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>> No.13970110

>>13970101
reality is a meme at this point

>> No.13970116

>>13970110
a meme is a meme at this point

>> No.13970134

>>13970116
Even the memes about memes about memes are memes at this point.

>> No.13970139

>>13970116
the point of all this is memes

>> No.13970140

>>13970134
Even the memes for memes about memes that are memes at this point?

>> No.13970164

>>13970101
business degree gives you SOME insights and its not wortless like art or social sciences. STEM is still better in all apsects.

>> No.13970174

>>13970140
correct. you could even say that the memes for memes about memes of memes are memes at this point.

>> No.13970188

>>13970101
Yes, everything you learn in school can be learned via internet. All you need to do is find the program courses, syllabus for the courses, and then buy the need to know textbooks or pirate them off torrenting sites.

The only benefit of a business degree is that you have the business degree and you don’t have as much shame to put it on your resume like you’d have with the arts and humanities degrees.

>> No.13970220

Anons really do love their twinks

Guess that’s the logical next step after
>all women are whores

>> No.13970260
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>>13970101
Accountancy, supply chain, and actuarial science are not memes. They are really versatile degrees that have great starting pay and a high demand. Marketing and finance CAN be ok, but for most people it's a waste. Everything else is a fuckin meme.

>> No.13970777

>>13970101
All women's are whore

>> No.13971173

>>13970188
Not a complete replacement though. Universities are where you network. If you aren't doing that you might as well not go.

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13971198

>>13970174
it's all a fucking meme ALL OF IT

>> No.13971237

>>13970101
> implying it wasn't a meme at some point
lmao business
the word itself says it all
oh dude look I'm so busy got some business I will teach you a 4 years about it if you pay me 40k per annum
pro tip : nepotism and mastering the jewish tricks is all you need

>> No.13971312

>>13970164
STEM is one of the biggest memes. It is a broad catagory. Some stem majors lead to solid jobs, but most are just as useless as any other degree. Most science jobs pay shit for just a bachelors. If you major in pure math it is similar, need a masters in stat or something with knowledge of coding, unless you wanna teach k-12. Only a few majors are in high demand, and some are super competitive.

>> No.13971515

>>13970260
Accountancy in 2019? Maybe if you want to be an auditor

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13971949

>>13970101
What major isn't a meme at this point? Should I just self learn math and get a cloud computing cert?

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13972192

I did a meme 9-month Masters in Management and make $33 selling asphalt.

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13972216

>>13970110
Fpbp

>> No.13972228

>>13970101
we are in the starting era of crypto

why would you lose your time in a college now, invest in crypto and let the cucks wagecuck

>> No.13972245

>>13971237
>Nepotism

The only thing you need. Friend got a 6 figure consulting gig at Accenture with a fucking English degree cuz his uncle works there.

>> No.13972247

>>13971949
Learn excel lol, the boomers and gen xers never learned, take their jobs

>> No.13972262

>>13972228
baste

>> No.13972347

tfw future cryptoboomer
history repeats itself

>> No.13972396

>>13970260
>Accountancy
>Supply chain
>Actuarial science
That sounds tedious as fuck, death sounds better to be honest desu

>> No.13972406

>>13972396
Ai will replace those anon

>> No.13972432

>>13970101
Any college degree that isnt comp sci or medical related is a waste of time now.

>> No.13972439

>>13972406
Will AI be able to replace death? Dying sounds tedious.

>> No.13972448

>>13972439
Probably but it will no longer be you

>> No.13973067

BBA? Yes probably
MBA? No.

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13973145

>>13971312
>tfw bachelors in pure math and had job offers before even graduating
>making twice as much as my friends in other fields

ameritards failing high school algebra and people like you thinking math is useless means im a hot commodity for employers.

>> No.13973208

>>13973145
Is this true? I was gonna major in pure math but /sci/ told me it's a meme and that I should just do this? Should I go back to my original plan and major in math?

>> No.13973248

>>13971198
WE ARE STUCK IN A POST-MODERN HELL

>> No.13973278

>>13973208
you are going to learn job skills at your job anyway. major in math and take CS and some engineering focused math classes to be well rounded. your math skills will make graduate degrees easier (if you choose to go that path) and you will know math tricks your engineering coworkers are unaware of.

>> No.13973446

>>13973278
I'm getting so much conflicting advice right now. I'm seeing threads on /pol/ how finding a job is so hard, especially in Silicon Valley where you have to go through a long and arduous hiring process, need years of experience for an entry position and have to live in some camper van because a six figure income is literally a low wage over there.

I'm currently in leafland but was always thinking about moving to USA after I graduate because of the higher wages and generally better opportunities. Even Toronto just has only satellite buildings for microsoft, google...etc. All the important shit is in the US.

Did I get memed? Is it really so hard to get an entry level software position? Should I just stay in Canada and move into a less populated province and be a big fish in a small pond?

>> No.13973685

>>13973446
>unironically getting advice from /pol/

you deserve your retarded future

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>>13970110

>> No.13973765

MIS is not a meme, my graduating class had 100% job placement in 2018

>> No.13973986

>>13973685
The same could be said from any board on 4chan. Also is it not true that companies would rather hire an H1B worker where they can afford topay them less and give lower wages?

>> No.13974021

>>13970101
is this a man?

>> No.13974316

>>13973765
info systems?

>> No.13974542

>>13971173

You will never be able to network if you are an autist though, unless you make a cult out of your persona, because an autist becoming a cog in the machine just becomes used by other more powerful people into cucking himself