the news for the words "rate cut"? That was wild

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>> No.13983989

>>13983934
>>13983934
How is this surprising? It's just the QE money doing funny things in stocks. There's no real growth, productivity, value creation.

> FED'S BULLARD: RATE CUT MAY BE WARRANTED SOON TO LIFT INFLATION
rofl I said this like November

>> No.13983992

>>13983973
Yes, Bullard is a dove, the news is neutral

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>>13983928

>> No.13983997

>>13983080
My portfolio... my bags...

>that’s my secret captain, I’m always bags

>> No.13983999

Are algos drunk today or what
what a shitshow
making money tho so whatever

>> No.13984002

>>13983934
>99% certain the feds will cut rates soon.
Good for REITs?

>> No.13984014

>>13984002
good for all dividend stocks

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>>13984014
>good

>> No.13984028

>>13984002
Good for shit because the fed doesn’t even have much room to work with. If the feds cut rates and it doesn’t stop the hemorrhaging we’re full blown dead in the water.

>> No.13984045

>>13984042
>>13984042
New thread...

>> No.13984079

>>13984028
Next stop, negative..Final Stop, Quantitative Elimination

>> No.13984083

>>13983763
It doesnt have to crash. Oil is going to be big bucks if a global recession hits and this stock is critically undervalued based on minor past issues.

>> No.13984125

>>13982163
how are they your friend if they pay like 0.9 cents each?

>> No.13984191

All Hope Abandon,
Ye Who Enter Here...

>> No.13984408

Shut up bitchtits

>> No.13984429

>>13984408
Have sex