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*ting* *ting* *ting*
Gentleman I have an announcement forthcoming.
First though I ask our dear camera man to photograph me before we begin.
Please talk amongst yourselves while he arrives.

>> No.13972900
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>>13972869
>69
Nice

>> No.13972913

>>13972869
Waiting

>> No.13972927
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No, that is a bit too high camera man.
Friend please discuss amongst yourself and feel free to order a drink from our janitors.

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>>13972869
Serjozha, what is the current price of carrots
marketplace is opening soon

>> No.13972968

I wonder how OP will address the glaring issue of the janitors. No one has been able to resolve it so far.

>> No.13973006

*a general atmosphere of high spirits and joyful peace fills the room, with a sound of conversation, laughter and positivity*

>> No.13973022
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Ah yes perfect. Yes, right there camera man.

We have been together through thick and thin friends.
Bull and bear markets.
But truly we are here tonight to...Oh wait...

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Awaiting your announcement

>> No.13973069
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Let me get my hat... oh Mr. Cameraman, do I fit?

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Sorry had to grab my hat like my friend anon >>13973069 . I am back. One cannot give an announcement without proper attire!

Where was I. Oh yes, we are here tonight all bustling about with industry and business but we must always remember our common truths. In that spirit I want to first introduce one of our elders.

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Ah, I love announcements

>> No.13973178

*listening intently*

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I'm not too late for the announcement am I?

>> No.13973306

>>13972869
Buy Holochain.

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*crack*
Is this thing on?
Yeah. Now single image announcement posting.. That was a thing in my days.. heh
*sip*
But now you young kids do it different with your bitcorns heh heh and Links
Gonna pass this mic back to our host
*sip*
He's ready for the announcement

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>>13972900
>>13972913
>>13972968
>>13973006
>>13973041
>>13973069
>>13973160
>>13973178
>>13973212
Some champagne, gentlemen?

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>>13973351
Don't mind if I do wagie.

>> No.13973383

>>13972869
EVERYONE SHUT UP

Go ahead young man

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>>13972869
What could it be....

>> No.13973449
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PRAISE No-Linkers
PRAISE No-Coiners
RESPECT All Races
RESPECT All 32 genders
RESPECT All religions
but most of all...

RESPECT THE JANITOR!

>> No.13973455

>>13973351
Of course! What a momentous occasion!

>> No.13973465
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>>13973449
What the fuck

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>>13973351
cheers boomer

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>>13973449

>> No.13973481

>>13973449
Cringe and bluepilled
Piece of shit, these threads are terrible now

>> No.13973533
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*the fine crowd gathered screams in horror*

Security! Security! It appears my ID was hijacked by a rapscallion. Please escort him away post-haste.
Friends I am truly sorry for this.
Shows how poor of a job the janitors are doing in maintaining this board!

*roars of laughter from crowd*

Anyway, friends, the time has come. Settle down now. Without further ado let me say:

>> No.13973551

sugoi...

>> No.13973575

>>13973449
fuck this guy

>> No.13973611
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>>13972900
>>13972913
>>13972935
>>13973041
>>13973069
>>13973160
>>13973351
>>13973436
>>13973465
>>13973476
>>13973551
>>13973533

*rushes to podium*

Gentlemen
*catches breath*
*AHEM*

THIS man >>13973449 is an IMPOSTER.

*murmurs in the crowd*

I have successfully escaped his pathetic kidnapping attempt.

After waking up I could not bear the thought of having my event hijacked by this scum of the earth. A force within me pushed me to overcome my injuries and although still in a roofie induced state by this weak imposter, you will hear the truth.

*audicnece clecnhes to their seats*

Truth will always prevail, and the truth simply is

*AHEM*

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
And most importantly,
FUCK JANNIES

That is all.

*crowd screams in euphoria while simultaneously hanging niggers and jannies from street lamps*

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>>13973611
>>13973533
I was getting worried for a moment sirs.

>> No.13973780

>>13973611
bravo good sir

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>>13973611
Based and redpilled announcement crashing.
Truly shows the absolute state of the janitor!

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>>13973611

YEA FUCKIN JEWS

FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK MOOLIES TOO

AYYY

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>>13973611
Good god what have they done to this fine gentleman?
Bravo sir on your recovery and decisive rebuttal

>> No.13974160

based thread

>> No.13974289

>>13973611
based, how can he be so based

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Lovely thread, gents.

>> No.13974639

TA