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Anonymous Sun Jun 2 02:46:30 2019 No.13962504 [Reply] [Original]

The real Satoshi Nakamoto was killed in 2013 in Colombia by the CIA while undergoing plastic surgery to disguise his identity by changing his face and erasing his fingerprints. The assassination took place in a clinic in Bogotá where he was found by two CIA GRS (Global Response Squad) operators while he was on the operating table. The decision to kill Nakamoto was made after another CIA team gained access to his hotel room and managed to secure the private keys to all of his Bitcoin wallets from the paper wallet in his cat's collar, together containing more than 2,483,474 BTC. Sadly one of the GRS stole the BTC and locked them in a new Tulip Fund and now the CIA has to wait until 2030 for the new contract to expire so they could dump the coins and kill the new threat on the US Dollar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 2 02:52:16 2019 No.13962553 neat

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